So I keep getting woken up by these bloody possums, scratching and thumping the walls and roof. Occasionally hissing and screaming like the demon spawn they are. I know I can't kill them cos they're protected, and I know some other laws which seem ridiculous to me, like youcan't relocate them more than 50 metres. But i want this to end, I can't take it anymore.
So what do I do?
So what do I do?