Official Match Thread S18 R07 - Coney Island Warriors vs Mt Buller Demons at Van Cortlandt Park (MOTR)

[cooney]

Do the demons even have any posters?

Bloody oath we do.

 

[BigJoeD_]

There's no anti Essendon stuff, just anti Robbo and Hird.

It's all good mate, lol

 

[El Dubya]

Bloody oath we do.

 

[lanky_wes]

It's a well known phrase floggo. If you're melting at that imagine the puddle you'll be reduced to by Sunday night.

Well I guess my movement on field will be as fluid as water, weaving in and out of anything in front or around me. And you guys will look like your frozen solid, such will be Mount Buller's domination.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Well I guess my movement on field will be as fluid as water, weaving in and out of anything in front or around me. And you guys will look like your frozen solid, such will be Mount Buller's domination.

Want to bet? I'll bet you my sig that I have more disposals than you.

 

[cooney]

Right here.

 

[BigJoeD_]

Want to bet? I'll bet you my sig that I have more disposals than you.

Left hip mate

 

[El Dubya]

Well I guess my movement on field will be as fluid as water, weaving in and out of anything in front or around me. And you guys will look like your frozen solid, such will be Mount Buller's domination.

There's a reason we're the lowest scored against team in the league, and it's our rock solid back six. No matter how fluid you are you will be smashed into oblivion:

 

[invinciBlues]

Take out lanky_wes in the first, Rhodesy_Blues in the second and Footypie32 in the third

Sounds like someone's had a chat with their bookie. Some of the proceeds are gonna be donated to the "Help the Warriors Get Fast Women and Hard Liquor" fund?

 

[candiehappy]

In your dreams it might happen, but this is the real life son and that stuff doesn't happen!

You sound exactly like the full forwards that I have demolished before you Have a look at our last couple of game threads. Live and learn. At least top up your Death & Disability insurance. Don't be selfish and consider your loved ones.

 

[candiehappy]

I just hope you're not too attached to your teeth...

I'm making a necklace out of my opponents incisors.

 

[cooney]

You sound exactly like the full forwards that I have demolished before you Have a look at our last couple of game threads. Live and learn. At least top up your Death & Disability insurance. Don't be selfish and consider your loved ones.

You haven't come up against a full forward like me.

 

[candiehappy]

You haven't come up against a full forward like me.

True. They've all been quality so far.

 

[Logger]

There's a reason we're the lowest scored against team in the league, and it's our rock solid back six. No matter how fluid you are you will be smashed into oblivion:

You are doomed:

 

[cooney]

True. They've all been quality so far.

I am quality mate.

 

[El Dubya]

You are doomed:

Pssh, limestone is barely rock, more like well arranged sand. Our backline is granite, hard and impenetrable.

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

A big test this week against one of the best on ball divisions in the league.

Leave those guys to me, I'm going to wear my "Warwick Capper special edition" extra tight leopard print footy shorts this weekend. None of those lads will want to come within 10 feet of me. (Nor will they be able to, I have a very special don't argue, you can see it through my shorts)

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

Do the demons even have any posters?

Only on their walls.

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

I'm gonna be sitting in the bleachers. Hopefully this game is a ripper.

You will be back, we are just taking your coming back slowly.

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

Still waiting on the preview - are there any Dees flogs of note?

Who do I take down?

Oi, ease up turbo.

We will smash them but they are not flogs.

Some clubs are just full of flogs but not this group.

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

Bloody oath we do.

You have plenty of posters each match.

Ball hits the post, point to Cooney.

 

[lanky_wes]

Want to bet? I'll bet you my sig that I have more disposals than you.

Sure why not. I'm not overly creative when it comes to those sorts of things, but I think I can back myself in against an old hack

There's a reason we're the lowest scored against team in the league, and it's our rock solid back six. No matter how fluid you are you will be smashed into oblivion:

That's okay, with the dominance our midfield will have over your's we will be kicking goals over their head from the middle of the ground

 

[Smartys Power]

Sure why not. I'm not overly creative when it comes to those sorts of things, but I think I can back myself in against an old hack

We're due for a sig win.

 

[lanky_wes]

We're due for a sig win.

Hasn't yours ended already? I'm pretty sure it was only for the off season.

 

[Smartys Power]

Hasn't yours ended already? I'm pretty sure it was only for the off season.

Yeah I just can't be stuffed changing it.