On a roll

[Duritz]

Where do you get a lap dance and a rub and tug for $150?

My sister runs a service out of her house, cash only, I often smoke a bit of ice with some of the girls from there (I have a cousin who makes some good s**t), so they do me a good rate. I can introduce you if you want.

 

[KardiniaPark]

My sister runs a service out of her house, cash only, I often smoke a bit of ice with some of the girls from there (I have a cousin who makes some good s**t), so they do me a good rate. I can introduce you if you want.

Is that the sister with Down Syndrome?

 

[Duritz]

Is that the sister with Down Syndrome?

No, and it's Downs Syndrome. She is at home with Mum. She has a part time job now at the Cadbury factory in Ringwood. She picks out the misshaped chocolates off the conveyor belt. They pay her $40 a day and she gets to keep the ones she picks out.

 

[KardiniaPark]

No, and it's Downs Syndrome. She is at home with Mum. She has a part time job now at the Cadbury factory in Ringwood. She picks out the misshaped chocolates off the conveyor belt. They pay her $40 a day and she gets to keep the ones she picks out.

Haha *.

It's down, but either one is acceptable. People got it wrong so many times that downs became acceptable.

 

[Duritz]

Haha ****.

It's down, but either one is acceptable. People got it wrong so many times that downs became acceptable.

Yeah I know it's called Down Syndrome, I meant it's Downs Syndrome in my sisters case because she got it twice.

 

[KardiniaPark]

Poor thing

 

[Lensen]

It's like a reunion party, makes me happy
Can i post MGS bets here?

 

[MikeLike]

That paid for strippers and a rub and tug that night while the wife was at her night job. Happy days!

hope we don't go tot he same place

 

[MikeLike]

Where do you get a lap dance and a rub and tug for $150?

heaps of places. trust me

 

[KevinTaylor]

No doubt Im in the negative over the years, but Ive had some ripper drunken days on the punt as well.

My favourite of late though is last Saturday.
I took my 6 and 8 year old boys to the dogs for the first time. First race after we arrived, we all picked a pup and I put 3 trifecta units on them.

it paid about a grand. It continued all night.

Started the evening with $160, woke up with about 6 grand and 2 boys who are now mad keen on the dogs

(and an angry missus! cant fukn win!)

 

[Fuzzy Happy Poo]

from my last 25 afl line bets only 7 have won, thats like only 28% how is that even possible? so anyone want to know my bets so they can do the opposite of what I do?