Official Match Thread S18 Round 11 - Baghdad Bandits v Coney Island Warriors @ Abdu Prison (MOTR)

[invinciBlues]

Next goal wins Bengwatkins?

 

[Reginald Perrin]

This weekend has sucked arse

Tips 0/4.

 

[Les Norton]

Bengwatkins on fire.

 

[Logger]

4 : 0 {C} - Both ruckman miss the ball completely.
4 : .1 {C} - Farrand is now off and running.
4 : .13 {C} - Mr_Smooth lined up Farrand and missed. Farrand just laughs and takes a bounce.
4 : .18 {rHFF} - That kick makes it hard for I bleed Blue.
4 : .22 {rHFF} - Too long for I bleed Blue and Haduken marks.
4 : .26 {lHBF} - A bit of space for Haduken to utilise.
4 : .3 - <<< Aussie Rocker is coming on to replace BoshtrichBurger >>>
4 : .38 {lHBF} - Haduken with a moment to look downfield.
4 : .43 {CHB} - Passes to Reginald Perrin by hand.
4 : .47 {rHBF} - That came off the outside of the boot.
4 : .51 {rHBF} - Sydney Bloods has surprised even himself by taking the mark.
4 : .55 {rHBF} - Sydney Bloods slowing down the play.
4 : .59 - <<< Jimmy1992 is coming on to replace High Ryder >>>
4 : 1.07 {rHBF} - The umpire tells Sydney Bloods to hurry it up.
4 : 1.12 {C} - He sends the ball to Mr_Smooth.
4 : 1.15 {C} - No-one can take the mark.
4 : 1.19 {C} - The ball is now with Farrand.
4 : 1.23 {rHFF} - He kicks towards I bleed Blue and Haduken.
4 : 1.28 {rHFF} - Nice grab by I bleed Blue.
4 : 1.32 {rHFF} - I bleed Blue wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 1.36 {lHFF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
4 : 1.4 {lHFF} - An underground handpass to Bigeasy.
4 : 1.45 {FF} - Kicks in the direction of Bengwatkins.
4 : 1.49 {FF} - Bengwatkins has left butter-stains on the ball after that attempted mark.
4 : 1.52 {FF} - Bengwatkins with some space now.
4 : 1.57 {FF} - This should be a goal to Bengwatkins.
4 : 2.01 {FF} - Just a minor score to Bengwatkins.
Baghdad Bombers : 14.10.94
Coney Island Warriors : 10.5.65
4 : 2.11 {FB} - Uncertainty on candiehappy's face as he looks for an option.
4 : 2.15 {lHBF} - The kick seeks out Haduken.
4 : 2.19 {lHBF} - Haduken can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
4 : 2.24 {lHBF} - Haduken threads his way through traffic.
4 : 2.28 {C} - A worm burner to Mr_Smooth.
4 : 2.31 {C} - Poor effort Farrand. Mr_Smooth takes the mark.
4 : 2.35 {C} - Mr_Smooth signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 2.4 {C} - Farrand applies the tackle on Mr_Smooth.
4 : 2.44 {C} - Farrand slowing down the play.
4 : 2.48 {C} - Farrand sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
4 : 2.52 {C} - Farrand kicks to gain distance but the umpire calls deliberate.
4 : 2.57 {C} - So Mr_Smooth ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 3.01 {rW} - Passes to Frankston Rover by hand.
4 : 3.05 {rW} - A poor handpass but Aussie Rocker is up to the challenge.
4 : 3.09 {rHFF} - Fires out the handpass to BigJoeD.
4 : 3.13 {rHFF} - Handpass to space. Aussie Rocker runs onto it.
4 : 3.17 {CHF} - He handpasses to Norm Landrover.
4 : 3.21 {lHFF} - Handpasses to alex_is_on_fire.
4 : 3.25 {FF} - He involves Stronzo in the play.
4 : 3.3 {FF} - Stronzo flat out refuses to lower his eyes.
4 : 3.33 {FF} - Stronzo gives some to the crowd after that goal.
Baghdad Bombers : 14.10.94
Coney Island Warriors : 11.5.71
4 : 3.37 {C} - Shermy had that ruck contest all to himself.
4 : 3.46 {lW} - thetradesman with the ball now.
4 : 3.5 {lW} - Whistle blows for kicking in danger.
4 : 3.54 {rW} - Striker475 being urged to go long.
4 : 3.58 {C} - Gets a handpass away to Farrand.
4 : 4.03 {lW} - Handballs to Shermanator.
4 : 4.07 {lW} - Shermanator bounces the ball.
4 : 4.13 {CHF} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to eth-dog.
4 : 4.17 {CHF} - eth-dog can't take it.
4 : 4.21 {CHF} - eth-dog signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 4.25 {CHF} - Watch out! Oh! Reginald Perrin has laid eth-dog out flat.
4 : 4.29 {CHB} - Reginald Perrin's don't argue is a thing of beauty. Now he's in space.
4 : 4.33 {rHBF} - Gets a handpass away to Sydney Bloods.
4 : 4.37 {rHBF} - Sydney Bloods dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
4 : 4.41 {rW} - Sydney Bloods is still looking for options and takes another.
4 : 4.46 {rW} - Sydney Bloods has another.
4 : 4.5 {rW} - He's going to need to bounce it soon! He's lost it.
4 : 4.54 {C} - The ball is now with Farrand.
4 : 4.58 {rHFF} - Hoofs it forward..
4 : 5.02 {rHFF} - Oh a turnover. The kick is marked by Haduken.
4 : 5.06 {lHBF} - Haduken signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 5.1 {rW} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
4 : 5.15 {rW} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
4 : 5.19 {rW} - Frankston Rover wrong foots the pack and emerges with the ball.
4 : 5.23 {rW} - This will bring the house down if it goes through.
4 : 5.26 {rW} - It's home.
Baghdad Bombers : 14.10.94
Coney Island Warriors : 12.5.77
4 : 5.31 {C} - Big tap from BigJoeD.
4 : 5.39 {rW} - Its hard and tough but Aussie Rocker wins possession.
4 : 5.43 {rW} - He has a bounce.
4 : 5.48 {rHFF} - Gee Dub gives up the chase as Aussie Rocker bounces again.
4 : 5.52 {rHFF} - Crackerjack bump by dougthelegend on Lord_Flasheart.
4 : 5.56 {lHBF} - dougthelegend with the ball now.
4 : 6 {rHBF} - A wild kick laterally towards Unsociable Hawk.
4 : 6.04 {rHBF} - Unsociable Hawk can't take it.
4 : 6.08 {lHFF} - The bounce favours alex_is_on_fire and he is off and running.
4 : 6.12 {lHFF} - He has time to take a bounce.
4 : 6.18 {rHFF} - He searches out wide.
4 : 6.22 {rHFF} - Lord_Flasheart marks easily.
4 : 6.26 {rHFF} - Lord_Flasheart has possession.
4 : 6.31 {rHFF} - dougthelegend rides Lord_Flasheart into the ground.
4 : 6.35 {lHBF} - dougthelegend signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 6.39 {lHBF} - Lord_Flasheart is going to get a free.
4 : 6.43 {rHFF} - Lord_Flasheart has possession.
4 : 6.47 {FF} - A quick handpass to Stronzo.
4 : 6.51 {FF} - This could win him the car...
4 : 6.55 {FF} - What a goal from Stronzo.
Baghdad Bombers : 14.10.94
Coney Island Warriors : 13.5.83
4 : 7 {C} - The ruck contest is won by Bigeasy.
4 : 7.08 {lW} - Shermanator fends off a couple and gets clear.
4 : 7.12 {CHF} - Long raking kick in the direction of eth-dog.
4 : 7.16 {CHF} - The umpire calls play on.
4 : 7.2 {CHF} - eth-dog sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 7.24 {CHF} - Goes the torp..
4 : 7.28 {CHF} - Can he kick it? Yes he can.
Baghdad Bombers : 15.10.100
Coney Island Warriors : 13.5.83
4 : 7.33 {C} - Long tap from BigJoeD.
4 : 7.41 {lW} - Stop... Zackah time. They can't touch him.
4 : 7.45 {lHFF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
4 : 7.49 {lFP} - Aussie Rocker wrapped up but gets the handpass away.
4 : 7.53 {lFP} - He goes for goal.
4 : 7.57 {lFP} - Bending back ... too far. A minor score to Aussie Rocker.
Baghdad Bombers : 15.10.100
Coney Island Warriors : 13.6.84
4 : 8.06 {FB} - Lileasy needs to get rid of it soon.
4 : 8.1 {lHBF} - A hospital kick.
4 : 8.14 {lHBF} - dougthelegend can't take it.
4 : 8.18 {lHBF} - dougthelegend with all the time in the world.
4 : 8.24 {lBP} - A lookaway handpass to Gee Dub.
4 : 8.28 {lBP} - What a tackle by Aussie Rocker.
4 : 8.32 {rFP} - Who wants it? NetworkNerd does. Great stuff.
4 : 8.36 {rFP} - NetworkNerd walks into goal.
4 : 8.4 {rFP} - NetworkNerd thought he had less time than he did - sprayed it wide.
Baghdad Bombers : 15.10.100
Coney Island Warriors : 13.7.85
4 : 8.49 {FB} - Now Lileasy has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 8.53 {rHBF} - A hospital kick.
4 : 8.56 {rHBF} - Anybody's ball.
4 : 9.01 {rHBF} - Unsociable Hawk with some space now.
4 : 9.06 {rHBF} - Unsociable Hawk takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 9.09 {C} - Kicks to a contest - Farrand looks to get to thre front.
4 : 9.13 {C} - Farrand gets too far under the ball.
4 : 9.18 {rW} - Frankston Rover hits the ground running.
4 : 9.22 {lW} - A wild handball - but luckily thetradesman was well placed to clean up.
4 : 9.26 {rW} - Gets a handpass away to Frankston Rover.
4 : 9.3 {C} - Kick goes sideways.
4 : 9.34 {C} - Anybody's ball.
4 : 9.38 {C} - Farrand streaming down the ground.
4 : 9.42 - <<< BoshtrichBurger is coming on to replace candiehappy >>>
4 : 9.51 {C} - Farrand streaming down the ground.
4 : 9.55 {CHF} - A poor handpass but Bigeasy is up to the challenge.
4 : 9.59 {rFP} - His kick is hurried.
4 : 10.03 {rFP} - sausageroll takes an impressive grab.
4 : 10.07 {rFP} - sausageroll has it.
4 : 10.11 {rFP} - sausageroll has time to take a bounce.
4 : 10.15 {rFP} - sausageroll let's fly toward goal.
4 : 10.19 {rFP} - sausageroll gives some to the crowd after that goal.
Baghdad Bombers : 16.10.106
Coney Island Warriors : 13.7.85
4 : 10.23 {C} - BigJoeD wins the hitout.
4 : 10.34 {lW} - The ball sticks in an outstreched thetradesman hand and he's away.
4 : 10.38 {lW} - Someone call a dentist. thetradesman has run into Striker475 and is hurting.
4 : 10.42 {C} - Taking the ball is Farrand.
4 : 10.46 {rHFF} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to I bleed Blue.
4 : 10.5 {rHFF} - Brilliant mark by I bleed Blue!.
4 : 10.54 {rHFF} - I bleed Blue takes off.
4 : 10.58 {rHFF} - I bleed Blue crunched by Haduken! I bleed Blue very slow to get up.
4 : 11.03 {lHBF} - Haduken turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
4 : 11.07 {lW} - No-look handpass to thetradesman.
4 : 11.11 {C} - Almost a throw to Mr_Smooth.
4 : 11.15 {lHFF} - Hoofs it forward..
4 : 11.19 {lHFF} - But the kick goes straight to Unsociable Hawk.
4 : 11.23 {rHBF} - Unsociable Hawk has a paddock.
4 : 11.27 {rHBF} - Handpass to space. Bigeasy runs onto it.
4 : 11.31 {rHBF} - He has time to take a bounce.
4 : 11.36 {CHB} - No-look handpass to loopy_cam.
4 : 11.4 {lHBF} - That's either a creative kick or a pathetic one.
4 : 11.44 {lHBF} - dougthelegend appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
4 : 11.48 {lHBF} - dougthelegend does some crumbing and is away.
4 : 11.52 {lHBF} - dougthelegend is corralled by Lord_Flasheart but spins free and takes a bounce.
4 : 11.56 {rW} - That kick is a real floater.
4 : 12 {rW} - Striker475!!! thetradesman is going to be feeling that one for a while.
4 : 12.04 {rW} - Striker475 wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 12.08 {lW} - Shermanator screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
4 : 12.13 {lW} - Shermanator has left butter-stains on the ball after that attempted mark.
4 : 12.17 {rW} - Frankston Rover takes off.
4 : 12.21 {rW} - Monster shot at goal from Frankston Rover.
4 : 12.25 {rW} - And a little dance from Frankston Rover as the ball sails through.
Baghdad Bombers : 16.10.106
Coney Island Warriors : 14.7.91

 

[Shermy]

1 more quarter to go boys, lets finish this off Bandits

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

Bengwatkins on fire.

Well I'm not gonna piss on him...

 

[iBeng]

Next goal wins Bengwatkins?

Pfft, I missed. And no, but you are fighting at least!

 

[Smoooothy]

15 points, come on...

 

[invinciBlues]

ITS HAPPENING JUST LIKE THAT OLD GYPSY WOMAN SAID IT WOULD!!!!!

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Dig deep fellas, we don't want anybody to find the bodies.

 

[iBeng]

Logger with the #suspense

 

[El Dubya]

ITS HAPPENING JUST LIKE THAT OLD GYPSY WOMAN SAID IT WOULD!!!!!

Outlaw country!

 

[invinciBlues]

Outlaw country!

WOOO!

 

[zackah]

lol bears getting absolutely sodomised

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

lol bears getting absolutely sodomised

Every cloud...

 

[Smoooothy]

lol bears getting absolutely sodomised

Holy s**t!

 

[iBeng]

I feel for the Bears, even those in the circus have more dignity...

 

[Logger]

4 : 12.3 {C} - The ball is bounced and BigJoeD gets the tap.
4 : 12.4 {C} - Its hard and tough but Mr_Smooth wins possession.
4 : 12.43 - <<< ThePuppetMaster is coming on to replace Bigeasy >>>
4 : 12.52 {C} - Mr_Smooth fends off a couple and gets clear.
4 : 12.56 {lHFF} - Kicks with his non-preferred side.
4 : 13 {lHFF} - alex_is_on_fire can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
4 : 13.04 {CHB} - A bit of space for loopy_cam to utilise.
4 : 13.08 {CHB} - loopy_cam is wrapped up in the tackle and will be penalised.
4 : 13.13 {lHFF} - With the ball is alex_is_on_fire.
4 : 13.17 {lHFF} - alex_is_on_fire dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
4 : 13.21 {rHFF} - Huge handpass to Lord_Flasheart. As good as a kick.
4 : 13.25 {CHF} - Norm Landrover runs past and takes the handpass.
4 : 13.29 {rHFF} - Lord_Flasheart runs past and takes the handpass.
4 : 13.33 {rHFF} - Lord_Flasheart boots toward an open goal.
4 : 13.37 {rHFF} - I hesitate to say that Lord_Flasheart has the yips but that was a shocking effort.
Baghdad Bombers : 16.10.106
Coney Island Warriors : 14.8.92
4 : 13.45 {FB} - beez being urged to go long.
4 : 13.49 {lBP} - Sees Jimmy1992 out of the corner of his eye.
4 : 13.53 {lBP} - The umpire calls play on.
4 : 13.58 {lBP} - Not enough pressure on Jimmy1992.
4 : 14.02 {lBP} - Handpasses to ThePuppetMaster.
4 : 14.06 {FB} - He involves Lileasy in the play.
4 : 14.1 {rBP} - beez on the end of this.
4 : 14.15 {FB} - He kicks across the ground towards Lileasy.
4 : 14.19 {FB} - Running back with the flight of the ball is Lileasy! Brave mark.
4 : 14.22 {FB} - So Lileasy ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 14.26 {lHBF} - A spearing pass towards dougthelegend.
4 : 14.31 {lHBF} - Edge out? Umpire doesn't think so. Mark to dougthelegend.
4 : 14.37 {lHBF} - dougthelegend being urged to go long.
4 : 14.41 {CHB} - He searches out wide.
4 : 14.45 {CHB} - loopy_cam and Norm Landrover both holding each other. No mark.
4 : 14.49 {CHF} - Norm Landrover takes off.
4 : 14.53 {CHF} - Norm Landrover is corralled by loopy_cam but spins free and takes a bounce.
4 : 14.58 {FF} - That kick is a real floater.
4 : 15.01 {FF} - Stronzo marks strongly on the lead.
4 : 15.06 {FF} - Stronzo takes off.
4 : 15.1 {FF} - Stronzo lines up the sticks.
4 : 15.14 {FF} - I hesitate to say that Stronzo has the yips but that was a shocking effort.
Baghdad Bombers : 16.10.106
Coney Island Warriors : 14.9.93
4 : 15.22 {FB} - Lileasy has it.
4 : 15.26 {FB} - Awkward bounce but he regains control.
4 : 15.31 {FB} - Lileasy is crunched in a tackle.
4 : 15.35 {FF} - Now Stronzo has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 15.38 {FF} - Stronzo from point blank range.
4 : 15.43 {FF} - And Stronzo scores one behind.
Baghdad Bombers : 16.10.106
Coney Island Warriors : 14.10.94
4 : 15.51 {FB} - Jimmy1992 has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 15.55 {FB} - NetworkNerd makes Jimmy1992's merry go around.
4 : 16 {rFP} - NetworkNerd signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 16.03 - <<< deathevocation is coming on to replace invinciBLUES >>>
4 : 16.12 {rFP} - NetworkNerd slowing down the play.
4 : 16.16 {rFP} - He goes for goal.
4 : 16.2 {rFP} - NetworkNerd holds up a finger to the crowd and pumps it 2 times..
Baghdad Bombers : 16.10.106
Coney Island Warriors : 15.10.100
4 : 16.24 {C} - Both ruckman miss the ball completely.
4 : 16.32 {lW} - Running with the ball is Shermanator.
4 : 16.37 {CHF} - Hoofs it forward..
4 : 16.43 {CHF} - Reginald Perrin drops an absolute sitter.
4 : 16.47 {CHF} - eth-dog slowing down the play.
4 : 16.51 {CHF} - Shermy receives his handpass.
4 : 16.55 {CHF} - ThePuppetMaster runs past and takes the handpass.
4 : 16.59 {CHF} - A quick handpass to eth-dog.
4 : 17.03 {CHF} - Reginald Perrin gets enough of a grip to dislodge the ball.
4 : 17.07 {CHB} - Reginald Perrin turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
4 : 17.12 {CHB} - He has a bounce.
4 : 17.16 {CHB} - Handpass over the shoulder to Zackah.
4 : 17.2 {rHBF} - He kicks sideways towards Sydney Bloods.
4 : 17.24 {rHBF} - Sydney Bloods uses his body to perfection and reels in the mark.
4 : 17.28 {rHBF} - Sydney Bloods has it.
4 : 17.32 {lHBF} - He elects to use Haduken and kicks in that direction.
4 : 17.36 {lHBF} - I bleed Blue upset the marking attempt by Haduken.
4 : 17.4 {lHBF} - Who wants it? Haduken does. Great stuff.
4 : 17.45 {CHB} - Fires out the handpass to Reginald Perrin.
4 : 17.49 {CHB} - eth-dog applies the tackle.
4 : 17.53 {CHF} - Now eth-dog has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 17.57 {CHF} - Handpass to space. ThePuppetMaster runs onto it.
4 : 18.01 {rFP} - He kicks long and low.
4 : 18.05 {rFP} - Spoilt by deathevocation.
4 : 18.09 {rBP} - El Dubya wrong foots the pack and emerges with the ball.
4 : 18.13 {rBP} - Too high.
4 : 18.17 {lFP} - Les Norton takes off.
4 : 18.22 {lFP} - Les Norton flat out refuses to lower his eyes.
4 : 18.26 {lFP} - It's a goal.
Baghdad Bombers : 17.10.112
Coney Island Warriors : 15.10.100
4 : 18.3 {C} - Both ruckman miss the ball completely.
4 : 18.38 {C} - BigJoeD hits the ground running.
4 : 18.42 {rW} - Quick hands to Frankston Rover under pressure.
4 : 18.48 {rW} - Handballs to BigJoeD.
4 : 18.52 {rHFF} - An underground handpass to Lord_Flasheart.
4 : 18.57 {FF} - He involves Stronzo in the play.
4 : 19.01 {FF} - Stronzo - about 45 metres and not much angle.
4 : 19.05 {FF} - Tremendous solo effort from Stronzo results in a goal.
Baghdad Bombers : 17.10.112
Coney Island Warriors : 16.10.106
4 : 19.09 {C} - Textbook ruckwork from BigJoeD.
4 : 19.17 {C} - Mr_Smooth does some crumbing and is away.
4 : 19.21 - <<< Bigeasy is coming on to replace Farrand >>>
4 : 19.3 {C} - Mr_Smooth has possession.
4 : 19.34 {rW} - He searches out wide.
4 : 19.38 {rW} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
4 : 19.42 {rW} - Frankston Rover fighting to get a clear kick.
4 : 19.46 {rW} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
4 : 19.5 {rW} - Fires out the handpass to Zackah.
4 : 19.54 {C} - He searches out wide.
4 : 19.58 {C} - That kick made it so easy for Mr_Smooth.
4 : 20.02 {C} - Mr_Smooth pulls up his socks and surveys the field.
4 : 20.07 {CHF} - Gives the ball to Aussie Rocker.
4 : 20.11 {FF} - No-look handpass to BigJoeD.
4 : 20.15 {FF} - This will be a goal to BigJoeD.
4 : 20.19 {FF} - BigJoeD racks up number 2.
Baghdad Bombers : 17.10.112
Coney Island Warriors : 17.10.112

 

[invinciBlues]

lol bears getting absolutely sodomised

Hahaha!

No s**t. I bet its raining too. Have a bag of dicks Juggs

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

Holy s**t

 

[iBeng]

OOOOOOH

I NEED A HEEEERO!

 

[Smoooothy]

#nowai

 

[El Dubya]

******* Logger, I'm developing a heart conditioning thanks to your sims!

 

[Smoooothy]

#boyohboy

#wowee

#warriorsfootballfactory

 

[zackah]

#shitjustgotreal