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Was okay. Not great, not bad. Pratt was good, BDH was good, the giant ass water dino was good.
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It's a thing of beauty
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there were indeed
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Nope
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they looked like flying dinosaurs with T rex heads. I thought they had done more Hybrid scientific stuff
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Pteranadons and Dimorphodons
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Are you my 5 year old son or something Germanator? 
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I want to see a Prattasarus hybrid. A wise cracking dinosaur. The Guardians of the Jurassics.
Yolo Swaggins
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Pratt mixed with raptor and black fella
Dumbest movie I've seen since the last superman film. I weep for humanity.
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Must have only watched 2 movies in your life
All the four year olds in the cinema seemed to like it too. It must've been aimed at people on their level.
Probably pissed because he left his walking stick and reading glasses in the cinema
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The CGI in Jurassic World looks like a video game, it's bloody terrible. The original Jurassic Park looks so much better and more realistic than this plastic effort.
Sorta how I feel with the fast and furious movies.
It seems that's the way that blockbuster movies are going. Dumb and full of implausible action sequences.
You can't argue with success so there's only going to be more of them in the future. Fortunately the marvel/Disney films have yet to go down that road. Hopefully it stays that way with the new Star Wars film.
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Okay now it's been a month and the nostalgia has worn off, do you still think it's super great?
Yes.
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Yes.
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This thread being any guide,
"THE FALCON! X-WINGS! HAN SOLO PULLED A FACE!" will be enough to get the new Star Wars a standing ovation.
Does it matter? We liked JW, you didn't.
Don't watch it if you don't think you'll like it.
Don't watch it if you don't think you'll like it.
*SPOILERS*
Things we learned from Jurassic World
1. Bryce Dallas Howard wearing high heeled boots can run faster than a T-Rex.
2. Billionaires will happily risk a $1 billion dollar fun park just to save a $26 million dollar dinosaur that he could regrow in under a year.
3. Small nets and cattle prods don't help capture 20 story tall killer dinosaurs. Who'd have thought that?
4. When running a Dinosaur fun park filled with animals that want to kill and eat the visitors you might want to bring a few guns with armour piercing bullets. Just saying.
5. Derrick Zoolander would make a great Raptor trainer. Come face to face with a raptor that wants to eat your face? Blue Steel!
6. Blue Steel also gets raptors to attack giant killing machines 50 times their size that will almost certainly kill them instead of eating the humans standing right in front of them. Those raptors are some serious Zoolander fans.
7. Going on a hunt with dinosaurs who see you as food probably isn't a good idea.
8. Sending your two children to visit your sister who hasn't bothered visiting her family for 7 years while you stay at home is an important family vacation.
9. Anyone who's fat automatically is corrupt and not to be trusted.
Things we learned from Jurassic World
1. Bryce Dallas Howard wearing high heeled boots can run faster than a T-Rex.
2. Billionaires will happily risk a $1 billion dollar fun park just to save a $26 million dollar dinosaur that he could regrow in under a year.
3. Small nets and cattle prods don't help capture 20 story tall killer dinosaurs. Who'd have thought that?
4. When running a Dinosaur fun park filled with animals that want to kill and eat the visitors you might want to bring a few guns with armour piercing bullets. Just saying.
5. Derrick Zoolander would make a great Raptor trainer. Come face to face with a raptor that wants to eat your face? Blue Steel!
6. Blue Steel also gets raptors to attack giant killing machines 50 times their size that will almost certainly kill them instead of eating the humans standing right in front of them. Those raptors are some serious Zoolander fans.
7. Going on a hunt with dinosaurs who see you as food probably isn't a good idea.
8. Sending your two children to visit your sister who hasn't bothered visiting her family for 7 years while you stay at home is an important family vacation.
9. Anyone who's fat automatically is corrupt and not to be trusted.
