Media M95 Media: Sliding Doors

[Van_Dyke]

This happened once. Once!

For a whole game.

 

[Wacky Tiger]

For a whole game.

TBF he was on the field for 9 minutes and 26 seconds

 

[Smartys Power]

For a whole game.

TBF he was on the field for 9 minutes and 26 seconds

Get your facts straight, VD.

How long were you on the ground during the S18 GF, Wacky?

 

[Wacky Tiger]

Get your facts straight, VD.

How long were you on the ground during the S18 GF, Wacky?

I was on the field for 59% of the match

 

[Smartys Power]

I was on the field for 59% of the match

Shame.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

This happened once. Once!

And it was the game everyone remembers.

 

[Smartys Power]

And it was the game everyone remembers.

What game are you talking about?

 

[Wosh]

Can't remember his melting? You haven't been around him enough, usually the mere sight of Coney Island Warrior team colours is enough to make his head explode.

We're the viagra of the SFA

 

[okeydoke7]

I find this quite funny, Milky. You constantly criticise me. You say I'm old and irrelevant. Yet you post this media piece as an "M95 Media" piece.

And you probably have no idea why I'm pointing that out. I suppose, though, this is the finest form of flattery...

 

[brahj]

I find this quite funny, Milky. You constantly criticise me. You say I'm old and irrelevant. Yet you post this media piece as an "M95 Media" piece.

And you probably have no idea why I'm pointing that out. I suppose, though, this is the finest form of flattery...

The vague kind?

 

[Millky95]

I find this quite funny, Milky. You constantly criticise me. You say I'm old and irrelevant. Yet you post this media piece as an "M95 Media" piece.

And you probably have no idea why I'm pointing that out. I suppose, though, this is the finest form of flattery...

I will happily have this discussion when you spell my name correctly, old man.

 

[okeydoke7]

I will happily have this discussion when you spell my name correctly, old man.

No worries Milhouse.

Where did "M95 Media" come from?

 

[Millky95]

No worries Milhouse.

Where did "M95 Media" come from?

Incorrect. Please try again.

 

[Karnezis_13]

SFA MEDIA pls respond

 

[iBeng]

Under the Nanoscope is considering putting M95 Media under the scope.

 

[Millky95]

Under the Nanoscope is considering putting M95 Media under the scope.

The name or the organisation? Because depending on which, the answers may bore you

 

[iBeng]

The name or the organisation? Because depending on which, the answers may bore you

Are you a mining company?

 

[Millky95]

Are you a mining company?

... are you from the ATO?

 

[iBeng]

... are you from the ATO?

...Are you willing to take mining rights for votes...?

 

[Millky95]

...Are you willing to take mining rights for votes...?

... Are you willing to remove a tax on mining?

 

[iBeng]

... Are you willing to remove a tax on mining?

Lets discuss this further in private...

 

[SSwans2011]

West Coast Wonders​

IF... the Wonders keep ClarkeM engaging with the wider league...
THEN... they might get back to their arrogant best. This was a good start.

*All opinions in this article are that of the author, not of M95 Media or any other club. M95 Media is not sponsored or endorsed by any club or admin.

About ******* time I'm applauded for that thread.

 

[This Is Anfield]

We got early wins last year. didn't make an effing difference.
Furthermore, Roys don't care about sliding doors, or rotating doors, push/pull doors or even them fancy automatic doors. We make our own doors. And we are damn good at it too.
Contact Freakie for a quote.

As long as the doors have wheelchair access.

 

[This Is Anfield]

We're the viagra of the SFA

Haha! I read that as vaginas, actually, that works better.

 

[Millky95]

Sliding Doors
By Bamian Darrett for M95 Media

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Round 3:
Baghdad Bandits
IF... the Bandits can keep a hold onto dennis kermit ...
THEN... they might have a future SFA captain.

Coney Island Warriors
IF... they have any top 4 aspirations...
THEN... holding the Hawks winless this week is a must.

Dragons FFC
IF... you can keep on applying good scoreboard pressure...
THEN... you deserve top spot. Early days but the Dragons are looking good.

East Side Hawks
IF... you make a big off-field change...
THEN... you need on field results to make it stick. Things aren't looking good on the East Side.

Fighting Furies
IF... you plan to go back to back...
THEN... you need more convincing wins.

Geelong Wolves
IF... you told me the Wolves would be 2nd on the ladder after 2 games...
THEN... I would have laughed you out of the room. Keep it up SM and Hatchy1992 .

Gold City Royals
IF... the Royals don't improve their goal accuracy...
THEN... they won't be seeing many more victories this season.

Mount Buller Demons
IF... you win an important match then get smashed the next week...
THEN... you need to take it on the chin and focus up for the next week.

Las Vegas Bears
IF... they plan on making any impact late in the season...
THEN... the Bears will need to defend better. Too many being scored against them.

Roys FFC
IF... they Roys have shown anything early...
THEN... it would be their ambitions for finals. Playing very well.

Sin City Swamprats
IF... I Dont Care 's move to full forward works...
THEN... teams will need to work out a plan to stop the Swamprats from scoring.

West Coast Wonders
IF... they plan to win any more games this season...
THEN... they will need to kick more than 60 points. We called this last week.

*All opinions in this article are that of the author, not of M95 Media or any other club. M95 Media is not sponsored or endorsed by any club or admin.