Life rules and laws

[Hudu Gurusingha]

What are some rules/laws that hold true for you in life?

Couple of examples:

Porno law: Every possible type of porno you can think of has already been made.

Jane's law: Every person named Jane I have and will ever meet will have massive boobs. Its a given now.

Every time I come up to the traffic lights at the tonkin hwy morley drive intersection they will be red and Ill have to wait forever.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

I bet I can think of a porno that hasn't been done

 

[Quivorir]

Rule 34

 

[SwampCreature]

Every interesting thread idea has already been done on Bigfooty

 

[NotAMagpieBogan]

I bet I can think of a porno that hasn't been done

Two short people with a crowbar and oversized shoes?

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

Two short people with a crowbar and oversized shoes?

done

 

[NotAMagpieBogan]

Wait that was too original

 

[NotAMagpieBogan]

1 Russian, 1 Indian and 3 Colombians with a fetish for sticking feet inside each other?

 

[Borry]

Suburban KFC restaurants are both chockers inside and at the drive thru between 6pm and 7pm every night.

 

[SwampCreature]

The probability that any given Hawthorn supporter will be insufferably obnoxious is 1.

 

[PaddyO]

Suburban KFC restaurants are both chockers inside and at the drive thru between 6pm and 7pm every night.

Is that a porno that hasn't been done?

 

[Exe Gesis]

Never * a crazy girl

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Anyone who treats a customer service/hospitality staff person as a dick, is almost certainly a dick themselves.

 

[bkozican]

Good old murphys law

 

[IschenkoUBeauty]

No good deed goes unpunished

Simple tasks end up taking the most f*****g around

There is no justice

 

[Handsuper47]

Rule 34

There's also Rule 63.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Chicks named Katie* and Bree are invariably cravers.

* Katie. Not Kate, or Kat, or Kathryn. Only chicks who go by "Katie".

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

From what I've been reading, all Claires are complete nutcases.

 

[Scotland]

Never * a crazy girl

Narrowing your options a fair bit there.

 

[Borderline]

Hudu makes s**t threads

 

[PaddyO]

Borderline makes s**t posts.

 

[little graham]

You walk 2 foot taller after making a girl half you age orgasm.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

You walk 2 foot taller after making a girl half you age orgasm.

People 30yo and under should strongly ignore this advice.

 

[little graham]

People 30yo and under should strongly ignore this advice.

It wasn't advice. I'd be banned if I advised anyone 36 or older how.

 

[Exe Gesis]

It's well known in Chinese lore that to stay younger as a man you sap the life force from younger woman via orgasm as long as you don't orgasm yourself.