Unofficial Preview Round 5 v Ladder Holding Lions of Lastville

[Equus]

banter
Line breaks: ban¦ter
Pronunciation: /ˈbantə /
NOUN
[MASS NOUN]

• The playful and friendly exchange of teasing remarks:there was much good-natured banter

Welcome to the third banter thread of the year. We are up against the ladder holding Lions. Once a powerhouse, now our bunny for a number of years now.

Rules to keep in mind in this thread:

- Read the definition of banter above, do not cross that line
- If you post in here, prepare to defend yourself, don't cry mod if you don't like your response
- The mods will not get involved unless you cross the line (Brisbane or Richmond supporter)
- What is said in the banter thread stays in the banter thread, you will cop infractions if you take quotes elsewhere
- The thread will be closed once the game begins, the purpose is enjoy the lead up to the game
- Images and gifs are allowed but don't overdo it
- Have some fun, the more outlandish claims the better

And with that, begin!

PS: Free likes for every single post here.

 

[Equus]

I'll start.

The tradition of rooting Lions will carry on for another 100000000000000 years.

 

[AJ Green]

Lions wouldn't even be able to beat the bye

 

[Equus]

IF the Lions had an intra-club match, both teams would lose. By 100.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

Lions wouldn't even be able to beat the bye

Richmond wouldn't even be able to beat Brisbane, yeah

 

[DontArgue4]

Richmond wouldn't even be able to beat Brisbane, yeah

Hahaha actually had a good laugh at this

 

[Haso]

The Tigers list and by extension their supporters all look like dorks.

 

[Jimmybob]

Seems the 25% smaller brain is common in the Lion supporter aswell.

 

[AJ Green]

Richmond wouldn't even be able to beat Brisbane, yeah

I cant remember the last time u beat us at the Gabba. Lucky for us ur missing ur best forward Luke McGuane

 

[DontArgue4]

Brisbane's list and by extension their supporters eat poo, a lot.

 

[Haso]

The Tiger Army is comprised of rapscallions and no-goodnicks with dubious morals and no prospects.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

Brisbane will expose Richmond as bunnies on Thursday

 

[hagansbull]

Lions wouldn't even be able to beat the bye

No, I reckon they would beat Carlton

 

[Equus]

Brisbane will expose Richmond as bunnies on Thursday

We are bunnies. How else do you think we have such a large membership base?

 

[Haso]

We are bunnies. How else do you think we have such a large membership base?

HE'S TALKING ABOUT SEX EVERYBODY.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

We are bunnies. How else do you think we have such a large membership base?

wow, good comeback, you will be needing another when you're down 10 goals at 3 quarter time on Thursday

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

Luke McGuane's first game against Brisbane registered an egg on the scoreboard, that was in 2008 when Richmond finished 9th again

 

[Roachy8]

Luke McGuane's first game against Brisbane registered an egg on the scoreboard, that was in 2008 when Richmond finished 9th again

Solid pick up by you guys then......
(Still your best forward)

 

[Deanos]

Luke McGuane's first game against Brisbane registered an egg on the scoreboard, that was in 2008 when Richmond finished 9th again

.................

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

.................

Is that Luke celebrating this week after he kicks 6 and puts egg on Richmond's face for letting him go?

 

[DrMike]

McGuane was picked up by a team?

Hahahahaha

 

[Equus]

wow, good comeback, you will be needing another when you're down 10 goals at 3 quarter time on Thursday

Fantasy.

Brisbane is like 6 months in a leaky boat. They are lucky just to keep afloat.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

McGuane was picked up by a team?

Hahahahaha

He hasn't been picked up by a team before?

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

Fantasy.

Brisbane is like 6 months in a leaky boat. They are lucky just to keep afloat.

Tell me more, haven't you been sinking for 34 years?

 

[tigs2010]

wow, good comeback, you will be needing another when you're down 10 goals at 3 quarter time on Thursday

Would have laughed if it wasn't true.