Puns

[ponsdale]

Am I the only one not getting it or are others confused?

You are not alone.

 

[d33my]

Sorry for confusion. FWIW I'm 99% sure MofoTurtle is some sort of bot.*



*erm, apologies if not.

 

[Klyntonius]

Five posts in a row without a pun doesn't Fitz well with this thread.

 

[CWaffles]

Five posts in a row without a pun doesn't Fitz well with this thread.

yeah this thread was really at the Cross roads, thanks for saving the Day.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

yeah this thread was really at the Cross roads, thanks for saving the Day.

Saving the day had to be Dunn.

 

[Tulip]

Saving the day had to be Dunn.

I'm conVinced that were in the Hunt tomorrow

 

[SuburbanMe]

anyone going to BAIL early this week if we're getting flogged at half time?

 

[Klyntonius]

Well, Wattsever the result, I'm confident we won't be playing bRoos free footy.

 

[Tulip]

Look, as long as Dawesy stays out of Harmes way I think we'll be okay.

 

[lanky_wes]

I reckon the Dawes might be opening for a demons win today, fingers Crossed

 

[RandB]

China is banning puns and wordplay

Crimson Azure

China's Orwellian ban

China announced a ban on puns and casual alteration of idioms last week, warning that wordplay could lead to”cultural and linguistic chaos.”

 

[Cannon82]

China is banning puns and wordplay

Crimson Azure

China's Orwellian ban

Not a moment too soon, either. A digging implement should always be called an implement for digging.

 

[Bluelegs]

 

[Crimson Azure]

Howe did I get a like from a ran-Dom Opp poster in this thread today? Hasn't been a Newton post for a month. Yes I know that was a Stretch, so please no Frost-y responses.

I assume it must have been a Fannie (De Villiers) post.

I think I might go to McDonald's to celebrate but last time I went there I got something stuck in my Garlett after someone started singing the Ritchie Valens song: La la la lumumba!

I don't know Howe to end this post or watts right but I'm Brayshaw that I can con-Vince you all that if I Petracca & Neal-Bullen with no reasonable connection or pun, the fact I went on the Hunt, will get forgiveness.

Riley I did my best so don't be Cross. I'm not Kent. That's it I'm Dunn & Gawn, so don't treat me like the witches of Salem because I Bail. If you Jones for more I'm here but for now I'll Jetta before I Grimes this thread & my Spencer.

Sorry.

 

[youngbear]

Howe did I get a like from a ran-Dom Opp poster in this thread today? Hasn't been a Newton post for a month. Yes I know that was a Stretch, so please no Frost-y responses.

I assume it must have been a Fannie (De Villiers) post.

I think I might go to McDonald's to celebrate but last time I went there I got something stuck in my Garlett after someone started singing the Ritchie Valens song: La la la lumumba!

I don't know Howe to end this post or watts right but I'm Brayshaw that I can con-Vince you all that if I Petracca & Neal-Bullen with no reasonable connection or pun, the fact I went on the Hunt, will get forgiveness.

Riley I did my best so don't be Cross. I'm not Kent. That's it I'm Dunn & Gawn, so don't treat me like the witches of Salem because I Bail. If you Jones for more I'm here but for now I'll Jetta before I Grimes this thread & my Spencer.

Sorry.

No Harmes done in that post... You are King

 

[LeverPuller]

Not this Kenting s**t again.

 

[Amarula]

Howe did I get a like from a ran-Dom Opp poster in this thread today? Hasn't been a Newton post for a month. Yes I know that was a Stretch, so please no Frost-y responses.

I assume it must have been a Fannie (De Villiers) post.

I think I might go to McDonald's to celebrate but last time I went there I got something stuck in my Garlett after someone started singing the Ritchie Valens song: La la la lumumba!

I don't know Howe to end this post or watts right but I'm Brayshaw that I can con-Vince you all that if I Petracca & Neal-Bullen with no reasonable connection or pun, the fact I went on the Hunt, will get forgiveness.

Riley I did my best so don't be Cross. I'm not Kent. That's it I'm Dunn & Gawn, so don't treat me like the witches of Salem because I Bail. If you Jones for more I'm here but for now I'll Jetta before I Grimes this thread & my Spencer.

Sorry.

Just oozes "cultural & linguistic chaos", doesn't it though!!

 

[Cannon82]

Some people always Vandenberg too hard.