Toast Intoxication thread

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Dramoth said:
I am thinking of going back to Ireland and drinking shitloads of Guinness :D

And good Irish whiskey... and excellent welsh whiskey... and ok... maybe some scotch whiskey... and a s**t load of vodka
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Is this a cry for help?

Count me in. I'm sick of being sensible.

Brendan Behan, Irish Playright.

Sitting in a bar somewhere in Canada. A little worse for wear.

"And what brings you to Canada?"
"A drink coaster I read in an Irish Pub"
"A drink coaster?"
"Yes . It read drink Canada Dry. So I thought I'd give it a try".
 
Robbo's my hero said:
Is this a cry for help?

Count me in. I'm sick of being sensible.

Brendan Behan, Irish Playright.

Sitting in a bar somewhere in Canada. A little worse for wear.

"And what brings you to Canada?"
"A drink coaster I read in an Irish Pub"
"A drink coaster?"
"Yes . It read drink Canada Dry. So I thought I'd give it a try".
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Tried that already... didnt work... I need to go back again I think and give it a much better shot :)
 

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I think that the problem was that I showed up with my own alcohol... 2 litres of Smirnoff export blue label (the 50% ABV stuff) and a proper bottle of absinth... the cloudy green Hungarian stuff... now the shiny green stuff they like to say is absinth.
 
Dramoth said:
I think that the problem was that I showed up with my own alcohol... 2 litres of Smirnoff export blue label (the 50% ABV stuff) and a proper bottle of absinth... the cloudy green Hungarian stuff... now the shiny green stuff they like to say is absinth.
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I've had that Hungarian absinthe. Pretty full on! Haha
 
Robbo's my hero said:
The one place where intoxication is uncool is at the football. I reckon it should be banned like smoking is because too many drunken *******s attend football matches now.
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Less attend them now than in the past imo
 
Robbo's my hero said:
The one place where intoxication is uncool is at the football. I reckon it should be banned like smoking is because too many drunken *******s attend football matches now.
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I used to have a few back in the day when we were still at Princes Park. Problem was that i spent the first quarter running into the mens.
 
MEB_ said:
I very rarely have a drink at the footy, it's overpriced and the wine isn't great. A couple of social beverages is okay but I can't stand people who sit in the middle of a row and then get up two or three times every quarter for more drinks. **** off.
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If you're going to drink (a lot) at the football, sit on the edge of the aisle or better yet, stand behind the goals.
 

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