Official Match Thread S18 Round 10 Split Week 2 - Gold City Royals vs Baghdad Bandits at The Golden Throne

[okeydoke7]

Do I need to explain everything to you down to the finest detail?

You are having a s**t year. Plain and simple.

And you were pretty s**t last year to.

And you just admitted the previous season you were also pretty bad if you let ME have a go at FF in my first ever season.

I had a decent season two seasons ago, hence I was in Alfie contention up until 2 rounds to go (when I gave you a crack). I had a shocking first 7-8 games last season but stormed home in the second half of the season to end up with a decent year. So far, this season I have been poor. I'll concede that.

What matters is what we both deliver this evening. That will be enough to silence you.

 

[Shermy]

All that matters in the Bandits are going to win todays game, that and I am eating left over potato bake and it is delicious.

 

[beez]

No finals again,
Too many cooks spoil the broth,
Three years in a row.

 

[Marlowe]

No finals again,
Too many cooks spoil the broth,
Three years in a row.

That doesn't even rhyme, you suck.

 

[beez]

That doesn't even rhyme, you suck.

okey, Son of God,
Marlowe Wise Guy Sam Easty
Below .500

 

[Marlowe]

okey, Son of God,
Marlowe Wise Guy Sam Easty
Below .500

.

 

[iBeng]

I had a decent season two seasons ago, hence I was in Alfie contention up until 2 rounds to go (when I gave you a crack). I had a shocking first 7-8 games last season but stormed home in the second half of the season to end up with a decent year. So far, this season I have been poor. I'll concede that.

What matters is what we both deliver this evening. That will be enough to silence you.

It was more than 2 games.

 

[iBeng]

That doesn't even rhyme, you suck.

Haikus are easy,
But sometimes they dont make sense.
Refrigerator.

#Poet

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

okey, Son of God,
Marlowe Wise Guy Sam Easty
Below .500

So you're saying we should wait an hour or two before driving?

 

[Bigeasy]

Bring it on.

 

[Marlowe]

Bring it on.

Kirsten Dunst's finest moment. It's been all down hill for her from there.

 

[Bigeasy]

Kirsten Dunst's finest moment. It's been all down hill for her from there.

I never got the fascination with her. Head like a smashed in crab and she looks like she's balding.

 

[beez]

Kirsten Dunst's finest moment. It's been all down hill for her from there.

Kirsten Dunst is the Royals?

The Royals' finest moment was running onto the ground in their first ever game, it's been all down hill from there.

 

[Marlowe]

Kirsten Dunst is the Royals?

The Royals' finest moment was running onto the ground in their first ever game, it's been all down hill from there.

That's an incredibly lame reply from you. I expect that from Beng, but I thought you were better....

 

[beez]

That's an incredibly lame reply from you. I expect that from Beng, but I thought you were better....

A bit like the Royals' performances on the ground for most of their history? Quite an apt adjective.

PS. Baiting me with a superfluous full stop is quite childish.

 

[iBeng]

That's an incredibly lame reply from you. I expect that from Beng, but I thought you were better....

Ouch.

 

[Logger]

Qooty Commentary File - QOOTY (Quick Footy) Version 10.5
Qooty Website - http://qooty.footypedia.com

Match commencing shortly ... GCR v BOM

                       BOM
NTRabbit                    Son of God               Dirty Bird
Les Norton                  Bengwatkins              sausageroll

Pogba                       Marlowe                  bomberlegend2007
Don Draper                  eth-dog                  I bleed Blue

Igloo                       Easty                    timtamWB
Shermanator                 beez                     Bigeasy

VitalDread                  The_Reaper               Tommycash
Lileasy                     loopy_cam                Unsociable Hawk

Bipolarbear                 okeydoke7                The Old Dark Navy's
ThePuppetMaster             Farrand                  Striker475
                            GCR

GCR Foll : Wise Guy Sam, sverik25, NathanMJ_WB54
BOM Foll : Jimmy1992, Gee Dub, Shermy

GCR INT : Fitzey, Continstart
BOM INT : High Ryder, dougthelegend

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
Gold City Royals: Easty The_Reaper NathanMJ_WB54
Baghdad Bombers: Bigeasy Shermanator I bleed Blue eth-dog Jimmy1992 Shermy

Round 10, Conditions for this match - WARM

 

[sverik25]

Whichever way this game goes, there will be plenty of posters eating humble pie after this game. There are some big egos in this thread.

For the sake of myself and my teammates, I hope we prove all of those doubters wrong. After all, being a Royal implies success, something we need to start delivering.

The Throne doesn't take kindly to Challengers, much less lawless Bandits from some Middle Eastern backwater. Order to be restored with a Royals win!

 

[Logger]

1 : 0 {C} - Jimmy1992 wins the hitout unopposed.
1 : .1 {rW} - Now Bigeasy has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : .13 {rW} - timtamWB might be in trouble with the tribunal after that tackle on Bigeasy. Play on is the call.
1 : .18 {lW} - Nobody's checking timtamWB.
1 : .22 {C} - A lookaway handpass to Easty.
1 : .26 {lW} - He kicks sideways towards timtamWB.
1 : .3 {lW} - At the back is timtamWB who will take the mark.
1 : .34 {lW} - timtamWB has it.
1 : .38 {lW} - timtamWB boots toward an open goal.
1 : .43 {lW} - That's a handy goal at this stage.
Gold City Royals : 1.0.6
Baghdad Bombers : 0.0.0
1 : .47 {C} - No clear advantage to either side.
1 : .55 {rW} - Bigeasy has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : .59 {C} - Huge handpass to beez. As good as a kick.
1 : 1.03 {C} - beez has a bounce.
1 : 1.07 {rW} - Passes to Bigeasy by hand.
1 : 1.12 {lHFF} - Hoofs it forward..
1 : 1.15 {lHFF} - Don Draper can't take it.
1 : 1.19 {lHFF} - Don Draper weaves through the congestion.
1 : 1.23 {lHFF} - Quick hands to Shermy under pressure.
1 : 1.28 {lHFF} - Shermy dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 1.32 {lHFF} - A poor handpass but Don Draper is up to the challenge.
1 : 1.36 {rFP} - He kicks towards sausageroll and Dirty Bird.
1 : 1.4 {rFP} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
1 : 1.45 {lBP} - Nobody's checking Dirty Bird.
1 : 1.49 {rBP} - Handpass to space. NTRabbit runs onto it.
1 : 1.52 {FB} - A quick handpass to Son of God.
1 : 1.57 {lHBF} - He looks for bomberlegend2007.
1 : 2.01 {lHBF} - bomberlegend2007 sticks out a sticky duke and it sticks.
1 : 2.07 {lHBF} - bomberlegend2007 takes off.
1 : 2.11 {rW} - A kick in the general direction of Igloo.
1 : 2.15 {rW} - Shermanator comes in from the side to intercept.
1 : 2.19 {lW} - Shermanator looks downfield.
1 : 2.24 {rHFF} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
1 : 2.28 {rHFF} - I bleed Blue takes three bites at the cherry and then chokes on the pit. Ball spills free.
1 : 2.31 {rHFF} - I bleed Blue signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 2.35 {rHFF} - Gets a handpass away to Jimmy1992.
1 : 2.4 {rHFF} - Boot to ball from Jimmy1992 under pressure.
1 : 2.44 {rHFF} - That's a telling goal from Jimmy1992.
Gold City Royals : 1.0.6
Baghdad Bombers : 1.0.6
1 : 2.48 {C} - Shermy is outbodied in the ruck contest.
1 : 2.57 {lW} - timtamWB fends off a couple and gets clear.
1 : 3.01 {CHB} - Flicks it to Marlowe.
1 : 3.05 {rW} - He gets his kick away.
1 : 3.09 {rW} - Igloo gets too far under the ball.
1 : 3.13 {rW} - Igloo looks downfield.
1 : 3.17 {lHFF} - That kick is a real floater.
1 : 3.21 {lHFF} - No-one can take the mark.
1 : 3.25 {rHBF} - Unsociable Hawk with a moment to look downfield.
1 : 3.3 {C} - Quick hands to beez.
1 : 3.33 {C} - But beez tripped up Easty.
1 : 3.37 {C} - Easty pulls up his socks and surveys the field.
1 : 3.42 {C} - beez makes sure that the kick goes nowhere.
1 : 3.46 {C} - beez looks downfield.
1 : 3.5 {lHFF} - Sees Don Draper ahead and sends it his way.
1 : 3.54 {lHFF} - Oh a turnover. The kick is marked by Pogba.
1 : 3.58 {rHBF} - Pogba looks downfield.
1 : 4.03 {C} - He looks for Easty.
1 : 4.07 {C} - Easty has left butter-stains on the ball after that attempted mark.
1 : 4.13 {rW} - The ball is now with Bigeasy.
1 : 4.17 {lHFF} - His kick is towards Don Draper.
1 : 4.21 {lHFF} - Shocking kick and Pogba will take the mark.
1 : 4.25 {rHBF} - With the ball is Pogba.
1 : 4.29 {rHBF} - Fast hands from Jimmy1992.
1 : 4.33 {lHBF} - He transfers play using bomberlegend2007.
1 : 4.37 {lHBF} - Over the head of bomberlegend2007.
1 : 4.41 {lHBF} - bomberlegend2007 wrong foots the pack and emerges with the ball.
1 : 4.46 {lHBF} - Awkward bounce but he regains control.
1 : 4.5 {lW} - He has another one.
1 : 4.54 {lW} - bomberlegend2007 has another.
1 : 4.58 {lW} - Bigeasy might be in trouble with the tribunal after that tackle on timtamWB. Play on is the call.
1 : 5.02 {C} - beez signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 5.06 {lW} - A lookaway handpass to Shermanator.
1 : 5.1 {lW} - Shermanator loves a shot at goal.
1 : 5.15 {lW} - Just one behind to Shermanator.
Gold City Royals : 1.0.6
Baghdad Bombers : 1.1.7
1 : 5.23 {FB} - Son of God has it.
1 : 5.26 {rBP} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 5.31 {rBP} - Hands it off to NathanMJ_WB54.
1 : 5.35 {CHB} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
1 : 5.39 {CHB} - Too long for Marlowe and eth-dog marks.
1 : 5.43 {lHFF} - Don Draper sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 5.48 {lHFF} - A quick handpass to Jimmy1992.
1 : 5.52 {CHF} - Quick hands to eth-dog under pressure.
1 : 5.56 {rFP} - He gets his kick away.
1 : 6 {rFP} - Top mark sausageroll.
1 : 6.04 {rFP} - sausageroll has possession.
1 : 6.08 {rFP} - sausageroll already celebrating.
1 : 6.12 {rFP} - Great goal by sausageroll.
Gold City Royals : 1.0.6
Baghdad Bombers : 2.1.13
1 : 6.18 {C} - Superb ruckwork from Jimmy1992.
1 : 6.26 {C} - beez fends off a couple and gets clear.
1 : 6.31 {C} - Shermy runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 6.35 {C} - Shermy has time to take a bounce.
1 : 6.39 {C} - What a tackle.
1 : 6.43 {C} - Easty fends off a couple and gets clear.
1 : 6.47 {lW} - A poor handpass but timtamWB is up to the challenge.
1 : 6.52 {CHF} - He spots an option and kicks to The_Reaper.
1 : 6.55 {CHF} - loopy_cam gets a timely fist to the ball.
1 : 7 {CHF} - Stop... The_Reaper time. They can't touch him.
1 : 7.04 {C} - A long looping handpass to NathanMJ_WB54.
1 : 7.08 {lHFF} - He gets his kick away.
1 : 7.12 {lHFF} - Over the head of Tommycash.
1 : 7.16 {rHBF} - Unsociable Hawk signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 7.2 {rHBF} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 7.24 {lW} - Searching pass in the direction of Shermanator.
1 : 7.28 {lW} - Shermanator and Igloo both holding each other. No mark.
1 : 7.33 {lW} - Taking the ball is timtamWB.
1 : 7.37 {rW} - Handpasses to Igloo.
1 : 7.41 {rW} - Igloo coathangers Shermanator and then remonstrates with a few of his teammates. Calm down son or you'll get booked.
1 : 7.45 {lW} - Shermanator wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 7.49 {rHFF} - He spots an option and kicks to I bleed Blue.
1 : 7.53 {rHFF} - That's a great mark.
1 : 7.57 {rHFF} - The ball is now with I bleed Blue.
1 : 8.01 {rHFF} - I bleed Blue bombs it into the forward line.
1 : 8.06 {rHFF} - Now which way will it bounce? Ohr its gone the wrong way.
Gold City Royals : 1.0.6
Baghdad Bombers : 2.2.14
1 : 8.14 {FB} - Son of God takes off.
1 : 8.18 {lBP} - Spears a kick towards Dirty Bird.
1 : 8.24 {lBP} - Dirty Birdaleunko!.
1 : 8.28 {lBP} - Dirty Bird slowing down the play.
1 : 8.32 {lBP} - sausageroll applies the tackle on Dirty Bird.
1 : 8.36 {rFP} - sausageroll being urged to go long.
1 : 8.4 {rFP} - sausageroll hears footsteps and panics. Out on the full..
1 : 8.45 {rBP} - NTRabbit with the ball now.
1 : 8.49 {lBP} - He beckons for a lead.
1 : 8.53 {lBP} - Over the head of Dirty Bird.
1 : 8.57 {lBP} - Not enough pressure on Dirty Bird.
1 : 9.01 {CHB} - That kick makes it hard for Marlowe.
1 : 9.06 {CHB} - The umpire calls play on.
1 : 9.09 {CHF} - eth-dog fends off a couple and gets clear.
1 : 9.13 {lHFF} - Gets a handpass away to Don Draper.
1 : 9.18 {lHFF} - Handballs over the top to Gee Dub.
1 : 9.22 {lHFF} - sverik25 sews Gee Dub up in a fantastic tackle.
1 : 9.26 {rHBF} - Pogba scoops up the ball.
1 : 9.3 {rHBF} - Pogba didn't see that tackle coming from Don Draper.
1 : 9.34 {lHFF} - Don Draper signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 9.38 {rHFF} - He kicks sideways towards I bleed Blue.
1 : 9.42 {rHFF} - That would have been a great pass if bomberlegend2007 was on his team.
1 : 9.46 {lHBF} - bomberlegend2007 scoops up the ball.
1 : 9.51 {lHBF} - Gets a handpass away to NathanMJ_WB54.
1 : 9.55 {lW} - A wild handball - but luckily Wise Guy Sam was well placed to clean up.
1 : 9.59 {lW} - He gets a handpass to sverik25.
1 : 10.03 {lW} - sverik25 didn't see that tackle coming from Gee Dub.
1 : 10.07 {rW} - Bigeasy fighting to get a clear kick.
1 : 10.11 {lW} - Shermanator screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 10.15 {lW} - Igloo was playing for the free and wound up with the mark.
1 : 10.19 {rW} - Its hard and tough but Igloo wins possession.
1 : 10.23 {rW} - Igloo bounces the ball.
1 : 10.3 {lHFF} - He gets his kick away.
1 : 10.34 {lHFF} - Tommycash marks uncontested.
1 : 10.38 {lHFF} - Tommycash has it.
1 : 10.42 {FF} - That kick is a real floater.
1 : 10.46 {FF} - okeydoke7 kept his eyes on the ball right up until the moment it falconed him.
1 : 10.5 {FF} - Stop... okeydoke7 time. They can't touch him.
1 : 10.54 {FF} - okeydoke7 is crunched in a tackle.
1 : 10.58 {rBP} - Striker475 dances around The Old Dark Navy's.
1 : 11.03 - <<< Fitzey is coming on to replace NathanMJ_WB54 >>>
1 : 11.11 {rBP} - Striker475 with the ball now.
1 : 11.15 {rBP} - Handballs over the top to Jimmy1992.
1 : 11.19 {lHBF} - A slick handpass goes to Lileasy.
1 : 11.23 {rHBF} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 11.27 {rHBF} - Unsociable Hawk can't mark. Tommycash can.
1 : 11.31 {lHFF} - Not enough pressure on Tommycash.
1 : 11.36 {FF} - okeydoke7 calls for it.
1 : 11.4 {FF} - okeydoke7 is outmarked by Farrand.
1 : 11.44 {lBP} - ThePuppetMaster with all the time in the world.
1 : 11.48 {rHBF} - Hurried kick towards Unsociable Hawk.
1 : 11.52 {rHBF} - The ball drops short of Unsociable Hawk.
1 : 11.56 {CHF} - The_Reaper with a moment to look downfield.
1 : 12 {CHF} - The_Reaper goes for a long goal.
1 : 12.04 {CHF} - Should have lowered his eyes.
Gold City Royals : 1.1.7
Baghdad Bombers : 2.2.14

 

[Easty]

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
Gold City Royals: Easty The_Reaper NathanMJ_WB54

Well duh.

 

[iBeng]

Well duh.

Its pretty easy to watch stationary people...

 

[Logger]

1 : 12.13 {FB} - Nobody's checking Farrand.
1 : 12.17 {lBP} - A slick handpass goes to ThePuppetMaster.
1 : 12.21 {CHB} - A kick towards loopy_cam territory.
1 : 12.25 {CHB} - Oh a turnover. The kick is marked by The_Reaper.
1 : 12.3 {rHFF} - VitalDread wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 12.36 {rHFF} - Great bump by Lileasy. VitalDread has not moved.
1 : 12.4 {lHBF} - Lileasy looks downfield.
1 : 12.43 {rHBF} - Huge handpass to Unsociable Hawk. As good as a kick.
1 : 12.48 {CHB} - He kicks sideways towards loopy_cam.
1 : 12.52 {CHB} - The_Reaper claims the mark but its play on.
1 : 12.56 {CHB} - Taking the ball is loopy_cam.
1 : 13 {lHBF} - Passes to Lileasy by hand.
1 : 13.04 {C} - He looks for beez.
1 : 13.08 {C} - beez has left butter-stains on the ball after that attempted mark.
1 : 13.13 {C} - beez has a paddock.
1 : 13.17 {lW} - A short kick to Shermanator.
1 : 13.21 {lW} - Oh a turnover. The kick is marked by Igloo.
1 : 13.25 {rW} - Igloo looks downfield.
1 : 13.29 {rW} - Handballs over the top to sverik25.
1 : 13.33 {rW} - Woeful kick. Straight to Gee Dub.
1 : 13.37 {lW} - Shermanator with a little space.
1 : 13.41 {lW} - Draws a man and then with hands to Jimmy1992.
1 : 13.45 {rHFF} - He gets his kick away.
1 : 13.49 {rHFF} - Delicious kick to I bleed Blue.
1 : 13.53 {rHFF} - I bleed Blue has it.
1 : 13.58 {rHFF} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 14.02 {FF} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to Bengwatkins.
1 : 14.06 {FF} - Ohhh Bengwatkins! You beauty! Sensational grab.
1 : 14.1 {FF} - Bengwatkins with the ball now.
1 : 14.15 {FF} - Bengwatkins opens up the goalface.
1 : 14.19 {FF} - You won't see too many better than that. Champagne football.
Gold City Royals : 1.1.7
Baghdad Bombers : 3.2.20
1 : 14.22 {C} - Wise Guy Sam palms the ball down.
1 : 14.31 {C} - Easty fends off a couple and gets clear.
1 : 14.37 {C} - Fires out the handpass to Fitzey.
1 : 14.41 {lW} - He kicks sideways towards timtamWB.
1 : 14.45 {lW} - A very good mark to timtamWB.
1 : 14.49 {lW} - timtamWB to send the ball forward.
1 : 14.53 {rHFF} - Thumps the ball forward.
1 : 14.58 {rHFF} - VitalDread uses his body to perfection and reels in the mark.
1 : 15.01 {rHFF} - VitalDread takes off.
1 : 15.06 {rHFF} - No-look handpass to Wise Guy Sam.
1 : 15.1 {rHFF} - Handpass over the shoulder to sverik25.
1 : 15.14 {rHFF} - Gee Dub was shoved in the back and will pick up the free.
1 : 15.18 {lHBF} - Lileasy sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 15.22 {lHBF} - Huge handpass to Gee Dub. As good as a kick.
1 : 15.26 {rW} - A measured kick in the direction of Bigeasy.
1 : 15.31 {rW} - timtamWB and Bigeasy claim the mark. The umpire doesn't believe either of them.
1 : 15.35 {rW} - Bigeasy picks it up on the bounce.
1 : 15.38 {rW} - Turnover.
1 : 15.43 {lW} - timtamWB sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 15.47 {C} - Gets a handpass away to Easty.
1 : 15.51 {C} - Passes to Fitzey by hand.
1 : 15.55 {C} - Wise Guy Sam on the end of this.
1 : 16 {rW} - A wild handball - but luckily Igloo was well placed to clean up.
1 : 16.03 {lW} - He kicks across the ground towards timtamWB.
1 : 16.07 {lW} - Bigeasy crashes the pack hard and winds up with the mark.
1 : 16.12 {rW} - Bigeasy has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 16.16 {lW} - Flicks it to Shermanator.
1 : 16.2 {CHF} - He kicks long and low.
1 : 16.24 {CHF} - eth-dog takes three bites at the cherry and then chokes on the pit. Ball spills free.
1 : 16.28 {CHF} - eth-dog looks downfield.
1 : 16.32 {CHF} - eth-dog has the ball. eth-dog no longer has the ball. eth-dog has been knocked out by Marlowe.
1 : 16.37 {CHB} - With the ball is Marlowe.
1 : 16.43 {CHB} - That's a fantastic tackle by eth-dog.
1 : 16.47 {lHFF} - Don Draper streaming down the ground.
1 : 16.51 {lHFF} - Shermy runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 16.55 {rHFF} - Almost a throw to I bleed Blue.
1 : 16.59 {lHFF} - Spears a kick towards Don Draper.
1 : 17.03 {lHFF} - Don Draper traps the ball beautifully.
1 : 17.07 {lHFF} - Nobody's checking Don Draper.
1 : 17.12 {FF} - A worm burner to Bengwatkins.
1 : 17.16 {FF} - Son of God reads the play better and marks.
1 : 17.2 {FB} - Son of God with the ball now.
1 : 17.24 {FB} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 17.28 {lBP} - He tries to find Dirty Bird with a chip pass.
1 : 17.32 {lBP} - Great grab by Dirty Bird.
1 : 17.36 {lBP} - Dirty Bird sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 17.4 {rHBF} - He tries to find Pogba with a chip pass.
1 : 17.45 {rHBF} - Horrific choice of kick and Don Draper will mark unopposed.
1 : 17.49 {lHFF} - The ball is now with Don Draper.
1 : 17.53 {FF} - He kicks long and low.
1 : 17.57 {FF} - Bengwatkins stretches and takes the overhead mark.
1 : 18.01 {FF} - Bengwatkins slowing down the play.
1 : 18.05 {FF} - He goes for goal.
1 : 18.09 {FF} - And a little dance from Bengwatkins as the ball sails through.
Gold City Royals : 1.1.7
Baghdad Bombers : 4.2.26
1 : 18.13 {C} - Wise Guy Sam knocks the ball down.
1 : 18.22 {lW} - A bit of space for timtamWB to utilise.
1 : 18.26 {lW} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 18.3 {rW} - Quick hands to Igloo.
1 : 18.34 {lW} - Spears a kick towards timtamWB.
1 : 18.38 {lW} - Good grab timtamWB.
1 : 18.42 {lW} - timtamWB slowing down the play.
1 : 18.48 {lW} - Bigeasy makes sure that the kick goes nowhere.
1 : 18.52 {rW} - Bigeasy looks downfield.
1 : 18.57 {rW} - That looks pretty close ....
1 : 19.01 {rW} - You won't see too many better than that. Champagne football.
Gold City Royals : 1.1.7
Baghdad Bombers : 5.2.32
1 : 19.05 {C} - Jimmy1992 too strong at the bounce.
1 : 19.13 {lW} - Shermanator weaves through the congestion.
1 : 19.17 {lW} - Igloo applies the tackle on Shermanator.
1 : 19.22 {rW} - Igloo turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
1 : 19.25 {C} - He elects to use Easty and kicks in that direction.
1 : 19.3 {C} - Poor effort from Easty and beez takes the mark.
1 : 19.34 {C} - Not enough pressure on beez.
1 : 19.38 {lW} - No-look handpass to Shermanator.
1 : 19.42 {lW} - Crackerjack bump by Igloo on Shermanator.
1 : 19.46 {rW} - Igloo wrong foots the pack and emerges with the ball.
1 : 19.5 {CHF} - A flat punt.
1 : 19.54 {CHF} - The_Reaper is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
1 : 19.58 {CHF} - The_Reaper takes off.
1 : 20.02 {rHFF} - Spears a kick towards VitalDread.
1 : 20.07 {rHFF} - No mark taken as VitalDread and Lileasy wrestle for position.
1 : 20.11 {rHFF} - VitalDread scoops up the ball.
1 : 20.15 {rHFF} - Quick hands to Wise Guy Sam.
1 : 20.19 {rHFF} - He has a bounce.
1 : 20.23 {rHFF} - A poor handpass but sverik25 is up to the challenge.
1 : 20.27 {CHF} - Almost a throw to The_Reaper.
1 : 20.31 {CHF} - That's a fantastic tackle by loopy_cam.
1 : 20.36 {CHB} - loopy_cam with some space now.
1 : 20.4 {rW} - Thumps the ball forward.
1 : 20.44 {rW} - timtamWB drops an absolute sitter.
1 : 20.48 {lW} - timtamWB looking for a lead.
1 : 20.54 {rHFF} - VitalDread takes off on a lead.
1 : 20.58 {rHFF} - Lileasy gets a timely fist to the ball.
1 : 21.02 {lHBF} - Lileasy does some crumbing and is away.
1 : 21.06 {lHBF} - Gives the ball to Jimmy1992.
1 : 21.1 {rHBF} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 21.15 {rHBF} - But in the way is Tommycash.
1 : 21.19 {CHF} - The_Reaper has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 21.23 {CHF} - There's a player looking wobbly in the hands of the trainers.
1 : 21.27 - <<< The Old Dark Navy's is trading places with NTRabbit >>>
1 : 21.36 {CHF} - The_Reaper looking for a lead.
1 : 21.39 {CHF} - Don't tell me he's kicked it.
1 : 21.43 {CHF} - The_Reaper's kick is close. A goal!.
Gold City Royals : 2.1.13
Baghdad Bombers : 5.2.32
1 : 21.47 {C} - Wise Guy Sam too strong at the bounce.
1 : 21.56 {rW} - Bigeasy threads his way through traffic.
1 : 22 {CHF} - He sees a lead by eth-dog and kicks in that direction.
1 : 22.04 {CHF} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
1 : 22.08 {lHBF} - bomberlegend2007 has a paddock.
1 : 22.12 {C} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
1 : 22.16 {C} - Straight down the throat of the leading Easty.
1 : 22.21 {C} - Easty slowing down the play.
1 : 22.25 {rHFF} - Finds VitalDread with a handball.
1 : 22.29 {rFP} - Huge handpass to Bipolarbear. As good as a kick.
1 : 22.33 {rFP} - ThePuppetMaster drags Bipolarbear down beautifully.
1 : 22.37 {lBP} - So ThePuppetMaster ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 22.42 {rHBF} - A hospital kick.
1 : 22.45 {rHBF} - No-one can take the mark.
1 : 22.49 {lHFF} - The umpire tells Tommycash to hurry it up.
1 : 22.53 {CHF} - Spears a kick towards The_Reaper.
1 : 23 {CHF} - loopy_cam was hanging around the back of the pack but the ball fell into his lap.
1 : 23.04 {CHB} - The ball is now with loopy_cam.
1 : 23.08 {lW} - Pumps it long for Shermanator.
1 : 23.12 {lW} - Shermanator is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
1 : 23.16 {lW} - Shermanator takes off.
1 : 23.2 {lW} - Gee Dub runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 23.24 {C} - He elects to use beez and kicks in that direction.
1 : 23.28 {C} - Easty upset the marking attempt by beez.
1 : 23.32 {C} - Taking the ball is beez.
1 : 23.37 {lHFF} - Don Draper presents.
1 : 23.41 {lHFF} - Pogba claims the mark but its play on.
1 : 23.45 {lHFF} - Don Draper slowing down the play.
1 : 23.49 {rHFF} - He tries to find I bleed Blue with a chip pass.
1 : 23.53 {rHFF} - I can't believe I bleed Blue held on to that. What a mark.
1 : 23.57 {rHFF} - I bleed Blue pulls up his socks and surveys the field.
1 : 24.01 {rHFF} - bomberlegend2007 lined up I bleed Blue and missed. I bleed Blue just laughs and takes a bounce.
1 : 24.06 {rHFF} - Draws a man and then with hands to Gee Dub.
1 : 24.1 {lHFF} - Handpass over the shoulder to Don Draper.
1 : 24.14 {CHF} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 24.18 {CHF} - Nice grab by eth-dog.
1 : 24.22 {CHF} - With the ball is eth-dog.
1 : 24.26 {CHF} - Marlowe was tripped.
1 : 24.3 {CHB} - Marlowe needs to get rid of it soon.
1 : 24.34 {rW} - He sees a lead by Igloo and kicks in that direction.
1 : 24.38 {rW} - Shermanator did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
1 : 24.43 {lW} - Shermanator has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 24.47 {lW} - Almost a throw to Jimmy1992.
1 : 24.51 {rW} - Quick hands to Bigeasy.
1 : 24.55 {lHFF} - A mongrel punt in the direction of Don Draper.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 1
Gold City Royals : 2.1.13
Baghdad Bombers : 5.2.32
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1 : 25 {C} - Don Draper marks well from the back of the pack.

 

[okeydoke7]

s**t.

 

[Gee Dub]

We've got this. I'm going to bed

 

[Logger]

2 : 0 {C} - That really should have been thrown up rather than bounced.
2 : .1 {rW} - Fitzey slowing down the play.
2 : .13 {CHF} - A measured kick to The_Reaper.
2 : .18 {CHF} - Atrocious kick. Not even kilometre perfect.
2 : .22 {lHBF} - Lileasy through heavy traffic.
2 : .26 {rHBF} - Unsociable Hawk receives his handpass.
2 : .3 {rHBF} - Brought down by Tommycash.
2 : .34 {lHFF} - Tommycash has possession.
2 : .38 {lHFF} - Tommycash seems to like his chances ....
2 : .43 {lHFF} - He likes it. He likes it a lot.
Gold City Royals : 3.1.19
Baghdad Bombers : 5.2.32
2 : .47 {C} - Wise Guy Sam wins the hitout unopposed.
2 : .55 {rW} - Igloo takes them on.
2 : .59 {rW} - Igloo burns off Shermanator and takes a bounce.
2 : 1.03 {C} - Easty runs past and takes the handpass.
2 : 1.07 {C} - Almost a throw to Fitzey.
2 : 1.12 {C} - He has time to take a bounce.
2 : 1.15 {C} - A poor handpass but Easty is up to the challenge.
2 : 1.19 {C} - Easty has a bounce.
2 : 1.23 {rW} - He kicks sideways towards Igloo.
2 : 1.28 {rW} - The umpire calls play on.
2 : 1.32 {rW} - Who wants it? Igloo does. Great stuff.
2 : 1.36 {rW} - There's been a free against Igloo for illegal use of the body.
2 : 1.4 {lW} - Uncertainty on Shermanator's face as he looks for an option.
2 : 1.45 {rW} - Kick goes sideways.
2 : 1.49 {rW} - The umpire calls play on.
2 : 1.52 {lW} - timtamWB looks downfield.
2 : 1.57 {lW} - An underground handpass to sverik25.
2 : 2.01 {rW} - A wild kick laterally towards Igloo.
2 : 2.07 {rW} - Shermanator will take this. No - he's dropped it.
2 : 2.11 {rW} - Igloo with a little space.
2 : 2.15 {lW} - He searches out wide.
2 : 2.19 {lW} - The umpire calls play on.
2 : 2.24 {lW} - timtamWB breaks free and has found some space.
2 : 2.28 {rW} - He involves Igloo in the play.
2 : 2.31 {lHFF} - Kicks with his non-preferred side.
2 : 2.35 {lHFF} - Unsociable Hawk floats over the top of the pack and marks that on his chest.
2 : 2.4 {rHBF} - Taking the ball is Unsociable Hawk.
2 : 2.44 {rHBF} - He involves Jimmy1992 in the play.
2 : 2.48 {rHBF} - Fitzey nearly has his head ripped off.
2 : 2.52 {CHF} - So The_Reaper ... with a moment to digest his options.
2 : 2.57 {rHFF} - A quick handpass to VitalDread.
2 : 3.01 {rHFF} - He's tackled but manages to get the shot away.
2 : 3.05 {rHFF} - That is the one the best goals I have seen.
Gold City Royals : 4.1.25
Baghdad Bombers : 5.2.32
2 : 3.09 {C} - Easy tapout for Wise Guy Sam.
2 : 3.17 {C} - Wise Guy Sam turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
2 : 3.21 {rHFF} - A wobbly old kick.
2 : 3.25 {rHFF} - VitalDread takes three bites at the cherry and then chokes on the pit. Ball spills free.
2 : 3.3 {lHBF} - With the ball is Lileasy.
2 : 3.33 {lHBF} - Awkward bounce but he regains control.
2 : 3.37 {lW} - Lileasy is just taking the piss now. Another bounce..
2 : 3.42 {lW} - A long looping handpass to Gee Dub.
2 : 3.46 {lW} - No-look handpass to Shermy.
2 : 3.5 {lW} - Shermy nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
2 : 3.54 {rW} - That came off the outside of the boot.
2 : 3.58 {rW} - Bursts through Bigeasy's hands.
2 : 4.03 {lW} - timtamWB is now off and running.
2 : 4.07 {CHF} - Kicks to a contest - The_Reaper looks to get to thre front.
2 : 4.13 {CHF} - Poor effort from The_Reaper and loopy_cam takes the mark.
2 : 4.17 {rHBF} - Unsociable Hawk sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
2 : 4.21 {CHB} - Huge handpass to loopy_cam. As good as a kick.
2 : 4.25 {lHBF} - An underground handpass to Lileasy.
2 : 4.29 {lHBF} - VitalDread lined up Lileasy and missed. Lileasy just laughs and takes a bounce.
2 : 4.33 {CHB} - Passes to loopy_cam by hand.
2 : 4.37 {lW} - His kick is towards Shermanator.
2 : 4.41 {lW} - Too long for Shermanator and Igloo marks.
2 : 4.46 {C} - Easty with some space now.
2 : 4.5 {C} - Easty dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
2 : 4.54 {C} - Now has it got the carry?.
2 : 4.58 {C} - I think he's snuck it in. Full points.
Gold City Royals : 5.1.31
Baghdad Bombers : 5.2.32
2 : 5.02 {C} - The ruck contest is won by Jimmy1992.
2 : 5.1 {C} - Easty streaming down the ground.
2 : 5.15 {CHF} - Flicks it to Fitzey.
2 : 5.19 {CHF} - Draws a man and then with hands to sverik25.
2 : 5.23 {CHF} - He gets a handpass to Wise Guy Sam.
2 : 5.26 {FF} - He sends the ball to okeydoke7.
2 : 5.31 {FF} - Farrand reads the kick best and marks well in front of okeydoke7.
2 : 5.35 {rBP} - Striker475 with the ball now.
2 : 5.39 {lHBF} - That's a real finger-breaker in the direction of Lileasy.
2 : 5.43 {lHBF} - Lileasy too strong for VitalDread.
2 : 5.48 {lHBF} - The ball is now with Lileasy.
2 : 5.52 {rHBF} - That's either a creative kick or a pathetic one.
2 : 5.56 {rHBF} - Tommycash gets a timely fist to the ball.
2 : 6 {rHBF} - Quality gather by Unsociable Hawk.
2 : 6.04 {lHBF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
2 : 6.08 {rHBF} - He kicks across the ground towards Unsociable Hawk.
2 : 6.12 {rHBF} - Unsociable Hawk holds off Tommycash with one hand and takes the mark with the other.
2 : 6.18 {rHBF} - Unsociable Hawk has it.
2 : 6.22 {CHB} - A wild handball - but luckily loopy_cam was well placed to clean up.
2 : 6.26 {CHB} - A long looping handpass to Shermy.
2 : 6.31 {CHB} - Draws a man and then with hands to Gee Dub.
2 : 6.35 {rHBF} - He gets a handpass to Unsociable Hawk.
2 : 6.39 {rHBF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
2 : 6.43 {lHBF} - A wild handball - but luckily Lileasy was well placed to clean up.
2 : 6.47 {rHBF} - A quick handpass to Unsociable Hawk.
2 : 6.52 {lW} - With his laser-like left foot.
2 : 6.55 {lW} - Igloo and Shermanator claim the mark. The umpire doesn't believe either of them.
2 : 7 {rW} - Igloo with the ball now.
2 : 7.04 {C} - A short kick to Easty.
2 : 7.08 {C} - Easty slips at the crucial moment and its marked by beez.
2 : 7.12 {lW} - Now Shermanator has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 7.16 {rHFF} - He looks for I bleed Blue.
2 : 7.2 {rHFF} - bomberlegend2007 upset the marking attempt by I bleed Blue.
2 : 7.24 {lHBF} - bomberlegend2007 slowing down the play.
2 : 7.28 {lHBF} - Handpass over the shoulder to sverik25.
2 : 7.33 {rHBF} - Gets a handpass away to Pogba.
2 : 7.37 {C} - Boots the ball toward Easty.
2 : 7.41 {C} - beez will take this. No - he's dropped it.
2 : 7.45 {C} - beez sizes the options in front of him.
2 : 7.49 {C} - A poor handpass but Shermy is up to the challenge.
2 : 7.53 {rW} - Huge handpass to Bigeasy. As good as a kick.
2 : 7.57 {rW} - Fast hands from sverik25.
2 : 8.01 {CHF} - A kick in the general direction of eth-dog.
2 : 8.06 {CHF} - But chipping in front is Marlowe.
2 : 8.1 {CHB} - Marlowe looking for a lead.
2 : 8.14 {rHBF} - A short kick to Pogba.
2 : 8.18 {rHBF} - The umpire calls play on.
2 : 8.24 {lHFF} - Now Don Draper has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 8.28 {lHFF} - An underground handpass to Jimmy1992.
2 : 8.32 {rHFF} - I bleed Blue runs past and takes the handpass.
2 : 8.36 {rHFF} - That's a monster kick ....
2 : 8.4 {rHFF} - Bending baaaaaaaaaaaaack... GOAL. I bleed Blue's kicked 1.
Gold City Royals : 5.1.31
Baghdad Bombers : 6.2.38
2 : 8.45 {C} - Superb ruckwork from Wise Guy Sam.
2 : 8.53 {lW} - timtamWB has possession.
2 : 8.57 {lW} - sverik25 on the end of this.
2 : 9.01 {lW} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
2 : 9.06 {rHFF} - He spots an option and kicks to VitalDread.
2 : 9.09 {rHFF} - Delicious kick to VitalDread.
2 : 9.13 {rHFF} - VitalDread with the ball now.
2 : 9.18 {rHFF} - Lileasy sews VitalDread up in a fantastic tackle.
2 : 9.22 {rHBF} - Uncertainty on Unsociable Hawk's face as he looks for an option.
2 : 9.26 {rHBF} - Finds Shermy with a handball.
2 : 9.3 {rHBF} - Handpass to space. Unsociable Hawk runs onto it.
2 : 9.34 {rHBF} - He has a bounce.
2 : 9.38 {rHBF} - Tommycash makes Unsociable Hawk's merry go around.
2 : 9.42 {lHFF} - Tommycash needs to get rid of it soon.
2 : 9.46 {lHFF} - That's kicking in danger.
2 : 9.51 {rHBF} - Uncertainty on Unsociable Hawk's face as he looks for an option.
2 : 9.55 {lHBF} - A wild kick laterally towards Lileasy.
2 : 9.59 {lHBF} - Lileasy outbodies VitalDread and takes the mark.
2 : 10.03 {lHBF} - So Lileasy ... with a moment to digest his options.
2 : 10.07 {lHBF} - But he's run too far.
2 : 10.11 {rHFF} - VitalDread being urged to go long.
2 : 10.15 {rHFF} - VitalDread sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
2 : 10.19 {rHFF} - Fires out the handpass to sverik25.
2 : 10.23 {rHFF} - Almost a throw to VitalDread.
2 : 10.3 {lFP} - NTRabbit on the end of this.
2 : 10.34 {lFP} - A gimme goal coming up if NTRabbit keeps his cool.
2 : 10.38 {lFP} - NTRabbit's dobbed it.
Gold City Royals : 6.1.37
Baghdad Bombers : 6.2.38
2 : 10.42 {C} - Superb ruckwork from Jimmy1992.
2 : 10.5 {lW} - Shermanator with the ball now.
2 : 10.54 {lW} - Shermanator bombs it into the forward line.
2 : 10.58 {lW} - Can he kick it? Yes he can.
Gold City Royals : 6.1.37
Baghdad Bombers : 7.2.44
2 : 11.03 {C} - Jimmy1992 shoves Fitzey out of the way and wins the tap.
2 : 11.11 {rW} - Gee Dub dances around sverik25.
2 : 11.15 {rW} - Handballs to Jimmy1992.
2 : 11.19 {rW} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
2 : 11.23 {lHFF} - Fires out the handpass to Don Draper.
2 : 11.27 {FF} - He kicks to a contest.
2 : 11.31 {FF} - Son of God rises over the pack majestically.
2 : 11.36 {FB} - Running with the ball is Son of God.
2 : 11.4 {rBP} - An underground handpass to The Old Dark Navy's.
2 : 11.44 {CHB} - That kick makes it hard for Marlowe.
2 : 11.48 {CHB} - Marlowe spills the mark.
2 : 11.52 {CHB} - Marlowe threads his way through traffic.
2 : 11.56 {CHB} - Hold on ....
2 : 12 - <<< Striker475 is trading places with Farrand >>>
2 : 12.08 {CHB} - Its hard and tough but Marlowe wins possession.
2 : 12.13 {CHB} - Marlowe bounces the ball.
2 : 12.17 {lW} - Searching pass in the direction of timtamWB.
2 : 12.21 {lW} - The ball spills free.
2 : 12.25 {rW} - Bigeasy threads his way through traffic.
2 : 12.3 {rW} - Free kick for a hand over the shoulder.
2 : 12.36 {rW} - Igloo pulls up his socks and surveys the field.
2 : 12.4 - <<< NathanMJ_WB54 is coming on to replace The Old Dark Navy's >>>
2 : 12.48 {rW} - Igloo wants to get on with proceedings.
2 : 12.52 {C} - A wild kick laterally towards Easty.
2 : 12.56 {C} - Easty is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
2 : 13 {C} - Easty sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
2 : 13.04 {C} - Finds Wise Guy Sam with a handball.
2 : 13.08 {lHFF} - A short kick to Tommycash.
2 : 13.13 {lHFF} - Unsociable Hawk gets up... up... UP... and drops the mark.
2 : 13.17 {lHFF} - Tommycash looking for a lead.
2 : 13.21 {CHF} - Handpass over the shoulder to The_Reaper.
2 : 13.25 {CHF} - sverik25 on the end of this.
2 : 13.29 {CHF} - He involves Wise Guy Sam in the play.
2 : 13.33 {CHF} - Wise Guy Sam has wild shot at goal.
2 : 13.37 {CHF} - Oh no. That's come off his knee and dribbled over the line. One behind only.
Gold City Royals : 6.2.38
Baghdad Bombers : 7.2.44