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Eddie McGuire: Collingwood,Collingwood,Collingwood,Port can't wear the prison bars guernsey,Collingwood,Collingwood,Collingwood
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Jon Ralph: But you know what...? (perhaps the most overused and most pointless phrase by a number of commentators, but Ralph gets the nod, because of his unnatural ability to sometimes slip it multiple times into a single sentence).
Mark Robinson: He-he-he(long pause)-you (pause, looks skyward for inspiration)-I-I...(something tells me that Robbo would be a fan of Karl Pilkington's theory that '...if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.')
Mark Robinson: He-he-he(long pause)-you (pause, looks skyward for inspiration)-I-I...(something tells me that Robbo would be a fan of Karl Pilkington's theory that '...if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.')
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Mcguire "I love you derm, you're the best"
Brereton" I know, I know, and I love you ed, and you're the best"
Mcguire " I know,I know,but you're the very best"
Brereton" Ohhh you've come from broady, you are the ******* best"
Mcguire"Ohhh,five day,five night ,I used to suck you off in The Tunnel girls toilets,you were the best"
Brereton "yeah,I was pretty good wasn't i"
Mcguire "the best"
Brereton" I know, I know, and I love you ed, and you're the best"
Mcguire " I know,I know,but you're the very best"
Brereton" Ohhh you've come from broady, you are the ******* best"
Mcguire"Ohhh,five day,five night ,I used to suck you off in The Tunnel girls toilets,you were the best"
Brereton "yeah,I was pretty good wasn't i"
Mcguire "the best"
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Peter Donegan: And Geelong have started well from the inside barrier at their home ground. Caddy trots along, passes to Selwood who receives in a canter, this powerful beast picks up stride and gallops hard kicking it first past the post, but is it touched? it's a photo finish...
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Can substitute 'Sydney' for 'Collingwood' here as well
Garry Lyon:
There’s lots of angst around this issue, Jimmy boy! The ramifications of this issue are massive, Jim, from a game aesthetics point of view. But seriously, Jim, look, it’s a massive issue in the modern game, the ramifications for the modern game are huge! And we tell it like it is here at Triple M, Jim, unlike those other little nipsy stations, there is no fear or favour here, we TELL IT LIKE IT IS!
So, Jim, I’m not saying Selwood is a “ducker”, I am just saying that on occasion he quite possibly lowers his head when he anticipates contact around the head region with a view to being awarded a free kick. Just a smart footballer, Jim, a clever, thinking footballer, who uses his cunning to his advantage. From a game intelligence point of view, he's one of the best in the business! And he’s a favourite of ours, “Joely boy”! [everyone roars in agreement] We love him, Jim, he’s one of ours on The Footy Show and here on Triple M. But we make no apologies for telling it how it is here on Triple M, Jim! And “Joely” is big enough to cope with a bit of a clip ‘round the ears I’d reckon! But gee we’re good here at Triple M!
[Garry’s attention is diverted] Hang on! Who’s that little nipsy? Oh, look, Purple’s wandered in! And he’s got the wobble going! Look at that wobble, Spuddy boy! Come on, Purple, give us a zinger! He’s the number one news breaker in town, Jim, he’s at the pointy end of this industry, I’m sure he’s come loaded with some of his sharpest stuff!
There’s lots of angst around this issue, Jimmy boy! The ramifications of this issue are massive, Jim, from a game aesthetics point of view. But seriously, Jim, look, it’s a massive issue in the modern game, the ramifications for the modern game are huge! And we tell it like it is here at Triple M, Jim, unlike those other little nipsy stations, there is no fear or favour here, we TELL IT LIKE IT IS!
So, Jim, I’m not saying Selwood is a “ducker”, I am just saying that on occasion he quite possibly lowers his head when he anticipates contact around the head region with a view to being awarded a free kick. Just a smart footballer, Jim, a clever, thinking footballer, who uses his cunning to his advantage. From a game intelligence point of view, he's one of the best in the business! And he’s a favourite of ours, “Joely boy”! [everyone roars in agreement] We love him, Jim, he’s one of ours on The Footy Show and here on Triple M. But we make no apologies for telling it how it is here on Triple M, Jim! And “Joely” is big enough to cope with a bit of a clip ‘round the ears I’d reckon! But gee we’re good here at Triple M!
[Garry’s attention is diverted] Hang on! Who’s that little nipsy? Oh, look, Purple’s wandered in! And he’s got the wobble going! Look at that wobble, Spuddy boy! Come on, Purple, give us a zinger! He’s the number one news breaker in town, Jim, he’s at the pointy end of this industry, I’m sure he’s come loaded with some of his sharpest stuff!
A few more
Richie Benaud: Yes...I quite like the look of Mitchell Marsh......he reminds me of a young [player anyone under 70 has barely heard of]....who was my first room-mate for NSW.....
Bill Lawry: Got 'im yes!! The Victorian on top again!! He has a great aunt's second cousin who came from Victoria so I'm gonna claim him!!!
Ian Healy: derp derp derp I was a better pure keeper than Gilchrist derp derp derp.
Shane Warne: Sherminator Sherminator John Buchannan Sherminator
Jim Maxwell: So score an extra run for Xavier Tras with that no ball...
Karen Tighe: Only a minute or two away from ABC News, let's just get a quick update from Will Hagen...
Will Hagen: Thank you very much Karen, yes it's a beautiful afternoon now in Bathurst, the sun's come out and the crowd are really enjoying this race. We're up to lap 120 now, remember the safety car has been out five times, that's why we're still only on lap 120. The safety car has now just gone off after yet another crash, so we're back to full racing again. It was Joe Bloggs in the Ford who ran into the wall at the top of....
KT: Just a quick 1, 2 and 3 Will...! News is coming up!
WH: Yes, okay, well we have Fred Nerk in the Holden leading the race at lap 120. He got off to a bad start when Jim Whatsisname got the inside run at the first turn, and it looked like he was going to have an uphill battle to reclaim the front position. But when Whatsisname had to pull into the pits to repair a broken.....
KT: Sorry Will, we have to cut you off for ABC News. We'll check in again for your 1, 2 and 3 after the bulletin.
(Wash/rinse/repeat every 30 minutes).
Will Hagen: Thank you very much Karen, yes it's a beautiful afternoon now in Bathurst, the sun's come out and the crowd are really enjoying this race. We're up to lap 120 now, remember the safety car has been out five times, that's why we're still only on lap 120. The safety car has now just gone off after yet another crash, so we're back to full racing again. It was Joe Bloggs in the Ford who ran into the wall at the top of....
KT: Just a quick 1, 2 and 3 Will...! News is coming up!
WH: Yes, okay, well we have Fred Nerk in the Holden leading the race at lap 120. He got off to a bad start when Jim Whatsisname got the inside run at the first turn, and it looked like he was going to have an uphill battle to reclaim the front position. But when Whatsisname had to pull into the pits to repair a broken.....
KT: Sorry Will, we have to cut you off for ABC News. We'll check in again for your 1, 2 and 3 after the bulletin.
(Wash/rinse/repeat every 30 minutes).
I'm literally crying from laughing so hard....
Got this guy in one. Seriously, this bloke must have been kissed on the pecker at birth. Reasonable player, nothing special, good bloke, spends his entire life being an overweight yobbo, doesn't really understand the game he's been involved in for 30 years, and this qualifies him for making a fortune working in the media. Total mystery.
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I just re-read this, and * me it's bang on. Good work nipsy.
old school...
Peter Landy: "Two games on the slate this afternoon, one here at the 'G and the other up at Carrara. They certainly like their sunshine up there. Again, just the two games for this afternoon."
Peter McKenna: "Only two games this afternoon and not six?!?! Absolute murder!"
Peter Landy: "Two games on the slate this afternoon, one here at the 'G and the other up at Carrara. They certainly like their sunshine up there. Again, just the two games for this afternoon."
Peter McKenna: "Only two games this afternoon and not six?!?! Absolute murder!"
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BT - Ball comes forward toward REIWOLDT, PUSH UP KING IN THE VICINITY, BUT JACKY BOY WITH THE DUKES OUT....CAN'T QUITE GRAB IT, HERE'S DELEEEEEEEEEDIO, BACK TO JACKY BOY, JACK FROM 30!!!! HERE THEY COME DARCE!!!!!! THEY ARE BACK! OOOOH BOY THE TIGERS COMING!!! (Still trail by 65 pts)
Dean Jones: 'Siddle has ripped that ball past Strauss! That was a good 156KPH for mine...the gun says 133, but that was definitely 155 plus'.
'That's out for mine! Let's look at hawkeye....pitching outside and over off stump, but that can't be right, middle stump would have been pegged back for mine, the Australians can consider themselves unlucky there'
'Let's look at that last delivery from Johnson to Prior.... boy, it looks like it may have been pad before bat there! That was worthy of a shout, i think if it was reviewed the Australians might have had another one there. Somehow that ball ended up at long on for a boundary...but gee...that was a close one'
'Good delivery by Lyon. That man at midwicket has been brought in a little, and with silly mid off in place it's really causing the Indians problems. The Australians are in their head now, this is a great move by Clarke, the Australians are well and truly dictating terms here. That's the end of the over...it's no wicket for 327'.
Needs more Alan Davidson stories
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Hahaha classic.
Michael Slater:
"This form of the game"
"Rock and roll cricket"
"This form of the game"
"Rock and roll cricket"
"This form of the game"
"Rock and roll cricket"
"This form of the game"
"Rock and roll cricket"
"This form of the game"
"Rock and roll cricket"
"This form of the game"
"Rock and roll cricket"
"This form of the game"
"Rock and roll cricket"
"This form of the game"
"Rock and roll cricket"
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Brayshaw "OH BOY LOOK AT HIM GO. The big boy's eyes just lit up and he's gone BANG! What a unit".
PaddyO
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Slats: "Davey Warner, he's just tailor made for this form of the game, pure excitement".
Pepper Brooks (Jason Bateman's character in Dodgeball):
"Uhh, Cotton, with the blindfold on, he won't be able to see..."
"Uhh, Cotton, with the blindfold on, he won't be able to see..."
Sandy: "He's got plenty of space to play with... he's at the 50....still going, load its up....."
<disappointed>
Sandy: "....goes to the siiiide..... and one behiiiiind"
<disappointed>
Sandy: "....goes to the siiiide..... and one behiiiiind"
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SK Warne: "oh that was a great cherry by Johnson there, he's looking better each game with the cherry, he just needs more time throwing down aggressive cherries like that, England are struggling against these fast bouncy WACA cherries. Ohhh and he's nicked the cherry, caught by Smith, he's a great catcher of the cherry"
Freddie Flintoff: "ohuo whee lieo ouu feofd dafeo seoflj emalom INNIT u WOT m8"
Haha...I remember making a joke about a drinking game involving Warne and 'cherry'/'cherries' around Christmas.
And I laughed out loud with his analysis of the West Indies review of the LBW dismissal that was initially turned down last night. Warne called it 'frivolous' and said it clearly came off the bat (it didn't). Then he said it would be going way over the top of the stumps (review had it hitting about three quarters up). Cue awkward silence, as the other commentators don't know what to say to the 'Master Analyst'. Good player, but a complete flog and if he doesn't finish up all of his own bath water, the other commentators are only too happy to consume the rest for him.
