Official Team Thread PUNT ROAD MULLETS FFFCC

[fumbler]

Round 1!

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...-mullets-at-junction-oval-5-day-test.1121450/

Test Side

1. fumbler - LHB - Opener ( C )
2. Wacky Tiger - RHB - Opener
3. TheTigerEffect - LHB
4. Helen Wheels - RHB
5. TooUglyForFugly - RHB
6. tigland - LHB - Keeper*
7. Klim - RHB - RAF
8. Hate - RHB - RAM
9. Gentlemen - RHB - RLS
10. Grockadoc - LHB - RAF
11. This Is Anfield - RHB - RAF

12th Man. rfctiger74 - RHB - ROS

 

[Helen Wheels]

Test Side

1. fumbler - LHB - Opener ( C )
2. Wacky Tiger - RHB - Opener
3. TheTigerEffect - LHB
4. Helen Wheels - RHB
5. TooUglyForFugly - RHB
6. tigland - LHB - Keeper*
7. Klim - RHB - RAF
8. Hate - RHB - RAM
9. Gentlemen - RHB - RLS
10. Grockadoc - LHB - RAF
11. This Is Anfield - RHB - RAF

12th Man. rfctiger74 - RHB - ROS

The Invincibles, no less.

 

[fumbler]

The Invincibles, no less.

To busy drinking to stand up.

 

[Helen Wheels]

To busy drinking to stand up.

The Romans always reclined while imbibing at Bacchanalian celebrations. Strip down to your underwear and drink out of a jug.

 

[fumbler]

The Romans always reclined while imbibing at Bacchanalian celebrations. Strip down to your underwear and drink out of a jug.

So now you want me to put clothes on?

Well lucky i have a very long straw.

 

[Nuffers]

A magnificent 12th man.

 

[fumbler]

A magnificent 12th man.

If grock named the side you would a got in.

 

[Nuffers]

If grock named the side you would a got in.

What! I didn't make the team??? You campaigners!!

 

[fumbler]

What! I didn't make the team??? You campaigners!!

Thought you needed a rest after all that Monkey oil you drank after the practice match.

 

[fumbler]

My bad for leaving Buffers out but I made up for it by getting Thatsapaddlin at my local you buy now shop.

Welcome to the side

 

[Paddles_]

Great to be here lads. Hopefully I can put my experience to good use for the team.

 

[Nuffers]

Great to be here lads. Hopefully I can put my experience to good use for the team.

They're getting a thorough spanking, welcome to the equivalent of the Dutch 3rds.

 

[Helen Wheels]

Great to be here lads. Hopefully I can put my experience to good use for the team.

Thanks and welcome Thatsapaddlin. The situation is basically what you see depicted below (Furies Mullets on the left, Vics on the right)

 

[fumbler]

They're getting a thorough spanking, welcome to the equivalent of the Dutch 3rds.

But with more ovens.

Next weeks side is changed.

 

[Helen Wheels]

Our medical staff, led by Dr Stephen Drunk, are alarmed at this recent loss to the Vics, particularly as some of our players were blatantly and shamelessly unaffected by alcohol. (You know who you are.)

A team meeting will be held at The Royal tonight to address what Dr Drunk calls "a sherioush shobriety isshyew".

 

[fumbler]

Please welcome

fitzroybowiedog to the Mullets. Apparently he is a RHB that i converted to LHB Left Fast Bowler, sorry bowiedog.

Wacky Tiger and This Is Anfield will be ever so pleased.


Mullets this is our future.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

You must be desperate if you're asking me to bowl with my Left.
I apologize in advance for all the wides i'm going to bowl.

 

[Helen Wheels]

You must be desperate if you're asking me to bowl with my Left.
I apologize in advance for all the wides i'm going to bowl.

Love your mullet.

 

[fumbler]

You must be desperate if you're asking me to bowl with my Left.
I apologize in advance for all the wides i'm going to bowl.

It's amazing what a few Helen Wheels roast meals can do for you.

Love your mullet.

Not long enough for me, seems to be an office worker me thinks.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Love your mullet.

It's a classic.

 

[This Is Anfield]

Please welcome

fitzroybowiedog to the Mullets. Apparently he is a RHB that i converted to LHB Left Fast Bowler, sorry bowiedog.

Wacky Tiger and This Is Anfield will be ever so pleased.


Mullets this is our future.

Surely that's fitzroybowiedog in and Wacky Tiger out!!

 

[Helen Wheels]

It's amazing what a few Helen Wheels roast meals can do for you.

You know I can do coq au vin. I can also roast a superb utensil.

 

[fumbler]

You know I can do coq au vin. I can also roast a superb utensil. View attachment 208694

Brings all the boys to Helens yard.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Brings all the boys to Helens yard.

Is there a hill hoist?

 

[Wacky Tiger]

Please welcome

fitzroybowiedog to the Mullets. Apparently he is a RHB that i converted to LHB Left Fast Bowler, sorry bowiedog.

Wacky Tiger and This Is Anfield will be ever so pleased.


Mullets this is our future.