Life of a Melbourne supporter

[Bunk Moreland]

Quite a piece and truly staggering

http://mfcdemonblog.blogspot.com.au/2014/09/lolmfc-fistedforever-files.html?m=1

Reads like a joke, until you remember 99% of it is true

 

[Praetorian]

the work of Supermercado

 

[thurmanmunson]

There are bedridden Nigerians with Ebola who feel bad for Melbourne supporters.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

the work of Supermercado

Superb writing

 

[Engimal]

You think Melbourne have it bad?

North Melbourne:

2009: We got yelled at a bit for that Borris the Chicken video.

 

[master bate]

The perfect storm of:

- Bad luck
- Bad management
- Downright bizarre

The overall frustration as a supporter comes when the board and club execute keep making mistakes but you only learn of them after the fact and you have no real power to make a change. The average supporter only gets a vote in board elections here and there and the candidates all sound great at the time.

And it's not like most Melbourne members haven't cared. Members from all ranges of wealth have tipped in to debt demolition, both the working class and upper class fans that so often get slammed in public. As members we've discovered a lot of the things on this list but really had little chance to change them.

We had a hero who seemed to engage the members and was working very hard to reshape the board and the club in Stynes and he was blind sighted by some and before he had the chance to correct or prevent a lot of mistakes he was severely ill.

 

[Crawb]

It's a hard knock life!

 

[LeverPuller]

EDIT: In fact, I'll go one better:

 

[Forward Press]

Lowest average score since 1920
First time a team didn't kick 100 points in a game at least once in a year since the 1970s
20 straight losses at Docklands

And that's just this year. Yikes.

 

[Dan]

Should have merged with Hawthorn.

 

[Rod Stroker]

At least their kick ins have worked for them over the years.

 

[DAWESOME!!]

Far out. Just staggering awful for Dees fans.

 

[LeverPuller]

At least their kick ins have worked for them over the years.

hahahahahaha

 

[Docker Alyssa]

Life of a Melbourne supporter? Let me think. Time to end it?..

Too bay? Too bay?

 

[I am Jack]

I especially like that part were Chopper Carrol hooks Ben Holland.

 

[maxmustard]

At least their kick ins have worked for them over the years.

For 7 years no opposition coach has been able to combat the long kick to an outnumbered Jamar tactic.

 

[La Vache]

Did Mike Brady really put together a cazaly knock-off for Melbourne?

 

[LeverPuller]

Did Mike Brady really put together a cazaly knock-off for Melbourne?

http://t.co/8m75hhjGXW

 

[La Vache]

http://t.co/8m75hhjGXW

 

[El_Scorcho]

That's really hard to read.

 

[whatwhatsaywhat]

dee-pressing reading.

 

[Sprout]

Meh, it's not all bad..




Actually, scratch that.

It is all bad.

 

[B0SK]

If this is all part of a cunning ploy to win Melbourne enough sympathy to earn that priority pick then colour me convinced!

 

[Righteo]

Some of it is fair dinkum unbelievable, the "I'm a Melbourne player" car as punishment and basically the whole China trip fiasco.

 

[lmach]

• McGinnity threatens to molest Ricky Petterd’s mum