Beauty & Style Makeup - Yay or nay?

[Ed_Gein]

lol muttweed!!! I can just imagine, i think you keep a diary with all that sort of stuff penciled in it.

 

[Colin D'Cops]

Not a fan of the cake faces at all. Or variations of it.

Natural all the way.

 

[Sebastian Balboa]

There is nothing more unappealing than a girl with a spray tan if you ask me. They end up looking like carrots and I'd almost go as far as saying it's disgusting to look at. Definitely wouldn't date a girl that looks like she's high maintenance when you see them out and about complete with spray tan, fake nails, hair extentions to go with the rest of her make up being applied with Homers 'slutgun' etc etc.... and unfortunately it's quite a common thing here in the UK. Natural look all the way. And i agree with a poster on the 1st page, that natural refers to bare essentials in make up.

Agreed, looks ridiculous.
Always reminds me of this expression I coined, Club Med Chernobyl: Orangecake

Also just found this site:
http://spraytandisasters.com

Heaven help us!

 

[Ed_Gein]

Agreed, looks ridiculous.
Always reminds me of this expression I coined, Club Med Chernobyl: Orangecake

Also just found this site:
http://spraytandisasters.com

Heaven help us!

Haha. So many shocking sights on that website, just a sample, but it looks like the men are just as bad too.

 

[Mooster7]

A bit of lip gloss and let's go. Any girl who requires a troweling on her face probably also needs you to drink too much.

IMO the most beautiful pictures of Marilyn Monroe are those when she is wearing no makeup. I'm not one of those Marilyn Monroe obsessives, but I do have a photo of her without makeup hanging in my house. It's an absolutely stunning and captivating photo.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

A bit of lip gloss and let's go. Any girl who requires a troweling on her face probably also needs you to drink too much.

IMO the most beautiful pictures of Marilyn Monroe are those when she is wearing no makeup. I'm not one of those Marilyn Monroe obsessives, but I do have a photo of her without makeup hanging in my house. It's an absolutely stunning and captivating photo.

Unfortunately few girls can pull that off

 

[Poseidon]

I hope it's him or I have looked like a dickhead for the last couple of years

How do I break this to you gently...

100. Andrew Mackie
99. The doorstep kiss between Taylor and Kate in My Sister's Keeper
98. Chivalrous men
97. Black Swan
96. Josh Hutcherson
95. Firefighters
94. Men in soaked clothes
93. The Notebook kiss
92. Jack Redden
91. My salsa instructor
90. Miranda Kerr (would or would not turn gay for her)
89. Tanned men
88. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
87. Starlit picnics
86. Francisco Lachowski
85. Marilyn Monroe
84. Men who play guitar or drums
83. Men with scruffy hair
82. Jordan Lewis
81. Kane the wrestler. Honestly, he'd make a pretty hot porno
80. Val Kilmer in his youth
79. Gilbert from Anne of Green Gables
78. Joel Selwood
77. Jack Swagger
76. Big pecs
75. Daniel Menzel
74. Andy from Toy Story 3
73. Cameron Mooney's voice
72. Barry Hall's voice
71. Kurt Tippett
70. Taylor Lautner
69. Speedos (NOT ON OLD MEN)
68. Ashton Kutcher
67. Angus Monfries
66. Jared Padalecki
65. Jack Gunston
64. Forgetting Sarah Marshall
63. Sean Keenan
62. Matthew Mcconaughey
61. Non-possessive men
60. Ariana Grande
59. V lines peaking under board shorts at the beach
58. Leather jackets
57. Scarlett Johansson
56. Black Snake Moan sex scene
55. Noah from Glee
54. Liam Picken
53. That Stuart Little kid today
52. Alex Dimitriades
51. Men who can cook
50. Men who will mow my lawns
49. Men who will kill spiders for me
48. Sam Mitchell
47. Dolph Ziggler
46. Zack Ryder
45. John Cena
44. Strong jawlines
43. When men stroke their strong jawlines
42. Jeremy Cameron
41. When guys touch your waist, in any way
40. Surfer boys
39. Trent Cotchin
38. Cheryl Cole
37. Tattoo sleeves
36. Dayne Beams
35. Buzz cuts (love feeling their head afterwards)
34. Men who are good with kids
33. Men who love cars as much as me
32. Marc Murphy
31. Bikies (unless they're 50 and
have ponytails)
30. Buddy Franklin
29. Dan Giansiracusa
28. Tom Hawkins
27. Men with dimples
26. Brendon Urie's smile
25. Aussie accents
24. Italians
23. Alex Fasolo
22. Men with long eyelashes
21. Geelong supporters
20. Anyone who buys me jewellery
19. Josh Caddy
18. Men in tuxedos
17. Daisy Thomas
16. 1920s style moustaches
15. Dylan Goodearl
14. Magic Mike movie
13. Callan Ward
12. Jared Petrenko
11. Intelligent men
10. Alex Pettyfer
9. Daniel Rich
8. Taylor Walker (mullet and all)
7. Kurt Cobain's scream
6. Eden Gray (male model)
5. Captain America
4. Channing Tatum
3. Young construction workers
2. Firass Dirani
1. Thor

Wow, there's very little you'd find hot about me.
Fantasy over.

 

[Ed_Gein]

How do I break this to you gently...



Wow, there's very little you'd find hot about me.
Fantasy over.

I could cover at least 10 of them, come on man!

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Taylor Walker. Seriously?

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Nay from me. I prefer they natural look - blemishes and all.

I suppose it's fine if you're wretchedly ugly or into fancy dress, but for regular everyday use, it just seems needlessly excessive to me.

I want to see your real face.

Pucker up buttercup

 

[Mooster7]

Unfortunately few girls can pull that off

Do you really think so? As long as the girl is clean, has a fun personallity, doesn't have the face of an axe murder victim and isn't fat as a cow, I'm likelly to find her attractive. If she's also comfortable enough in her own skin to throw on some lip gloss and call it a day, she's a temporary keeper. My main girlfriend of the last four years almost never wears makeup and she's a beautiful woman. That's not bragging because I don't deserve her. I'm a completely irredeemable bachelor and, self-honestly, a prick.

Don't get me wrong, those times when a woman wants to smear her face like a clown and go out for some occasion, they can look damn fine. I just greatly prefer au natural. That's my vote in the thread.

 

[muttweed]

Taylor Walker. Seriously?

Helllll yeah.

Would be a beast in the bed

 

[simmo41]

Guys who say they like the 'natural' look really mean they just enjoy the bare minimum of make up. The real life 'natural' look of zero make up is like some alien creature from a nightmare film. I feel sorry for girls, they age terribly and generally 'need' make up to look decent. So yes, put it on and for the love of God don't let me see you without it until I've fallen in love with you.

Heavily underrated post.

 

[simmo41]

77. Jack Swagger

 

[Smoooothy]

i get the taylor walker thing, i would too

/allhomo

 

[Andre]

Do you really think so? As long as the girl is clean, has a fun personallity, doesn't have the face of an axe murder victim and isn't fat as a cow, I'm likelly to find her attractive. If she's also comfortable enough in her own skin to throw on some lip gloss and call it a day, she's a temporary keeper. My main girlfriend of the last four years almost never wears makeup and she's a beautiful woman. That's not bragging because I don't deserve her. I'm a completely irredeemable bachelor and, self-honestly, a prick.

Don't get me wrong, those times when a woman wants to smear her face like a clown and go out for some occasion, they can look damn fine. I just greatly prefer au natural. That's my vote in the thread.

What age is your GF? There's plenty of women 30+ who were able to carry the au natural look through their 20's but need the help after then. We guys get just as many wrinkles and skin issues as girls, but we have it easier in that you can still look reasonable at any age, provided you haven't let your body go. No make-up post 40, plus the effects of gravity (assuming no plastic surgery) and the wearing of make-up by women is often a public service.

 

[neroblack]

Alright. Probably won't know half the s**t I've said. But the other 50 odd % are footy players so eh.

100. Andrew Mackie
99. The doorstep kiss between Taylor and Kate in My Sister's Keeper
98. Chivalrous men
97. Black Swan
96. Josh Hutcherson
95. Firefighters
94. Men in soaked clothes
93. The Notebook kiss
92. Jack Redden
91. My salsa instructor
90. Miranda Kerr (would or would not turn gay for her)
89. Tanned men
88. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
87. Starlit picnics
86. Francisco Lachowski
85. Marilyn Monroe
84. Men who play guitar or drums
83. Men with scruffy hair
82. Jordan Lewis
81. Kane the wrestler. Honestly, he'd make a pretty hot porno
80. Val Kilmer in his youth
79. Gilbert from Anne of Green Gables
78. Joel Selwood
77. Jack Swagger
76. Big pecs
75. Daniel Menzel
74. Andy from Toy Story 3
73. Cameron Mooney's voice
72. Barry Hall's voice
71. Kurt Tippett
70. Taylor Lautner
69. Speedos (NOT ON OLD MEN)
68. Ashton Kutcher
67. Angus Monfries
66. Jared Padalecki
65. Jack Gunston
64. Forgetting Sarah Marshall
63. Sean Keenan
62. Matthew Mcconaughey
61. Non-possessive men
60. Ariana Grande
59. V lines peaking under board shorts at the beach
58. Leather jackets
57. Scarlett Johansson
56. Black Snake Moan sex scene
55. Noah from Glee
54. Liam Picken
53. That Stuart Little kid today
52. Alex Dimitriades
51. Men who can cook
50. Men who will mow my lawns
49. Men who will kill spiders for me
48. Sam Mitchell
47. Dolph Ziggler
46. Zack Ryder
45. John Cena
44. Strong jawlines
43. When men stroke their strong jawlines
42. Jeremy Cameron
41. When guys touch your waist, in any way
40. Surfer boys
39. Trent Cotchin
38. Cheryl Cole
37. Tattoo sleeves
36. Dayne Beams
35. Buzz cuts (love feeling their head afterwards)
34. Men who are good with kids
33. Men who love cars as much as me
32. Marc Murphy
31. Bikies (unless they're 50 and
have ponytails)
30. Buddy Franklin
29. Dan Giansiracusa
28. Tom Hawkins
27. Men with dimples
26. Brendon Urie's smile
25. Aussie accents
24. Italians
23. Alex Fasolo
22. Men with long eyelashes
21. Geelong supporters
20. Anyone who buys me jewellery
19. Josh Caddy
18. Men in tuxedos
17. Daisy Thomas
16. 1920s style moustaches
15. Dylan Goodearl
14. Magic Mike movie
13. Callan Ward
12. Jared Petrenko
11. Intelligent men
10. Alex Pettyfer
9. Daniel Rich
8. Taylor Walker (mullet and all)
7. Kurt Cobain's scream
6. Eden Gray (male model)
5. Captain America
4. Channing Tatum
3. Young construction workers
2. Firass Dirani
1. Thor

Daniel Rich at 9 hey? Pretty confident I'm in the top 10.

 

[muttweed]

Daniel Rich at 9 hey? Pretty confident I'm in the top 10.

Pics or you're lying

Daniel Rich is a god

 

[Stratton_Gun]

I'm sure a lot of effort went into that list but there some I really don't understand
Jordan Lewis? Same boat as Taylor Walker. I would have thought he was average looking
Noah from Glee? How could anyone in Glee be attractive. Bunch of gooses who sing and dance. I was miffed when someone told me I look like someone from Glee
Kane? WTF. I doubt you could find someone uglier

Could probably question about half of these but anyways I noticed you put Geelong supporters pretty high so where exactly do Hawthorn supporters come in?

 

[Dan3490]

43. When men stroke their strong jawlines

http://troll.me/images/pondering-*/interdasting.jpg

 

[muttweed]

http://troll.me/images/pondering-*/interdasting.jpg

That's no jawline, that's a freaking week's worth of Maccas

 

[____]

I prefer women with no make-up but a little bit is okay. Too much looks revolting though.

 

[muttweed]

Jordan Lewis? Same boat as Taylor Walker. I would have thought he was average looking

As some men say, it's all in the eyes.

Jordan Lewis has the bad boy gleam to his eyes, though IRL he is a complete knobnut who I would punch given the chance (I hate Hawthorn so much).

Taylor Walker has nice big shiny eyes. He looks like your typical steak-lovin', kanga-ridin', magpie-shootin', ACDC-listenin' Aussie, but honest to God sometimes the bogan look is sexy (I'm waiting for some dumbarse poster to insert hideous bogan pictures). He pulls it off well. Besides that, there's just something about him that screams sex god.

I like the big, sweaty brutes of men with crazy hair (and I find myself falling for tall, pale, skinny nerds too, so my horizons are expanded) but I guess I'm the only one.

Anyway whatever. Some men are probably out there praying there are girls with terrible taste like me.

Noah from Glee? How could anyone in Glee be attractive. Bunch of gooses who sing and dance. I was miffed when someone told me I look like someone from Glee

Google Dianna Agron and Naya River and tell me they're unattractive

Kane? WTF. I doubt you could find someone uglier

As long as he wears that mask of his, I don't care. He'd be an absolute monster under the covers.

Could probably question about half of these but anyways I noticed you put Geelong supporters pretty high so where exactly do Hawthorn supporters come in?

I tend not to associate with Hawthorn supporters. I have a clean criminal record, don't want to ruin that.

But to answer your question, I'd probably rate them right behind a Jeanne Pratt and Rocky Dennis love child.

 

[muttweed]

Don't understand some men who wear makeup or any sort of cosmetics.

I would find it hard to take a guy who applies lip balm/eyeliner/nail polish seriously ( seen this a LOT, surprisingly).

You are a big boy now, time to stop playing dress ups and grow some freaking body hair.

 

[j0rdy1]

As natural as possible preferably, once you can see the line below a girls jawline of where makeup and actual skin meets thats when it becomes excessive and unattractive. You won't catch me looking back at a girl if she has a cake on her face unless I want a laugh.