Official Match Thread S18 R07 - Coney Island Warriors vs Mt Buller Demons at Van Cortlandt Park (MOTR)

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[cooney]

Bring it on! Lets grab another win Dees!

 

[Smartys Power]

Come on Dees. Smash the newbies and go back on top.

 

[raven echo]

Better late than never

Time to smash the new kids on the block and retake first.

 

[cooney]

Yeah lets smash these newbies!!

 

[El Dubya]

Hi there Mt Buller Shemons,

I'm sure you're aware we Warriors are new to the competition, but from up on high you may not realise just what kind of team and town Coney Island are. Coney is a part of Brooklyn, the roughest toughest borough of New York, and even though we look friendly, we can and will mess you campaigners up.

We may be young upstarts, but we're more than a match for you nancy boys. So just jump back into your Range Rovers and piss off up to the snow.

Kindest Regards,

El Dubya - Half Back Flank Extraordinaire

 

[cooney]

Hi there Mt Buller Shemons,

I'm sure you're aware we Warriors are new to the competition, but from up on high you may not realise just what kind of team and town Coney Island are. Coney is a part of Brooklyn, the roughest toughest borough of New York, and even though we look friendly, we can and will mess you campaigners up.

We may be young upstarts, but we're more than a match for you nancy boys. So just jump back into your Range Rovers and piss off up to the snow.

Kindest Regards,

El Dubya - Half Back Flank Extraordinaire

Nobody cares.

 

[raven echo]

Hi there Mt Buller Shemons,

I'm sure you're aware we Warriors are new to the competition, but from up on high you may not realise just what kind of team and town Coney Island are. Coney is a part of Brooklyn, the roughest toughest borough of New York, and even though we look friendly, we can and will mess you campaigners up.

We may be young upstarts, but we're more than a match for you nancy boys. So just jump back into your Range Rovers and piss off up to the snow.

Kindest Regards,

El Dubya - Half Back Flank Extraordinaire

Lol the Bronx is the roughest, toughest park of New York. Brooklyn is full of hipster flogs.

 

[El Dubya]

Lol the Bronx is the roughest, toughest park of New York. Brooklyn is full of hipster flogs.

The Bronx is shithouse, and there are still plenty of areas in Brooklyn where you wouldn't want to walk alone at night.

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

Yeah lets smash these newbies!!

Where have I heard this 5 times before?

 

[raven echo]

The Bronx is shithouse, and there are still plenty of areas in Brooklyn where you wouldn't want to walk alone at night.

There are plenty of areas of every major city in the world where you wouldn't want to walk alone at night. Brooklyn isn't unique in that regard.

Coney Island:

The Bronx:

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

Bring it on! Lets grab another win Dees!

You can try and grab it as much as you like but you can't have what's not yours.

 

[Eth]

Ah, the Warriors. I've been looking forward to taking you guys on ever since I heard you tried to dedicate your team bid to the fighting talents of cooney and his outstanding record in this competition. I wanted to go all grammar nazi on the bid, I really did, but I fought the urge and here we are, the Warriors making a fool of themselves in an attempt to impress a league great, someone still talented enough to sit third in the goalkicking and still with the tremendous decision making to pinch the captaincy off me this week.

Damn everything. I need a snow cone.

 

[cooney]

Where have I heard this 5 times before?

I don't know.

You can try and grab it as much as you like but you can't have what's not yours.

We are going to win so it is ours.

 

[El Dubya]

There are plenty of areas of every major city in the world where you wouldn't want to walk alone at night. Brooklyn isn't unique in that regard.

Coney Island:

The Bronx:

Bronx:

Brooklyn:

 

[raven echo]

Bronx:

 

[Frankston Rover]

If the Demons are our biggest rival for the title, I'm booking the engraver now.

Is there a club with a history of sustained failure like the Demons? Well, apart from the Bears...

We are too good, too clean, too sharp and on home soil, I'm front of our adoring fans, I'm predicting a big win.

Then watch the competition s**t their pants.

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

I know right?

J lo is hideous

 

[raven echo]

If the Demons are our biggest rival for the title, I'm booking the engraver now.

Is there a club with a history of sustained failure like the Demons? Well, apart from the Bears...

We are too good, too clean, too sharp and on home soil, I'm front of our adoring fans, I'm predicting a big win.

Then watch the competition s**t their pants.

It's called beginners luck

 

[cooney]

It's called beginners luck

That is exactly right! They don't know what they are in for!! Bring it!

 

[Frankston Rover]

Oh and cooney, not sure what half pies you've been playing on so far but I'm predicting candiehappy will enjoy bending you over this week.

 

[Frankston Rover]

It's called beginners luck

I'm not a beginner.

And I'll take great joy in teaching you how it's done.

Watch and learn, grasshopper.

 

[El Dubya]

I know, you're an ass model, get rid of those tanlines!

 

[invinciBlues]

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[Lord_Flashheart]

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