Official Match Thread S14 Round 1: The Roys FC v West Coast Wonders @ Brunswick Street Oval

[Frothies Mcveigh]

Game to be simmed on Monday

Teams to be submitted by Friday

Can't remember if the Roys have a more recent home ground, if so Mobbs could you change it?

 

[Carn the Roys!]

What's this? Another season... Time to bust the team out of jail and/or the nursing home.

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

The fixture has been kind. Playing the Roy's rd 1 is like an extra week of pre season.

Thanks in advance

 

[Jobe3votes]

Yeah WGS it's like playing Gold Coast Suns early in 2011 & Greater Western Sydney early this season, the Roys are a dump of a team, and we going to dump them in some royal s**t in this match.

No viagra needed here for this % booster

thankyou come again ...

 

[WAG]

Quality start Jobby!

 

[Easty]

Have you seen jobeys best game ever?

It's against a quality SFA side

 

[Freakie]

I remember when I had my first beer, it was 1982, perms and mullets where fashionable. Good times. Now kids these days drink crap that needs fruit in it to taste good and have birds nests on their head! What's next? Hypercolour t-shirts to come back into fashion?

 

[3KZ is Football]

Roys by lots and lots and lots and lots. After this match, the West Coast will really be wondering!

 

[ClarkeM]

Back in town Wonders! Let's get it rocking

 

[3KZ is Football]

Back in town Wonders! Let's get it rocking

The Infamous West Coast Wonders School Girl (Mature Age Student - University of the Third Age)

It's all football and loose women for ClarkeM and the West Coast Wonders

 

[ClarkeM]

Are you a supporter of racism, discrimination and violence against ethnics other than whites?

 

[croweater 41]

Go team

 

[3KZ is Football]

Are you a supporter of racism, discrimination and violence against ethnics other than whites?

No.

(aside) Oh my goodness, we've got a live one here.

With ClarkeM playing for the West Coast Wonderbras it should be Roys by lots and lots and lots and lots to the power of lots.

ClarkeM ... thinks.

 

[Carn the Roys!]

Are you a supporter of racism, discrimination and violence against ethnics other than whites?

Are you trying to recruit for some weird cult again?

 

[Jobe3votes]

Quality start Jobby!

Why thank you Madam

 

[Jobe3votes]

Have you seen jobeys best game ever?

It's against a quality SFA side

you can only beat who you play, kinda like my Bombers smashing your Doggies twice in 2011

 

[Fred]

I've even got new boots for this season. The old one's were totally worn out.

 

[3KZ is Football]

I'm still playing in my old plastic Ron Barassi's. They have stood the test of time.

"He was one of the first footballers to have his own footy clinic on television and during the '60s he also launched his infamous "Ron Barassi" footy boots, which school kids worshipped and wished to play in."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Barassi

 

[HawkPatrol]

About ****ing time the season started.

And what better way to kick if off then to play against the Roys, a team simply making up the numbers.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Agh about time. Duggan has been on an extended holiday in the off-season, adjusting to life after marklars mum and myself split up. I spent 3 weeks in Altiyan Childs' luxury cave looking deep into my soul to did the old Duggan within. I got scared. Im still scared, he wants to come back out. I hope he doesn't because he's a total s**t bloke. Only time will tell....

 

[Reardo]

The Wonders baffle me, they bring to the table both quality and mediocrity. Anyway they should prove no match for us this week, Fred has new boots.

 

[Freakie]

How the hell did Fred get new boots? I thought we blew the equipment budget on those ummmm ladies...

 

[FattyLumpkin]

Fred becomes a Life Member & he gets new boots. Or is that you have to get new boots to become a Life Member Get one of them hypercolour tee-shirts Freakie & you become Club Governor or some other made up position! I was President for a year once. Mobbs gave me the presidential tie then pi$$ed off for a couple of years. Bastard never even taught me how to do a half Winsdor & the full Windsor was right out of the question. Wore it as a head band during games til he got back.

Anyway - new season & I'm all pumped up - until I see the drivel the Wonders are posting

 

[Reardo]

Agh about time. Duggan has been on an extended holiday in the off-season, adjusting to life after marklars mum and myself split up. I spent 3 weeks in Altiyan Childs' luxury cave looking deep into my soul to did the old Duggan within. I got scared. Im still scared, he wants to come back out. I hope he doesn't because he's a total s**t bloke. Only time will tell....

I don't mind the old Duggan, better than the new DonStorm.

 

[Jobe3votes]

I don't mind the old Duggan, better than the new DonStorm.

You can't talk young man, my last match against you when I was at the Dragons, I gave you a football lesson, so hopefully you have improved on the field because if you haven't, it's going to be embarrassing for you and the Roys