Official Match Thread S18 First Qualifying Final: Geelong Gumbies vs Dragons FFC at The House of Gumby

[jenny61_99]

She is clearly too busy.
You can take the week off Jenny, don't worry about the match

This moment? Right here? Is the calm before the storm. I've got a few moments this morning.

 

[A Bit High]

Tayl0r looks like Freo v Port round one next year over your way

 

[HARPSichord]

Did you play on the 2 occasions we beat you?

Well I was on the field but you can't call it playing. I was dominating.

 

[A Bit High]

Well I was on the field but you can't call it playing. I was dominating.

So your suggestion we won't beat you guys this week because you're in the side has been proven incorrect by you as we have beaten you twice already with you in the side while you were dominating.

Thank you

 

[Taylor]

Tayl0r looks like Freo v Port round one next year over your way

Yep. No Ryder or Monfries, should be okay.

 

[A Bit High]

Yep. No Ryder or Monfries, should be okay.

Yep agree that we should be ok

 

[Taylor]

Why would you taste soap? Hubby been washing your foul mouth out again?

I'm not married.

I just have a long memory.

 

[HARPSichord]

So your suggestion we won't beat you guys this week because you're in the side has been proven incorrect by you as we have beaten you twice already with you in the side while you were dominating.

Thank you

I can still go up another level.

 

[chefmeister]

So your suggestion we won't beat you guys this week because you're in the side has been proven incorrect by you as we have beaten you twice already with you in the side while you were dominating.

Thank you

 

[A Bit High]

My kids love him in Iron Man

Better?

 

[chefmeister]

I'm not married.

I just have a long memory.

I'm not married but I reckon it's because I'm lacking a long -------------- memory...

 

[Taylor]

I wish Robert Downey Jr was my uncle.

 

[akkaps]

Jizz face?

 

[chefmeister]

My kids love him in Iron Man

Better?

I love him in Less Than Zero.

Not recommended for children...

 

[Taylor]

I'm not married but I reckon it's because I'm lacking a long -------------- memory...

I don't get it?

 

[Danoz]

So your suggestion we won't beat you guys this week because you're in the side has been proven incorrect by you as we have beaten you twice already with you in the side while you were dominating.

Thank you

We at the Dragons play a team game. We're not all about the individual performance. Harps plays his role (dominating). Those two games we lost to you can be put down to others not performing their roles (me). Prepare to have your arse handed to you on a platter this week.

 

[HARPSichord]

I wish Robert Downey Jr was my uncle.

He is already God.

 

[chefmeister]

I wish Robert Downey Jr was my uncle.

C'mon sweetheart, the only reason he revived his career was because he eventually avoided his scumbag friends and family...

 

[chefmeister]

I don't get it?

Neither does he obviously. Probably the main reason you're not married then...

 

[Taylor]

C'mon sweetheart, the only reason he revived his career was because he eventually avoided his scumbag friends and family...

and I'm not a scumbag so it's perfect.

 

[Taylor]

Neither does he obviously. Probably the main reason you're not married then...

Like a retired adult dancer would say, it has been a while since I worked the pole.

 

[boncer34]

Including lesbian cheerleaders.

I'm sold.

 

[chefmeister]

Like a retired adult dancer would say, it has been a while since I worked the pole.

BRB...

 

[Hatchy1992]

These last 5 pages:

 

[HARPSichord]

guiiz stahp