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I shall be a good sport, given your desire to add a personal touch, but did I have to be farting?
Women don't do that
What?Look at you. Perpetuating a stereotype to give the most emotionally battered men in here enough confidence to call their wives on their way home, to ask for a sandwich. They don't know what's about to happen. Quite sadistic....
I like it!
This is one of your better ones for the dayA garbo is working his route which includes Melbourne's Chinatown.
He walks into one of the restaurants and says to the manager
"Where is your bin"
Manager. "I been to Hong Kong"
Garbo: "No, no. Where is your wheelie bin"
Manager "I really been to Hong Kong"
I reckon that joke would sound better if you replaced is with was like this:-I've been fighting the urge to say this one that I remember from my childhood. It's pretty bad but it's all I can think of at the moment so until I get it out there I don't think I'll be able to contribute anything else. Here goes.
There's a hill with a toilet on top, one man walking up to the toilet, one man in the toilet and one man walking down from the toilet. What are their nationalities?
The one walking up is Russian. The one in the toilet is Papuan. And the one leaving is Finnish.
Sorry.
Haha, sounds just as bad either way I reckon.I reckon that joke would sound better if you replaced is with was like this:-
The one walking up was Russian. The one in the toilet was Papuan. And the one leaving was Finnish.
Edit - maybe it doesn't make a difference really, just sounds better in my head with a was haha.
Double Edit - I guess if you make it was like I suggested you'd have to put the rest of the joke in past tense as well.