MKMatty
Busy Vibin’
Oh no, not me,
I never left the captaincy
You're face to face
With the man who left the bears
pantskyle
I never left the captaincy
You're face to face
With the man who left the bears
pantskyle
Official Team Thread Las Vegas Bears - Season 19 Team Thread - Best & Fairest S19 Winners Matera92 and Brahj
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brahj
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...I leave the team thread for one day...
Dingster
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Bad captain leaving the kids home alone. Bad
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The Quivster slowly opened his eyes, trying to shield them from the sunlight beaming down on his face. "Where am I?" he asked with a confused look on his gorgeous face. "You're in the gutter outside of pantskyle and Sting's house, you've been lying here for almost a week now" said Mila Kunis, his wife. "Why the * didn't you take me home? Or at least inside?". "You looked so cute lying their cuddling you trophies you won at the awards night.".
The Quivster looked down and was surprised at what he saw resting in his arms. Not expecting to even win one award he was shocked to see two amazing trophies there. He looked inquisitively at the first, the 'Las Vegas Bears S19 Goalkicking Award'. "What did I get this for?" the Quivster asked Mila. "For kicking the most goals" she said with a dumbfounded look on her face. "Oh" he said, "I thought this was for kicking the most spectacular looking goal, not for kicking the most, I thought miss_kate18 had this one in the bag, that's why I got myself so wasted. I wasn't expecting to win and have to make speech". He looked down at his other trophy 'Big Bear 3-D Shoot First Place'. "Ha! So all my years playing that damn Big Buck Hunter game at Darkzone finally paid off!". Mila rolled her eyes, "No stupid, it's the Captain's Award, it just has not been engraved yet as you were sleeping with it!".
The Quivster realised he should probably make a speech for his awards. He wanted to thank his team for the wonderful year, thank Juggs for stepping aside and letting him be full forward, and most of all, thank pantskyle for finally showing he does in fact care for him. He ran back to the hall where the event took place, for some reason expecting the guests to still be there, past a hooker that was either dead or was as wasted as he was and back to the podium. He looked out to the crowd and saw only the janitor, apparently still cleaning up from the event. He tapped the microphone to make sure it was still on. It was not.
The Quivster looked down and was surprised at what he saw resting in his arms. Not expecting to even win one award he was shocked to see two amazing trophies there. He looked inquisitively at the first, the 'Las Vegas Bears S19 Goalkicking Award'. "What did I get this for?" the Quivster asked Mila. "For kicking the most goals" she said with a dumbfounded look on her face. "Oh" he said, "I thought this was for kicking the most spectacular looking goal, not for kicking the most, I thought miss_kate18 had this one in the bag, that's why I got myself so wasted. I wasn't expecting to win and have to make speech". He looked down at his other trophy 'Big Bear 3-D Shoot First Place'. "Ha! So all my years playing that damn Big Buck Hunter game at Darkzone finally paid off!". Mila rolled her eyes, "No stupid, it's the Captain's Award, it just has not been engraved yet as you were sleeping with it!".
The Quivster realised he should probably make a speech for his awards. He wanted to thank his team for the wonderful year, thank Juggs for stepping aside and letting him be full forward, and most of all, thank pantskyle for finally showing he does in fact care for him. He ran back to the hall where the event took place, for some reason expecting the guests to still be there, past a hooker that was either dead or was as wasted as he was and back to the podium. He looked out to the crowd and saw only the janitor, apparently still cleaning up from the event. He tapped the microphone to make sure it was still on. It was not.
miss_kate18
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brahj, did we or did we not tell you to return her after 24 hours? You put her on the club payroll and lord knows how much we owe now.
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Who the * is Sting
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"...you see, a cadaver is like a fine wine..."
Matera92
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Lol Page 69.
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I know this is weeks ago but I listened to this today and thought of you x
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my plan is working.
miss_kate18
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Back off my man, bitch!
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Matera92
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After watching Sunday Night I have come to a realisation:
So Elvis' wife is named Priscilla. Elvis is known as the King, making Priscilla a Queen. Finally, Elvis is well known for his performances in Vegas, which is located in the desert. Therefore, Elvis' wife is literally Priscilla, Queen of the desert.
Also, I put forward to the board a proposal to hire Elvis as our new Head coach
So Elvis' wife is named Priscilla. Elvis is known as the King, making Priscilla a Queen. Finally, Elvis is well known for his performances in Vegas, which is located in the desert. Therefore, Elvis' wife is literally Priscilla, Queen of the desert.
Also, I put forward to the board a proposal to hire Elvis as our new Head coach
brahj
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We had to cut it (A WILD PUN APPEARED!!!).
Pants insisted on several laps of honour throughout the evening.
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Footage of pants doing laps of honor below. He dyed his hair black for the event to match his tie. No short people were hurt during the laps.
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brahj
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*Vertically Challenged Human
We might not be the most successful team, but by god you better believe we're going to be the most politically correct.
MKMatty
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Get ****ed. I'm 6 foot 3. Definitely not a midget m80.
