Game Day Round 21: Melbourne v GW$ (17/08/2014)

[Tulip]

Is this our worst game since 186? Possibly ever?

 

[Cannon82]

McAvaney quoting Dylan Thomas in a Melbourne GWS match. We have hit rock bottom, folks.

 

[MUYB]

Top ten worst performances any team any era.

 

[dee_mac]

We cannot football

 

[Cannon82]

Name 5 players bar nathan jones on the field today that will get a game in a top 8-10 side. Melbourne have the poorest list management and recruiting skills in the AFL. I say bring in port melbourne and demote your shameful club to the VAFA.

If that happens, your mob would be right behind us. Put up a great fight against the Brisbane cubs last night.

 

[Darksidepoints]

Is this our worst game since 186? Possibly ever?

All things considered, yep.

 

[stretcharmstrong]

We are no better than we were under Neeld. We are still the worst team to ever take the field.

 

[IQ3]

Piss off you chode, you guys got most money in the AFL and the 2nd best player and can't make the finals.

yeah it's bad i know

 

[Deemanding]

Name 5 players bar nathan jones on the field today that will get a game in a top 8-10 side. Melbourne have the poorest list management and recruiting skills in the AFL. I say bring in port melbourne and demote your shameful club to the VAFA.

* off back to your own board a-hole

 

[butters88]

How many goals did we kick last quarter last year to beat GWS?

 

[Cromulent1]

Came to the freaking game with the bloody flu....didn't want to miss out on a rare win. Chunts.

 

[Cannon82]

We need to kick at least 44 more behinds to win this.

 

[Topkent]

Why did Lyndenn Dunn sign on with us? What a ******* Idiot
Could have got a real nice contract somewhere else like Hawthorn but signed on here

Dumb *

 

[butters88]

Can't help having injuries. We will win a flag before you make finals. And having money means nothing when there is a salary cap. Get 20,000 through the gates then come back to me.

I do believe your the one who came to us... and your kidding if you think your going to win a flag under FIGJAM

 

[Cannon82]

Can't help having injuries. We will win a flag before you make finals. And having money means nothing when there is a salary cap. Get 20,000 through the gates then come back to me.

Carlton will make finals before you blokes. You're stuck with Buckley as Eddie is a stubborn git and he's steadily dropping you guys down the ladder despite having one of the best lists in the competition.

 

[Topkent]

"it tastes like nectar right now"

I think I might actually ring channel 7 and complain

 

[Crimson Azure]

Jamar makes the most of a bad kick.

 

[Crimson Azure]

We could win total scoring shots today.

 

[Topkent]

Jamar makes the most of a bad kick.

Now I get why Dawes and Frawley dont bother leading, its just gonna be kicked to their opponent anyway

 

[dee_mac]

Suggest name change to the melbourne shitpigs

 

[Cannon82]

Viney has been regressing in the second half of the season. McDonald is running towards our forward 50, and Viney runs across his path 5 metres from and towards the boundary line looking for the handball. Clever stuff.

 

[Sprout]

I hope we're tanking. I'd hate to think this is us trying to win.

I've got some bad news for you then.

 

[Topkent]

Suggest name change to the melbourne shitpigs

Tasmanian Devils

 

[Crimson Azure]

Suggest name change to the melbourne shitpigs

That would be an insult to both s**t and pigs.

 

[Cannon82]

Jetta belting Palmer in the head. The 5 years before this season are forgiven.