Official Match Thread S18 R07 - Roys FFC vs Dragons FFC at Brunswick Junction Oval

[boncer34]

Is course to calling the RSPCA on you buddy. On Tapatalk that looks like it got nailed to the wall

That's just how we roll.

 

[chefmeister]

Having read the last page of this thread, I suddenly understand the Dragons FFC. A team that likes talking about their flutes.

Wel at least you're seeing the forest through the trees.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Wel at least you're seeing the forest through the trees.

More penis metaphors? You Dragons are really single minded.

 

[Big Red Machine]

Wel at least you're seeing the forest through the trees.

But can the Roy Boys smell their own s**t on their knees?

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[chefmeister]

More penis metaphors? You Dragons are really single minded.

Ummm, ok boss.

 

[jenny61_99]

More penis metaphors? You Dragons are really single minded.

Yep.

 

[chefmeister]

But can the Roy Boys smell their own s**t on their knees?

Would be kinda hard to contort your body into a position to achieve the base source of the smell in the first place wouldn't you think?

 

[jenny61_99]

Would be kinda hard to contort your body into a position to achieve the base source of the smell in the first place wouldn't you think?

Don't most blokes capture it in their hand to get a whiff?

 

[Jatz]

Don't most blokes capture it in their hand to get a whiff?

Your husband is doing it wrong

 

[jenny61_99]

Your husband is doing it wrong

Not my hubby... but most other members of the male species I've come across.

 

[chefmeister]

Not my hubby... but most other members of the male species I've come across.

Are you one of those mythical beings known to most of us mere mortals as 'hyper-sensitive' or in layman's terms, a "squirter"..?

 

[Danoz]

Would be kinda hard to contort your body into a position to achieve the base source of the smell in the first place wouldn't you think?

Simple Marilyn Manson solution.

 

[chefmeister]

Don't most blokes capture it in their hand to get a whiff?

C'mon, how much do you think most blokes can grab a hold of anyway?

 

[akkaps]

More penis metaphors? You Dragons are really single minded.

Just because your afraid of a penis, doesn't mean that you can stop people talking about it.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Just because your afraid of a penis, doesn't mean that you can stop people talking about it.

There's no utensil fear at the Roys. We love one and all. We just don't need to go on about it.

 

[akkaps]

There's no utensil fear at the Roys. We love one and all. We just don't need to go on about it.

So you like utensil for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner?

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Where am I? The schoolyard?

idiotsayswhat

 

[akkaps]

Well you did start it.

And, if you wanted me to say what, you'd have put the small font in white instead of keeping it black.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

but if was white you would never have seen it.

I don't think i started, but my memory isn't what it used to be.

 

[akkaps]

but if was white you would never have seen it.

I don't think i started, but my memory isn't what it used to be.

I still could have said 'what'.

I ain't starting anything.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

I still could have said 'what'.

I ain't starting anything.

but it could be the start of something special.

 

[boncer34]

Not my hubby... but most other members of the male species I've come across.

How is this "hubby" you speak of?

 

[akkaps]

but it could be the start of something special.

Walking to the fridge would be something 'special' for you.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Walking to the fridge would be something 'special' for you.

Why so angry akkaps? There is no need.

 

[Danoz]

Why so angry akkaps? There is no need.

Why don't you go and walk to the fridge fritz boy!!