Media Injury cloud surrounds Hawk star

[iBeng]

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Concern in the East Side camp this week as one of their stars was seen in crutches following their loss to the Dragons. The club refused to comment, but the injury appeared to be some sort of Ankle issue.

Whether or not the said player will make it for the side this week is still under question.

The player in question post match, identity has been suppressed by club order​

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Looks a lot like Mr Eagle.

 

[Gilbert_Hodge]

Iw***er at it again...

 

[iBeng]

Looks a lot like Mr Eagle.

Unconfirmed reports did hint that it could be the Hawks captain. That being said, Red IS the favourite colour of player Doctor Colossus...But the reports said Star, so we remain unsure.

 

[Wacky Tiger]

Hmmmm looks like a cankle injury

 

[Willo_]

Unconfirmed reports did hint that it could be the Hawks captain. That being said, Red IS the favourite colour of player Doctor Colossus...But the reports said Star, so we remain unsure.

I thought Red would be the colour that the good Doc resents more than any other

 

[pantskyle]

Still not making good threads beng.

You'll have your time. They can't all be s**t.

 

[Mr Eagle]

Can't be me, I wasn't on the field long enough to get injured

 

[iBeng]

Still not making good threads beng.

You'll have your time. They can't all be s**t.

Was going to go with an arrow to the knee reference, since Dragons, medieval, etc...

 

[Millky95]

Can't be me, I wasn't on the field long enough to get injured

Or did you do a Judd? Come on, run for 12 seconds, hamstring, gone?

 

[iBeng]

Or did you do a Judd? Come on, run for 12 seconds, hamstring, gone?

I DID hear a rather audible PING during the match...

 

[Millky95]

I DID hear a rather audible PING during the match...

It wouldn't have been the sound of a Hawks victory, don't know when we will hear that...

 

[Mr Eagle]

I DID hear a rather audible PING during the match...

Microwave on the boundary. I get peckish sometimes...

 

[Karnezis_13]

For those entering these thread utterly bemused, fear not.

This is, I believe, a continuation of a joke which failed to even grasp at the foothold of humour the first time it ran. Someone (iBeng pls confirm) so brilliantly observed the audial similarity between Uncle and Ankle, and proceeded to refer to Uncle_Leo as Ankle_Leo for a few days.

I really do hope I'm missing something though.

 

[iBeng]

Its just an ankle injury Karnezis_13, dont read so much into things.

 

[Karnezis_13]

Its just an ankle injury Karnezis_13, dont read so much into things.

(I'm trying to mask my injury from the media, please validate my cover story)

 

[iBeng]

(I'm trying to mask my injury from the media, please validate my cover story)

Smart move, ankle injuries in horses usually leads to you being endorsed by Kraft Glue: Now with 20% more horses!

 

[This Is Anfield]

Hawk star, lol

 

[Uncle_Leo]

I reported all the posts referring to me as Ankle.

Anti Semites.

 

[Andonis1997]

I reported all the posts referring to me as Ankle.

Anti Semites.

You would.