Official Match Thread S18; R13: Coney Island Warriors vs Gold City Royals at Van Cortlandt Park

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El Dubya said:
Death may clean blood, but it's better than being the jizz mop for the Wonders goo, you flogs are so in love with yourselves it's embarrassing.
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The Wonders and the Royals?
Busy man that SOG... ;)
 

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thetradesman said:
Who's on the wing?

Bout to get tore a new a******
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Did they put you on the wing as a sly reference to the classic Twilight Zone episode?

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"Look, I keep telling you there's a gremlin on the wing of this team!"
 
After our mid-season slump, it was great to see a few players get back into form and I just can't see the Royals matching us for talent.

Lord_Flashheart - 28 disposals last week, zackah - 75 tackles for the season, candiehappy - kept Juggs goalless last week.

Our half back line - Reg Perrin, El Dubya, Sydney Bloods - our biggest loss for the year has been 27 points way back in Round 4.

Mr Smooth - probably our most underrated player - has averaged 18 disposals a game for 217 for the season.

Haduken - 70 marks for the season.

eaglesfan99, Stronzo - combined for 46 goals for the season from the pockets.

thetradesman - 241 disposals for the season.

BigJoeD - probably leading our B'n'F - averages a team high 75.6 DT points per game.

Class, class, class.

Too much for the poor Royals.
 
Marlowe said:
Did they put you on the wing as a sly reference to the classic Twilight Zone episode?

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"Look, I keep telling you there's a gremlin on the wing of this team!"
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As we know with tradesmen, they may be late, they may be messy and they may do some dodgy work but they always make you bleeds from the arse.

You've been warned.
 
Rich (BB code): 
Overall Average for Warriors v Royals
Warriors             Averages             Royals
13.9                 Goals                13.7
9.7                  Behinds              8.3
250.7                Disposals            239.0
130.2                Kicks                124.9
120.5                Handballs            114.1
53.3                 Marks                46.8
29.1                 Tackles              31.5
12.3                 Hit Outs             12.8
12.9                 Frees For            15.8
16.3                 Frees Against        13.1
977.4                DT                   948.9
1170.2               Exie                 1130.3

Warriors average as home team v Royals average as away team
Warriors             Averages             Royals
13.2                 Goals                12.7
9.8                  Behinds              8.7
265.0                Disposals            226.8
136.2                Kicks                119.8
128.8                Handballs            107.0
55.5                 Marks                42.0
29.8                 Tackles              33.0
11.2                 Hit Outs             13.3
13.5                 Frees For            17.5
18.5                 Frees Against        14.5
1010.0               DT                   903.5
1209.2               Exie                 1077.8

Warriors average home against v Royals average away against
Warriors             Averages             Royals
13.7                 Goals                15.8
10.3                 Behinds              8.8
262.2                Disposals            261.0
132.8                Kicks                126.0
129.3                Handballs            135.0
51.3                 Marks                49.8
29.2                 Tackles              31.3
12.8                 Hit Outs             12.0
18.5                 Frees For            14.5
13.5                 Frees Against        17.5
1011.0               DT                   1000.7
1202.2               Exie                 1195.3

Warriors combined home against & away against, and vice versa
Warriors             Averages             Royals
14.5                 Goals                13.2
9.3                  Behinds              9.5
263.0                Disposals            244.5
131.1                Kicks                126.3
131.9                Handballs            118.2
52.7                 Marks                46.7
30.6                 Tackles              31.1
11.6                 Hit Outs             13.1
14.0                 Frees For            18.0
18.0                 Frees Against        14.0
1005.3               DT                   957.3
1202.3               Exie                 1140.0

Predicted Winner: Warriors
 
thetradesman said:
Who's on the wing?

Bout to get tore a new a******
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Aww that's cute.

I'm going to do to you what Port did to the Tigers a couple of weeks ago.
 
timtamWB said:
Aww that's cute.

I'm going to do to you what Port did to the Tigers a couple of weeks ago.
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I don't think so. It's gonna be a tim tam slam...
 

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El Dubya said:
Death may clean blood, but it's better than being the jizz mop for the Royals goo, you flogs are so in love with yourselves it's embarrassing.
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This is coming from the team that has to have the biggest tickets on itself that I've possibly ever seen. It just reeks of hypocrisy.

Believe it or not, all of the big egos at the Royals have learnt humility this season, even okeydoke7 . Maybe it's time we taught you that as well.
 
sverik25 said:
This is coming from the team that has to have the biggest tickets on itself that I've possibly ever seen. It just reeks of hypocrisy.

Believe it or not, all of the big egos at the Royals have learnt humility this season, even okeydoke7 . Maybe it's time we taught you that as well.
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Ok, you can demonstrate on Sunday.
 
sverik25 said:
This is coming from the team that has to have the biggest tickets on itself that I've possibly ever seen. It just reeks of hypocrisy.

Believe it or not, all of the big egos at the Royals have learnt humility this season, even okeydoke7 . Maybe it's time we taught you that as well.
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please the royals couldn't even teach a dog to sit.
 
sverik25 said:
This is coming from the team that has to have the biggest tickets on itself that I've possibly ever seen. It just reeks of hypocrisy.

Believe it or not, all of the big egos at the Royals have learnt humility this season, even okeydoke7 . Maybe it's time we taught you that as well.
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*** Googles 'humility', reads definition. ***

Yeah, nah. There's a reason why you need humility - it's because your team is poo.

Us on the other hand - our tickets are validated. ;)
 
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