Beauty & Style Jarryd Zankovic is Australia's biggest w**ker

[Hudu Gurusingha]

http://www.perthnow.com.au/lifestyl...magazine-article/story-fnhlcwnp-1227055215888

Clearly Australians have a problem with the hipster generation, is this just tall poppy syndrome?

Discuss.

 

[Quivorir]

Who?

 

[little graham]

When are we going to ban water, or so always correct one?

 

[The_Reaper]

The biggest w***er is the person who writes articles about ******* Reddit threads

 

[little graham]

The biggest ****** is the person who writes articles about ******* Reddit threads

How is the person who starts threads about those articles any lesser?

 

[Hudu Gurusingha]

How is the person who starts threads about those articles any lesser?

Isnt it about time you start another conspiracy?

 

[little graham]

Isnt it about time you start another conspiracy?

How much does the barber get for your wool after shearing you?

 

[Hudu Gurusingha]

How much does the barber get for your wool after shearing you?

How long does it take to make those crop circles?

 

[Scotland]

Looks like a massive w***er, called out as a massive w***er.

What next, Kyle Sandilands fat and untalented?

 

[Illinois Nazi]

If we're just going on pure wanking ability, I reckon I'd give him a run for his money.

 

[kfc1]

Never heard of this campaigner

 

[katana]

the worst kind of person is a business or marketing dude that has some fantasy of themself as an artist.

this guy is that. bastardising artistic concepts so he can buy his pretty clothes and payoff that trendy inner-city terrace.

 

[Illinois Nazi]

Someone post that image of what that other w***er eats every day so we can compare and declare a final winner.

 

[little graham]

How long does it take to make those crop circles?

Baaaaaaaaaaaah that was funny.

 

[radiojake]

anyone who works in branding or marketing are equal in their w***erdom... if there is such a term

 

[BALKAN]

radiojake sorry if this offends but this bloke is almost exactly how I picture you!

 

[Hudu Gurusingha]

This is how I picture SilentAlarm, but without a job and less w***erish

 

[Silent Alarm]

His beard is more gay cowboy than hipster. Hair so neat, digs not even cool.

Tall poppy syndrome doesn't exist anymore in Australia than it does anywhere else. People hate twats for being twats – like me and Adam Goodes and Bernard Tomic – and hero worship (people who don't even deserve it) as much as anyone else. Truth. I know everything.

 

[Plugger35]

The fact he's wearing those stupid harem pants is enough to make him a massive w***er.

 

[Hudu Gurusingha]

His beard is more gay cowboy than hipster. Hair so neat, digs not even cool.

Tall poppy syndrome doesn't exist anymore in Australia than it does anywhere else. People hate twats for being twats – like me and Adam Goodes and Bernard Tomic – and hero worship (people who don't even deserve it) as much as anyone else. Truth. I know everything.

Wat are digs

 

[radiojake]

radiojake sorry if this offends but this bloke is almost exactly how I picture you!

ha ha

i don't get offended - and I certainly don't trim my beard on any kind of regular occurence, let alone weekly...

 

[Silent Alarm]

Wat are digs

Sorry Jarryd. They are clothes. Maybe Surry Hills has another word for them. Even though you can't afford Surry Hills

I have to ask too, Jarryd, why did you fail to mention you enjoy anal beads in your piece?

 

[BALKAN]

Digs? FFS more LADspeak

 

[Gough]

Alan Jones still draws breath, just sayin'.

 

[Hudu Gurusingha]

Piece?