Celebrating HBF's 100k post. He is an ornament to big footy. The Casual Chat Thread

[Probitas_]

Was it South or Western Australians that called a torp a 'tory'? Or have I just dreamed that?

Torp or tory is acceptable.

Yeah I say bounce down. It's the first thing that happens in the game besides the siren. Not sure why that's weird.

That's the one!

 

[Keys]

I moved over a fair while ago so not really sure. I remember we used to call a torp something else but nfi what it was, might have just been my school or a general WA thing. Any idea what I'm on about Keyser Soze Bender_ Wooshette ?

Torp or Torpy. Heard spiral and barrel as well but my memory is Torp

And it's a banana. None of this check side crap

 

[Probitas_]

Lock Stock > Snatch

Both great movies. I couldn't split them really.

Both better than RockNRolla. That was pretty average.

 

[Bender_]

Calippo?

Yeah like a Calyppo.

 

[Bender_]

Both great movies. I couldn't split them really.

Both better than RockNRolla. That was pretty average.

Snatch is like Lock Stock with bling.

 

[Keys]

If I ever see Mick Malthouse in the flesh I'll punch him in the dickhole.
Enjoy watching us get ripped apart tonight
Warnock in for Carrazzo. FMD

It's probably just me but there's something quite endearing about the way you use dickhole as a form of abuse. Kinda like an angry 10 year old wanting to be really rude and nasty but having the good sense / manners not to let rip properly

 

[NorthernLights]

Snatch was alright but got a bit hairy at times...

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

It's probably just me but there's something quite endearing about the way you use dickhole as a form of abuse. Kinda like an angry 10 year old wanting to be really rude and nasty but having the good sense / manners and let rip properly

I like that!

 

[chelseacarlton]

Opening bounce.
I liked Brad Pitt in snatch.
I'll probably be talking like him in cupla hours and yes it is my derg!.

 

[richoatthedisco]

I liked Brad Pitt in snatch.

So did Jennifer Aniston, but that didn't end well.

 

[Bender_]

Is Ramen the greatest dish ever?

 

[Keys]

So did Jennifer Aniston, but that didn't end well.

What? You mean like proper ****ed?

 

[hufus]

Assuming Shawt didn't pick since I started making this post, here are your #marginmania selections:



Let me know if there are any errors.

Geelong v Carlton
Jose Cats x2
MEB Cats x2
Chaisa Cats
Cooksen Cats
Jazny Cats
LordFlashheart Cats
MorganAshley Cats
Northern Lights Cats
Probitas Cats
Reginald Perrin Cats
richoatthedisco Cats
Wooshette Cats

St Kilda v West Coast

Greater Western Sydney v Adelaide

Gold Coast v Collingwood
Allikat Magpies
Yidaki Magpies

Hawthorn v Sydney
Ashton Agar Hawks

Fremantle v Norf Melben

Essendon v Brisbane
Hufus Bombers

Melbourne v Footscray
CaddyUK Bulldogs
Chelseacarlton Bulldogs
Dinsdale Bulldogs
Freofalcon Bulldogs
KeyserSoze Bulldogs
PackedLunch Bulldogs
random.org Demons
royboy2 Bulldogs
Shawt Demons

Port Adelaide v Richmond
Higgins2Waite Power

 

[richoatthedisco]

What? You mean like proper stuffed?

Absolutely rooted.

 

[Allikat]

carlton are going to lose by about a million points

and i have avocado for dinner

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Daisy Thomas is the biggest * knuckle on the planet.

 

[Keys]

Just got home. Turn on footy. Geelong 18-1. Yep Carlton starring on Friday night football yet again

What dickhole allocated the Friday night spots.

Edit. : 24-2

 

[NorthernLights]

**** knuckle

One of my favourite terms.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

I don't give a flying * what Motlop's favourite ******* movie is you dick knobs

 

[hufus]

Watching Eurovision instead of this 'match'.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

go punch another dick stevie j you campaigner

 

[NorthernLights]

#MeltyMebby

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

#MeltyMebby

Chuhh not even.
I just don't like Johnson, I think he's a dickhead.

 

[Allikat]

go punch another dick stevie j you campaigner

Who even does that???
Flog of a bloke

 

[ChappyUK]

I don't give a flying **** what Motlop's favourite ******* movie is you dick knobs

Is it the Killing Fields?