Pick Your Ultimate Commentary Team

[Topkent]

There are plenty of threads about the shittest commentators
Well, pick your ultimate team and set up

For mine it would be this


James Brayshaw
Michael Christensen

B Team
Sandy Roberts
Dennis Commetti

I love the excitement these 2 call the game with, I ******* hate listening to commentators who talk down the game or talk down bumps and fights etc
Your there to call the action and add excitement not try and be the PC police

Special Comments
Jason Dunstall
Garry Lyon

These 2 provide the best comments on the game when I listen to MMM, they tell you things that arent obvious like ' you get the feeling the next goal is a big one'

Bryan Taylor ( Boundary Rider )
Sounds much better when he worked on the MMM team

 

[Faysals Swans]

Huddo would have to be up there

 

[craffles]

BT & Luke Darcy. I love these guys. Their knowledge of our game is unsurpassed and their commentary is always insightful. Game needs more like these two.

 

[Moo]

Brian Taylor and 2x6 packs of beer

 

[pieman123]

Brian taylor and Dwayne Russell with Robert Walls special comments. Cant beat that.

 

[BlakeyNoFlakey]

I can see this thread is going downhill already

 

[Big Fresh]

I can see this thread is going downhill already

Yep, it was inevitably going to become about how bad we have it now.

 

[JohnnyFontane90]

one word: dennis

 

[Topkent]

Welp gonna unwatch my own thread

 

[DardySingh360]

Dwayne and Basil calling. With special comments from Luke Darcy and Tony Shaw.

Glen Slapobitch on the boundary.

 

[Swooper18]

There are plenty of threads about the shittest commentators
Well, pick your ultimate team and set up

For mine it would be this


James Brayshaw
Michael Christensen

I love the excitement these 2 call the game with, I ******* hate listening to commentators who talk down the game or talk down bumps and fights etc
Your there to call the action and add excitement not try and be the PC police

Special Comments
Jason Dunstall
Garry Lyon

These 2 provide the best comments on the game when I listen to MMM, they tell you things that arent obvious like ' you get the feeling the next goal is a big one'

Dennis Commetti ( Boundary Rider )
Sounds much better when he interacts with the MMM team and not with Bwuce

Dennis would rotate with the play by play commentators for different games

His surname is Christian.

 

[Kram]

Glen Jackovich just by himself.

 

[Scotland]

Glen Jackovich just by himself.

Tough gig.

Special comments from Jon Dorotich.

 

[The_Eagles]

Dennis
Karl Langdon
Garry Lyon
Gerard Healy

 

[Scotland]

WA All-Stars

Ross Glendinning
Ken Judge
Glen Jakovich

Drew Banfield boundary rider

 

[x_les_x]

BT & Luke Darcy. I love these guys. Their knowledge of our game is unsurpassed and their commentary is always insightful. Game needs more like these two.

Surely this person would be right up there with them

 

[Inertia]

Sandy Roberts & Huddo.

 

[coniglio_number1]

Rex hunt was a good caller if u ignore the racism

 

[Dan]

 

[crafty_bernardo]

Healy, Hudson, Cometti & Dunstall

 

[E Shed]

Just that English guy who does the Premier League, Martin Tyler. Lots of long periods of just crowd noise with the occasional interjection calling the players names and such and then the great windup when there is a goal.
Someone on the ground to cross to if there is an injury and to give colour in the breaks between quarters, maybe umpire mics.
Honestly the whole thing would go to another level. Less is more.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

It's almost ridiculous how good Premier League commentary is. One man calling, one commenting, only talking when required (it's TV, we can see what's going on).

Anyway for me I'd have Tim Lane and Sandy Roberts calling, with comments from Wayne Carey. That's it.

 

[Suma Magic]

Drew Morphet
Sandy Roberts
Carey special comments
Richo on the boundary - used sparingly

 

[Suma Magic]

Nightmare team:

Welsh and Jako on the boundary
Special comments from Tony Shaw, Dermott and Darcy
Basil as the only man calling the game

 

[Leather Poisoning]

Russel Brand and Carl Barron