AFL Player # 3: Darcy Parish

[Beerfish]

Contract Status: Unrestricted free agent 2028 or 2029
My Boy Draft 2024: Pick 18, doug85

 

[blitzer]

He's like Brad Pitt, kinda.

You're very generous!

 

[RedmanWasHere]

With the way Darcy Parish's hair is and his all round demeanour, can't help but be reminded of this guy.

 

[BOMBERS 4 LIFE!!!!]

For me it's Charlie.

 

[Autobahn]

I'm kind of wishing we landed Mathieson, purely for the sledging. Apparently these two best of friends love to stir the pot.

 

[DapperJong]

i couldn't listen to more than 2 seconds of that phone call

 

[Kettles]

i couldn't listen to more than 2 seconds of that phone call

No, me either. Appallingly stage-managed and cringeworthy. Bogans would haved loved it, though. (or for some around these parts, "would of loved it".

 

[Zephyr Effekt]

Goddard not taking a liking to Parrish.

Rumours are because he doesn't want to play like Goddard.

 

[Mr_McBoogerBalls]

i couldn't listen to more than 2 seconds of that phone call

 

[eth-dog]

Need's an "e" in Darce. Also think it's "Doise"

 

[Beerfish]

Need's an "e" in Darce. Also think it's "Doise"

 

[Runk]

Listening to Heppell at any time is hard to do. Watching him play on the other hand....

 

[Mr_McBoogerBalls]

Listening to Heppell at any time is hard to do. Watching him play on the other hand....

"yeah nah that's it mate"

 

[Mr_McBoogerBalls]

In addition to that vid, I'm cracking up at this part:

00:31sec in:
Darce: "nah it'll be good to meet ya"
Doice: "Fantastic -nah- that's the go mate"

LOL

On a serious note, happy we got this kid. I think he will get on really well with blokes like Heppell which is important for Morale.

Welcome to the club!

 

[Ess_don]

Was initially disappointed we couldnt reunite Darcy with his best mate Mathieson, but now Im glad. Darcy can be BFFs with Dyson instead.

Cant think of a better role model for the kid!

 

[katana]

gee he's not photogenic is he. certainly no Kyle Langford

 

[RedmanWasHere]

gee he's not photogenic is he. certainly no Kyle Langford

Not everyone can be as good looking as Langers.

Wurzel ain't really ugly though.

 

[JohnnyDrama1]

In addition to that vid, I'm cracking up at this part:

00:31sec in:
Darce: "nah it'll be good to meet ya"
Doice: "Fantastic -nah- that's the go mate"

LOL

On a serious note, happy we got this kid. I think he will get on really well with blokes like Heppell which is important for Morale.

Welcome to the club!

not as good as the first few seconds
Parish : "how ya goin"
Dyson: "Darcy how ya goin its Dyson"
Parish: "Ah Gday Dys how ya goin"

 

[Rack Watts]

Post that win friends.

 

[citizen-erased]

Was initially disappointed we couldnt reunite Darcy with his best mate Mathieson, but now Im glad. Darcy can be BFFs with Dyson instead.

Cant think of a better role model for the kid!

give it 12 months.
Brisbane may be fighting the "go home" factor, but they can't fight the "i miss my best mate" war too.

 

[Conor Mckenna]

The congregation of players we've chosen really pleases me. I prayed we'd smash this draft, and if we didn't it'd be our cross to bear for a long time.

I'm of the church of thought that you go for pure footballer over athlete so getting this guy converted and into our flock is a bonus.

Now, I'll hop off the altar and look forward to this kid entering into God-mode.






















sorry

Yeah well I got over God a long time ago,he retired in 1998
but I'm interested in the Parish Fete after a long time away...

 

[Conor Mckenna]

Forgiven. Say five Hail Darcys.

Who you calling a virgin?

 

[Conor Mckenna]

No, me either. Appallingly stage-managed and cringeworthy. Bogans would haved loved it, though. (or for some around these parts, "would of loved it".

LOL teaching the bogans how to write are we Spoony..

Perhaps the bogans would have loved it rather than haved..
I always thought you upper class types used 2 brackets when talking to simple folk..
I love youse all..haved

 

[Jesse Custer]

Don't know why but I could listen to Hepps all day

 

[Summer Nights]

"That's the go, mate"

 

[blitzer]

Don't know why but I could listen to Hepps all day

Same, i think that's half the reason why i really want Heppell to be captain - I'm just looking forward to his captain speeches to the fans. Should be good value.