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Reality getting in the way of fantasy, I wish I had dilemmas like that in my life. :(

Anyway, still eager to see how I we faired against these practice dummys. We smashed 'em, I can feel it.
 
Reality getting in the way of fantasy, I wish I had dilemmas like that in my life. :(

Anyway, still eager to see how I we faired against these practice dummys. We smashed 'em, I can feel it.

May have to play the 2013 Demoans next
 
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Welcome players, and Gold City fanatics to what promises to be a heated off season clash.

What was originally a friendly spirited affair has turned nasty over the past week, with the Monarch insulted by numerous pranks from Gold City players.

It began with a simple phone call from fumbler, who is known within the ranks as a top notch impersonator. It made headlines, with the British royal family labelling the Gold City midfielder as both a cretin and an oxygen thief.

Fumbler, who considers himself to be more of a carbon dioxide thief, was left infuriated by the comments coming from Buckingham Palace.

Gold City invited the monarchs to survey the grounds before the game, and as an apparent sign of good faith presented the Queen with a signed football.

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Easty (left in background) finds the prank rather amusing


However on closer inspection, what seemed like autographs were in fact a number of hand written insults. It is believed that "You killed Diana" and "Corgis are s**t" were amongst said insults.

And that's brings us to today's clash, one that is expected to be a physical affair. Despite this, the Royals are heavy favourites, considering both the promising off season training of Gold City, and that the British royal family don't actually know how to play.

And it appears as though the Royals have really laid down the welcome mat.

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Match commencing shortly ... GCR v TM0

This is NM Design's first game at this level for GCR.
This is Easty's first game at this level for GCR.
This is Constinstar's first game at this level for GCR.
This is SC_GC's first game at this level for GCR.
This is Stratton_Gun's first game at this level for GCR.
This is The Old Dark Navy's's first game at this level for GCR.
This is akkaps's first game at this level for GCR.
This is Aenimence's first game at this level for GCR.
This is Igloo's first game at this level for GCR.
This is Cager Macleod's first game at this level for GCR.
This is Dannnnnnnnnn's first game at this level for GCR.
This is COHL's first game at this level for GCR.
This is Tommycash's first game at this level for GCR.
This is The Reaper's first game at this level for GCR.
This is Geoffa32's first game at this level for GCR.
This is Snappy!'s first game at this level for GCR.
This is KeilorUnder9's's first game at this level for GCR.
This is fumbler's first game at this level for GCR.
This is Deddy's first game at this level for GCR.
This is NTRabbit's first game at this level for GCR.
This is Camilla Parker Bowles's first game at this level for TM0.
This is William the Bastard's first game at this level for TM0.
This is Prince Charles's first game at this level for TM0.
This is Prince Harry's first game at this level for TM0.
This is Prince Phillip's first game at this level for TM0.
This is Prince Richard's first game at this level for TM0.
This is Unborn Middleton child's first game at this level for TM0.
This is King Henry VIII's first game at this level for TM0.
This is Pippa Middleton's first game at this level for TM0.
This is Prince Michael's first game at this level for TM0.
This is King George VI's first game at this level for TM0.
This is Duchess of Kent's first game at this level for TM0.
This is Willow the Corgi's first game at this level for TM0.
This is Crown Princess Mary's first game at this level for TM0.
This is Queen Elizabeth II's first game at this level for TM0.
This is Princess Diana's first game at this level for TM0.
This is Sir Walter Raleigh's first game at this level for TM0.
This is Princess Madeleine's first game at this level for TM0.
This is Marie Antoinette's first game at this level for TM0.
This is Jamyl Sarum's first game at this level for TM0.

Rich (BB code):
                       TM0
NM Design                   Easty                    Constinstar
Queen Elizabeth II          Crown Princess Mary      Willow the Corgi
 
SC_GC                       Stratton_Gun             The Old Dark Navy's
Duchess of Kent             King George VI           Prince Michael
 
akkaps                      Aenimence                Igloo
Pippa Middleton             King Henry VIII          Unborn Middleton child
 
Cager Macleod               Dannnnnnnnnn             COHL
Prince Richard              Prince Phillip           Prince Harry
 
Tommycash                   The Reaper               Geoffa32
Prince Charles              William the Bastard      Camilla Parker Bowles
                            GCR
 
GCR Foll : Snappy!, KeilorUnder9's, fumbler
TM0 Foll : Princess Diana, Sir Walter Raleigh, Princess Madeleine
 
GCR INT : Deddy, NTRabbit
TM0 INT : Marie Antoinette, Jamyl Sarum

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
Gold City Royals: Easty, The Reaper, Igloo
The Monarch: Pippa Middleton, Prince Harry
 
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[non-fixtured match], Conditions for this match - CLOUDY
1 : 0 {C} - Princess Madeleine is outbodied in the ruck contest.
1 : .07 {C} - KeilorUnder9's dances around Sir Walter Raleigh.
1 : .12 {C} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : .16 {C} - An underground handpass to Aenimence.
1 : .18 {lW} - That came off the outside of the boot.
1 : .22 {lW} - Igloo can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
1 : .26 {rW} - Unborn Middleton child does some crumbing and is away.
1 : .3 {lHFF} - That kick makes it hard for Duchess of Kent.
1 : .32 {lHFF} - SC_GC will take this. No - he's dropped it.
1 : .36 {lHFF} - Who wants it? Duchess of Kent does. Great stuff.
1 : .4 {FF} - A kick in the general direction of Crown Princess Mary.
1 : .45 {FF} - No-one can take the mark.
1 : .46 {FB} - A bit of space for Easty to utilise.
1 : .51 {FB} - He involves KeilorUnder9's in the play.
1 : .55 {FB} - Handpass over the shoulder to Easty.
1 : .59 {lHBF} - A long pass towards The Old Dark Navy's.
1 : 1.01 {lHBF} - The ball spills free.
1 : 1.05 {rHFF} - Prince Michael takes off.
1 : 1.09 - <<< Marie Antoinette is coming on to replace Prince Harry >>>
1 : 1.17 {rHFF} - Prince Michael dances around The Old Dark Navy's.
1 : 1.19 {rHFF} - Gives the ball to Sir Walter Raleigh.
1 : 1.23 {lFP} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
1 : 1.28 {lFP} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
1 : 1.32 {rBP} - NM Design with some space now.
1 : 1.34 {rBP} - Flicks it to Snappy!.
1 : 1.38 {CHB} - Pumps it long for Stratton_Gun.
1 : 1.42 {CHB} - King George VI did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
1 : 1.46 {CHB} - Who wants it? Stratton_Gun does. Great stuff.
1 : 1.48 {rHBF} - Handpasses to SC_GC.
1 : 1.52 {rHBF} - SC_GC kicks to gain distance but the umpire calls deliberate.
1 : 1.57 {lHFF} - With the ball is Duchess of Kent.
1 : 2.01 {lHFF} - He has a bounce.
1 : 2.03 {lFP} - Duchess of Kent's taken another bounce.
1 : 2.07 {lFP} - Passes to Princess Madeleine by hand.
1 : 2.11 {lFP} - Princess Madeleine screws it round his body.
1 : 2.15 {lFP} - That is the one the best goals I have seen.
Gold City Royals : 0.0.0
The Monarch : 1.0.6
1 : 2.17 {C} - The ball is bounced to the clear advantage of Snappy!.
1 : 2.42 {C} - KeilorUnder9's picks it up on the bounce.
1 : 2.42 {C} - KeilorUnder9's from just outside the fifty ...
1 : 2.42 {C} - Bending baaaaaaaaaaaaack... GOAL. KeilorUnder9's's kicked 1.
Gold City Royals : 1.0.6
The Monarch : 1.0.6
1 : 2.42 {C} - Princess Diana wins the tapout.
1 : 2.5 {rW} - Unborn Middleton child sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
1 : 2.5 {CHF} - A bit of a miskick.
1 : 2.5 {CHF} - The ball spills free.
1 : 2.54 {rHBF} - SC_GC threads his way through traffic.
1 : 2.58 {rHBF} - Snappy! runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 3.02 {C} - That kick makes it hard for Aenimence.
1 : 3.05 {C} - King Henry VIII upset the marking attempt by Aenimence.
1 : 3.09 {C} - King Henry VIII weaves through the congestion.
1 : 3.13 {rHFF} - Prince Michael presents.
1 : 3.17 {rHFF} - The Old Dark Navy's reads the kick best and marks well in front of Prince Michael.
1 : 3.19 {lHBF} - The Old Dark Navy's picks it up on the bounce.
1 : 3.23 {lHBF} - No-look handpass to fumbler.
1 : 3.27 {rW} - A long pass towards akkaps.
1 : 3.31 {rW} - akkaps can't take it.
1 : 3.34 {lW} - Pippa Middleton breaks a tackle and is off.
1 : 3.38 {C} - Spears a kick towards King Henry VIII.
1 : 3.42 {C} - Aenimence gets a timely fist to the ball.
1 : 3.46 {C} - The bounce favours Aenimence and he is off and running.
1 : 3.5 {C} - Aenimence bounces the ball.
1 : 3.52 {rHFF} - A short kick to Cager Macleod.
1 : 3.56 {rHFF} - Prince Richard plants a foot on Cager Macleod's neck and takes a screamer.
1 : 4 {lHBF} - Running with the ball is Prince Richard.
1 : 4.04 {rHBF} - Sees Marie Antoinette out of the corner of his eye.
1 : 4.07 {rHBF} - But COHL is better positioned and marks safely.
1 : 4.1 {lHFF} - COHL signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 4.15 - <<< Prince Harry is coming on to replace Prince Richard >>>
1 : 4.21 {lHFF} - COHL hits the ground running.
1 : 4.25 {lHFF} - COHL sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 4.29 {rHFF} - He kicks across the ground towards Cager Macleod.
1 : 4.33 {rHFF} - Prince Harry upset the marking attempt by Cager Macleod.
1 : 4.35 {rHFF} - Quality gather by Cager Macleod.
1 : 4.4 {rHFF} - Cager Macleod has time to take a bounce.
1 : 4.43 {lHFF} - An underground handpass to COHL.
1 : 4.48 {lFP} - Snappy! receives his handpass.
1 : 4.5 {lFP} - Handballs over the top to fumbler.
1 : 4.54 {lFP} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 4.58 {lFP} - fumbler may even have goaled.
1 : 5.02 {lFP} - What a goal.
Gold City Royals : 2.0.12
The Monarch : 1.0.6
1 : 5.06 {C} - Winning the bounce is Snappy!.
1 : 5.12 {rW} - Who wants it? akkaps does. Great stuff.
1 : 5.16 {rHFF} - He involves fumbler in the play.
1 : 5.2 {CHF} - A short kick to Dannnnnnnnnn.
1 : 5.23 {CHF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
1 : 5.26 {CHB} - Not enough pressure on Prince Phillip.
1 : 5.31 {CHB} - Prince Phillip dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 5.35 {rHBF} - He kicks across the ground towards Marie Antoinette.
1 : 5.37 {rHBF} - COHL drops an absolute sitter.
1 : 5.41 {lHFF} - Running with the ball is COHL.
1 : 5.45 {CHF} - Handpass to space. Dannnnnnnnnn runs onto it.
1 : 5.49 {CHF} - A poor handpass but fumbler is up to the challenge.
1 : 5.52 {CHF} - Crunching tackle by Princess Diana.
1 : 5.55 {CHB} - Prince Phillip turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
1 : 6 {CHB} - Hands it off to Sir Walter Raleigh.
1 : 6.04 {CHB} - A slick handpass goes to Princess Madeleine.
1 : 6.06 {lHBF} - Gives the ball to Prince Harry.
1 : 6.1 {lHBF} - Wayward kick goes out of bounds on the full.
1 : 6.15 {rHFF} - Cager Macleod to send the ball forward.
1 : 6.18 {rHFF} - A poor handpass but KeilorUnder9's is up to the challenge.
1 : 6.2 {rHFF} - Ohhr you can't shove 'em in the back like that.
1 : 6.25 {rHBF} - Marie Antoinette has it.
1 : 6.28 {lW} - Long raking kick in the direction of Pippa Middleton.
1 : 6.33 {lW} - akkaps gets a timely fist to the ball.
1 : 6.37 {rW} - The ball is now with akkaps.
1 : 6.39 {rW} - akkaps is chased down by Pippa Middleton - great effort!.
1 : 6.43 {lW} - Pippa Middleton slowing down the play.
1 : 6.47 {lW} - A long looping handpass to Princess Madeleine.
1 : 6.51 {lW} - Almost a throw to Princess Diana.
1 : 6.54 {lW} - Princess Diana bounces the ball.
1 : 6.58 {rHFF} - His kick covers more height than distance.
1 : 7.01 {rHFF} - The ball drops short of Prince Michael.
1 : 7.05 {rHFF} - With the ball is Prince Michael.
1 : 7.08 {rHFF} - Boot to ball from Prince Michael under pressure.
1 : 7.12 {rHFF} - Top goal.
Gold City Royals : 2.0.12
The Monarch : 2.0.12
1 : 7.16 {C} - The ruck contest is won by Snappy!.
1 : 7.22 {lW} - The ball is now with Igloo.
1 : 7.26 {lW} - He handpasses to KeilorUnder9's.
1 : 7.3 {lW} - He involves Igloo in the play.
1 : 7.34 {rHFF} - Boots the ball toward Cager Macleod.
1 : 7.39 {rHFF} - No mark taken as Cager Macleod and Prince Harry wrestle for position.
1 : 7.41 {rHFF} - Cager Macleod slowing down the play.
1 : 7.45 {rHFF} - Cager Macleod sees an open goal.
1 : 7.49 {rHFF} - Put down your glasses - its a major.
Gold City Royals : 3.0.18
The Monarch : 2.0.12
1 : 7.53 {C} - The ball is bounced and Snappy! gets the tap.
1 : 8 {lW} - A bit of space for Igloo to utilise.
1 : 8.03 {lHFF} - KeilorUnder9's runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 8.07 {lHFF} - KeilorUnder9's has wild shot at goal.
1 : 8.1 {lHFF} - The umpires consult and decide that one shaved the post.
Gold City Royals : 3.1.19
The Monarch : 2.0.12
1 : 8.18 {FB} - With the ball is Prince Charles.
1 : 8.22 {rBP} - Gives the ball to Camilla Parker Bowles.
1 : 8.24 {rBP} - A quick handpass to Sir Walter Raleigh.
1 : 8.28 {lHBF} - Prince Harry presents on a long lead.
1 : 8.32 {lHBF} - Prince Harry and Cager Macleod both holding each other. No mark.
1 : 8.36 {lHBF} - The ball is now with Prince Harry.
1 : 8.38 {lHBF} - Prince Harry dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 8.43 {lHBF} - What a tackle by Cager Macleod.
1 : 8.47 {lHFF} - COHL picks it up on the bounce.
1 : 8.51 {lHFF} - Boot to ball from COHL under pressure.
1 : 8.53 {lHFF} - And the ball bounces through - unbelievable.
Gold City Royals : 4.1.25
The Monarch : 2.0.12
1 : 8.57 {C} - Superb ruckwork from Snappy!.
1 : 9.05 {rW} - fumbler threads his way through traffic.
1 : 9.09 {rW} - At least fifty-five metres out.
1 : 9.11 {rW} - Just shaves the post - one behind to fumbler.
Gold City Royals : 4.2.26
The Monarch : 2.0.12
1 : 9.2 {FB} - The ball is now with Camilla Parker Bowles.
1 : 9.23 {FB} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 9.26 {FB} - Gets a handpass away to William the Bastard.
1 : 9.3 {FB} - William the Bastard bounces the ball.
1 : 9.34 {rHBF} - A kick in the general direction of Marie Antoinette.
1 : 9.38 {rHBF} - COHL takes one of the best marks you'll ever see.
1 : 9.4 {lHFF} - COHL signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 9.45 {rHFF} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 9.49 {rHFF} - Cager Macleod can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
1 : 9.53 {CHB} - Nobody's checking Prince Phillip.
1 : 9.55 {CHB} - He handpasses to Sir Walter Raleigh.
1 : 9.59 {lHBF} - He transfers play using Prince Harry.
1 : 10.03 {lHBF} - Prince Harry takes an impressive grab.
1 : 10.07 {lHBF} - Prince Harry takes off.
1 : 10.09 {lHBF} - Prince Harry is crunched in a tackle.
1 : 10.13 {rHFF} - So Cager Macleod ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 10.18 {rHFF} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 10.22 {CHF} - Dannnnnnnnnn screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 10.25 {CHF} - Over the head of Dannnnnnnnnn.
1 : 10.28 {CHB} - Prince Phillip has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 10.32 {CHB} - Prince Phillip has a bounce.
1 : 10.36 {C} - He takes another.
1 : 10.4 {C} - That looks pretty close ....
1 : 10.42 {C} - And Prince Phillip scores one behind.
Gold City Royals : 4.2.26
The Monarch : 2.1.13
1 : 10.51 {FB} - NM Design looks downfield.
1 : 10.55 {FB} - Huge handpass to Easty. As good as a kick.
1 : 10.56 {FB} - How did he get rid of it? Throw says the umpire.
1 : 11.01 {rFP} - The ball is now with Willow the Corgi.
1 : 11.05 {rFP} - Willow the Corgi screws it round his body.
1 : 11.08 {rFP} - And that just grazes the post.
Gold City Royals : 4.2.26
The Monarch : 2.2.14
1 : 11.15 {FB} - Easty with the ball now.
1 : 11.19 {FB} - Easty nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 11.23 {lHBF} - He gets boot to ball immediately.
1 : 11.25 {lHBF} - The Old Dark Navy's juggles the ball but secures the mark.
1 : 11.3 {lHBF} - The Old Dark Navy's looking for a lead.
1 : 11.34 {lHBF} - The Old Dark Navy's tries to 'find touch' ... but fails! Out on the full.
1 : 11.38 {CHF} - King George VI looks downfield.
1 : 11.41 {CHF} - King George VI takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 11.44 {FF} - King George VI has another.
1 : 11.48 {FF} - He has a shot from nowhere.
1 : 11.52 {FF} - That's number 1 for King George VI.
Gold City Royals : 4.2.26
The Monarch : 3.2.20
 
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1 : 11.56 {C} - Neither ruckman can take advantage of the bounce.
1 : 12.03 {rW} - Running with the ball is akkaps.
1 : 12.07 {C} - He involves Aenimence in the play.
1 : 12.1 {rHFF} - He kicks long and low.
1 : 12.13 {rHFF} - But he picks out the opposition.
1 : 12.17 {lHBF} - Prince Harry breaks free and has found some space.
1 : 12.21 {lHBF} - Great tackle by Cager Macleod.
1 : 12.25 {CHF} - Dannnnnnnnnn tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
1 : 12.27 {CHF} - Crackerjack bump by Prince Phillip on Dannnnnnnnnn.
1 : 12.31 {lHBF} - Prince Harry sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
1 : 12.36 {lHBF} - Not sure what that was for but Prince Harry will have to give up the ball.
1 : 12.4 {rHFF} - Now Cager Macleod has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 12.41 {FF} - His kick is hurried.
1 : 12.46 {FF} - The Reaper slips at the crucial moment and its marked by William the Bastard.
1 : 12.5 {FB} - William the Bastard signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 12.54 - <<< NTRabbit is coming on to replace The Old Dark Navy's >>>
1 : 13 {FB} - William the Bastard has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 13.04 {lHBF} - He spots an option and kicks to Prince Harry.
1 : 13.08 {lHBF} - Terrible kick falls into the hands of Cager Macleod.
1 : 13.13 {rHFF} - Cager Macleod looking for a lead.
1 : 13.15 {rHFF} - Draws a man and then with hands to fumbler.
1 : 13.19 {rHFF} - fumbler backs himself for a shot on goal.
1 : 13.23 {rHFF} - Goal number 2 to fumbler.
Gold City Royals : 5.2.32
The Monarch : 3.2.20
1 : 13.27 {C} - Princess Diana taps it down.
1 : 13.33 {C} - Aenimence threads his way through traffic.
1 : 13.37 {rW} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 13.41 {lHFF} - Kicks with his non-preferred side.
1 : 13.43 {lHFF} - Running back with the flight of the ball is COHL! Brave mark.
1 : 13.48 {lHFF} - COHL sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 13.52 {lHFF} - COHL sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 13.56 {rHFF} - A poor handpass but Cager Macleod is up to the challenge.
1 : 13.58 {rHFF} - In danger.
1 : 14.02 {lHBF} - With the ball is Prince Harry.
1 : 14.06 - <<< Deddy is coming on to replace Constinstar >>>
1 : 14.15 {lHBF} - Prince Harry slowing down the play.
1 : 14.16 {rW} - Kicks in the direction of Unborn Middleton child.
1 : 14.21 {rW} - Unborn Middleton child with a one-hander.
1 : 14.25 {rW} - Nobody's checking Unborn Middleton child.
1 : 14.29 {lHFF} - That kick makes it hard for Duchess of Kent.
1 : 14.31 {lHFF} - Too strong Duchess of Kent.
1 : 14.35 {lHFF} - Nobody's checking Duchess of Kent.
1 : 14.39 {FF} - He just bombs away in the direction of Crown Princess Mary and Easty.
1 : 14.43 {FF} - Too long for Crown Princess Mary and Easty marks.
1 : 14.45 {lBP} - Deddy wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 14.49 {CHB} - A spearing pass towards Stratton_Gun.
1 : 14.53 {CHB} - Stratton_Gun takes that parallel to the ground..
1 : 14.58 {CHB} - Stratton_Gun looks downfield.
1 : 15 {CHB} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 15.04 {CHB} - What a tackle.
1 : 15.08 {rHFF} - Prince Michael has possession.
1 : 15.12 {FF} - Gets onto his preferred foot and boots it long.
1 : 15.14 {FF} - Easty plants a foot on Crown Princess Mary's neck and takes a screamer.
1 : 15.18 {FB} - Easty takes off.
1 : 15.22 {FB} - Easty takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 15.26 {CHB} - He takes another.
1 : 15.31 {rHBF} - He kicks sideways towards SC_GC.
1 : 15.33 {rHBF} - Duchess of Kent will take this. No - he's dropped it.
1 : 15.37 {lHFF} - Duchess of Kent wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 15.41 {FF} - His kick is towards Crown Princess Mary.
1 : 15.45 {FF} - Crown Princess Mary and Easty both holding each other. No mark.
1 : 15.47 {FF} - Crown Princess Mary with all the time in the world.
1 : 15.51 {FF} - He has a shot from nowhere.
1 : 15.55 {FF} - They'll be talking about that goal tonight.
Gold City Royals : 5.2.32
The Monarch : 4.2.26
1 : 16 {C} - Big tap from Snappy!.
1 : 16.06 {C} - Aenimence with a moment to look downfield.
1 : 16.1 {lW} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 16.14 {lW} - Unborn Middleton child will take this. No - he's dropped it.
1 : 16.16 {lW} - Igloo breaks free and has found some space.
1 : 16.2 - <<< Prince Richard is coming on to replace Prince Phillip >>>
1 : 16.28 {lW} - Igloo sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 16.3 {lW} - Great bump by Unborn Middleton child. Igloo has not moved.
1 : 16.34 {lW} - Pippa Middleton through heavy traffic.
1 : 16.38 {lW} - A positional change now.
1 : 16.43 - <<< Princess Diana is trading places with Prince Charles >>>
1 : 16.49 {lW} - Pippa Middleton threads his way through traffic.
1 : 16.53 {C} - A lookaway handpass to King Henry VIII.
1 : 16.57 {CHF} - An underground handpass to Sir Walter Raleigh.
1 : 17.01 {FF} - With his laser-like left foot.
1 : 17.03 {FF} - Crown Princess Mary slips at the crucial moment and its marked by Easty.
1 : 17.07 {FB} - Easty with all the time in the world.
1 : 17.12 {rHBF} - A kick in the general direction of SC_GC.
1 : 17.16 {rHBF} - Poor option and Duchess of Kent makes him pay by chipping in for the mark.
1 : 17.17 {lHFF} - Duchess of Kent with some space now.
1 : 17.22 {CHF} - He handpasses to King George VI.
1 : 17.26 {CHF} - A quick handpass to Princess Madeleine.
1 : 17.3 {CHF} - That couldn't be a goal ... surely?.
1 : 17.32 {CHF} - Put down your glasses - its a major.
Gold City Royals : 5.2.32
The Monarch : 5.2.32
1 : 17.36 {C} - The ruck contest is won by Snappy!.
1 : 17.45 {lW} - Snappy! assessing what lies ahead of him.
1 : 17.46 {lW} - Crunching tackle by Princess Madeleine.
1 : 17.51 {rW} - Unborn Middleton child looks downfield.
1 : 17.55 {rW} - Unborn Middleton child has a bounce.
1 : 17.59 {rW} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 18.03 {rW} - Unborn Middleton child on the end of this.
1 : 18.05 {rW} - Igloo monsters Unborn Middleton child.
1 : 18.09 {C} - Aenimence slowing down the play.
1 : 18.13 {C} - A slick handpass goes to fumbler.
1 : 18.17 {C} - fumbler is tackled beautifully by Prince Charles.
1 : 18.19 {C} - King Henry VIII picks it up on the bounce.
1 : 18.23 {C} - King Henry VIII takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 18.28 {rHFF} - He tries to find Prince Michael with a chip pass.
1 : 18.32 {rHFF} - NTRabbit gets a timely fist to the ball.
1 : 18.34 {rHFF} - Prince Michael takes off.
1 : 18.38 {rHFF} - Prince Michael blazes away at goal.
1 : 18.42 {rHFF} - Prince Michael wants a goal! Or maybe a behind. Great behind!.
Gold City Royals : 5.2.32
The Monarch : 5.3.33
1 : 18.48 {FB} - The ball is now with Easty.
1 : 18.52 {FB} - Easty nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 18.57 {CHB} - He's still going.
1 : 19.01 {CHB} - He has another one.
1 : 19.02 {rW} - That kick is a real floater.
1 : 19.07 {rW} - akkaps takes the mark one-handed.
1 : 19.11 {rW} - With the ball is akkaps.
1 : 19.15 {rW} - Smashed by Pippa Middleton.
1 : 19.17 {lW} - Pippa Middleton hits the ground running.
1 : 19.21 {lW} - The coach is on the blower....
1 : 19.25 - <<< Marie Antoinette is trading places with Camilla Parker Bowles >>>
1 : 19.34 {lW} - With the ball is Pippa Middleton.
1 : 19.36 {lHFF} - Finds Princess Madeleine with a handball.
1 : 19.4 {FF} - Gets onto his preferred foot and boots it long.
1 : 19.44 {FF} - Crown Princess Mary gets too far under the ball.
1 : 19.48 {FB} - The ball is now with Easty.
1 : 19.5 {FB} - Easty has time to take a bounce.
1 : 19.54 {FB} - Easty is chased down by Crown Princess Mary - great effort!.
1 : 19.58 {FF} - Crown Princess Mary looks downfield.
1 : 20.02 {FF} - This should be a goal to Crown Princess Mary.
1 : 20.04 {FF} - Crown Princess Mary says 'Goals are fun and I'm having one'.
Gold City Royals : 5.2.32
The Monarch : 6.3.39
1 : 20.08 {C} - Two-handed smash out of the ruck by Snappy!.
1 : 20.17 {rW} - Sir Walter Raleigh does some crumbing and is away.
1 : 20.19 {lHFF} - He gets his kick away.
1 : 20.23 {lHFF} - Duchess of Kent takes the mark on the second attempt.
1 : 20.27 {lHFF} - The ball is now with Duchess of Kent.
1 : 20.31 {lHFF} - A slick handpass goes to Princess Madeleine.
1 : 20.33 {lHFF} - Princess Madeleine has a bounce.
1 : 20.37 {lFP} - Another bounce taken by Princess Madeleine.
1 : 20.42 {lFP} - Another bounce taken by Princess Madeleine.
1 : 20.46 {lFP} - Queen Elizabeth II goes for goal.
1 : 20.5 {lFP} - Put down your glasses - its a major.
Gold City Royals : 5.2.32
The Monarch : 7.3.45
1 : 20.52 {C} - The ball is bounced and Snappy! gets the tap.
1 : 21 {rW} - akkaps has a paddock.
1 : 21.04 {rW} - He has a bounce.
1 : 21.06 {C} - He gets a handpass to Aenimence.
1 : 21.1 {rHFF} - The kick seeks out Cager Macleod.
1 : 21.15 {rHFF} - But he picks out Prince Harry.
1 : 21.19 {lHBF} - Prince Harry fighting to get a clear kick.
1 : 21.21 {lHBF} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 21.25 {lW} - Prince Harry is still looking for options and takes another.
1 : 21.29 {lW} - Pippa Middleton didn't see that tackle coming from akkaps.
1 : 21.33 {rW} - akkaps hits the ground running.
1 : 21.35 {CHF} - He sends the ball to Dannnnnnnnnn.
1 : 21.39 {CHF} - Over the head of Dannnnnnnnnn.
1 : 21.43 {rHBF} - Nobody's checking Camilla Parker Bowles.
1 : 21.47 {rHBF} - A poor handpass but Sir Walter Raleigh is up to the challenge.
1 : 21.5 {lW} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
1 : 21.53 {lW} - akkaps claims the mark but its play on.
1 : 21.58 {rW} - The ball is now with akkaps.
1 : 22.02 {rW} - akkaps fifty-five out - backs himself.
1 : 22.06 {rW} - Goal number 1 to akkaps.
Gold City Royals : 6.2.38
The Monarch : 7.3.45
1 : 22.08 {C} - Snappy! waits and wins the hitout.
1 : 22.16 {rW} - Unborn Middleton child scoops up the ball.
1 : 22.21 {rW} - Unborn Middleton child dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 22.23 {rW} - Unborn Middleton child sees an open goal.
1 : 22.27 {rW} - A wayward kick from Unborn Middleton child. A minor score.
Gold City Royals : 6.2.38
The Monarch : 7.4.46
1 : 22.35 {FB} - NM Design with the ball now.
1 : 22.37 {FB} - Crunching tackle by Queen Elizabeth II.
1 : 22.41 {FF} - Running with the ball is Crown Princess Mary.
1 : 22.45 {FF} - He has a bounce.
1 : 22.49 {FF} - Crown Princess Mary ignores a lead to have a shot.
1 : 22.52 {FF} - Crown Princess Mary's kick slams into the right goal post.
Gold City Royals : 6.2.38
The Monarch : 7.5.47
1 : 23 {FB} - NM Design has it.
1 : 23.04 {FB} - Where did Queen Elizabeth II come from? Great tackle.
1 : 23.06 {FF} - Crown Princess Mary looks downfield.
1 : 23.1 - <<< Jamyl Sarum is coming on to replace Prince Michael >>>
1 : 23.18 {FF} - So Crown Princess Mary ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 23.21 {FF} - A chance now for Crown Princess Mary who kicks at goal.
1 : 23.25 {FF} - Crown Princess Mary gets the six points.
Gold City Royals : 6.2.38
The Monarch : 8.5.53
1 : 23.28 {C} - Snappy! too strong at the bounce.
1 : 23.37 {lW} - Pippa Middleton with a moment to look downfield.
1 : 23.38 {lHBF} - Handpass to space. Prince Harry runs onto it.
1 : 23.43 {lHBF} - Prince Harry nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 23.47 {rHBF} - An underground handpass to Camilla Parker Bowles.
1 : 23.51 {rHBF} - OOOOOOOooohh... COHL has poleaxed Camilla Parker Bowles.
1 : 23.53 {CHF} - Not enough pressure on Dannnnnnnnnn.
1 : 23.57 {CHF} - He involves KeilorUnder9's in the play.
1 : 24.01 {lFP} - His kick is hurried.
1 : 24.06 {lFP} - The ball drops short of Geoffa32.
1 : 24.08 {lFP} - Geoffa32 takes off.
1 : 24.12 {lFP} - This will be a goal to Geoffa32.
1 : 24.16 {lFP} - Runs in - oh he should have steadied there.
Gold City Royals : 6.3.39
The Monarch : 8.5.53
1 : 24.22 {FB} - William the Bastard slowing down the play.
1 : 24.27 {FB} - William the Bastard sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 24.3 {rHBF} - He kicks towards Camilla Parker Bowles and COHL.
1 : 24.34 {rHBF} - Camilla Parker Bowles can't mark. COHL can.
1 : 24.38 {CHF} - The ball is now with Dannnnnnnnnn.
1 : 24.4 {CHF} - Huge bump by Prince Richard on Dannnnnnnnnn.
1 : 24.45 {CHB} - Prince Richard with a moment to look downfield.
1 : 24.49 {rW} - A bit of a miskick.
1 : 24.53 {rW} - Good grab Unborn Middleton child.
1 : 24.55 {rW} - Unborn Middleton child has possession.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 1
Gold City Royals : 6.3.39
The Monarch : 8.5.53
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2 : 25 {C} - Princess Madeleine is outbodied in the ruck contest.
2 : .07 {lW} - Igloo with some space now.
2 : .1 {lW} - Long handpass to the running Snappy!.
2 : .13 {rHFF} - A flat punt.
2 : .18 {rHFF} - The umpire calls play on.
2 : .22 {rHFF} - Cager Macleod wants to get on with proceedings.
2 : .24 {lHFF} - Huge handpass to COHL. As good as a kick.
2 : .28 {FF} - The Reaper makes an offer.
2 : .32 {FF} - He can't hold it.
2 : .36 {rBP} - A bit of space for Marie Antoinette to utilise.
2 : .38 {rBP} - Geoffa32 drags Marie Antoinette down beautifully.
2 : .43 {lFP} - Geoffa32 scoops up the ball.
2 : .46 {lFP} - Sets sail for home..
2 : .51 {lFP} - I hesitate to say that Geoffa32 has the yips but that was a shocking effort.
Gold City Royals : 6.4.40
The Monarch : 8.5.53
2 : .57 {FB} - Marie Antoinette takes off.
2 : 1.01 {lHBF} - A bit of a miskick.
2 : 1.05 {lHBF} - Cager Macleod drops an absolute sitter.
2 : 1.09 {rHFF} - Cager Macleod wants to get on with proceedings.
2 : 1.12 {CHF} - A poor handpass but Dannnnnnnnnn is up to the challenge.
2 : 1.15 {CHF} - Huge handpass to Snappy!. As good as a kick.
2 : 1.19 {lHFF} - He tries to find COHL with a chip pass.
2 : 1.23 {lHFF} - Over the head of COHL.
2 : 1.26 {rHBF} - Camilla Parker Bowles slowing down the play.
2 : 1.3 {lHBF} - Handpasses to Prince Harry.
2 : 1.34 {lHBF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
2 : 1.38 {lW} - Prince Harry touches the ball to the ground.
2 : 1.4 {lW} - A poor handpass but Pippa Middleton is up to the challenge.
2 : 1.45 {lW} - Finds Prince Charles with a handball.
2 : 1.48 {lW} - Sir Walter Raleigh runs past and takes the handpass.
2 : 1.52 {lW} - Princess Madeleine runs past and takes the handpass.
2 : 1.55 {C} - Kick goes sideways.
2 : 1.59 {C} - But straight to Aenimence.
2 : 2.03 {C} - Aenimence has it. What can he do with it?.
2 : 2.07 {C} - Aenimence blazes away at goal.
2 : 2.09 {C} - He's kicked a sausage roll.
Gold City Royals : 7.4.46
The Monarch : 8.5.53
2 : 2.13 {C} - Prince Charles wins the tap decisively.
2 : 2.21 {lW} - Pippa Middleton with all the time in the world.
2 : 2.25 {rW} - He elects to use Unborn Middleton child and kicks in that direction.
2 : 2.28 {rW} - Unborn Middleton child slips at the crucial moment and its marked by Igloo.
2 : 2.32 {C} - Aenimence slowing down the play.
2 : 2.35 {lHFF} - A slick handpass goes to COHL.
2 : 2.4 {lHFF} - That looks pretty close ....
2 : 2.42 {lHFF} - He's kicked a sausage roll.
Gold City Royals : 8.4.52
The Monarch : 8.5.53
2 : 2.46 {C} - Snappy! taps it down.
2 : 2.54 {lW} - Now Snappy! has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 2.57 {rW} - A wild handball - but luckily akkaps was well placed to clean up.
2 : 3.01 {CHF} - A worm burner to Dannnnnnnnnn.
2 : 3.05 {CHF} - Dannnnnnnnnn appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
2 : 3.09 {CHF} - Dannnnnnnnnn scoops up the ball.
2 : 3.11 {CHF} - Dannnnnnnnnn kicks to gain distance but the umpire calls deliberate.
2 : 3.15 {CHB} - Prince Richard has possession.
2 : 3.19 {CHB} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
2 : 3.23 {rW} - Unborn Middleton child presents on a long lead.
2 : 3.27 {rW} - Too long for Unborn Middleton child and Igloo marks.
2 : 3.3 {lW} - Igloo has it.
2 : 3.34 {lHFF} - Flicks it to Snappy!.
2 : 3.38 {lW} - Hands it off to fumbler.
2 : 3.42 {lHBF} - He gets a handpass to Snappy!.
2 : 3.44 {lHBF} - He has time to take a bounce.
2 : 3.48 {C} - That's a real up and under.
2 : 3.52 {C} - Aenimence is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
2 : 3.56 {C} - Aenimence has a paddock.
2 : 3.58 {C} - King Henry VIII applies the tackle.
2 : 4.03 {C} - The ball is now with King Henry VIII.
2 : 4.07 {lW} - He transfers play using Pippa Middleton.
2 : 4.1 {lW} - akkaps claims the mark but its play on.
2 : 4.13 {rW} - akkaps picks it up on the bounce.
2 : 4.17 {rW} - Long handpass to the running fumbler.
2 : 4.21 {rW} - Someone call an ambulance for fumbler. Prince Charles lined him up and did the job well.
2 : 4.25 {lW} - Running with the ball is Pippa Middleton.
2 : 4.27 {lW} - Handballs over the top to Sir Walter Raleigh.
2 : 4.31 {rHFF} - Long raking kick in the direction of Jamyl Sarum.
2 : 4.35 {rHFF} - At the back is Jamyl Sarum who will take the mark.
2 : 4.4 {rHFF} - Jamyl Sarum has it.
2 : 4.41 {rHFF} - Jamyl Sarum has a bounce.
2 : 4.46 {rFP} - Another bounce taken by Jamyl Sarum.
2 : 4.5 {rFP} - Jamyl Sarum from point blank range.
2 : 4.54 {rFP} - Haha Jamyl Sarum completely shanked it. Lucky to be a behind.
Gold City Royals : 8.4.52
The Monarch : 8.6.54
2 : 5 {FB} - Easty signals for his teammates to present.
2 : 5.04 {FB} - No-look handpass to KeilorUnder9's.
2 : 5.09 {lHBF} - That kick is a real floater.
2 : 5.12 {lHBF} - NTRabbit is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
2 : 5.15 {rHFF} - Nobody's checking Jamyl Sarum.
2 : 5.19 {rHFF} - Jamyl Sarum isn't just seeing stars after that clash with NTRabbit. He could map the Milky Way.
2 : 5.23 {lHBF} - NTRabbit is now off and running.
2 : 5.26 {lHBF} - NTRabbit takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
2 : 5.29 {C} - Aenimence trying to offer a lead.
2 : 5.33 {C} - Aenimence and King Henry VIII both holding each other. No mark.
2 : 5.37 {C} - King Henry VIII looks downfield.
2 : 5.41 {lW} - He tries to find Pippa Middleton with a chip pass.
2 : 5.43 {lW} - akkaps claims the mark but its play on.
2 : 5.48 {lW} - Pippa Middleton wants to get on with proceedings.
2 : 5.52 {C} - King Henry VIII screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
2 : 5.55 {C} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
2 : 5.58 {C} - King Henry VIII hits the ground running.
2 : 6.02 - <<< Prince Phillip is coming on to replace Prince Richard >>>
2 : 6.1 {C} - The ball is now with King Henry VIII.
2 : 6.15 {C} - A slick handpass goes to Prince Charles.
2 : 6.16 {C} - Prince Charles didn't see that tackle coming from fumbler.
2 : 6.2 {C} - Aenimence with all the time in the world.
2 : 6.25 {C} - He has a bounce.
2 : 6.28 {rW} - He elects to use akkaps and kicks in that direction.
2 : 6.31 {rW} - akkaps takes the mark on the second attempt.
2 : 6.35 {rW} - akkaps has possession.
2 : 6.39 {lHFF} - A wild handball - but luckily COHL was well placed to clean up.
2 : 6.43 {lW} - He involves Snappy! in the play.
2 : 6.45 {C} - He tries to find Aenimence with a chip pass.
2 : 6.49 {C} - King Henry VIII did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
2 : 6.54 {C} - Aenimence is now off and running.
2 : 6.58 {CHB} - A quick handpass to Stratton_Gun.
2 : 7 {rW} - He chooses the sensible option - to kick it long.
2 : 7.04 {rW} - akkaps outbodies Pippa Middleton and takes the mark.
2 : 7.08 {rW} - The ball is now with akkaps.
2 : 7.12 {lW} - A poor handpass but Igloo is up to the challenge.
2 : 7.14 {lW} - Unborn Middleton child gets enough of a grip to dislodge the ball.
2 : 7.18 {lW} - Nobody's checking Pippa Middleton.
2 : 7.22 {lW} - akkaps rips the ball off Pippa Middleton.
2 : 7.26 {C} - Aenimence looking for a lead.
2 : 7.3 {C} - Almost a throw to Snappy!.
2 : 7.33 {C} - Gets a handpass away to Aenimence.
2 : 7.37 {C} - Brought down by King Henry VIII.
2 : 7.41 {C} - The ball is now with King Henry VIII.
2 : 7.45 {C} - Quick hands to Sir Walter Raleigh.
2 : 7.47 {rHFF} - Searching pass in the direction of Jamyl Sarum.
2 : 7.51 {rHFF} - Shocking kick and NTRabbit will take the mark.
2 : 7.55 {CHB} - Stratton_Gun has it. What can he do with it?.
2 : 8 {lW} - He kicks long and low.
2 : 8.01 {lW} - Unborn Middleton child will take this. No - he's dropped it.
2 : 8.06 {C} - King Henry VIII looks downfield.
2 : 8.1 {C} - A lookaway handpass to Sir Walter Raleigh.
2 : 8.14 {CHF} - No-look handpass to Princess Madeleine.
2 : 8.16 {lHFF} - Duchess of Kent receives his handpass.
2 : 8.2 {lHFF} - Duchess of Kent dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
2 : 8.24 {FF} - He just bombs away in the direction of Crown Princess Mary and Easty.
2 : 8.28 {FF} - Crown Princess Mary has surprised even himself by taking the mark.
2 : 8.3 {FF} - Crown Princess Mary to send the ball forward.
2 : 8.34 {FF} - Chance for a goal here for Crown Princess Mary.
2 : 8.38 {FF} - Top goal.
Gold City Royals : 8.4.52
The Monarch : 9.6.60
2 : 8.43 {C} - That really should have been thrown up rather than bounced.
2 : 8.49 {C} - Aenimence with a little space.
2 : 8.53 {CHF} - Almost a throw to fumbler.
2 : 8.57 {CHF} - He has time to take a bounce.
2 : 9.01 {rHFF} - A slick handpass goes to Cager Macleod.
2 : 9.03 {rHFF} - Hands it off to fumbler.
2 : 9.07 {rHFF} - Snappy! receives his handpass.
2 : 9.11 {lFP} - He kicks towards Geoffa32 and Marie Antoinette.
2 : 9.16 {lFP} - But in the way is Marie Antoinette.
2 : 9.18 {rBP} - With the ball is Marie Antoinette.
2 : 9.22 {rBP} - Handpasses to Sir Walter Raleigh.
2 : 9.26 {lBP} - An underground handpass to Princess Diana.
2 : 9.3 {lBP} - Princess Diana takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
2 : 9.32 {lHBF} - He has another one.
2 : 9.36 {rW} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
2 : 9.4 {rW} - Unborn Middleton child takes the mark one-handed.
2 : 9.45 {rW} - Unborn Middleton child sizes the options in front of him.
2 : 9.46 {rW} - Unborn Middleton child nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
2 : 9.51 {lW} - Handpass over the shoulder to Pippa Middleton.
2 : 9.55 {lW} - Pippa Middleton loves a shot at goal.
2 : 9.59 {lW} - Bending baaaaaaaaaaaaack... GOAL. Pippa Middleton's kicked 1.
Gold City Royals : 8.4.52
The Monarch : 10.6.66
2 : 10.03 {C} - Easy tapout for Snappy!.
2 : 10.09 {C} - Aenimence breaks free and has found some space.
2 : 10.13 {rW} - akkaps on the end of this.
2 : 10.18 {rW} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
2 : 10.19 {lHFF} - A kick towards COHL territory.
2 : 10.23 {lHFF} - COHL appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
2 : 10.28 {rHBF} - Taking the ball is Camilla Parker Bowles.
2 : 10.32 {CHB} - A lookaway handpass to Prince Phillip.
2 : 10.34 {CHB} - Gives the ball to Prince Charles.
2 : 10.38 {rHBF} - Handpasses to Camilla Parker Bowles.
2 : 10.42 {lW} - A hospital kick.
2 : 10.46 {lW} - Over the head of Pippa Middleton.
2 : 10.48 {rW} - akkaps has a paddock.
2 : 10.52 {rW} - There's a player looking wobbly in the hands of the trainers.
2 : 10.56 - <<< Geoffa32 is trading places with Deddy >>>
2 : 11.03 {rW} - The bounce favours akkaps and he is off and running.
2 : 11.07 {CHF} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to Dannnnnnnnnn.
2 : 11.11 {CHF} - Dannnnnnnnnn can't take it.
2 : 11.15 {CHF} - Dannnnnnnnnn hits the ground running.
2 : 11.19 {CHF} - Dannnnnnnnnn has a bounce.
2 : 11.21 {lHFF} - A short kick to COHL.
2 : 11.25 {lHFF} - COHL spills the mark.
2 : 11.3 {rHBF} - Camilla Parker Bowles through heavy traffic.
2 : 11.34 {lW} - Thumps the ball forward.
2 : 11.36 {lW} - Too long for Pippa Middleton and akkaps marks.
2 : 11.4 {rW} - akkaps slowing down the play.
2 : 11.44 {lW} - He kicks sideways towards Igloo.
2 : 11.48 {lW} - Unborn Middleton child plants a foot on Igloo's neck and takes a screamer.
2 : 11.5 {rW} - Unborn Middleton child is now off and running.
2 : 11.54 {CHF} - A wobbly old kick.
2 : 11.58 {CHF} - Stratton_Gun was hanging around the back of the pack but the ball fell into his lap.
2 : 12.03 {CHB} - Stratton_Gun dances around King George VI.
2 : 12.04 {CHB} - Handpasses to fumbler.
2 : 12.08 {CHB} - fumbler has time to take a bounce.
2 : 12.13 {C} - fumbler has another.
2 : 12.17 {C} - That looks pretty close ....
2 : 12.19 {C} - He has missed.
Gold City Royals : 8.5.53
The Monarch : 10.6.66
 
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2 : 12.27 {FB} - The ball is now with Princess Diana.
2 : 12.31 {FB} - Handballs to Princess Madeleine.
2 : 12.33 {rHBF} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
2 : 12.37 {rHBF} - Camilla Parker Bowles sits on the head of COHL! Great mark.
2 : 12.41 {rHBF} - With the ball is Camilla Parker Bowles.
2 : 12.46 {rHBF} - Princess Madeleine receives his handpass.
2 : 12.5 {lW} - Sees Pippa Middleton ahead and sends it his way.
2 : 12.52 {lW} - Pippa Middleton can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
2 : 12.56 {lW} - Pippa Middleton hits the ground running.
2 : 13 {C} - Handpasses to King Henry VIII.
2 : 13.04 {CHB} - A lookaway handpass to Sir Walter Raleigh.
2 : 13.06 {CHB} - Off the side of the boot - and out on the full.
2 : 13.1 {CHF} - Now Dannnnnnnnnn has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 13.15 {CHF} - Long handpass to the running KeilorUnder9's.
2 : 13.19 {CHF} - KeilorUnder9's has wild shot at goal.
2 : 13.21 {CHF} - KeilorUnder9's gives some to the crowd after that goal.
Gold City Royals : 9.5.59
The Monarch : 10.6.66
2 : 13.25 {C} - No clear advantage to either side.
2 : 13.33 {rW} - With the ball is Unborn Middleton child.
2 : 13.35 {C} - Sees King Henry VIII out of the corner of his eye.
2 : 13.39 {C} - Atrocious kick. Not even kilometre perfect.
2 : 13.43 {C} - Aenimence turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
2 : 13.48 {C} - He involves Snappy! in the play.
2 : 13.52 {lW} - Huge handpass to Igloo. As good as a kick.
2 : 13.53 {lW} - He involves Snappy! in the play.
2 : 13.58 {C} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
2 : 14.02 {C} - Goes the torp..
2 : 14.06 {C} - I hesitate to say that Aenimence has the yips but that was a shocking effort.
Gold City Royals : 9.6.60
The Monarch : 10.6.66
2 : 14.12 {FB} - William the Bastard takes off.
2 : 14.16 {FB} - Quick hands to Princess Madeleine under pressure.
2 : 14.21 {FB} - Almost a throw to Sir Walter Raleigh.
2 : 14.22 {FB} - He has time to take a bounce.
2 : 14.26 {lBP} - A wild kick laterally towards Princess Diana.
2 : 14.31 {lBP} - Tommycash claims the mark but its play on.
2 : 14.35 {lBP} - Princess Diana with a moment to look downfield.
2 : 14.37 {rBP} - He elects to use Marie Antoinette and kicks in that direction.
2 : 14.41 {rBP} - Marie Antoinette is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
2 : 14.45 {rBP} - With the ball is Marie Antoinette.
2 : 14.49 {rBP} - Marie Antoinette nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
2 : 14.51 {lBP} - Princess Diana runs past and takes the handpass.
2 : 14.55 {lBP} - That's deliberate out of bounds.
2 : 15 {lFP} - Deddy takes off.
2 : 15.04 {lFP} - Fires out the handpass to Snappy!.
2 : 15.06 {lFP} - Snappy! sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
2 : 15.1 {lFP} - Snappy!'s eyes light up - he fires at goal.
2 : 15.14 {lFP} - Off hands and through for one behind.
Gold City Royals : 9.7.61
The Monarch : 10.6.66
2 : 15.22 {FB} - Marie Antoinette looks downfield.
2 : 15.24 {rBP} - Flicks it to Princess Madeleine.
2 : 15.28 {rBP} - Princess Madeleine takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
2 : 15.33 {FB} - Handballs to William the Bastard.
2 : 15.37 {rHBF} - He kicks towards Camilla Parker Bowles and COHL.
2 : 15.38 {rHBF} - Camilla Parker Bowles pushes off and take a gutsy diving mark.
2 : 15.43 {rHBF} - Camilla Parker Bowles has it.
2 : 15.47 {lHBF} - Prince Harry on the end of this.
2 : 15.51 {rHBF} - A wild handball - but luckily Camilla Parker Bowles was well placed to clean up.
2 : 15.53 {rHBF} - Camilla Parker Bowles has time to take a bounce.
2 : 15.57 {lW} - Kicks to a contest - Pippa Middleton looks to get to thre front.
2 : 16.01 {lW} - Pippa Middleton misjudges it and it's an easy mark to akkaps.
2 : 16.06 {C} - Aenimence slowing down the play.
2 : 16.08 - <<< Constinstar is coming on to replace Geoffa32 >>>
2 : 16.16 {C} - Aenimence signals for his teammates to present.
2 : 16.2 {lW} - A slick handpass goes to Igloo.
2 : 16.22 {rHFF} - A short kick to Cager Macleod.
2 : 16.26 {rHFF} - Ohhh. Cager Macleod runs back with the flight of the ball and nearly gets cleaned up.
2 : 16.3 {rHFF} - With the ball is Cager Macleod.
2 : 16.34 {rHFF} - Open goal!.
2 : 16.38 {rHFF} - Now which way will it bounce? Ohr its gone the wrong way.
Gold City Royals : 9.8.62
The Monarch : 10.6.66
2 : 16.45 {FB} - William the Bastard takes off.
2 : 16.49 {rHBF} - Handballs over the top to Camilla Parker Bowles.
2 : 16.53 {rHBF} - Fires out the handpass to Sir Walter Raleigh.
2 : 16.55 {lW} - A measured kick in the direction of Pippa Middleton.
2 : 16.59 {lW} - akkaps drops an absolute sitter.
2 : 17.03 {rW} - akkaps looks downfield.
2 : 17.07 {rW} - Almost a throw to fumbler.
2 : 17.1 {rW} - fumbler dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
2 : 17.13 {rW} - In danger.
2 : 17.17 {lW} - Nobody's checking Pippa Middleton.
2 : 17.22 {lW} - Prince Charles runs past and takes the handpass.
2 : 17.23 {rW} - Spears a kick towards Unborn Middleton child.
2 : 17.28 {rW} - Unborn Middleton child is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
2 : 17.32 {lW} - Igloo to send the ball forward.
2 : 17.36 {CHF} - A bit of a miskick.
2 : 17.38 {CHF} - Dannnnnnnnnn sticks out a sticky duke and it sticks.
2 : 17.42 {CHF} - Now Dannnnnnnnnn has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 17.46 {lHFF} - Fires out the handpass to COHL.
2 : 17.51 {CHF} - He kicks sideways towards Dannnnnnnnnn.
2 : 17.55 {CHF} - But he picks out the opposition.
2 : 17.57 {lHBF} - Now Prince Harry has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 18.01 {lHBF} - Prince Harry is crunched in a tackle by Cager Macleod.
2 : 18.05 {rHFF} - Cager Macleod turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
2 : 18.09 {rHFF} - Fires out the handpass to KeilorUnder9's.
2 : 18.12 {FF} - Hoofs it forward..
2 : 18.15 {FF} - William the Bastard takes one of the best marks you'll ever see.
2 : 18.19 {FB} - William the Bastard dances around The Reaper.
2 : 18.23 {FB} - William the Bastard has a bounce.
2 : 18.25 {FB} - William the Bastard can't pull the wool over the umpire's eyes that was deliberate.
2 : 18.3 {FF} - The Reaper with the ball now.
2 : 18.34 {FF} - The Reaper steadies himself and has a shot ....
2 : 18.38 {FF} - Was it touched? Goal umpire says no!.
Gold City Royals : 10.8.68
The Monarch : 10.6.66
2 : 18.4 {C} - Snappy! knocks the ball down.
2 : 18.48 {rW} - akkaps signals for his teammates to present.
2 : 18.52 {rW} - This will bring the house down if it goes through.
2 : 18.55 {rW} - Misses - no wait! Its a goal!.
Gold City Royals : 11.8.74
The Monarch : 10.6.66
2 : 18.58 {C} - Both ruckman miss the ball completely.
2 : 19.07 {C} - Taking the ball is Princess Madeleine.
2 : 19.09 {C} - Sir Walter Raleigh runs past and takes the handpass.
2 : 19.13 {C} - Sir Walter Raleigh gives it straight to KeilorUnder9's.
2 : 19.17 {C} - Aenimence is now off and running.
2 : 19.21 {CHF} - A quick handpass to KeilorUnder9's.
2 : 19.25 {rFP} - That's a real finger-breaker in the direction of Tommycash.
2 : 19.28 {rFP} - No mark taken as Tommycash and Princess Diana wrestle for position.
2 : 19.31 {rBP} - Marie Antoinette hits the ground running.
2 : 19.36 {rBP} - Crackerjack bump by Deddy on Marie Antoinette.
2 : 19.4 {lFP} - Deddy hits the ground running.
2 : 19.42 {lFP} - He goes for goal.
2 : 19.46 {lFP} - It's bending baaaaaaack. What a goal from Deddy.
Gold City Royals : 12.8.80
The Monarch : 10.6.66
2 : 19.5 {C} - Prince Charles wins the tapout.
2 : 19.57 {C} - King Henry VIII with a moment to look downfield.
2 : 20 {rW} - Unborn Middleton child on the end of this.
2 : 20.04 {lW} - That came off the outside of the boot.
2 : 20.08 {lW} - Pippa Middleton is outmarked by akkaps.
2 : 20.13 {C} - Its hard and tough but Aenimence wins possession.
2 : 20.15 {lW} - He kicks sideways towards Igloo.
2 : 20.19 {lW} - The ball spills free.
2 : 20.23 {rW} - Unborn Middleton child looking for a lead.
2 : 20.27 {lHFF} - He just bombs away in the direction of Duchess of Kent and SC_GC.
2 : 20.3 {lHFF} - The umpire calls play on.
2 : 20.33 {CHB} - Stratton_Gun takes them on.
2 : 20.37 {CHB} - Gets a handpass away to Snappy!.
2 : 20.42 {CHB} - That's kicking in danger.
2 : 20.44 {CHF} - King George VI has possession.
2 : 20.48 {rHFF} - That came off the outside of the boot.
2 : 20.52 {rHFF} - Terrible kick falls into the hands of NTRabbit.
2 : 20.56 {rHBF} - SC_GC wants to get on with proceedings.
2 : 20.58 {rHBF} - SC_GC bounces the ball.
2 : 21.02 {lW} - He chooses the sensible option - to kick it long.
2 : 21.06 {lW} - Igloo and Unborn Middleton child both holding each other. No mark.
2 : 21.1 {rW} - Unborn Middleton child has it. What can he do with it?.
2 : 21.13 {lW} - He beckons for a lead.
2 : 21.17 {lW} - akkaps did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
2 : 21.21 {C} - With the ball is Aenimence.
2 : 21.25 {rW} - He beckons for a lead.
2 : 21.27 {rW} - Top mark - not paid.
2 : 21.33 {lW} - Pippa Middleton with the ball now.
2 : 21.35 {rW} - He involves Unborn Middleton child in the play.
2 : 21.39 {rW} - Ooof. Igloo blindsides Unborn Middleton child and I heard that from here.
2 : 21.43 {lW} - Igloo has possession.
2 : 21.46 {lW} - What a tackle by Unborn Middleton child.
2 : 21.5 {C} - With the ball is King Henry VIII.
2 : 21.53 {C} - Passes to Prince Charles by hand.
2 : 21.58 {C} - Crunching tackle by fumbler.
2 : 22 {lW} - The bounce favours Igloo and he is off and running.
2 : 22.04 {rHFF} - Cager Macleod and Prince Harry jostle for position.
2 : 22.08 {rHFF} - Horrific choice of kick and Prince Harry will mark unopposed.
2 : 22.12 {lHBF} - With the ball is Prince Harry.
2 : 22.15 {lHBF} - Cager Macleod applies the tackle on Prince Harry.
2 : 22.19 {rHFF} - Cager Macleod fighting to get a clear kick.
2 : 22.23 {lHFF} - A quick handpass to COHL.
2 : 22.27 {FF} - He sees a lead by The Reaper and kicks in that direction.
2 : 22.29 {FF} - The Reaper stretches and takes the overhead mark.
2 : 22.33 {FF} - Now The Reaper has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 22.37 {FF} - The Reaper has a shot at goal.
2 : 22.41 {FF} - Straight through the centre.
Gold City Royals : 13.8.86
The Monarch : 10.6.66
2 : 22.43 {C} - Snappy! taps it down.
2 : 22.52 {lW} - Snappy! breaks free and has found some space.
2 : 22.55 {lW} - Gets a handpass away to KeilorUnder9's.
2 : 22.58 {rW} - akkaps screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
2 : 23.02 {rW} - Pippa Middleton reads the kick best and marks well in front of akkaps.
2 : 23.06 {lW} - Pippa Middleton has possession.
2 : 23.1 {lHFF} - Quick hands to Prince Charles.
2 : 23.14 {lHFF} - Passes to Sir Walter Raleigh by hand.
2 : 23.16 {FF} - A worm burner to Crown Princess Mary.
2 : 23.21 {FF} - Too long for Crown Princess Mary and Easty marks.
2 : 23.25 {rBP} - NM Design sizes the options in front of him.
2 : 23.28 {CHB} - A kick towards Stratton_Gun territory.
2 : 23.31 {CHB} - King George VI intercepts the kick and marks.
2 : 23.35 {CHF} - King George VI is now off and running.
2 : 23.38 {CHF} - King George VI has time to take a bounce.
2 : 23.43 {CHF} - A poor handpass but Sir Walter Raleigh is up to the challenge.
2 : 23.45 {rHFF} - He kicks sideways towards Jamyl Sarum.
2 : 23.49 {rHFF} - Top mark - not paid.
2 : 23.53 {CHB} - Nobody's checking Stratton_Gun.
2 : 23.57 {rHBF} - Flicks it to SC_GC.
2 : 24 {CHB} - That came off the outside of the boot.
2 : 24.04 {CHB} - But in the way is King George VI.
2 : 24.08 {CHF} - King George VI with a little space.
2 : 24.12 - <<< Prince Richard is coming on to replace Princess Diana >>>
2 : 24.18 {CHF} - King George VI with a moment to look downfield.
2 : 24.22 {rHFF} - He kicks sideways towards Jamyl Sarum.
2 : 24.27 {rHFF} - Nice mark by Jamyl Sarum.
2 : 24.3 {rHFF} - Now Jamyl Sarum has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 24.32 {CHF} - Gets a handpass away to King George VI.
2 : 24.37 {lHFF} - He beckons for a lead.
2 : 24.4 {lHFF} - SC_GC claims the mark but its play on.
2 : 24.45 {lHBF} - NTRabbit to send the ball forward.
2 : 24.47 {rHBF} - He kicks sideways towards SC_GC.
2 : 24.51 {rHBF} - Over the back of the pack comes SC_GC and plucks it out.
2 : 24.55 {rHBF} - The ball is now with SC_GC.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 2
Gold City Royals : 13.8.86
The Monarch : 10.6.66
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3 : 25 {C} - A wild handball - but luckily Snappy! was well placed to clean up.
3 : 25 {C} - Textbook ruckwork from Prince Charles.
3 : .06 {rW} - Unborn Middleton child fighting to get a clear kick.
3 : .1 {rW} - Tries to handball one-handed! And he's been pinged.
3 : .13 {lW} - Igloo has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : .16 {lW} - Hands it off to KeilorUnder9's.
3 : .2 {lW} - KeilorUnder9's dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
3 : .24 {lHFF} - He takes another.
3 : .28 {lHFF} - Flicks it to Snappy!.
3 : .3 {lHFF} - He gets a handpass to KeilorUnder9's.
3 : .34 {lFP} - fumbler on the end of this.
3 : .38 {lFP} - fumbler dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
3 : .43 {lFP} - Not a lot of daylight for fumbler to aim at.
3 : .46 {lFP} - fumbler gets the goal.
Gold City Royals : 14.8.92
The Monarch : 10.6.66
3 : .49 {C} - Neither ruckman can take advantage of the bounce.
3 : .57 {rW} - akkaps takes off.
3 : 1.01 {rW} - Quick hands to fumbler under pressure.
3 : 1.03 {rW} - Flicks it to Snappy!.
3 : 1.07 {lHFF} - Hurried kick towards COHL.
3 : 1.12 {lHFF} - But Camilla Parker Bowles is better positioned and marks safely.
3 : 1.15 {rHBF} - Camilla Parker Bowles fighting to get a clear kick.
3 : 1.17 {lW} - A kick in the general direction of Pippa Middleton.
3 : 1.22 {lW} - akkaps reads the kick best and marks well in front of Pippa Middleton.
3 : 1.26 {rW} - Taking the ball is akkaps.
3 : 1.3 - <<< The Old Dark Navy's is coming on to replace NM Design >>>
3 : 1.36 {rW} - akkaps with all the time in the world.
3 : 1.4 {rW} - Pippa Middleton sews him up!.
3 : 1.45 {lW} - Pippa Middleton with a little space.
3 : 1.46 {lW} - Pippa Middleton ran into akkaps and came off second-best.
3 : 1.51 {rW} - akkaps with the ball now.
3 : 1.55 {lW} - He kicks sideways towards Igloo.
3 : 1.59 {lW} - But in the way is Unborn Middleton child.
3 : 2.03 {rW} - Taking the ball is Unborn Middleton child.
3 : 2.05 {rW} - Flicks it to Princess Madeleine.
3 : 2.09 {lW} - He beckons for a lead.
3 : 2.13 {lW} - No-one can take the mark.
3 : 2.17 {lW} - Pippa Middleton with a little space.
3 : 2.19 {rHFF} - His kick is towards Jamyl Sarum.
3 : 2.24 {rHFF} - Jamyl Sarum sits on the head of NTRabbit! Great mark.
3 : 2.28 {rHFF} - Now Jamyl Sarum has the ball. What can he do with it?.
3 : 2.32 {CHF} - That came off the outside of the boot.
3 : 2.34 {CHF} - No mark taken as King George VI and Stratton_Gun wrestle for position.
3 : 2.38 {CHB} - Stratton_Gun has it.
3 : 2.42 {lHBF} - He beckons for a lead.
3 : 2.46 {lHBF} - Jamyl Sarum will take this. No - he's dropped it.
3 : 2.48 {lHBF} - NTRabbit signals for his teammates to present.
3 : 2.52 {lW} - A wild handball - but luckily KeilorUnder9's was well placed to clean up.
3 : 2.57 {rW} - Spears a kick towards akkaps.
3 : 3.01 {rW} - Pippa Middleton gets a timely fist to the ball.
3 : 3.02 {rW} - akkaps has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 3.07 {lHFF} - He sees a lead by COHL and kicks in that direction.
3 : 3.11 {lHFF} - Great saving mark taken by Camilla Parker Bowles.
3 : 3.15 {rHBF} - Camilla Parker Bowles scoops up the ball.
3 : 3.19 {C} - He spots an option and kicks to King Henry VIII.
3 : 3.21 {C} - Aenimence takes one of the best marks you'll ever see.
3 : 3.25 {C} - Aenimence tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
3 : 3.3 {rHFF} - The kick seeks out Cager Macleod.
3 : 3.34 {rHFF} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
3 : 3.35 {rHFF} - Running with the ball is Cager Macleod.
3 : 3.4 {rHFF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
3 : 3.44 {lFP} - His kick covers more height than distance.
3 : 3.48 {lFP} - Deddy spills the mark.
3 : 3.5 {lFP} - Taking the ball is Deddy.
3 : 3.54 {lFP} - Deddy walks into goal.
3 : 3.58 {lFP} - Perfect goal kicking technique. That's number 2 for Deddy.
Gold City Royals : 15.8.98
The Monarch : 10.6.66
3 : 4.03 {C} - The ball is bounced and Snappy! gets the tap.
3 : 4.09 {lW} - Snappy! takes them on.
3 : 4.13 {rHFF} - He rewards the Cager Macleod lead.
3 : 4.17 {rHFF} - He can't hold it.
3 : 4.19 {rHBF} - Camilla Parker Bowles through heavy traffic.
3 : 4.23 {lW} - With his laser-like left foot.
3 : 4.27 {lW} - No mark taken as Pippa Middleton and akkaps wrestle for position.
3 : 4.31 {lW} - Pippa Middleton hits the ground running.
3 : 4.35 {rW} - That came off the outside of the boot.
3 : 4.37 {rW} - Unborn Middleton child appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
3 : 4.41 {rW} - Unborn Middleton child fighting to get a clear kick.
3 : 4.46 {lW} - Pippa Middleton on the end of this.
3 : 4.5 {C} - A slick handpass goes to King Henry VIII.
3 : 4.52 {rW} - Long handpass to the running Unborn Middleton child.
3 : 4.56 {rW} - Unborn Middleton child bombs it into the forward line.
3 : 5 {rW} - Unborn Middleton child splits the sticks.
Gold City Royals : 15.8.98
The Monarch : 11.6.72
3 : 5.04 {C} - Snappy! waits and wins the hitout.
3 : 5.1 {lW} - Igloo looking for a lead.
3 : 5.15 {lHBF} - Long handpass to the running NTRabbit.
3 : 5.19 {rHBF} - A poor handpass but SC_GC is up to the challenge.
3 : 5.2 {C} - A measured kick in the direction of Aenimence.
3 : 5.25 {C} - The ball spills free.
3 : 5.29 {lW} - Not enough pressure on Pippa Middleton.
3 : 5.33 {CHF} - King George VI presents on a long lead.
3 : 5.37 {CHF} - Delicious kick to King George VI.
3 : 5.39 {CHF} - King George VI with the ball now.
3 : 5.43 {rFP} - His kick is hurried - in the direction of Willow the Corgi.
3 : 5.48 {rFP} - Willow the Corgi appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
3 : 5.52 {rFP} - Now Willow the Corgi has the ball. What can he do with it?.
3 : 5.54 {rFP} - Constinstar applies the tackle on Willow the Corgi.
3 : 5.58 {lBP} - Constinstar has possession.
3 : 6.02 {rBP} - He involves The Old Dark Navy's in the play.
3 : 6.06 {rBP} - The Old Dark Navy's doesn't make an effort to get rid of the ball - he's lost it.
3 : 6.08 {rFP} - Willow the Corgi has possession.
3 : 6.12 {rFP} - Willow the Corgi sells the dummy and has a shot.
3 : 6.16 {rFP} - This has ended up being far too easy a goal to Willow the Corgi.
Gold City Royals : 15.8.98
The Monarch : 12.6.78
3 : 6.2 {C} - Both ruckmen fooled by a rare decent bounce up.
3 : 6.26 {lW} - Its hard and tough but Pippa Middleton wins possession.
3 : 6.31 {rW} - Unborn Middleton child receives his handpass.
3 : 6.35 {CHF} - Throws it onto his boot.
3 : 6.37 {CHF} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
3 : 6.41 {CHF} - King George VI does some crumbing and is away.
3 : 6.45 {lHFF} - An underground handpass to Duchess of Kent.
3 : 6.49 {lHFF} - No-one on the mark! Duchess of Kent takes off and kicks long at goal.
3 : 6.51 {lHFF} - A poster. So one behind to Duchess of Kent.
Gold City Royals : 15.8.98
The Monarch : 12.7.79
3 : 7 {FB} - The Old Dark Navy's signals for his teammates to present.
3 : 7.04 {lBP} - He beckons for a lead.
3 : 7.08 {lBP} - Constinstar wrestles with Willow the Corgi - and wins. Good mark.
3 : 7.1 {lBP} - With the ball is Constinstar.
3 : 7.14 {lBP} - Almost a throw to fumbler.
3 : 7.18 {lBP} - A quick handpass to Snappy!.
3 : 7.22 {FB} - He kicks across the ground towards Easty.
3 : 7.24 {FB} - Easty brushes Crown Princess Mary aside and takes the mark.
3 : 7.28 {FB} - Easty has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 7.33 {rBP} - Handballs to The Old Dark Navy's.
3 : 7.37 {CHB} - A measured kick in the direction of Stratton_Gun.
3 : 7.39 {CHB} - That's an extraordinary juggled one-hander to King George VI.
3 : 7.43 {lHFF} - So Duchess of Kent ... with a moment to digest his options.
3 : 7.47 {lHFF} - A quick handpass to Princess Madeleine.
3 : 7.51 {lHFF} - That's a fantasic tackle by Snappy!.
3 : 7.53 {CHB} - With the ball is Stratton_Gun.
3 : 7.57 {rW} - His kick is hurried.
3 : 8.01 {rW} - No-one can take the mark.
3 : 8.06 {rW} - Unborn Middleton child has it.
3 : 8.07 {rW} - A slick handpass goes to Sir Walter Raleigh.
3 : 8.11 {C} - Spears a kick towards King Henry VIII.
3 : 8.16 {C} - Aenimence intercepts the kick and marks.
3 : 8.2 {rW} - With the ball is akkaps.
3 : 8.22 {CHF} - Throws it onto his boot.
3 : 8.26 {CHF} - Anybody's ball.
3 : 8.3 {lHBF} - Prince Harry with the ball now.
3 : 8.34 {lHBF} - Flicks it to Sir Walter Raleigh.
3 : 8.38 {lHBF} - He involves Princess Madeleine in the play.
3 : 8.4 {lHBF} - Princess Madeleine takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
3 : 8.45 {lW} - Another bounce taken by Princess Madeleine.
3 : 8.49 {rW} - Handballs over the top to Unborn Middleton child.
3 : 8.53 {rW} - Handpasses to Sir Walter Raleigh.
3 : 8.55 {rW} - Heavy clash between KeilorUnder9's and Sir Walter Raleigh. KeilorUnder9's comes off marginally better and collects the ball.
3 : 8.59 {rW} - akkaps through heavy traffic.
3 : 9.03 {lHFF} - The kick seeks out COHL.
3 : 9.07 {lHFF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
3 : 9.09 {lHFF} - COHL with some space now.
3 : 9.13 {FF} - Geeze he's got onto that one. Pressure on The Reaper to mark.
3 : 9.18 {FF} - The Reaper appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
3 : 9.22 {FF} - The Reaper has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 9.23 {FF} - The Reaper steadies himself and has a shot ....
3 : 9.28 {FF} - The Reaper gives some to the crowd after that goal.
Gold City Royals : 16.8.104
The Monarch : 12.7.79
3 : 9.32 {C} - Both ruckmen fooled by a rare decent bounce up.
3 : 9.4 {rW} - Princess Madeleine through heavy traffic.
3 : 9.42 {rW} - Princess Madeleine nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
3 : 9.46 {rW} - A quick handpass to Sir Walter Raleigh.
3 : 9.51 {lW} - He beckons for a lead.
3 : 9.55 {lW} - Pippa Middleton slips at the crucial moment and its marked by akkaps.
3 : 9.56 {rW} - akkaps with some space now.
3 : 10.01 {CHF} - Kicks in the direction of Dannnnnnnnnn.
3 : 10.05 {CHF} - Edge out? Umpire doesn't think so. Mark to Dannnnnnnnnn.
3 : 10.09 {CHF} - Dannnnnnnnnn signals for his teammates to present.
3 : 10.11 {FF} - He tries to find The Reaper with a chip pass.
3 : 10.15 {FF} - The ball spills free.
3 : 10.19 {FB} - William the Bastard has it.
3 : 10.23 {rHBF} - Thumps the ball forward.
3 : 10.25 {rHBF} - Camilla Parker Bowles and COHL both holding each other. No mark.
3 : 10.3 {lHFF} - Nobody's checking COHL.
3 : 10.34 {CHF} - Gets a handpass away to Dannnnnnnnnn.
3 : 10.38 {CHF} - Fires out the handpass to fumbler.
3 : 10.4 {lFP} - He rewards the Deddy lead.
3 : 10.44 {lFP} - The umpire calls play on.
3 : 10.48 {rBP} - Marie Antoinette has possession.
3 : 10.52 {rBP} - A long looping handpass to Sir Walter Raleigh.
3 : 10.55 {lHBF} - A measured kick to Prince Harry.
3 : 10.58 {lHBF} - Anybody's ball.
3 : 11.03 {lHBF} - The bounce favours Prince Harry and he is off and running.
3 : 11.07 {lHBF} - Prince Harry is tackled beautifully by Cager Macleod.
3 : 11.11 {rHFF} - Cager Macleod dances around Prince Harry.
3 : 11.13 {rHFF} - Brought down by Prince Harry.
3 : 11.17 {lHBF} - Taking the ball is Prince Harry.
3 : 11.21 {rHBF} - Long handpass to the running Camilla Parker Bowles.
3 : 11.25 {rHBF} - Camilla Parker Bowles dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
3 : 11.27 {CHB} - Passes to Prince Phillip by hand.
3 : 11.31 {CHB} - Crackerjack bump by Dannnnnnnnnn on Prince Phillip.
3 : 11.36 {CHF} - Dannnnnnnnnn picks it up on the bounce.
3 : 11.4 {CHF} - It might carry.
3 : 11.41 {CHF} - Dannnnnnnnnn's kick slams into the left-hand post.
Gold City Royals : 16.9.105
The Monarch : 12.7.79
 
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3 : 11.5 {FB} - With the ball is Prince Richard.
3 : 11.54 {FB} - Handpass to space. William the Bastard runs onto it.
3 : 11.56 {FB} - William the Bastard has time to take a bounce.
3 : 12 {lHBF} - He kicks towards Prince Harry and Cager Macleod.
3 : 12.04 {lHBF} - But chipping in front is Cager Macleod.
3 : 12.08 {CHF} - With the ball is Dannnnnnnnnn.
3 : 12.13 {CHF} - Someone call an ambulance for Dannnnnnnnnn. Prince Phillip lined him up and did the job well.
3 : 12.15 {CHB} - Prince Phillip with all the time in the world.
3 : 12.19 {lW} - He sends the ball to Pippa Middleton.
3 : 12.23 {lW} - Pippa Middleton outbodies akkaps and takes an easy mark in the end.
3 : 12.27 {lW} - Pippa Middleton takes off.
3 : 12.3 {rHFF} - He rewards the Jamyl Sarum lead.
3 : 12.33 {rHFF} - Jamyl Sarum gets too far under the ball.
3 : 12.37 {CHB} - Stratton_Gun has it.
3 : 12.41 {rW} - akkaps trying to offer a lead.
3 : 12.43 {rW} - The umpire calls play on.
3 : 12.48 {rW} - Unborn Middleton child to send the ball forward.
3 : 12.52 {CHF} - Pumps it long for King George VI.
3 : 12.56 {CHF} - Shocking kick and Stratton_Gun will take the mark.
3 : 12.58 {CHB} - Stratton_Gun takes off.
3 : 13.02 {rHBF} - Sees SC_GC out of the corner of his eye.
3 : 13.06 {rHBF} - SC_GC and Duchess of Kent both holding each other. No mark.
3 : 13.1 {rHBF} - SC_GC looking for a lead.
3 : 13.13 - <<< Prince Michael is coming on to replace Prince Richard >>>
3 : 13.21 {rHBF} - SC_GC slowing down the play.
3 : 13.25 {C} - A long pass towards Aenimence.
3 : 13.27 {C} - Aenimence spills the mark.
3 : 13.31 {C} - King Henry VIII breaks free and has found some space.
3 : 13.35 {C} - King Henry VIII didn't see that tackle coming from Aenimence.
3 : 13.39 {lW} - Igloo fighting to get a clear kick.
3 : 13.43 {rHBF} - Handpass to space. SC_GC runs onto it.
3 : 13.45 {rHBF} - Handballs to KeilorUnder9's.
3 : 13.49 {rHBF} - Fires out the handpass to Snappy!.
3 : 13.53 {rHBF} - No-look handpass to KeilorUnder9's.
3 : 13.58 {rHBF} - Got to be a throw - and that's how the umpire sees it.
3 : 14 {lHFF} - Duchess of Kent signals for his teammates to present.
3 : 14.04 {lHFF} - That's gonna go mighty close!.
3 : 14.08 {lHFF} - The umpires are checking if that shaved the post... and signal the affirmative..
Gold City Royals : 16.9.105
The Monarch : 12.8.80
3 : 14.15 {FB} - The Old Dark Navy's looking for a lead.
3 : 14.18 {FB} - Quick hands to KeilorUnder9's under pressure.
3 : 14.22 {lHBF} - Kicks to a contest - NTRabbit looks to get to thre front.
3 : 14.26 {lHBF} - Shocking kick and Jamyl Sarum will take the mark.
3 : 14.29 {lHFF} - Duchess of Kent has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 14.33 {lHFF} - Gets a handpass away to Princess Madeleine.
3 : 14.37 {lHFF} - A wild handball - but luckily Prince Charles was well placed to clean up.
3 : 14.41 {lHFF} - Duchess of Kent runs past and takes the handpass.
3 : 14.43 {lHFF} - Duchess of Kent too far out to score - or is he?.
3 : 14.47 {lHFF} - Oh no. That's come off his knee and dribbled over the line. One behind only.
Gold City Royals : 16.9.105
The Monarch : 12.9.81
3 : 14.55 {FB} - So Constinstar ... with a moment to digest his options.
3 : 15 {FB} - Willow the Corgi gets enough of a grip to dislodge the ball.
3 : 15.02 {FF} - With the ball is Crown Princess Mary.
3 : 15.06 {FF} - Heavy clash between Easty and Crown Princess Mary. Easty comes off marginally better and collects the ball.
3 : 15.1 {lBP} - Constinstar takes off.
3 : 15.14 {lBP} - Quick hands to Snappy!.
3 : 15.16 {rHBF} - The kick seeks out SC_GC.
3 : 15.2 {rHBF} - SC_GC and Duchess of Kent both holding each other. No mark.
3 : 15.24 {rHBF} - SC_GC is now off and running.
3 : 15.28 {lW} - Gets onto his preferred foot and boots it long.
3 : 15.31 {lW} - Horrific choice of kick and Unborn Middleton child will mark unopposed.
3 : 15.35 {lW} - Pippa Middleton assessing what lies ahead of him.
3 : 15.38 {rHFF} - A mongrel punt in the direction of Jamyl Sarum.
3 : 15.43 {rHFF} - NTRabbit gets a timely fist to the ball.
3 : 15.45 {lHBF} - NTRabbit through heavy traffic.
3 : 15.49 {lHBF} - He involves Snappy! in the play.
3 : 15.53 {lHBF} - He has a bounce.
3 : 15.57 {C} - Hoofs it forward..
3 : 16.01 {C} - King Henry VIII gets a timely fist to the ball.
3 : 16.04 {rW} - Unborn Middleton child hits the ground running.
3 : 16.08 {C} - He gets a handpass to King Henry VIII.
3 : 16.12 {C} - Hands it off to Sir Walter Raleigh.
3 : 16.16 {lW} - He beckons for a lead.
3 : 16.18 {lW} - But akkaps is better positioned and marks safely.
3 : 16.22 {rW} - Not enough pressure on akkaps.
3 : 16.26 {CHF} - He kicks to a contest.
3 : 16.3 {CHF} - A very good mark to Dannnnnnnnnn.
3 : 16.32 {CHF} - Dannnnnnnnnn with the ball now.
3 : 16.37 {CHF} - At least fifty-five metres out.
3 : 16.4 {CHF} - One for the highlight reel. What a goal by Dannnnnnnnnn.
Gold City Royals : 17.9.111
The Monarch : 12.9.81
3 : 16.45 {C} - Easy tapout for Snappy!.
3 : 16.51 {lW} - Igloo fighting to get a clear kick.
3 : 16.55 {CHF} - A hospital kick.
3 : 16.59 {CHF} - Over the head of Dannnnnnnnnn.
3 : 17.01 {CHF} - Dannnnnnnnnn has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 17.06 - <<< Geoffa32 is coming on to replace akkaps >>>
3 : 17.13 {CHF} - Dannnnnnnnnn slowing down the play.
3 : 17.16 {CHF} - A slick handpass goes to Snappy!.
3 : 17.2 {CHF} - Quick hands to KeilorUnder9's under pressure.
3 : 17.23 {rHFF} - He tries to find Cager Macleod with a chip pass.
3 : 17.28 {rHFF} - But chipping in front is Prince Harry.
3 : 17.32 {lHBF} - Prince Harry has possession.
3 : 17.34 {lHBF} - A lookaway handpass to Prince Charles.
3 : 17.38 {lHBF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
3 : 17.42 {lHBF} - Quick hands to Prince Harry.
3 : 17.46 {lHBF} - Great tackle by Cager Macleod.
3 : 17.49 {rHFF} - Cager Macleod has possession.
3 : 17.53 {rHFF} - Gets a handpass away to KeilorUnder9's.
3 : 17.57 {rHFF} - KeilorUnder9's is chased down by Sir Walter Raleigh - great effort!.
3 : 18.01 {lHBF} - Prince Harry has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 18.03 {lHBF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
3 : 18.07 {rHBF} - He beckons for a lead.
3 : 18.12 {rHBF} - No-one can take the mark.
3 : 18.15 {lHFF} - Who wants it? COHL does. Great stuff.
3 : 18.17 - <<< Princess Diana is coming on to replace Marie Antoinette >>>
3 : 18.25 {lHFF} - COHL wants to get on with proceedings.
3 : 18.3 {FF} - That kick makes it hard for The Reaper.
3 : 18.32 {FF} - The ball drops short of The Reaper.
3 : 18.36 {FB} - William the Bastard turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
3 : 18.4 {FB} - William the Bastard takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
3 : 18.45 {lHBF} - A spearing pass towards Prince Harry.
3 : 18.46 {lHBF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
3 : 18.51 {rHFF} - Cager Macleod turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
3 : 18.55 {FF} - The Reaper and William the Bastard jostle for position.
3 : 18.58 {FF} - The Reaper spills the mark.
3 : 19.02 {rBP} - Who wants it? Princess Diana does. Great stuff.
3 : 19.05 {lHBF} - His kick covers more height than distance.
3 : 19.09 {lHBF} - Cager Macleod claims the mark but its play on.
3 : 19.13 {CHF} - Dannnnnnnnnn slowing down the play.
3 : 19.17 {CHF} - But he's been penalised for throwing.
3 : 19.19 {rHBF} - Camilla Parker Bowles to send the ball forward.
3 : 19.23 {lW} - A flat punt.
3 : 19.28 {lW} - But the kick goes straight to Geoffa32.
3 : 19.31 {rW} - Geoffa32 has possession.
3 : 19.34 {rW} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
3 : 19.38 {rW} - Good bump as Snappy! kicks - enough that the ball sprays over the boundary.
3 : 19.42 {lW} - Pippa Middleton sizes the options in front of him.
3 : 19.46 {lW} - Geoffa32 was tripped.
3 : 19.48 {rW} - The ball is now with Geoffa32.
3 : 19.52 {C} - He beckons for a lead.
3 : 19.57 {C} - Aenimence is outmarked by King Henry VIII.
3 : 20 {C} - King Henry VIII sizes the options in front of him.
3 : 20.04 {lW} - Finds Pippa Middleton with a handball.
3 : 20.07 {lW} - Quick hands to Sir Walter Raleigh under pressure.
3 : 20.11 {lW} - Brought down by KeilorUnder9's.
3 : 20.15 {rW} - Geoffa32 has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 20.19 {rW} - fumbler runs past and takes the handpass.
3 : 20.21 {rW} - Flicks it to Snappy!.
3 : 20.25 {rW} - Handballs over the top to Geoffa32.
3 : 20.3 {rW} - Flicks it to Snappy!.
3 : 20.33 {rHBF} - Quick hands to fumbler.
3 : 20.36 {C} - Long raking kick in the direction of Aenimence.
3 : 20.4 {C} - Ooh the kick has gone straight to King Henry VIII.
3 : 20.44 {C} - King Henry VIII has possession.
3 : 20.48 {rW} - He gets a handpass to Unborn Middleton child.
3 : 20.5 {rHBF} - Princess Madeleine receives his handpass.
3 : 20.54 {lW} - Thumps the ball forward.
3 : 20.58 {lW} - Pippa Middleton gets too far under the ball.
3 : 21.02 {rW} - Geoffa32 looks downfield.
3 : 21.04 {C} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
3 : 21.08 {rHFF} - Gets a handpass away to Cager Macleod.
3 : 21.13 {FF} - Pumps it long for The Reaper.
3 : 21.17 {FF} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
3 : 21.19 {rBP} - Princess Diana looks downfield.
3 : 21.23 {rBP} - Huge bump by Deddy on Princess Diana.
3 : 21.27 {lFP} - Deddy hits the ground running.
3 : 21.31 {lFP} - A wild handball - but luckily Snappy! was well placed to clean up.
3 : 21.35 {lFP} - A quick snap from Snappy!.
3 : 21.37 {lFP} - Off line - one behind to Snappy!.
Gold City Royals : 17.10.112
The Monarch : 12.9.81
3 : 21.46 {FB} - William the Bastard has possession.
3 : 21.5 {rHBF} - He rewards the Camilla Parker Bowles lead.
3 : 21.52 {rHBF} - COHL reckons he got a touch to that but the umpire's having none of it. Mark to Camilla Parker Bowles.
3 : 21.56 {rHBF} - Camilla Parker Bowles signals for his teammates to present.
3 : 22 {lHBF} - Prince Harry on the end of this.
3 : 22.04 {lHBF} - An underground handpass to Princess Madeleine.
3 : 22.06 {rW} - A worm burner to Unborn Middleton child.
3 : 22.1 {rW} - Unborn Middleton child spills the mark.
3 : 22.15 {rW} - Unborn Middleton child looking for a lead.
3 : 22.19 {CHF} - With his laser-like left foot.
3 : 22.21 {CHF} - Top mark - not paid.
3 : 22.25 {CHF} - Taking the ball is King George VI.
3 : 22.29 {CHF} - He involves Sir Walter Raleigh in the play.
3 : 22.33 {CHF} - Sir Walter Raleigh takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
3 : 22.37 {lHFF} - He transfers play using Duchess of Kent.
3 : 22.39 {lHFF} - But SC_GC is standing in the way and marks.
3 : 22.43 {rHBF} - SC_GC with all the time in the world.
3 : 22.47 {C} - Aenimence takes off on a lead.
3 : 22.52 {C} - Aenimence has one two three bites of the cherry and it's paid.
3 : 22.53 {C} - Aenimence with the ball now.
3 : 22.58 {rW} - He kicks sideways towards Geoffa32.
3 : 23.02 {rW} - Pippa Middleton drops an absolute sitter.
3 : 23.06 {lW} - Pippa Middleton has it.
3 : 23.08 {lW} - Draws a man and then with hands to Prince Charles.
3 : 23.12 {lW} - He's brought down by fumbler.
3 : 23.16 {C} - Aenimence takes off.
3 : 23.21 {lW} - He beckons for a lead.
3 : 23.22 {lW} - Igloo is outmarked by Unborn Middleton child.
3 : 23.27 {C} - King Henry VIII signals for his teammates to present.
3 : 23.31 {rW} - Kick goes sideways.
3 : 23.35 {rW} - Top mark - not paid.
3 : 23.37 {rW} - With the ball is Unborn Middleton child.
3 : 23.41 {CHF} - He sends the ball to King George VI.
3 : 23.45 {CHF} - Ooh the kick has gone straight to Stratton_Gun.
3 : 23.49 {CHB} - Stratton_Gun takes them on.
3 : 23.51 {lW} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to Igloo.
3 : 23.55 {lW} - Unborn Middleton child gets a timely fist to the ball.
3 : 24 {lW} - Igloo streaming down the ground.
3 : 24.04 {lW} - Igloo runs into Unborn Middleton child and is getting up very slowly.
3 : 24.08 {lW} - Its hard and tough but Pippa Middleton wins possession.
3 : 24.1 {lW} - Pippa Middleton dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
3 : 24.14 {rHFF} - Jamyl Sarum makes an offer.
3 : 24.18 {rHFF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
3 : 24.22 {rHFF} - The bounce favours Jamyl Sarum and he is off and running.
3 : 24.24 {rFP} - Quick hands to Sir Walter Raleigh under pressure.
3 : 24.28 {rFP} - Sir Walter Raleigh has a shot at goal.
3 : 24.32 {rFP} - KeilorUnder9's boots it through the big sticks... of the wrong goals. Oops.
Gold City Royals : 17.10.112
The Monarch : 12.10.82
3 : 24.38 {FB} - The Old Dark Navy's sizes the options in front of him.
3 : 24.43 {FB} - Handballs to fumbler.
3 : 24.47 {lHBF} - He sends the ball to NTRabbit.
3 : 24.51 {lHBF} - Jamyl Sarum comes in from the side to intercept.
3 : 24.53 {rHFF} - Jamyl Sarum has it.
3 : 24.57 {lFP} - A measured kick in the direction of Queen Elizabeth II.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 3
Gold City Royals : 17.10.112
The Monarch : 12.10.82
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4 : 25.01 {C} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
4 : 25.01 {C} - fumbler had that ruck contest all to themself.
4 : .06 {rW} - A bit of space for Unborn Middleton child to utilise.
4 : .1 {CHF} - Kicks in the direction of King George VI.
4 : .13 {CHF} - King George VI gets too far under the ball.
4 : .18 {CHF} - Nobody's checking King George VI.
4 : .22 {lFP} - A long pass towards Queen Elizabeth II.
4 : .24 {lFP} - No-one can take the mark.
4 : .28 {lFP} - Queen Elizabeth II assessing what lies ahead of him.
4 : .32 {lFP} - Queen Elizabeth II may even have goaled.
4 : .36 {lFP} - He could have done more with that. One behind.
Gold City Royals : 17.10.112
The Monarch : 12.11.83
4 : .43 {FB} - Constinstar looking for a lead.
4 : .46 {FB} - Constinstar dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
4 : .51 {rHBF} - Kicks to a contest - SC_GC looks to get to thre front.
4 : .53 {rHBF} - SC_GC can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
4 : .57 {lHFF} - Duchess of Kent slowing down the play.
4 : 1.01 {CHF} - Gets a handpass away to King George VI.
4 : 1.05 {CHF} - Handballs to Prince Charles.
4 : 1.07 {lFP} - Hurried kick towards Queen Elizabeth II.
4 : 1.12 {lFP} - The Old Dark Navy's did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
4 : 1.15 {rBP} - With the ball is The Old Dark Navy's.
4 : 1.19 {lHBF} - NTRabbit presents.
4 : 1.23 {lHBF} - Jamyl Sarum will take this. No - he's dropped it.
4 : 1.26 {lHBF} - The bounce favours NTRabbit and he is off and running.
4 : 1.3 {CHB} - Hands it off to Stratton_Gun.
4 : 1.34 {CHB} - Snappy! receives his handpass.
4 : 1.38 {CHB} - Flicks it to KeilorUnder9's.
4 : 1.4 {rW} - That's a real finger-breaker in the direction of Geoffa32.
4 : 1.45 {rW} - Geoffa32 spills the mark.
4 : 1.48 {C} - King Henry VIII with a moment to look downfield.
4 : 1.52 {C} - Handpass over the shoulder to Prince Charles.
4 : 1.55 {lW} - A short kick to Pippa Middleton.
4 : 1.59 {lW} - Pippa Middleton is outmarked by Geoffa32.
4 : 2.03 {rW} - With the ball is Geoffa32.
4 : 2.07 {CHF} - His kick is hurried.
4 : 2.09 {CHF} - Prince Phillip must wash his hands in superglue. Astonishing mark.
4 : 2.13 {CHB} - The ball is now with Prince Phillip.
4 : 2.17 {CHB} - Prince Phillip takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 2.21 {lHBF} - Prince Harry screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
4 : 2.24 {lHBF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
4 : 2.28 {rHFF} - Cager Macleod breaks a tackle and is off.
4 : 2.32 {FF} - His kick covers more height than distance.
4 : 2.35 {FF} - The Reaper appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
4 : 2.38 {lBP} - Prince Michael fighting to get a clear kick.
4 : 2.42 {lBP} - Prince Michael has a bounce.
4 : 2.46 {lBP} - Quick hands to Sir Walter Raleigh.
4 : 2.5 {CHB} - He sees a lead by Prince Phillip and kicks in that direction.
4 : 2.54 {CHB} - The ball spills free.
4 : 2.57 {CHB} - Prince Phillip has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 3.01 {CHB} - The runner`s talking to someone.
4 : 3.05 - <<< Princess Diana is trading places with Prince Harry >>>
4 : 3.11 {CHB} - Quality gather by Prince Phillip.
4 : 3.15 {CHB} - What a tackle.
4 : 3.19 {CHF} - Dannnnnnnnnn turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
4 : 3.23 {rHFF} - Cager Macleod receives his handpass.
4 : 3.25 {rHFF} - Cager Macleod is crunched in a tackle by Princess Diana.
4 : 3.3 {CHB} - Prince Phillip dances around Dannnnnnnnnn.
4 : 3.34 {lHBF} - Sees Princess Diana out of the corner of his eye.
4 : 3.38 {lHBF} - Princess Diana can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
4 : 3.4 {rHFF} - Cager Macleod sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
4 : 3.44 {CHF} - Handballs over the top to Dannnnnnnnnn.
4 : 3.48 {CHF} - Don't tell me he's kicked it.
4 : 3.52 {CHF} - They'll be talking about that goal tonight.
Gold City Royals : 18.10.118
The Monarch : 12.11.83
4 : 3.54 {C} - Snappy! palms the ball down.
4 : 4.03 {C} - Aenimence scoops up the ball.
4 : 4.07 {rW} - No-look handpass to Geoffa32.
4 : 4.09 {rHFF} - A wild handball - but luckily fumbler was well placed to clean up.
4 : 4.13 {rHFF} - fumbler bounces the ball.
4 : 4.17 {rFP} - He takes another.
4 : 4.21 {rFP} - A gimme goal coming up if fumbler keeps his cool.
4 : 4.25 {rFP} - And he gets it.
Gold City Royals : 19.10.124
The Monarch : 12.11.83
4 : 4.27 {C} - Prince Charles palms the ball down.
4 : 4.35 {rW} - Prince Charles has possession.
4 : 4.4 {rW} - A quick handpass to Unborn Middleton child.
4 : 4.41 {lHFF} - Geeze he's got onto that one. Pressure on Duchess of Kent to mark.
4 : 4.46 {lHFF} - SC_GC is in the way and will mark.
4 : 4.5 {lHBF} - NTRabbit picks it up on the bounce.
4 : 4.54 {lHBF} - A lookaway handpass to KeilorUnder9's.
4 : 4.56 {lHBF} - There's been a free against KeilorUnder9's for illegal use of the body.
4 : 5 {lHFF} - Duchess of Kent looking for a lead.
4 : 5.04 {lHFF} - Handpass over the shoulder to Princess Madeleine.
4 : 5.09 {lHFF} - Almost a throw to Sir Walter Raleigh.
4 : 5.1 {lHFF} - A poor handpass but Duchess of Kent is up to the challenge.
4 : 5.15 {lHFF} - SC_GC drags Duchess of Kent down beautifully.
4 : 5.19 {rHBF} - SC_GC wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 5.23 {rHBF} - SC_GC sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
4 : 5.26 {rW} - Another bounce taken by SC_GC.
4 : 5.29 {rW} - He's still going.
4 : 5.33 {rHFF} - SC_GC's taken another bounce.
4 : 5.37 {rHFF} - Another bounce taken by SC_GC.
4 : 5.41 {rHFF} - Almost a throw to Cager Macleod.
4 : 5.43 {rHFF} - He has a bounce.
4 : 5.48 {FF} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
4 : 5.52 {FF} - Anybody's ball.
4 : 5.55 {FF} - Its hard and tough but The Reaper wins possession.
4 : 5.58 {FF} - But the umpire says he interfered.
4 : 6.02 {rBP} - With the ball is Prince Harry.
4 : 6.06 {FB} - He tries to find William the Bastard with a chip pass.
4 : 6.1 {FB} - Top mark The Reaper.
4 : 6.12 {FF} - The Reaper slowing down the play.
4 : 6.16 {FF} - The Reaper ignores a lead to have a shot.
4 : 6.2 {FF} - It's through.
Gold City Royals : 20.10.130
The Monarch : 12.11.83
4 : 6.25 {C} - Both ruckman miss the ball completely.
4 : 6.31 {lW} - Igloo with a moment to look downfield.
4 : 6.35 - <<< NM Design is coming on to replace Snappy! >>>
4 : 6.41 {lW} - Its hard and tough but Igloo wins possession.
4 : 6.45 {lW} - Handpasses to KeilorUnder9's.
4 : 6.49 {rHFF} - A flat punt.
4 : 6.54 {rHFF} - Top mark - not paid.
4 : 6.58 {rHFF} - Cager Macleod fighting to get a clear kick.
4 : 7 {lHFF} - Gets a handpass away to COHL.
4 : 7.04 {lHFF} - The crowd will go nuts if this goes through.
4 : 7.08 {lHFF} - This has ended up being far too easy a goal to COHL.
Gold City Royals : 21.10.136
The Monarch : 12.11.83
4 : 7.12 {C} - NM Design knocks the ball down.
4 : 7.18 {rW} - KeilorUnder9's takes them on.
4 : 7.22 {rHFF} - Quick hands to NM Design.
4 : 7.26 {rHFF} - Hands it off to KeilorUnder9's.
4 : 7.28 {rHFF} - He has a bounce.
4 : 7.33 {rHFF} - KeilorUnder9's backs himself for a shot on goal.
4 : 7.37 {rHFF} - KeilorUnder9's kicks the goal.
Gold City Royals : 22.10.142
The Monarch : 12.11.83
4 : 7.41 {C} - Textbook ruckwork from NM Design.
4 : 7.47 {C} - Prince Charles with a moment to look downfield.
4 : 7.51 {C} - Prince Charles is tackled beautifully by fumbler.
4 : 7.55 {C} - Aenimence with some space now.
4 : 8 {C} - Aenimence takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 8.01 {C} - He involves fumbler in the play.
4 : 8.06 {C} - A slick handpass goes to Aenimence.
4 : 8.1 {C} - Aenimence has time to take a bounce.
4 : 8.14 {lW} - Gives the ball to Igloo.
4 : 8.16 {lW} - Igloo has a bounce.
4 : 8.2 {rHFF} - Geeze he's got onto that one. Pressure on Cager Macleod to mark.
4 : 8.24 {rHFF} - But Princess Diana is better positioned and marks safely.
4 : 8.28 {lHBF} - Princess Diana signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 8.3 {rW} - Kicks in the direction of Unborn Middleton child.
4 : 8.34 {rW} - Unborn Middleton child takes the mark.
4 : 8.38 {rW} - Now Unborn Middleton child has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 8.43 - <<< Marie Antoinette is coming on to replace Princess Madeleine >>>
4 : 8.49 {rW} - Now Unborn Middleton child has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 8.53 {lW} - Long handpass to the running Pippa Middleton.
4 : 8.57 {lW} - Almost a throw to Marie Antoinette.
4 : 8.59 {lW} - No-look handpass to Sir Walter Raleigh.
4 : 9.03 {lW} - That couldn't be a goal ... surely?.
4 : 9.07 {lW} - That looked clean but the umpire says it was touched.
Gold City Royals : 22.10.142
The Monarch : 12.12.84
4 : 9.13 {FB} - Constinstar has it.
4 : 9.18 {lHBF} - Geeze he's got onto that one. Pressure on NTRabbit to mark.
4 : 9.22 {lHBF} - No-one can take the mark.
4 : 9.26 {lHBF} - NTRabbit looks downfield.
4 : 9.3 {lHBF} - Crackerjack bump by Jamyl Sarum on NTRabbit.
4 : 9.32 {rHFF} - Jamyl Sarum has a paddock.
4 : 9.36 {FF} - Kicks in the direction of Crown Princess Mary.
4 : 9.4 {FF} - The ball drops short of Crown Princess Mary.
4 : 9.45 {FB} - Easty takes off.
4 : 9.46 {FB} - No-look handpass to fumbler.
4 : 9.51 {lHBF} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to NTRabbit.
4 : 9.55 {lHBF} - NTRabbit in the best position takes the mark.
4 : 9.59 {lHBF} - Now NTRabbit has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 10.01 {lHBF} - Someone call an ambulance for NTRabbit. Jamyl Sarum lined him up and did the job well.
4 : 10.05 {rHFF} - Jamyl Sarum is now off and running.
4 : 10.09 {CHF} - Handballs over the top to King George VI.
4 : 10.13 {CHF} - Watch out! Oh! Stratton_Gun has laid King George VI out flat.
4 : 10.15 {lHBF} - NTRabbit has possession.
4 : 10.19 {lHBF} - Jamyl Sarum applies the tackle.
4 : 10.23 {rHFF} - Jamyl Sarum has possession.
4 : 10.28 {rHFF} - Jamyl Sarum dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
4 : 10.3 {lHFF} - A long looping handpass to Duchess of Kent.
4 : 10.34 {FF} - Crown Princess Mary calls for it.
4 : 10.38 {FF} - Easty did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
4 : 10.42 {FB} - Easty looking for a lead.
4 : 10.46 {FB} - fumbler runs past and takes the handpass.
4 : 10.48 {rHBF} - Kicks with his non-preferred side.
4 : 10.52 {rHBF} - Over the back of the pack comes SC_GC and plucks it out.
4 : 10.56 {rHBF} - SC_GC has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 11.01 {rHBF} - SC_GC bounces the ball.
4 : 11.03 {C} - He sees a lead by Aenimence and kicks in that direction.
4 : 11.07 {C} - Spoilt by King Henry VIII.
4 : 11.11 {C} - Aenimence streaming down the ground.
4 : 11.15 {lW} - He tries to find Igloo with a chip pass.
4 : 11.17 {lW} - Terrible kick falls into the hands of Unborn Middleton child.
4 : 11.21 {rW} - Unborn Middleton child tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
4 : 11.25 {rW} - How far can you run son. He's gone.
4 : 11.3 {lW} - Igloo has possession.
4 : 11.31 {lW} - Gives the ball to fumbler.
4 : 11.36 {lW} - fumbler dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
4 : 11.4 {CHF} - He gets his kick away.
4 : 11.44 {CHF} - Dannnnnnnnnn gets too far under the ball.
4 : 11.48 {CHF} - Dannnnnnnnnn breaks free and has found some space.
4 : 11.5 {CHF} - Decision paid against Dannnnnnnnnn for manhandling.
4 : 11.54 {CHB} - Prince Phillip signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 11.58 {CHB} - Prince Phillip nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
4 : 12.03 {CHB} - A hand over the shoulder and Prince Phillip will get the free.
4 : 12.04 {CHF} - Nobody's checking Dannnnnnnnnn.
4 : 12.08 {lFP} - A measured kick in the direction of Deddy.
4 : 12.13 {lFP} - But Prince Harry is better positioned and marks safely.
4 : 12.17 {rBP} - With the ball is Prince Harry.
4 : 12.19 {FB} - A wild kick laterally towards William the Bastard.
4 : 12.23 {FB} - Big mark by The Reaper!.
4 : 12.27 {FF} - The ball is now with The Reaper.
4 : 12.31 {FF} - A gimme goal coming up if The Reaper keeps his cool.
4 : 12.33 {FF} - Straight through the centre.
Gold City Royals : 23.10.148
The Monarch : 12.12.84
 
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4 : 12.37 {C} - Winning the bounce is NM Design.
4 : 12.46 {lW} - NM Design looking for a lead.
4 : 12.48 {lW} - A long looping handpass to Igloo.
4 : 12.52 {lW} - Handballs over the top to KeilorUnder9's.
4 : 12.56 {lHFF} - Handballs over the top to fumbler.
4 : 13 {lHFF} - fumbler sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
4 : 13.02 {CHF} - An underground handpass to Dannnnnnnnnn.
4 : 13.06 {rHFF} - Fires out the handpass to Cager Macleod.
4 : 13.1 {rHFF} - Handpass to space. KeilorUnder9's runs onto it.
4 : 13.15 {rHFF} - Quick hands to Cager Macleod under pressure.
4 : 13.19 {rHFF} - Cager Macleod fifty-five out - backs himself.
4 : 13.21 {rHFF} - Off line - one behind to Cager Macleod.
Gold City Royals : 23.11.149
The Monarch : 12.12.84
4 : 13.29 {FB} - Prince Michael signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 13.33 {FB} - Someone call a dentist. Prince Michael has run into Tommycash and is hurting.
4 : 13.35 {rFP} - Tommycash with a moment to look downfield.
4 : 13.39 {rFP} - This for the opportunity of a lifetime.
4 : 13.43 {rFP} - Tommycash just scrapes it in for a goal.
Gold City Royals : 24.11.155
The Monarch : 12.12.84
4 : 13.48 {C} - NM Design wins the tap decisively.
4 : 13.53 {C} - Aenimence signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 13.58 {rW} - No-look handpass to Geoffa32.
4 : 14.02 {rW} - Geoffa32 is chased down by Pippa Middleton - great effort!.
4 : 14.04 {lW} - Who wants it? Pippa Middleton does. Great stuff.
4 : 14.08 - <<< Snappy! is coming on to replace NTRabbit >>>
4 : 14.16 {lW} - Pippa Middleton dances around Geoffa32.
4 : 14.18 {rW} - Handballs to Unborn Middleton child.
4 : 14.22 {rW} - Unborn Middleton child is crunched in a tackle by Igloo.
4 : 14.26 {lW} - Igloo does some crumbing and is away.
4 : 14.31 - <<< Princess Madeleine is coming on to replace Jamyl Sarum >>>
4 : 14.37 {lW} - Igloo slowing down the play.
4 : 14.41 {C} - He handpasses to Aenimence.
4 : 14.45 {lHFF} - A flat punt.
4 : 14.49 {lHFF} - Camilla Parker Bowles must wash his hands in superglue. Astonishing mark.
4 : 14.51 {lHBF} - Princess Diana tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
4 : 14.55 {lHBF} - Handpass over the shoulder to Prince Charles.
4 : 15 {lHBF} - Gets a handpass away to Marie Antoinette.
4 : 15.04 {lHBF} - A lookaway handpass to Princess Diana.
4 : 15.06 {C} - King Henry VIII trying to offer a lead.
4 : 15.1 {C} - King Henry VIII brushes Aenimence aside and takes the mark.
4 : 15.14 {C} - King Henry VIII sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 15.18 {rW} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
4 : 15.2 {rW} - Unborn Middleton child bounces the ball.
4 : 15.24 {lHFF} - Pumps it long for Duchess of Kent.
4 : 15.28 {lHFF} - Duchess of Kent and SC_GC both holding each other. No mark.
4 : 15.33 {rHBF} - SC_GC has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 15.35 {C} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to Aenimence.
4 : 15.38 {C} - Aenimence gets crunched in that marking contest but comes out with the ball.
4 : 15.43 {C} - Aenimence looking for a lead.
4 : 15.47 {rW} - That came off the outside of the boot.
4 : 15.51 {rW} - Pippa Middleton takes one of the best marks you'll ever see.
4 : 15.53 {rW} - Now Unborn Middleton child has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 15.57 {rW} - That has to be holding the ball.
4 : 16.01 {lW} - Igloo wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 16.06 {lW} - He handpasses to NM Design.
4 : 16.08 {lW} - Handballs over the top to KeilorUnder9's.
4 : 16.12 {lW} - He has time to take a bounce.
4 : 16.16 {rHFF} - Sees Cager Macleod ahead and sends it his way.
4 : 16.2 {rHFF} - Over the head of Cager Macleod.
4 : 16.22 {rHFF} - Cager Macleod is now off and running.
4 : 16.26 {rHFF} - Great bump by Princess Diana. Cager Macleod has not moved.
4 : 16.3 {lHBF} - Princess Diana with a little space.
4 : 16.34 {CHB} - He involves Prince Phillip in the play.
4 : 16.37 {CHB} - Quick hands to Sir Walter Raleigh under pressure.
4 : 16.4 {CHB} - Sir Walter Raleigh takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 16.45 {CHB} - Dannnnnnnnnn might be short but no there was no excuse for that tackle by Prince Phillip.
4 : 16.49 {CHF} - Dannnnnnnnnn to send the ball forward.
4 : 16.51 {CHF} - He has a bounce.
4 : 16.55 {FF} - He has another one.
4 : 16.59 {FF} - This will be a goal to Dannnnnnnnnn.
4 : 17.03 {FF} - Dannnnnnnnnn thought he had less time than he did - sprayed it wide.
Gold City Royals : 24.12.156
The Monarch : 12.12.84
4 : 17.1 {FB} - The ball is now with Prince Michael.
4 : 17.13 {rBP} - Handpasses to Prince Harry.
4 : 17.17 {rBP} - What a tackle by Deddy.
4 : 17.22 {FF} - The ball is now with The Reaper.
4 : 17.23 - <<< NTRabbit is coming on to replace SC_GC >>>
4 : 17.32 {FF} - Now The Reaper has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 17.36 {FF} - This should be a certain goal.
4 : 17.38 {FF} - Punched through for a point.
Gold City Royals : 24.13.157
The Monarch : 12.12.84
4 : 17.46 {FB} - Nobody's checking William the Bastard.
4 : 17.51 {rHBF} - Camilla Parker Bowles and COHL jostle for position.
4 : 17.53 {rHBF} - Top mark - not paid.
4 : 17.59 {rHBF} - Now Camilla Parker Bowles has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 18.01 {C} - Pumps it long for King Henry VIII.
4 : 18.05 {C} - King Henry VIII stretches and takes the overhead mark.
4 : 18.07 {C} - Now King Henry VIII has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 18.12 {lHFF} - His kick is towards Duchess of Kent.
4 : 18.15 {lHFF} - Duchess of Kent takes a strong mark. His form is ominous.
4 : 18.19 {lHFF} - Duchess of Kent takes off.
4 : 18.23 {lW} - Passes to Sir Walter Raleigh by hand.
4 : 18.25 {CHF} - He sends the ball to King George VI.
4 : 18.3 {CHF} - King George VI can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
4 : 18.34 {CHF} - With the ball is King George VI.
4 : 18.38 {rHFF} - Gets a handpass away to Princess Madeleine.
4 : 18.4 {rHFF} - Princess Madeleine sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
4 : 18.45 {FF} - That kick is a real floater.
4 : 18.48 {FF} - Crown Princess Mary spills the mark.
4 : 18.52 {FF} - Crown Princess Mary slowing down the play.
4 : 18.55 {FF} - A gimme goal coming up if Crown Princess Mary keeps his cool.
4 : 18.58 {FF} - Crown Princess Mary has missed.
Gold City Royals : 24.13.157
The Monarch : 12.13.85
4 : 19.07 {FB} - Constinstar wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 19.09 {FB} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
4 : 19.13 {rBP} - A lookaway handpass to The Old Dark Navy's.
4 : 19.17 {rBP} - fumbler on the end of this.
4 : 19.21 {CHB} - Searching pass in the direction of Stratton_Gun.
4 : 19.23 {CHB} - King George VI reads the kick best and marks well in front of Stratton_Gun.
4 : 19.28 {rHFF} - Princess Madeleine has possession.
4 : 19.31 {FF} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
4 : 19.36 {FF} - Easty plants a foot on Crown Princess Mary's neck and takes a screamer.
4 : 19.4 {rBP} - Now The Old Dark Navy's has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 19.42 {CHB} - A measured kick to Stratton_Gun.
4 : 19.46 {CHB} - Stratton_Gun outbodies King George VI and takes an easy mark in the end.
4 : 19.5 {CHB} - Now Stratton_Gun has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 19.54 {rHBF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
4 : 19.57 {lW} - A short kick to Igloo.
4 : 20 {lW} - Igloo slides in and takes the mark.
4 : 20.04 {lW} - Igloo wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 20.08 {lW} - Huge handpass to fumbler. As good as a kick.
4 : 20.11 {rHFF} - A bit of a miskick.
4 : 20.15 {rHFF} - Princess Diana reads the play better and marks.
4 : 20.19 {lHBF} - The ball is now with Princess Diana.
4 : 20.23 {lHBF} - Princess Diana dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
4 : 20.25 {lW} - He takes another.
4 : 20.3 {lW} - Pippa Middleton crunched by Geoffa32! Pippa Middleton very slow to get up.
4 : 20.33 {rW} - Geoffa32 looks downfield.
4 : 20.37 {rW} - Geoffa32 has wild shot at goal.
4 : 20.4 {rW} - Off line - one behind.
Gold City Royals : 24.14.158
The Monarch : 12.13.85
4 : 20.48 {FB} - Prince Harry to send the ball forward.
4 : 20.52 {lBP} - Spears a kick towards Prince Michael.
4 : 20.54 {lBP} - Great hands from Prince Michael taking the mark.
4 : 20.58 {lBP} - Nobody's checking Prince Michael.
4 : 21.02 {CHB} - He kicks to a contest.
4 : 21.06 {CHB} - I can't believe Prince Phillip held on to that. What a mark.
4 : 21.1 {CHB} - Prince Phillip has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 21.13 {CHB} - Prince Phillip isn't just seeing stars after that clash with Dannnnnnnnnn. He could map the Milky Way.
4 : 21.17 {rHFF} - Cager Macleod with all the time in the world.
4 : 21.21 {FF} - A measured kick to The Reaper.
4 : 21.25 {FF} - No mark taken as The Reaper and William the Bastard wrestle for position.
4 : 21.27 {FF} - The Reaper signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 21.31 {FF} - The Reaper slams the ball at goal.
4 : 21.35 {FF} - Goal number 6 to The Reaper.
Gold City Royals : 25.14.164
The Monarch : 12.13.85
4 : 21.39 {C} - NM Design times his jump well and wins the tap.
4 : 21.46 {lW} - Pippa Middleton with the ball now.
4 : 21.5 {lW} - Long handpass to the running Marie Antoinette.
4 : 21.53 {lW} - Great tackle by NM Design.
4 : 21.56 {lW} - Igloo assessing what lies ahead of him.
4 : 22 {rW} - Sees Geoffa32 out of the corner of his eye.
4 : 22.04 {rW} - Geoffa32 takes a strong mark.
4 : 22.08 {rW} - Geoffa32 sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 22.12 {lW} - Quick hands to Igloo.
4 : 22.15 {rW} - He involves Geoffa32 in the play.
4 : 22.19 {CHF} - Dannnnnnnnnn and Prince Phillip jostle for position.
4 : 22.23 {CHF} - But Prince Phillip is better positioned and marks safely.
4 : 22.27 {CHB} - Prince Phillip has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 22.29 {CHB} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
4 : 22.33 {CHB} - He has a bounce.
4 : 22.37 {lW} - A kick towards Pippa Middleton territory.
4 : 22.41 {lW} - Pippa Middleton can't take it.
4 : 22.43 {rW} - Geoffa32 wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 22.47 {rHFF} - A poor handpass but fumbler is up to the challenge.
4 : 22.52 {rHFF} - Finds Cager Macleod with a handball.
4 : 22.55 {rHFF} - No-one on the mark! Cager Macleod takes off and kicks long at goal.
4 : 22.58 {rHFF} - Cager Macleod's kick is close. A goal!.
Gold City Royals : 26.14.170
The Monarch : 12.13.85
4 : 23.02 {C} - Textbook ruckwork from NM Design.
4 : 23.1 {C} - Aenimence weaves through the congestion.
4 : 23.12 {C} - Aenimence is wrapped up in the tackle and will be penalised.
4 : 23.16 {C} - King Henry VIII looking for a lead.
4 : 23.21 {C} - Gets a handpass away to Marie Antoinette.
4 : 23.25 {C} - Marie Antoinette is crunched in a tackle.
4 : 23.27 {C} - Aenimence slowing down the play.
4 : 23.31 {C} - Handpass over the shoulder to NM Design.
4 : 23.35 {C} - A blatent push-out.
4 : 23.38 {C} - King Henry VIII has possession.
4 : 23.43 {lW} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
4 : 23.45 {lHFF} - A wild handball - but luckily Sir Walter Raleigh was well placed to clean up.
4 : 23.49 {lHFF} - Now has it got the carry?.
4 : 23.53 {lHFF} - This should be a goal ... but it isn't.
Gold City Royals : 26.14.170
The Monarch : 12.14.86
4 : 24 {FB} - So Constinstar ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 24.04 {FB} - Ooof. Willow the Corgi blindsides Constinstar and I heard that from here.
4 : 24.08 {rFP} - Willow the Corgi with a moment to look downfield.
4 : 24.12 {rFP} - Willow the Corgi about twenty-five out.
4 : 24.14 {rFP} - Constinstar slaps it through for a behind.
Gold City Royals : 26.14.170
The Monarch : 12.15.87
4 : 24.22 {FB} - The Old Dark Navy's looks downfield.
4 : 24.27 {FB} - Handpasses to NM Design.
4 : 24.28 {FB} - NM Design takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 24.32 {FB} - KeilorUnder9's runs past and takes the handpass.
4 : 24.37 {lBP} - Spears a kick towards Constinstar.
4 : 24.4 {lBP} - At the back is Constinstar who will take the mark.
4 : 24.43 {lBP} - Constinstar signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 24.47 {CHB} - He kicks to a contest.
4 : 24.51 {CHB} - Nice mark by Stratton_Gun.
4 : 24.55 {CHB} - Stratton_Gun wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 24.57 {CHB} - Stratton_Gun dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
Gold City Royals : 26.14.170
The Monarch : 12.15.87
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Match Over!
 
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AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :
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GCR SENIORS Vs TM0 SENIORS
GCR               6    3        13   8        17   10       26   14   170      
TM0               8    5        10   6        12   10       12   15   87       
GCR        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  TM0         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
The Old Da  0  4  2  5  0  0  2  0  0   22  Prince Har   0  4  7  8  2  1  2  0  0   52
Easty       0  5  6  5  1  0  1  0  0   44  William th   0  9  3  2  0  1  1  0  0   38
Constinsta  0  3  2  4  1  0  0  0  0   27  Prince Mic   0  4  1  3  0  0  0  1  1   28
NTRabbit    0  3  3  5  0  0  0  0  0   28  Camilla Pa   0  8  6  10 0  0  0  0  0   62
Stratton_G  0  7  6  6  0  0  0  0  0   51  Prince Phi   0  5  4  5  2  1  2  0  1   41
Snappy!     21 15 0  13 3  0  2  0  2  100  Princess D   2  6  2  3  0  2  1  0  0   31
Geoffa32    0  6  3  7  1  1  0  0  3   49  Unborn Mid   0  18 9  9  2  0  3  1  1  105
Aenimence   0  16 6  16 3  0  1  1  1  114  King Henry   0  6  4  15 1  2  0  0  0   66
Igloo       0  7  3  15 2  2  0  0  0   70  Pippa Midd   0  10 3  18 3  1  1  1  0   91
Cager Macl  0  11 3  13 4  2  1  2  2   97  Princess M   0  11 0  12 8  5  0  2  0  106
Dannnnnnnn  0  7  3  9  0  1  3  2  2   54  King Georg   0  6  5  6  0  0  0  1  0   51
COHL        0  10 4  5  0  0  0  3  0   70  Duchess of   0  8  4  8  0  1  0  0  3   56
Tommycash   0  1  0  0  0  1  0  1  0   10  Willow the   0  3  0  0  0  0  0  1  2   17
The Reaper  0  7  3  0  0  1  1  6  1   65  Crown Prin   0  6  1  0  3  0  0  4  2   59
Deddy       0  3  0  2  2  0  0  2  0   33  Queen Eliz   0  2  0  0  0  0  0  1  1   13
NM Design   6  1  0  6  1  0  1  0  0   22  Prince Cha   5  3  0  8  2  1  0  0  0   39
KeilorUnde  0  16 0  9  11 1  3  3  1  121  Sir Walter   0  24 0  6  7  1  1  0  3  113
fumbler     0  17 0  9  7  2  0  4  2  125  Marie Anto   0  2  1  6  0  0  0  0  0   21
akkaps      0  13 9  9  1  0  1  2  0   97  Jamyl Saru   0  4  5  4  2  1  0  0  1   45
SC_GC       0  8  4  4  1  0  1  0  0   45  Prince Ric   0  3  1  1  0  0  0  0  0   14
Rich (BB code):
            GCR   TM0
Hitouts   : 27   7 
Kicks     : 160  142 
Marks     : 57   56 
Handballs : 142  124 
Tackles   : 38   32 
Frees For : 11   17 
Frees Ag. : 17   11 
Smothers  : 0    0 
Ironouts  : 13   13 
Inside50  : 22   22 
Goals     : 26   12 
Behinds   : 14   15
 
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GOAL BY GOAL :
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First Quarter :
2.17 - Goal to Princess Madeleine (TM0) - TM0 by 6 point(s).
2.42 - Goal to KeilorUnder9's (GCR) - scores level.
5.06 - Goal to fumbler (GCR) - GCR by 6 point(s).
7.16 - Goal to Prince Michael (TM0) - scores level.
7.53 - Goal to Cager Macleod (GCR) - GCR by 6 point(s).
8.14 - Behind to KeilorUnder9's (GCR) - GCR by 7 point(s).
8.57 - Goal to COHL (GCR) - GCR by 13 point(s).
9.16 - Behind to fumbler (GCR) - GCR by 14 point(s).
10.46 - Behind to Prince Phillip (TM0) - GCR by 13 point(s).
11.11 - Behind to Willow the Corgi (TM0) - GCR by 12 point(s).
11.56 - Goal to King George VI (TM0) - GCR by 6 point(s).
13.27 - Goal to fumbler (GCR) - GCR by 12 point(s).
16 - Goal to Crown Princess Mary (TM0) - GCR by 6 point(s).
17.36 - Goal to Princess Madeleine (TM0) - scores level.
18.46 - Behind to Prince Michael (TM0) - TM0 by 1 point(s).
20.08 - Goal to Crown Princess Mary (TM0) - TM0 by 7 point(s).
20.52 - Goal to Queen Elizabeth II (TM0) - TM0 by 13 point(s).
22.08 - Goal to akkaps (GCR) - TM0 by 7 point(s).
22.31 - Behind to Unborn Middleton child (TM0) - TM0 by 8 point(s).
22.55 - Behind to Crown Princess Mary (TM0) - TM0 by 9 point(s).
23.28 - Goal to Crown Princess Mary (TM0) - TM0 by 15 point(s).
24.2 - Behind to Geoffa32 (GCR) - TM0 by 14 point(s).
Second Quarter :
.55 - Behind to Geoffa32 (GCR) - TM0 by 13 point(s).
2.13 - Goal to Aenimence (GCR) - TM0 by 7 point(s).
2.46 - Goal to COHL (GCR) - TM0 by 1 point(s).
4.58 - Behind to Jamyl Sarum (TM0) - TM0 by 2 point(s).
8.43 - Goal to Crown Princess Mary (TM0) - TM0 by 8 point(s).
10.03 - Goal to Pippa Middleton (TM0) - TM0 by 14 point(s).
12.23 - Behind to fumbler (GCR) - TM0 by 13 point(s).
13.25 - Goal to KeilorUnder9's (GCR) - TM0 by 7 point(s).
14.08 - Behind to Aenimence (GCR) - TM0 by 6 point(s).
15.18 - Rushed behind to GCR - TM0 by 5 point(s).
16.4 - Behind to Cager Macleod (GCR) - TM0 by 4 point(s).
18.4 - Goal to The Reaper (GCR) - GCR by 2 point(s).
18.58 - Goal to akkaps (GCR) - GCR by 8 point(s).
19.5 - Goal to Deddy (GCR) - GCR by 14 point(s).
22.43 - Goal to The Reaper (GCR) - GCR by 20 point(s).
Third Quarter :
.49 - Goal to fumbler (GCR) - GCR by 26 point(s).
4.03 - Goal to Deddy (GCR) - GCR by 32 point(s).
5.04 - Goal to Unborn Middleton child (TM0) - GCR by 26 point(s).
6.2 - Goal to Willow the Corgi (TM0) - GCR by 20 point(s).
6.55 - Behind to Duchess of Kent (TM0) - GCR by 19 point(s).
9.32 - Goal to The Reaper (GCR) - GCR by 25 point(s).
11.46 - Behind to Dannnnnnnnnn (GCR) - GCR by 26 point(s).
14.12 - Behind to Duchess of Kent (TM0) - GCR by 25 point(s).
14.51 - Behind to Duchess of Kent (TM0) - GCR by 24 point(s).
16.45 - Goal to Dannnnnnnnnn (GCR) - GCR by 30 point(s).
21.42 - Behind to Snappy! (GCR) - GCR by 31 point(s).
24.37 - Rushed behind to TM0 - GCR by 30 point(s).
Final Quarter :
.38 - Behind to Queen Elizabeth II (TM0) - GCR by 29 point(s).
3.54 - Goal to Dannnnnnnnnn (GCR) - GCR by 35 point(s).
4.27 - Goal to fumbler (GCR) - GCR by 41 point(s).
6.25 - Goal to The Reaper (GCR) - GCR by 47 point(s).
7.12 - Goal to COHL (GCR) - GCR by 53 point(s).
7.41 - Goal to KeilorUnder9's (GCR) - GCR by 59 point(s).
9.11 - Rushed behind to TM0 - GCR by 58 point(s).
12.37 - Goal to The Reaper (GCR) - GCR by 64 point(s).
13.25 - Behind to Cager Macleod (GCR) - GCR by 65 point(s).
13.48 - Goal to Tommycash (GCR) - GCR by 71 point(s).
17.06 - Behind to Dannnnnnnnnn (GCR) - GCR by 72 point(s).
17.42 - Rushed behind to GCR - GCR by 73 point(s).
19.02 - Behind to Crown Princess Mary (TM0) - GCR by 72 point(s).
20.44 - Behind to Geoffa32 (GCR) - GCR by 73 point(s).
21.39 - Goal to The Reaper (GCR) - GCR by 79 point(s).
23.02 - Goal to Cager Macleod (GCR) - GCR by 85 point(s).
23.57 - Behind to Sir Walter Raleigh (TM0) - GCR by 84 point(s).
24.18 - Rushed behind to TM0 - GCR by 83 point(s).

TIME ON GROUND :
Rich (BB code):
GCR
NM Design            0 (On) 51.3 (Off) 81.35 (On) Total : 70%
Easty                0 (On) Total : 100%
Constinstar          0 (On) 14.06 (Off) 41.08 (On) Total : 73%
SC_GC                0 (On) 92.23 (Off) Total : 92%
Stratton_Gun         0 (On) Total : 100%
The Old Dark Navy's  0 (On) 12.54 (Off) 51.3 (On) Total : 61%
akkaps               0 (On) 67.06 (Off) Total : 67%
Aenimence            0 (On) Total : 100%
Igloo                0 (On) Total : 100%
Cager Macleod        0 (On) Total : 100%
Dannnnnnnnnn         0 (On) Total : 100%
COHL                 0 (On) Total : 100%
Tommycash            0 (On) Total : 100%
The Reaper           0 (On) Total : 100%
Geoffa32             0 (On) 41.08 (Off) 67.06 (On) Total : 74%
Snappy!              0 (On) 81.35 (Off) 89.08 (On) Total : 92%
KeilorUnder9's       0 (On) Total : 100%
fumbler              0 (On) Total : 100%
Deddy                0 (Off) 14.06 (On) Total : 85%
NTRabbit             0 (Off) 12.54 (On) 89.08 (Off) 92.23 (On) Total : 83%
TM0
Camilla Parker Bowle 0 (On) Total : 100%
William the Bastard  0 (On) Total : 100%
Prince Charles       0 (On) Total : 100%
Prince Harry         0 (On) 1.09 (Off) 4.15 (On) Total : 96%
Prince Phillip       0 (On) 16.2 (Off) 31.02 (On) Total : 85%
Prince Richard       0 (On) 4.15 (Off) 16.2 (On) 31.02 (Off) 49.12 (On) 63.13 (Off) Total : 33%
Unborn Middleton chi 0 (On) Total : 100%
King Henry VIII      0 (On) Total : 100%
Pippa Middleton      0 (On) Total : 100%
Prince Michael       0 (On) 23.1 (Off) 63.13 (On) Total : 60%
King George VI       0 (On) Total : 100%
Duchess of Kent      0 (On) Total : 100%
Willow the Corgi     0 (On) Total : 100%
Crown Princess Mary  0 (On) Total : 100%
Queen Elizabeth II   0 (On) Total : 100%
Princess Diana       0 (On) 49.12 (Off) 68.17 (On) Total : 81%
Sir Walter Raleigh   0 (On) Total : 100%
Princess Madeleine   0 (On) 83.43 (Off) 89.31 (On) Total : 94%
Marie Antoinette     0 (Off) 1.09 (On) 68.17 (Off) 83.43 (On) Total : 82%
Jamyl Sarum          0 (Off) 23.1 (On) 89.31 (Off) Total : 65%
Total :  3600               Average :  90

MATCH-UPS :
  • While not all all one-way, Aenimence came out tops over the brave King Henry VIII. - 98m from 0 to 98.
  • In an epic battle, not much between Cager Macleod and Prince Harry - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 73m from 4 to 77.
  • Neither having much reason to brag, Prince Richard came out tops over the brave Cager Macleod. - 0m from 4 to 4.
  • In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Cager Macleod and Princess Diana were hard to separate - though Cager Macleod was slightly more effective. - 20m from 78 to 98.
  • Neither having much reason to brag, Camilla Parker Bowles came out tops over the brave Geoffa32. - 1m from 8 to 9.
  • Toe to toe throughout, not much between COHL and Camilla Parker Bowles - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 72m from 21 to 93.
  • While worlds weren't set on fire, COHL massacred Marie Antoinette. - 10m from 4 to 14.
  • While worlds weren't set on fire, I'm not sure that what Constinstar did to Willow the Corgi should be entirely legal. - 88m from 11 to 99.
  • In a resume-material performance, Crown Princess Mary won the bout with Easty. - 99m from 0 to 99.
  • Toe to toe throughout, not much between Prince Phillip and Dannnnnnnnnn - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 92m from 5 to 97.
  • Neither having much reason to brag, Prince Richard came out tops over the brave Dannnnnnnnnn. - 7m from 21 to 28.
  • While worlds weren't set on fire, Marie Antoinette's bum will be a bit sore after having it solidly kicked by Deddy. - 21m from 39 to 60.
  • Neither having much reason to brag, Deddy was slightly more polished than Prince Harry. - 14m from 81 to 95.
  • Neither having much reason to brag, not much between Deddy and Princess Diana - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 2m from 69 to 71.
  • Neither having much reason to brag, Deddy did very well against Willow the Corgi. - 15m from 14 to 29.
  • Neither having much reason to brag, Duchess of Kent and NTRabbit had an epic contest. - 2m from 93 to 95.
  • While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, SC_GC did well against Duchess of Kent. - 90m from 0 to 90.
  • Neither having much reason to brag, Geoffa32 and Marie Antoinette had an epic contest. - 10m from 24 to 34.
  • In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Geoffa32 either broke even with Pippa Middleton or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 29m from 69 to 98.
  • In an epic battle, Unborn Middleton child either broke even with Igloo or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 97m from 0 to 97.
  • In quite a tussle, Jamyl Sarum had the better of NTRabbit. - 56m from 29 to 85.
  • In a resume-material performance, KeilorUnder9's exposed Sir Walter Raleigh's frailties. - 99m from 0 to 99.
  • Toe to toe throughout, King George VI and Stratton_Gun were hard to separate - though King George VI was slightly more effective. - 99m from 1 to 100.
  • Bordering on a training run, fumbler massacred Marie Antoinette. - 13m from 84 to 97.
  • While worlds weren't set on fire, NM Design gave Prince Charles a bit of a touch-up. - 17m from 82 to 99.
  • Neither having much reason to brag, NM Design and Queen Elizabeth II were hard to separate - though NM Design was slightly more effective. - 47m from 1 to 48.
  • Neither having much reason to brag, Prince Michael and NTRabbit were hard to separate - though Prince Michael was slightly more effective. - 3m from 15 to 18.
  • While not all all one-way, akkaps was slightly more polished than Pippa Middleton. - 63m from 3 to 66.
  • In a resume-material performance, Snappy! exposed Prince Charles's frailties. - 83m from 17 to 100.
  • Neither having much reason to brag, Prince Charles and Tommycash were hard to separate - though Prince Charles was slightly more effective. - 0m from 8 to 8.
  • While very slim pickings for both players, Prince Michael was slightly more polished than The Old Dark Navy's. - 10m from 1 to 11.
  • Neither having much reason to brag, Prince Michael came out tops over the brave Tommycash. - 19m from 77 to 96.
  • Neither having much reason to brag, Prince Richard and Tommycash were hard to separate - though Prince Richard was slightly more effective. - 0m from 62 to 62.
  • In a solid performance, Snappy! had Princess Diana's measure. - 16m from 0 to 16.
  • Neither having much reason to brag, Tommycash and Princess Diana were evenly matched. - 6m from 34 to 40.
  • In an epic battle, Princess Madeleine did well against fumbler. - 81m from 2 to 83.
  • Neither having much reason to brag, Princess Madeleine did well against Snappy!. - 1m from 93 to 94.
  • Neither having much reason to brag, The Old Dark Navy's came out tops over the brave Queen Elizabeth II. - 43m from 56 to 99.
  • In what became a bit of a clinic, The Reaper massacred William the Bastard. - 87m from 9 to 96.
 
Aug 24, 2012
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Actually not a bad debut from me after that awful first quarter where I took the wrinkly dick with no lube.

Congrats on a great win, fellas.

Anyone mind if I do a write-up of the game as a media release? If someone else wants to you're welcome to since I've already done one. :)
 
Oct 15, 2007
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Slow start to the game, can attribute that to perving on Pippa and Madeleine.

Dominated the last 2 and a half quarters of the game, superior skills and the old age of our opposition considerable factors in the outcome.

Great team effort, with some great performances across the board.

As for the 3-2-1 of the game:

3 votes - fumbler - Was a man on a mission and controlled the game from the outset

2 votes - Princess Madeliene - Afforded her too much of the ball as we were too busy staring at her bust. Drifted out of the game as we started to gain focus.

1 vote - The Reaper - 6 goals, showing why he's a force to be reckoned with. Great set shot routine.
 

Deddy

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Mar 4, 2011
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Close game to start but it turned into a bit of a blowout. The Monarch challenged us early but we were just more polished.

Great game by all.
 
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