1 Day Round 3, 2015 - Punt Road Mullets v Northern Phoenix at Punt Road Oval [50 overs]

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And this week at Punt Road Oval it seems as though the groundsmen have rolled the pitch in so much it's dustier than than Wacky's wallet at shouting time.


  1. Nuffers - L
  2. Wacky Tiger - R
  3. tigland - L - K
  4. Helen Wheels - R
  5. fumbler - L ( C )
  6. TheTigerEffect - L
  7. mcuzzy - L - LM
  8. Klim - R - RF
  9. Gentlemen - R - LS
  10. Grockadoc - L - RF
  11. This Is Anfield - R - RF
12th Man. Eagleoz - R

Beng
 
fumbler said:
And this week at Punt Road Oval it seems as though the groundsmen have rolled the pitch in so much it's dustier than than Wacky's wallet at shouting time.
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In that case, these Northern Fairyknickers (is that how it's pronounciated?) batsmen had better check their protective apparatus around the groinal area.
Anfield will be castrating the unwary with his thunderbolts.
 

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OFFICIAL NORTHERN PHOENIX LINE-UP FOR ROUND 3

   Player         Type       Bat  Bowl
1  Danoz          Pure Bat   r
2  Magruder       Pure Bat   r
3  Gibbsy         Pure Bat   r
4  Reardo         Pure Bat   r
5  The Half Back  WK         r    wk  (c)
6  HARPSichord    Pure Bat   l
7  Van_Dyke       Pure Bat   r
8  Deddy          Bowl AR    r    ls
9  brahj          Pure Bowl  l    lf
10 Easty          Pure Bowl  r    lf
11 Broken         Pure Bowl  r    f

Loaded up with batsmen this week on a flat track, hopefully Easty will actually bowl quick this week and not darts.
Also looking for a big knock from Magruder, he was nervous about facing the first pill so I've swapped him and Danoz. As for the middle order, Gibbsy was one of the only blokes to put up a decent score last week, Reardo comes back in after a brilliant knocks round 1, myself slotted in at 5 and HARPSichord and Van_Dyke rounding out the top 7.

Our bowling pack is quick with Easty and brahj the Mitchell Johnson and Starc of fantasy cricket. Put that alongside the experienced Broken and we're onto a winner. Our number 8 is the all-rounder Deddy who can push through his overs really quickly and build the pressure.

Beng, please make sure Easty bowls fast this week pls :hearts::hearts:
 
mcuzzy said:
Oh s**t, forgot to bring my bat to the game.

Ahwell, time to swallow a few packets of cialis.
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That will just wear off in an hour or so. As your utensil doc, I would recommend an injection of formaldehyde. Trust me on this one. (The fitment of the cricket box may be an issue, however.)
 
I'm channelling the Peter Siddle diet for this one. But to make it easier, I'm chucking the two dozen bananas in a blender, along with a bottle of baileys, a tub of chocolate choc chip ice cream, 500ml protein powder and a caramello koala before chugging it down.
 
Broken said:
I'm channelling the Peter Siddle diet for this one. But to make it easier, I'm chucking the two dozen bananas in a blender, along with a bottle of baileys, a tub of chocolate choc chip ice cream, 500ml protein powder and a caramello koala before chugging it down.
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Only if you make enough to share with all of us.
 
Helen Wheels said:
That will just wear off in an hour or so. As your utensil doc, I would recommend an injection of formaldehyde. Trust me on this one. (The fitment of the cricket box may be an issue, however.)
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I have an eski full of coldies and the snags will be ready on the barbie, so I don't intend on being at the crease for any longer than 15 minutes this week.

#6orsticks
 
The Half Back said:
Code: 
OFFICIAL NORTHERN PHOENIX LINE-UP FOR ROUND 3

   Player         Type       Bat  Bowl
1  Danoz          Pure Bat   r
2  Magruder       Pure Bat   r
3  Gibbsy         Pure Bat   r
4  Reardo         Pure Bat   r
5  The Half Back  WK         r    wk  (c)
6  HARPSichord    Pure Bat   l
7  Van_Dyke       Pure Bat   r
8  Deddy          Bowl AR    r    ls
9  brahj          Pure Bowl  l    lf
10 Easty          Pure Bowl  r    lf
11 Broken         Pure Bowl  r    f

Loaded up with batsmen this week on a flat track, hopefully Easty will actually bowl quick this week and not darts.
Also looking for a big knock from Magruder, he was nervous about facing the first pill so I've swapped him and Danoz. As for the middle order, Gibbsy was one of the only blokes to put up a decent score last week, Reardo comes back in after a brilliant knocks round 1, myself slotted in at 5 and HARPSichord and Van_Dyke rounding out the top 7.

Our bowling pack is quick with Easty and brahj the Mitchell Johnson and Starc of fantasy cricket. Put that alongside the experienced Broken and we're onto a winner. Our number 8 is the all-rounder Deddy who can push through his overs really quickly and build the pressure.

Beng, please make sure Easty bowls fast this week pls :hearts::hearts:
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Got the drinks ready cap'in
 

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mcuzzy said:
I have an eski full of coldies and the snags will be ready on the barbie, so I don't intend on being at the crease for any longer than 15 minutes this week.

#6orsticks
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Don't you want BIGGER, LONGER LASTING Fantasy Cricket? OK, suit yourself. :mad:
 
mcuzzy said:
I have an eski full of coldies and the snags will be ready on the barbie, so I don't intend on being at the crease for any longer than 15 minutes this week.

#6orsticks
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I can take a scotch on the rocks to the crease and be back in the pavilion before the ice melts.
 
Nuffers said:
I can take a scotch on the rocks to the crease and be back in the pavilion before the ice melts.
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Many, many years ago when I smoked I was playing in Geelong and struggling with the bat, I lit up a smoke and a wicket fell, I turned to a teammate and said hold that for me went out and smacked the first ball, a hip high full toss, straight down square legs throat, trudged off and took my ciggie back. :(
 
Easty said:
Pint in one hand and with a dart hanging out of my gob.
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If you can run in 100 metres without spilling a drop, I'll be impressed.
 
Van_Dyke said:
What is he, a miracle worker?
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Well it is a miracle that he still holds the record for most wickets by a Norther Phoenix player.
 
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