What did the lamp say to the man ?
Nothing. A lamp is a inanimate object.
Nothing. A lamp is a inanimate object.
Lame Jokes Part 2
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2 men walked in to the bar. The 3rd one ducked.
Ok lets see what you've got.
Ok lets see what you've got.
What kind of shoes are made from bananas skins ?
Slippers.
Slippers.
What kind of rooms have no walls ?
Mushrooms
Mushrooms
Heres one I got from my xmas cracker,
Why didn't the bartender serve the ghost?
Because he didn't have a license to serve spirits.
Why didn't the bartender serve the ghost?
Because he didn't have a license to serve spirits.
Most xmas cracker joke are so lame 
Araluenian
Debutant
A shorter joke this time.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman were in a car accident.
The Englishman died. That's a shame.
The Scotsman died. That's a shame.
The Irishman died. That's a Seamus.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman were in a car accident.
The Englishman died. That's a shame.
The Scotsman died. That's a shame.
The Irishman died. That's a Seamus.
When is a door not a door ?
When it's ajar.
When it's ajar.
What happened 2 the boy who drank 8 cokes ?
He burped 7-up.
He burped 7-up.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants ?
In case they get a hole in one.
In case they get a hole in one.
Are you the parking ticket ?
Because you have fine written all over you.
Because you have fine written all over you.
Have you heard of the new restaurant on the moon?
The food is amazing, but I've heard its got no atmosphere.
The food is amazing, but I've heard its got no atmosphere.
Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red paint.
A: Red paint.
Q: What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
A: They both live underground, apart from the eagle.
A: They both live underground, apart from the eagle.
I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.
A man walked into a bar.
Ouch.
Ouch.
What did Snow White say when her photographs weren't ready?
Someday my prints will come...
Nice to back in this thread after a long absence BTW.
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What did Snow White say when her photographs weren't ready?
Someday my prints will come...
Nice to back in this thread after a long absence BTW.
Welcome back Bomber.
Where have you been?
Missed your pearlers.
I was gonna tell a lengthy joke about watches but I don't have the time.
A horse walks into a bar
The bartender says why the long face?
The bartender says why the long face?
Dave drowned. So at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. Well, it's what he would have wanted."
My friend has a world record for concussions, he lives very close. In fact, just a stones throw away.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
Dr. Dre.
Cheers mate! It's great to be back.Bomber32 good to see you back
