Random thoughts not worthy of a thread (Part I)

[Hojuman]

Ahhh thats the stuff! Usually buy the cheap stuff...Gordons! That used to farking do it for me. Jesus I wish I was 20 again hahaha


1/2 a bottle and you will be.

Just remember the worm is in the " tequila " bottle....

 

[LuvtheKangas]

Thought you were coming out with the funnies ?
3 wives, Korean, Chinese and Japanese walk into a bar.....

Punchline:

And geez Hojuman was in deep s**t when they realised they were all married to him.

 

[TooUglyForFugly]

Don't take this the wrong way, but it doesn't surprise me that much that you'd watch that.

I don't. That is disgusting and illegal in spirit.

 

[IschenkoUBeauty]

Ahhh thats the stuff! Usually buy the cheap stuff...Gordons! That used to farking do it for me. Jesus I wish I was 20 again hahaha


1/2 a bottle and you will be.

Just remember the worm is in the " tequila " bottle....

Had some memories or forgettable experiences on the tequila hahahaha. And usually theyve been in public with no immediate escape from embarrassment. Hahah

 

[TooUglyForFugly]

Apologies to Vic and City. City now 8 points ahead of Brisbane.

Suck it Alonso and Raikonnen.

 

[LuvtheKangas]

I don't. That is disgusting and illegal in spirit.

I would suggest that legality has very little, if anything, to do with spirit.

 

[TooUglyForFugly]

I would suggest that legality has very little, if anything, to do with spirit.

Just let me have that.

 

[Hojuman]

An octopus, worm and my first wife walk into a bar......

" help me......please......"

 

[LuvtheKangas]

An octopus, worm and my first wife walk into a bar......

" help me......please......"

The Japanese version

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

An octopus, worm and my first wife walk into a bar......

" help me......please......"

SO the worm says "do you find it hard getting up on these stools?"
The Octopus replies " No I have these handy little suckers on my tentacles which help"
They both look over to my first wife, and with a bewildered look on her face she says "Sorry I was blowing the barman, did you say something?"

 

[IschenkoUBeauty]

Got Tom Petty andthe Heartbreakers blasting at my joint And I'm drunk hHahH

 

[Hojuman]

SO the worm says "do you find it hard getting up on these stools?"
The Octopus replies " No I have these handy little suckers on my tentacles which help"
They both look over to my first wife, and with a bewildered look on her face she says "Sorry I was blowing the barman, did you say something?"

How did you know ? ? ?

 

[TooUglyForFugly]

I love Carl Barron. No homo.

 

[IschenkoUBeauty]

I love Carl Barron. No homo.

I LOVE WAYNE CAREY. NO HOMO.

 

[NorthernLights]

Got Tom Petty andthe Heartbreakers blasting at my joint And I'm drunk hHahH

Oh yeah
All right
Take it easy baby
Make it last.. (Make it last all night)
She was
AN AMERICAN GIRL

 

[IschenkoUBeauty]

Got Motley Crue blasting now. Just after I made out with my Wayne Carey pic on my desk. Hahahahaha

 

[IschenkoUBeauty]

No Homo NO HOMO

 

[Engimal]

Got Tom Petty andthe Heartbreakers blasting at my joint And I'm drunk hHahH

He knows how to write a song or two.

 

[ShinbonerBaz]

I love Carl Barron. No homo.

Me too

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Got Motley Crue blasting now. Just after I made out with my Wayne Carey pic on my desk. Hahahahaha

Dr Feelgood. the first concert I ever went to

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

My eyebrows have been the same length all my life, suddenly a few random hairs have decided to break out and grow abnormal lengths. Why eyebrows are you trying to blind me?

 

[IschenkoUBeauty]

I've been paranoid about going bald for a few months. Asked probably the most insulting people on the face of the earth for their opinion, and they said I have nothing to worry about. Hur.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Two words: tentacle pr0n.

 

[Hojuman]

Sunday boys.......and Hojuman said " let there be light " ......

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Sunday boys.......and Hojuman said " let there be light " ......

I prefer the paul hogan show.