Joke of the future - Christopher Pyne

[Old Spice]

Slimy, smarmy slug.

 

[The Coup]

He is smarter and more eloquent than anyone else in the Coalition.

His voice and face and everything else is the problem. And the content of what he is saying.

But I'll stand by my opinion that he is a good politician, just a really mean one.

 

[Pie eyed]

He looks exactly like a young Jabba the Hut.

 

[skilts]

Were it not for the unbridled pleasure it would give, I'd piss on him.

 

[scon]

If you lit him up first it could be win:win??

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

He looks exactly like a young Jabba the Hut.

He is smarter and more eloquent than anyone else in the Coalition.
His voice and face and everything else is the problem. And the content of what he is saying.
But I'll stand by my opinion that he is a good politician, just a really mean one.

Were it not for the unbridled pleasure it would give, I'd piss on him.

If you lit him up first it could be win:win??

"OH, YOU GUYS ARE
JUST THE LIVING END..."

 

[scon]

BUT SERIOUSLY!
WANT ME TO BE YOUR
ACOLYTE OR CATAMITE??

 

[B4Bear]

He is smarter and more eloquent than anyone else in the Coalition.

His voice and face and everything else is the problem. And the content of what he is saying.

But I'll stand by my opinion that he is a good politician, just a really mean one.

I am sorry comrade, but he is a shockingly poor politician.

Yesterday he was reamed by the 'Brick with eyes' in the Senate. I don't think there has been a bigger public smackdown placed on a politician in recent times.

A good politician would have either got this legislation through (with amendments), or recognised the futility of his s**t changes and dropped it all together.

But not our Mincing Poodle Chris, what does he do? Why he is going to double down and re-introduce his '* you up the arse with no lube' legislation a second time.

 

[Power Raid]

Were it not for the unbridled pleasure it would give, I'd piss on him.

You're right, he'd enjoy it

 

[Grin]

He looks exactly like a young Jabba the Hut.

Gina Rineheart board.

 

[Damon_3388]

Hair by Le Cornu.

 

[Danny Cullen]

Yesterday he was reamed by the 'Brick with eyes' in the Senate. I don't think there has been a bigger public smackdown placed on a politician in recent times.

Seriously?? Lazarus showed himself up as the amateur senator that he is, and that I suspect he will always be.

Pyne did well to bite his tongue when he did, I got the feeling that he was itching to call these plebs out.

 

[B4Bear]

Seriously?? Lazarus showed himself up as the amateur senator that he is, and that I suspect he will always be.

Pyne did well to bite his tongue when he did, I got the feeling that he was itching to call these plebs out.

That is not how it played out in the media.

Politics is perception, at least in this country. Sure Lazarus may be rough around the edges, but he does not come across as a smarmy piece of s**t like Pyne.

It will be interesting to see how Lazarus goes as an individual, as compared to being a PUP.

 

[Danny Cullen]

That is not how it played out in the media.

Politics is perception, at least in this country. Sure Lazarus may be rough around the edges, but he does not come across as a smarmy piece of s**t like Pyne.

It will be interesting to see how Lazarus goes as an individual, as compared to being a PUP.

Remove him from the ample shadow of Clive and he is irrelevant. Just as Lambie is now.

 

[Collingwood pro]

Pyne hasn't realized that people don't view education as a privilege rather a right of the people.

 

[Danny Cullen]

Pyne hasn't realized that people don't view education as a privilege rather a right of the people.

Yeah, it's a right. But if you're only smart enough to get basic marks at school uni isn't (or shouldn't) be the place for you.

Our Uni's have been dumbed down big time. I actually blame those who actually run the places. Student numbers are more important than academic achievement.

 

[Collingwood pro]

Yeah, it's a right. But if you're only smart enough to get basic marks at school uni isn't (or shouldn't) be the place for you.

Our Uni's have been dumbed down big time. I actually blame those who actually run the places. Student numbers are more important than academic achievement.

I don't think its really student numbers that matter for the University rather money which is already a terrible sign. What Pyne wants to do is make Uni's more about money just like the American system that has had the American juggernaught to make it what it is today, although it is starting to get found out with America's decline (Cheating, overwhelming student debt, troubled culture).

 

[Fuzzy Wuzzy Bear]

Something tells me he has a festive side.

 

[expires]

As the elected member for Sturt, he currently represents the Australian constitution for those who elected him in that electorate. As our education minister he represents our education system. He is not a joke. He is a man of duty.

 

[louismaxwell]

Something tells me he has a festive side.

To what are you alluding?

 

[scon]

He likes to pop champagne corks.







rectally.

 

[B4Bear]

As the elected member for Sturt, he currently represents the Australian constitution for those who elected him in that electorate. As our education minister he represents our education system. He is not a joke. He is a man of duty.

You missed the irony thingy, I hope.

 

[louismaxwell]

He likes to pop champagne corks.







rectally.

could you be more clear in your meaning

 

[John Dawh]

He is smarter and more eloquent than anyone else in the Coalition.

His voice and face and everything else is the problem. And the content of what he is saying.

But I'll stand by my opinion that he is a good politician, just a really mean one.

Surely you're taking the piss? I doesn't matter how smart someone is, if they're either a right wing or left wing idealist then they will make decisions based on their ideology rather than using rigorous and rational diligence.

Abbott, Hockey and Pyne are right wing idealists. That's why they came out with the stupid budget, stupid maternity program, and stupid education policy. Let's not forget Abbott wanted to bring back the surplus, cut the s**t out of everything, and then promised money to people for marriage counselling. Not only right wing ideals but also Catholic ideals.

Pyne is a disgrace. There's nothing at all to like about him.

 

[John Dawh]

Something tells me he has a festive side.

He's a happy camper no doubt. But when he does take the family away camping he uses a closet rather than a tent.