Official Team Thread Las Vegas Bears - Season 20 Team Thread - S20 B&F: Congratulations DemonJim for doing write-ups.

[Broken]

**** your s**t team of the week crap.

I'm in ALL SFA form and I don't even get a look in, meanwhile Brahj plays one game in the defence, does a s**t job and gets a gig.

You've also been added to the sooky sooky la la deduction rating.

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

You've also been added to the sooky sooky la la deduction rating.

But I didn't even make the sooky sooky la la team of the week.

 

[brahj]

If you two played as well as you cried we'd be on top of the ladder.

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

If you two played as well as you cried we'd be on top of the ladder.

You can't prove that!

 

[Dingster]

I am confused at how Dinger is named at FF over me though. :S

Like 1 goal to the HFF and 6 goals to FF and I'm in the pocket.

Broken and Coach Walken see the potential

........and my bribe was better

 

[Broken]

Broken and Coach Walken see the potential

........and my bribe was better

 

[MKMatty]

Do you get my tag for the team sheet each week?

normally do, didn't get one last week though.

 

[Matera92]

Do you think the lack of me in your side is because the Bears leadership group aren't playing me in the positions I deserve thus ruining my chances of another All SFA?

No, its cause you're giant turd sandwich.

 

[brahj]

SweetFA SweetRankings Season 20 Midseason Top 100

1 Mooch (ROY)
2 Blacky (GCR)
3 Sublime (SCS)
4 Ant Bear (SCS)
5 DemonJim (LVB)
6 cammo6556 (BAG)
7 A Bit High (GEE)
8 Wacky Tiger (FUR)
9 SM (GEE)
10 cooney (MBD)
11 Van_Dyke (MBD)
12 Magruder (LVB)
13 brahj (LVB)
14 lanky_wes (MBD)
15 millky95 (SCS)
16 Hate (DRA)
17 This Is Anfield (FUR)
18 Frankston Rover (CIW)
19 ClarkeM (WCW)
20 Mighty P (ROY)
21 3KZ is Football (GCR)
22 Kangaroos4eva (WCW)
23 Wise Guy Sam (LVB)
24 Marlowe (GCR)
25 Mannumpower (SCS)
26 Akkaps (GEE)
27 RU_ (ROY)
28 beez (BAG)
29 Tommycash (GCR)
30 Tayl0r (GEE)
31 Azarole (ROY)
32 LicoriceAllSorts (WCW)
33 Loonerty (ROY)
34 Bosley (MBD)
35 BigJoeD (CIW)
36 The Half Back (DRA)
37 Willo_ (GEE)
38 Matera92 (LVB)
39 fitzroybulldog (ROY)
40 Footypie32 (MBD)
41 Quadzilla (SCS)
42 Broken (ROY)
43 Power Raid (SCS)
44 Lord_Flashheart (CIW)
45 SpudsLoveChild (FUR)
46 MoOP (LVB)
47 fumbler (FUR)
48 Lcynic (DRA)
49 larrikin (ESH)
50 I dont care (SCS)
51 Brown Bottle (WCW)
52 Beng (GEE)
53 pantskyle (LVB)
54 sverik25 (GCR)
55 Reginald Perrin (CIW)
56 Easty (GCR)
57 Wooljay (WCW)
58 Shadow Man (FUR)
59 SSwans2011 (WCW)
60 chefmeister (DRA)
61 Spookism (SCS)
62 Citroin (ESH)
63 PVF (WCW)
64 Eth (MBD)
65 Dingster (LVB)
66 yyou (GEE)
67 Close Contest (SCS)
68 haydo169 (WCW)
69 Smartys Power (MBD)
70 Mr Eagle (ESH)
71 toxic (SCS)
72 Hatchy1992 (GEE)
73 Andonis1997 (DRA)
74 Itsmyshow (BAG)
75 okeydoke7 (ESH)
76 Wooshette_ (CIW)
77 Bigeasy (BAG)
78 Red mist (BAG)
79 croweater 41 (MBD)
80 Determinant (DRA)
81 Juggalo Balla (GCR)
82 zackah (CIW)
83 Quivorir (LVB)
84 Gentlemen (FUR)
85 HaroLad (DRA)
86 Helen Wheels (FUR)
87 The Filth Wizard (DRA)
88 kane249 (LVB)
89 RodneyDangerfield (FUR)
90 Golumless (WCW)
91 miss_kate18 (LVB)
92 Danoz (DRA)
93 Raveneyes (CIW)
94 Clint Beastwood (ESH)
95 matty6 (LVB)
96 cats2rise (Van_Power) (MBD)
97 Shermy (BAG)
98 Fred (ROY)
99 Tarkyn_24 (FUR)
100 Klim (ROY)​

TEAM BREAKDOWN
12 - Las Vegas Bears
10 - Sin City Swamprats
9 - Dragons FFC, Fighting Furies, Mt Buller Demons, Roys FFC, West Coast Wonders
8 - Geelong Wolves
7 - Coney Island Warriors, Gold City Royals
6 - Baghdad Bandits
5 - Eastside Hawks​

Dear Bears,

We rock.

Your plagiarising pal,

brahj

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

:|

 

[miss_kate18]

Crap game yesterday, but still in the 8 and we have the Dragons this week. You all know how much pantskyle and I love beating the Dragons, first with banter in the match thread and again in the game. Get around it Bears.

 

[brahj]

Go Dragons!

 

[brahj]

...er, I mean - Go Bears!



Saved it.

 

[MoOP]

ROUND 9 - Las Vegas Bears FFC V Baghdad Bandits FFC

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[DemonJim]

ROUND 9 - Las Vegas Bears FFC V Baghdad Bandits FFC

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Poor round for most of us here... need to step it up this weekend against the dragons!

 

[MoOP]

Stats for S20 after R9

Team Cumulative


Team Average (per game)


Individual Stats Cumulative


Posting

• 13 posters
• 11 posters with >10 posts
• 22 page thread
• 65.5% Bear posts
• 1 poster broke 50
• brahj with the most posts this week

 

[AngryRanga]

I think I'm having second year blues.

 

[pantskyle]

Poor round for most of us here... need to step it up this weekend against the dragons!

That pantskyle was inspirational in the ruck.

brahj

 

[DemonJim]

That pantskyle was inspirational in the ruck.

brahj

Not as good as the ruck the week before...


brahj

 

[brahj]

Not as good as the ruck the week before...


brahj

Or the week before that...

brahj

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

I think we need to fold.


Simply to inject all the other hack sides with a couple of interesting posters.

 

[pantskyle]

I think we need to fold.


Simply to inject all the other hack sides with a couple of interesting posters.

Quite possible...

 

[Quivorir]

I'll captain the Royals.

 

[brahj]

I was going to save this .gif for a time that's fitting, but I think everyone should know that this exists and now have the ability to post it at opportune moments...

 

[miss_kate18]

Gentlemen of the Bears, it's time for this week's instalment of:

Want to understand how to interact with Lady Posters? Want to post more like a lady? This segment is for you.

Today's instalment of Lady Problems looks at how female posters deal with an issue a lot of you boys would be unfamiliar with - the monthly arrival of the Communists. Aunt Irma visiting. The first scene of Carrie.
As we all know, all women are lovely and normal for three weeks of every month. However, there is one week where some women are in pain, some women are a bit weepy, and some (like me) go into an absolute batshit sneaky hate spiral. Occasionally, this will coincide with a match thread.

How to spot a monthly visitor in your match threads
miss_kate18's normal posting: "Ha ha, your team aren't very good. We are better than your team."

miss_kate18's posting in this week's thread: "The Filth Wizard is the worst captain of all time and you guys are all dirty campaigners. If your home ground went on fire I wouldn't squirt purple Gatorade on you if I had some and I DON'T EVEN LIKE GATORADE".

Occasionally, real life occurrences will become sucked into the hate spiral and spat out in the match thread. For example:

"You say brahj isn't a good captain but AT LEAST HE WOULDN'T FORGET TO PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE".

How to deal with a grumpy lady Bear

Make fun of her partner in this week's match thread and bring her ice cream.

This has been a public service announcement brought to you by Lady Problems.