Media Qox Sports Media Presents: The Virgin Cup

[Big Red Machine]

At first I thought my phone was vibrating to let me know I had a new email or message but it turns out it was the collective trembling of every other candidate as they witness the inevitable climb to greatness of the one and only Lord_Flashheart.

You've always been a very modest man Flashy.

 

[captain blood 17]

This will assist you virgins out there..

 

[This Is Anfield]

This will assist you virgins out there..

You know the story about the recording of this classic!
I should have been a Rock God, I only lacked the talent and the looks!

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

I remember trying to do something for rookies in S16 but it was a massive flop on my end.

Good stuff Danoz.

I know I've heard this before. A pill usually fixes it though.

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

You know the story about the recording of this classic!
I should have been a Rock God, I only lacked the talent and the looks!

You've got the banging Heroin into your utensil down pat then?

 

[This Is Anfield]

You've got the banging Heroin into your utensil down pat then?

Due to the lack of talent and looks, I was reduced to cooking parts of banana peel for my kicks!

 

[telsor]

You've got the banging Heroin into your utensil down pat then?

I tried that, but like most pricks, the needles wilt in shame when they draw near the beast.

 

[zackah]

Thread title totally misleading

 

[Ant Bear]

I don't even remember the last time I was a virgin, but...bookies have closed the market. Declare the Bear.

 

[telsor]

Thread title totally misleading

I think the prize is a virgin.

 

[This Is Anfield]

I don't even remember the last time I was a virgin, but...bookies have closed the market. Declare the Bear.

I think the prize is a virgin.

And I will drink her blood!

 

[telsor]

And I will drink her blood!

Dude, you do NOT go down on her while she's on the rag...that's just so wrong.

 

[This Is Anfield]

Dude, you do NOT go down on her while she's on the rag...that's just so wrong.

Mate!!!!! I will only drink her blood after I sacrifice her on the Scouse Altar!

 

[telsor]

Mate!!!!! I will only drink her blood after I sacrifice her on the Scouse Altar!

What a waste of a perfectly good virgin (unless she's ugly of course).

 

[This Is Anfield]

What a waste of a perfectly good virgin (unless she's ugly of course).

Mate, I've got thousands! I collect them.

 

[telsor]

Mate, I've got thousands! I collect them.

How do you stand the whining?

 

[Wacky Tiger]

Ignoring us doesn't make us go away.

Who said that

 

[Frankston Rover]

Mate, I've got thousands! I collect them.

I'm from Frankston. What's a virgin?

 

[The Filth Wizard]

This is Qox Sports media is it?

I've got thumbs in pies I didn't know were pies.

 

[A Bit High]

This is Qox Sports media is it?

I've got thumbs in pies I didn't know were pies.

Now I know your secret

 

[Wacky Tiger]

Now I know your secret

If you ever drop a mark in Qooty again The Filth Wizard you have some serious explaining to do

 

[This Is Anfield]

Now I know your secret

A girl's best friend!

 

[brahj]

Dude, you do NOT go down on her while she's on the rag...that's just so wrong.

When the river runs red, take the dirt track instead.

 

[This Is Anfield]

Feel this thread has taken a turn in a direction it shouldn't have gone!!!!

 

[telsor]

Feel this thread has taken a turn in a direction it shouldn't have gone!!!!

Then my work here is done.