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miss_kate18
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That's cold.
I've only got one ex I'd call a campaigner. The most recent one is a Richmond supporter so he's suffered enough.
pantskyle
I'm nice now
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He he, just watched this episode last night.Gentlemen of the Bears, it's time for this week's instalment of:
Want to understand how to interact with Lady Posters? Want to post more like a lady? This segment is for you.
Today's instalment of Lady Problems looks at how female posters deal with an issue a lot of you boys would be unfamiliar with - the monthly arrival of the Communists. Aunt Irma visiting. The first scene of Carrie.
As we all know, all women are lovely and normal for three weeks of every month. However, there is one week where some women are in pain, some women are a bit weepy, and some (like me) go into an absolute batshit sneaky hate spiral. Occasionally, this will coincide with a match thread.
How to spot a monthly visitor in your match threads
miss_kate18's normal posting: "Ha ha, your team aren't very good. We are better than your team."
miss_kate18's posting in this week's thread: "The Filth Wizard is the worst captain of all time and you guys are all dirty campaigners. If your home ground went on fire I wouldn't squirt purple Gatorade on you if I had some and I DON'T EVEN LIKE GATORADE".
Occasionally, real life occurrences will become sucked into the hate spiral and spat out in the match thread. For example:
"You say brahj isn't a good captain but AT LEAST HE WOULDN'T FORGET TO PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE".
How to deal with a grumpy lady Bear
Make fun of her partner in this week's match thread and bring her ice cream.
This has been a public service announcement brought to you by Lady Problems.
MKMatty
Busy Vibin’
If this isn't a passive aggressive way of asking pantskyle to get you some ice-cream, I don't know what is.Gentlemen of the Bears, it's time for this week's instalment of:
Want to understand how to interact with Lady Posters? Want to post more like a lady? This segment is for you.
Today's instalment of Lady Problems looks at how female posters deal with an issue a lot of you boys would be unfamiliar with - the monthly arrival of the Communists. Aunt Irma visiting. The first scene of Carrie.
As we all know, all women are lovely and normal for three weeks of every month. However, there is one week where some women are in pain, some women are a bit weepy, and some (like me) go into an absolute batshit sneaky hate spiral. Occasionally, this will coincide with a match thread.
How to spot a monthly visitor in your match threads
miss_kate18's normal posting: "Ha ha, your team aren't very good. We are better than your team."
miss_kate18's posting in this week's thread: "The Filth Wizard is the worst captain of all time and you guys are all dirty campaigners. If your home ground went on fire I wouldn't squirt purple Gatorade on you if I had some and I DON'T EVEN LIKE GATORADE".
Occasionally, real life occurrences will become sucked into the hate spiral and spat out in the match thread. For example:
"You say brahj isn't a good captain but AT LEAST HE WOULDN'T FORGET TO PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE".
How to deal with a grumpy lady Bear
Make fun of her partner in this week's match thread and bring her ice cream.
This has been a public service announcement brought to you by Lady Problems.
miss_kate18
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I would murder a thing of ice cream right now. Filthy is already in the bad books because I said "I need chocolate" and he broke off one frigging square of dairy milk. What is this, The Biggest Loser?
DemonJim
I feel the need, the need for speed!
- Mar 25, 2008
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I did always up until I had a girl that was old enough to use the toilet, but not perhaps old enough to know to put the seat down.
I swear when all the females in my family are old enough to know to put that seat down... then it's staying up!
DemonJim
I feel the need, the need for speed!
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kane249
Wibble
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kane249
Wibble
- Oct 27, 2006
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- Sth Freo, Liverpool, Chicago Bulls
Looks like a good day to have your name start with M too, Magdaddy, Matera92, Moop and Miss_Kate all had big games.
pantskyle
I'm nice now
- Oct 1, 2007
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Mantskyle wasn't too bad. Got moved though when he was on fire.
MKMatty
Busy Vibin’
Guessing that's only capital M
kane249
Wibble
- Oct 27, 2006
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Guessing that's only capital M
Sorry buddy, looks like the sim is a grammar Nazi
MKMatty
Busy Vibin’
kane249
Wibble
- Oct 27, 2006
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- Sth Freo, Liverpool, Chicago Bulls
MKMatty
Busy Vibin’
Just shove me down back so I can't have any impact. I keep turning it over and it shits me to tears.It's ok, we stillyou brother bear
Dingster
Hall of Famer
matty6 the ultimate team player.....Just shove me down back so I can't have any impact. I keep turning it over and it shits me to tears.
1 : 10.4 {rHFF} - Someone call a dentist. Determinant has run into matty6 and is hurting.
Matera92
Brownlow Medallist
Hurting from yesterday but still managed to get up for the game.
Back to being drunk and miserable.
Back to being drunk and miserable.
Millky95
Starchild > You
Hello Bears
If you can spare a few moments, please complete the Mid-Season Survey located here: http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/here-it-is-mid-season-survey.1114264/
Thank you
If you can spare a few moments, please complete the Mid-Season Survey located here: http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/here-it-is-mid-season-survey.1114264/
Thank you
AngryRanga
Yo Yeah
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Second worst. I'm sure my single handball last game was very useful.
Over the year so far, I've been the worst.
brahj
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AngryRanga and Yello Mit
Stress less, there's plenty more time for me to snatch that title from you.
Stress less, there's plenty more time for me to snatch that title from you.
MKMatty
Busy Vibin’
More useful than me kicking to the opposition I'm sure.
