Toast Messages to Players - Past, Present & Future

[thylacine60]

Dear Soapy, I like the Sarah Sands Hotel too but the game starts in 20 minutes...

 

[HARKER]

Jeff Garlett

Hey Jeff, we all wish for you to reconsider wanting to leave our/your club.
You may have forgotten just how good you can be but we haven't..............Let's give it another shot. What do you think?

 

[thylacine60]

Dear Cain,

As much as I have tried to forgive you, I just can't!

Yours sincerely,

TL15.

 

[NavyBlue5]

This is up there with the best threads. Lots of laughs reading this. Great idea.

 

[thylacine60]

I told Harks they'd love it.......

 

[BIGGUS 64]

Dear Eddie Betts,

If you're still lonely for your old Carlton mates over there at Adelaide, you're welcome to come back whenever you're ready - preferably before lists are finalised.

 

[etsal1]

Harks is trying to make me cry.

Not Jeffy

 

[BIGGUS 64]

Dear Tony Lynn,

I remember your first game for Carlton like it was yesterday. I recall someone asking me if the jumper I had with the number 15 on it was a throwback to Simon Verbeek. You were the most unlucky player given your time at the club coincided with the 1995 team. You were better than Brent Heaver and also Dean Rice but the MC did not see it that way. I miss your wry smile!

Best wishes,

TL15.

And protruding chin...

 

[King of Ruin]

Lance Whitnall - give us some brotherly love.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Dear Warren Ralph

First impressions count.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Dear Eddie Betts,

If you're still lonely for your old Carlton mates over there at Adelaide, you're welcome to come back whenever you're ready - preferably before lists are finalised.

....and besides going into next season the one amigo just does not sound right!!

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Dear Ross Ditchburn,

Was it true that you were so accurate in Perth you could kick a wheat seed down a chooks throat from 40 yards?

 

[Dramoth]

Mick Martyn,

I think that Big Nick wants a word about some money you took from the club under false pretences.

You useless oxygen thief

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Dear SOS,

Thank you for being so patient with me when I cried for a full five minutes when I met you because I was so excited.

I have lost your autograph, however, so if you could send me another one that would be tops.

Xox

 

[ferrisb]

Dear matty K

We all love your heart and effort. May your feet and body allow you to showcase the champion we know you are.

Cheers,

Proud #8 wearing supporter

 

[ferrisb]

Dear Anthony franchina,

You were a nuggety little bugger, that made the most of your talents, just like the guy who followed you as #45.

You played 30 more games than him, but becoz he played one blinder on little Gaz, he has been immortalised as the face that launched 1000 memes.

Life sucks, but I haven't forgotten you.

Regards,

Ferrisb

 

[Aphrodite]

We have an understanding. I get Dyl and he gets Crippa

We think so.

'Stand by your man'!

 

[AndrewVadermk2]

Dear SoS
i still wear my '94 blues signed jumper with pride on game day, and the long sleeved arms are too short but i still fit into it ...just

 

[Azul]

Hi Beauy,

I slept in and only got to the 'G at half time. Could you please send me a vid of the Pies game?

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Hi Beauy,

I slept in and only got to the 'G at half time. Could you please send me a vid of the Pies game?

He'd have a few copies.

 

[etsal1]

Hi Eddie,

Keep your mitts off Menz.

I know you were his mentor but Gibbs has got him now.


You can come back if you like though

Yours,

Etsal1

 

[ShanDog]

Big Sam Rowe,

You are my rock.

Yours,

ShanDog

 

[SBYM]

Dear Anthony franchina,

You were a nuggety little bugger, that made the most of your talents, just like the guy who followed you as #45.

You played 30 more games than him, but becoz he played one blinder on little Gaz, he has been immortalised as the face that launched 1000 memes.

Life sucks, but I haven't forgotten you.

Regards,

Ferrisb

Winner winner, chicken dinner.

Gold!!

 

[SBYM]

Ps.

Mister Carlton

PLz plz plz can you re-post that meme with the dog cracking the joke about Norf not being able to hold a lead?

I would be forever grateful.

 

[Mister Carlton]

Ps.

Mister Carlton

PLz plz plz can you re-post that meme with the dog cracking the joke about Norf not being able to hold a lead?

I would be forever grateful.

Took me awhile to find. Too many photoshops.