Stats & History Index To Past Clubs



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AFL Allstars
Rich (BB code):
Seasons                : 07, 09 (8th, 11th)
Founder                : None (bot team)
Premierships           : None
Mobbenfuhrer Medallists: None
AlfAndrews Medallists  : None
Notes                  : The AFL Allstars was a team of bots named after AFL 
                         legends, formed by the league administration for 
                         the purpose of eradicating the bye which was 
                         present in seasons 07 & 09. While the Allstars 
                         never pressed seriously for a finals berth, they
                         did cause headaches and were at times very much a
                         a factor in deciding which clubs did!

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Alberton Swamprats
Rich (BB code):
Seasons                : 04-07, 09 (Fnls, Fnls, Prems, 9th, 7th)
Founder                : Porthos
Premierships           : 06
Mobbenfuhrer Medallists: None
AlfAndrews Medallists  : Groove (04)
Notes                  : The Swamprats did have an impact with their largely
                         character-laden team operating through the mid-200s.
                         With one flag and one runners-up trophy from three
                         Grand Final appearances (they drew a Grand Final with
                         the Furies before losing the replay, the "Swampies"
                         could arguably be regarded as the most successful
                         club to no longer be in operation.
                         Matches between the Swampies and other teams, in
                         particular versus the Roys, would mutate into
                         virtual yobbo grog parties, and any match thread
                         was a delight - if disturbing - to read.
                         After a year in recess, a reprise instigated by
                         Alberton Magpie would only last the one season,
                         and the Port-based team are now sadly resigned to a
                         page in Sweet FA folklore.

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Blues Brothers
(Season 04)
Rich (BB code):
Seasons                : 04 (Fnls)
Founder                : Thrawn
Premierships           : None
Mobbenfuhrer Medallists: None
AlfAndrews Medallists  : None
Notes                  : Original names suggested were the Pyrmont Pirates
                         and the Carlton Hotspurs.
                         Original recruitment thread

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Darkness Eternal
Rich (BB code):
Seasons                : 02-03 (6th, 6th)
Founder                : Hitman
Premierships           : None
Mobbenfuhrer Medallists: None
AlfAndrews Medallists  : None
Notes                  : The 'Shadows' stormed into the competition for
                         season 02, poaching players left and right and
                         talking plenty of talk. They failed as a footy
                         team, though, failing to feature in any finals
                         action over their two hyperactive seasons.

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Dingoes
Rich (BB code):
Seasons                : 01 (7th)
Founder                : Mobbenfuhrer
Premierships           : None
Mobbenfuhrer Medallists: None
AlfAndrews Medallists  : None
Notes                  : The (Bigfooty) Dingoes were formed by Mobbenfuhrer in 
                         order to give the first team (Kournikova) an opponent 
                         for initial scratch matches. The team persisted to 
                         participate in Season 01, though their season was 
                         spectacularly unsuccessful. The Dingoes folded at the 
                         end of the season, with new club Razors picking up 
                         many of the players and offering an unofficial link
                         between the two entities.

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Bigfooty Dragons
(Seasons 01 to 02)
aka Terminator FC
Rich (BB code):
Seasons                : 01-02 (3rd, 7th)
Founder                : ArnoldSchwarzenegger
Premierships           : None
Mobbenfuhrer Medallists: Jethro (01)
AlfAndrews Medallists  : None
Notes                  :

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The Dragons
(Seasons 05 to 07)
Rich (BB code):
Seasons                : 05-07 (Fnls, 10th, 12th)
Founder                : Pie 4 Life
Premierships           : None
Mobbenfuhrer Medallists: None
AlfAndrews Medallists  : None
Notes                  : Commenced in Season 5 in a tumult when the newly
                         formed list was plundered by another new side, the
                         Las Vegas Bears. The last laugh was had by the Dragons,
                         though,  who through a later merger with the Southern
                         Sharks outlasted the Bears by eight seasons and
                         counting.

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Fremantle Dockers
(Seasons 04 to 05)
Rich (BB code):
Seasons                : 04-05(10th, Fnls)
Founder                : Kapow!
Premierships           : None
Mobbenfuhrer Medallists: None
AlfAndrews Medallists  : None
Notes                  :

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Hurricanes
(Seasons 02 to 03)
Rich (BB code):
Seasons                : 02-03 (Prems, Fnls)
Founder                : EaglesKickAss
Premierships           : 02
Mobbenfuhrer Medallists: Blues^Rock (02)
AlfAndrews Medallists  : None
Notes                  : Sensationally, the founder of the inaugural 
                         premiers - the Seventh Wonders - left that team
                         at season's end, formed a new one, and went on to
                         win another pennant this time with the 'canes.

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Junkyard Dogs
aka Ardent XVIII, Pagan Ducks
Rich (BB code):
Seasons                : 01-04 (6th, 8th, Fnls, 12th)
Founder                : hilly (99% sure)
Premierships           : None
Mobbenfuhrer Medallists: None
AlfAndrews Medallists  : None
Notes                  : hilly left the Ducks at the end of the inaugural 
                         season, handing the reins to Darky. Later it
                         seemed Blueworms was the player who generally
                         ran the show. After changing name to the
                         Junkyard Dogs a couple of seasons later, the
                         team languished in the lower reaches of the
                         ladder most seasons, and folded after season 04.

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Koalas
Rich (BB code):
Seasons                : 06 (Fnls)
Founder                : rota69
Premierships           : None
Mobbenfuhrer Medallists: JIMMY_C8 (06)
AlfAndrews Medallists  : None
Notes                  : Formed in season 06 along with the East-Side Hawks,
                         the Koalas lasted just the one season, though they
                         give the the finals a shake in that year.
                         Before the next season the Southern Sharks FFC 
                         was formed, and a number of Koalas players moved
                         to the new team. This pretty much spelled the end 
                         for rota's venture.

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Las Vegas Bears
Rich (BB code):
Seasons                : 05-07 (11th, 2nd, 10th)
Founder                : hilly
Premierships           : None
Mobbenfuhrer Medallists: None
AlfAndrews Medallists  : None
Notes                  : Apparently born out of something called the "BFFC". 
                         Appeared moments after the Dragons did and poached 
                         some of the latter's squad. Any smugness inherent
                         in these coups would prove successfully reprised
                         upon when the Bears folded after three seasons,
                         while the Dragons still compete to this day as a 
                         combine with the Southern Sharks.

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The Mod Squad
Rich (BB code):
Seasons                : 09-10 (10th, Fnls)
Founder                : Fred
Premierships           : None
Mobbenfuhrer Medallists: None
AlfAndrews Medallists  : None
Notes                  :

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Razors
Rich (BB code):
Seasons                : 02-05 (Fnls, 8th, Fnls, 9th)
Founder                : creator
Premierships           : None
Mobbenfuhrer Medallists: None
AlfAndrews Medallists  : Red Baron (02)
Notes                  :

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Southern Sharks
Rich (BB code):
Seasons                : 07 (Fnls)
Founder                : Frankston Rover
Premierships           : None
Mobbenfuhrer Medallists: None
AlfAndrews Medallists  : MCPHEE_IS_A_GUN (07)
Notes                  : Formed in Season 06 under the management of ex-Koala
                         Frankston Rover. There was some debate as to whether
                         the formation of this team was at the expense of the
                         single-season Koalas.

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Team Timmy
aka Grendel FC
Rich (BB code):
Seasons                : 01 (5th)
Founder                : Grendel
Premierships           : None
Mobbenfuhrer Medallists: None
AlfAndrews Medallists  : None
Notes                  : Shortly after the first scratch match between Team
                         Kournikova and the Dingoes, a team initially referred
                         to as the Quiet Achievers was submitted by Grendel,
                         and was then immediately thereafter dubbed Team 
                         Grendel. Another name change occurred all within the 
                         same day and Team Timmy was born. Team Timmy was the 
                         third Sweet FA team formed, but only lasted the one 
                         season before disbanding. Management of the team was
                         passed to GoEagles after the 01 Season, but interest
                         waned and even sponsor Teasin' Touloulah was unable
                         to coax them out for another run.

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Titans
aka Team Kournikova
Rich (BB code):
Seasons                : 01-06 (2nd, 4th, 4th, Fnls, Fnls, 9th)
Founder                : Mags / QT
Premierships           : None
Mobbenfuhrer Medallists: AlfAndrews (01)
AlfAndrews Medallists  : AlfAndrews (01)
Notes                  : Team Kournikova has the inviolable honour of being 
                         the oldest team in Sweet FA history. Formed by Mags
                         and QT whilst inaugural Administrator Mobbenfuhrer 
                         was hunting around to fill a first team, this club 
                         took to the field in the first match played on 
                         Bigfooty soil, defeating the next-to-be-formed 
                         Dingoes in a scratch match that trumpeted the
                         arrival of early legend AlfAndrews (9 goals) and
                         setting the benchmark for the initial season.
                         After winning the first preseason competition, and
                         coming runners-up in the regular season, the name
                         'Team Kournikova' was dropped, and the team entered
                         Season 02 using their nickname "The Titans" as their
                         new club name. Unfortunately, this proved an ill
                         omen, as the Titans were never able to reprise the
                         strong showing of the first season. They dipped out
                         of the next four finals series with semi-finals
                         losses, before missing the finals for the only time
                         in their existence, in Season 06. At the end of this
                         season, the Titans disbanded.
                         The Titans were arguably the most identifiable of
                         the "past clubs", despite never having won a
                         premiership.

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West Coast Magic
Rich (BB code):
Seasons                : 03-04 (Prems, 13th)
Founder                : jod23 (probably, as he was providing the teams) 
Premierships           : 03
Mobbenfuhrer Medallists: None
AlfAndrews Medallists  : None
Notes                  :

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[for clubs that never came to be, refer here]
 
If we ever get enough activity for another club the Swamprats should come back for sure.

Conspiracy!

You had this planned for a whole year! Get the Rats back so that you could set up the Royals to avoid the bye!

I'm onto you Easty! :p
 
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