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Roses are Red
Violets are blue
I'm a schizophrenic
& so am I
Violets are blue
I'm a schizophrenic
& so am I
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Oh no OARoses are Red
Violets are blue
I'm a schizophrenic
& so am I
Oh no OA
The thread title is "jokes the good the bad and the ugly"
Not "jokes the good the absolute putrid and the ugly"
Not any more it ain't ... Thread title changed!
Sorry pressed the wrong button . Hear about the two peanuts walking in the park ,one was a salted.Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk
I'm glad to see my work here hasn't gone unnoticed.Not any more it ain't ... Thread title changed!
I shall be a good sport, given your desire to add a personal touch, but did I have to be farting?Magpie Girl went to see DrDavoren the other day. "I fart all the time, DrDavoren, but they're silent, and have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've farted no less than twenty times. What can I do?"
"Here's a prescription, Magpie Girl . Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a when you're done."
The next week, an upset Magpie Girl marched into DrDavoren's office: "Doc, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm farting just as much, and they're still silent, but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?"
"Calm down, Magpie Girl ," said DrDavoren soothingly. "Now that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing!"
*Hopefully Magpie Girl and DrDavoren don't mind me slipping their names into the joke but I like to put a personal touch on some jokes
Haha sorry mate, I just edited them. I didn't mean anything bad by it. That's just how I usually tell jokes, I put a friend who is present in the punch line. For the first few jokes I put on here, I used myself as the observer to give them a personal touch but I probably shouldn't have used anyone else in my next ones.I shall be a good sport, given your desire to add a personal touch, but did I have to be farting?
Women don't do that
did someone give you a 'bad joke' book for Christmas?I want to see the movie "Constipation" but it hasn't come out yet.
What? My jokes are all good. It's the others who are telling the bad jokes.did someone give you a 'bad joke' book for Christmas?