Banter MASOCHIST TIGERS VS INSECURE HAWKS

[JustKickIt]

For the life of me I cannot stick the boots into the poor Tiggers.

I have ordered a stamp for you TazHawk:

 

[Cynic]

Come an talk to us when all your supporters jump ship when you start falling down the ladder....

Why would we do a stupid thing like that?

Fall down the ladder I mean.

 

[JustKickIt]

Why would we do a stupid thing like that?

Fall down the ladder I mean.

Pretty sure it's an extension ladder, each time we reach the top we just extend it again and go higher

 

[Barry_Badrinath]

You won't get much traffic this week. They're too busy clogging up our attendence and membership threads.

 

[Helen Wheels]

Might not be many Awks supporters there on Friday night. Too late for them, these night games. By the time they have dinner at 6pm and watch the news, it's bedtime.

 

[Blaze Storm]

Hawks banter playbook when playing Richmond (found in Scotch College Vana Exercise Book abandoned at Auburn Station).

1. Richard Tambling
2. Richard Tambling
3. Richard Tambling
4. Tigers not part of the Big 4 Club coterie
5. Modern day premierships
6. Camberwell better than Wantirna
7. Membership numbers
8. We own Tasmania
9. Glenferrie Rd better than Bridge Rd
10. Mitchell/Lewis/Hodge > Cotchin/Martin/Deledio

Haere Ra

*, first page and I'm all out of ideas.

 

[MinerBoy]

even a injured Shane Edwards is still more consistent than Rioli. will no doubt play his 1 good game out of every 4 this week against us just to piss us off.

You might be in trouble. It's one good game every two weeks now and he was the leading ALFCA vote getter in rounds 14 and 16 while missing out in rounds 15 and 17. He's due again.

 

[Blaze Storm]

even a injured Shane Edwards is still more consistent than Rioli. will no doubt play his 1 good game out of every 4 this week against us just to piss us off.

Don't know if consistency is the goal. Cloke is one of the most consistent behind kickers in the AFL

 

[MinerBoy]

Unfortunately for you blokes it's big boy month. Hey, you guys called it!!!

 

[AlorraVex]

Unfortunately your wins against us only happen in day games. That's why we won the last one and will win this Friday night

Because we all know that the time of a game is a stronger indicator that win/loss trends from week to week.

 

[Blaze Storm]

Unfortunately for you blokes it's big boy month. Hey, you guys called it!!!

I knew there was a reason McEvoy wanted to be in the poos and wees.

 

[Procrastinator35]

Tigers fans are the toughest & most resilient in the league....Who else could go 35 years without scoring & still fancy themselves as players?.

 

[Michaels]

Don't know if consistency is the goal. Cloke is one of the most consistent behind kickers in the AFL

Can't argue that!

 

[Procrastinator35]

Is it true that Dusty's goal celebrations are inspired from 'Broke-back mountain'?

 

[JustKickIt]

Can't argue that!

But you guys are better at hitting the post

 

[Scott lastname]

Do you think Dusty missed so many shots against Freo because his head is off balance due to his hair being cut in instalments?

 

[parsons nose]

The last decent game style ever played was by Richmond when we had the best EVER centre-half forward in the league, Royce Hart.

"Kick it long to Royce" is the singular most brilliant and successful game style in the history of forever.

Given that Hawthorn don't have any decent players, I suppose they have to rely on a more kindergarten style of "everybody shares equally."

The Hawthorn "we didn't loose, we were the second winners" attitude makes me puke.

Royce Hart lol. Poor mans Ryan Schoenmakers.

 

[Boggle]

How cute that Richmond have a crowd prediction thread going for this weeks match.
Is the crowd tracking to validate the "Big 4" claims?

If you're going to the game you should bring a friend.

Two Hawthorn supporters would be some kind of record, surely?

 

[Flukey!]

If you're going to the game you should bring a friend.

Two Hawthorn supporters would be some kind of record, surely?

What ever helps you guys get your Big 4 status back

 

[Boggle]

Royce Hart lol. Poor mans Ryan Schoenmakers.

Although, sadly, Schoenmakers (and every other Hawthorn forward) got overlooked in favour of Royce when they chose the CHF for the AFL team of the century.

Well, at least Schoenmakers can boast that he's a Legend in the AFL Hall of Fame and Royce isn't.

No, wait...

 

[Boggle]

Do you think Dusty missed so many shots against Freo because his head is off balance due to his hair being cut in instalments?

Don't come onto our board talking about haircuts until you've apologized for Dermott Brereton.

 

[Flukey!]

Apologies guys too for my sig - it doesn't come across as bragging on our board because we all have them

 

[Boggle]

Nah..... they were all day games

So are Grand Finals, and we all know how Hawthorn go in Grand Finals! Ha ha ha ha...

Oh, hang on...

 

[Boggle]

Apologies guys too for my sig - it doesn't come across as bragging on our board because we all have them

It's a banter thread.

Pretty sure bragging is permitted, so feel free!

 

[TazHawk15]

The premierships you won when we went on a three decade holiday don't count.

I mean, seriously, we take time off to give you guys a chance to catch up and you don't even say "thank you."

We did say thank you.

We let you have our Premiership winning assistant coach.