Official Match Thread S18 Round 14: Dragons FFC vs West Coast Wonders @ Dragon Island

[pantskyle]

Speak up.

We can't hear you from up here.

WE BEAT YOU GUYS. MUST MAKE THE DRAGONS SUPER LAME.

 

[Danoz]

pantskyle, he's talking s**t about bear puns. Paw form, Danoz. Paw form.

Just making my point about knowing that this thread will dragon more and more true.

At least the Wonders can kickstart our undefeated run to the finals against the Dragons. Hopefully this game is as exciting for us as the Grand Final was last year.

Oh dear, apparently I need to spell it out to you. I used a very lame and paw "wonder" pun, which seemed to slip straight over your awareness.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

WE BEAT YOU GUYS. MUST MAKE THE DRAGONS SUPER LAME.

Not really. We belted them to start the season.

The fact remains though, the Wonders are losers now.

 

[pantskyle]

Not really. We belted them to start the season.

The fact remains though, the Wonders are losers now.

What does the Wonders have to do with it, the Bears were called lame by a Dragon and we beat the Dragons.

Go ahead and beat the Wonders though, we'll try and beat the Hawks and get off the bottom.

 

[PVF]

Don't worry, he's totally coming back next week. Gotta spend this week self-flagellating on the Swans board.

Not my fault I'm a winner in all aspects of life.

Ah the Dragons, if your clubroom was on fire I wouldn't even piss on it to get the flames out. Probably because I would burn that shithole down to the ground myself. Not like there's anything valuable in there anyway.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Not my fault I'm a winner in all aspects of life.

Ah the Dragons, if your clubroom was on fire I wouldn't even piss on it to get the flames out. Probably because I would burn that shithole down to the ground myself. Not like there's anything valuable in there anyway.

Ah, PVF. I'd set you on fire JUST so I could piss on you.

 

[SSwans2011]

Oh dear, apparently I need to spell it out to you. I used a very lame and paw "wonder" pun, which seemed to slip straight over your awareness.

I'm embearrassed now. Feel like I'm at the bottom of the ladder.

 

[Danoz]

WE DON'T NEED NO WATER LET THE MOTHER*er BURN! BURN MOTHER*er! BURN!

 

[Andonis1997]

Urgh, Wonders. Let's play a game.


eaglesfan99

 

[boncer34]

croweater 41

 

[PVF]

Ah, PVF. I'd set you on fire JUST so I could piss on you.

Wanna have a pissing contest?

 

[akkaps]

Wanna have a pissing contest?

Just as long as you don't bring along Todd Carney.

 

[Wooljay]

Urgh, Wonders. Let's play a game.


eaglesfan99

last couple weeks have felt a bit like this.

i feel a change in the air though.

could just be gas

 

[boncer34]

Wanna have a pissing contest?

Haven't you retired again yet?

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Wanna have a pissing contest?

Wouldn't be fair.

You have bottles full in surplus.

 

[Andonis1997]

last couple weeks have felt a bit like this.

i feel a change in the air though.

could just be gas

I bet it has when you've been falling on your arses like the gif above.

It was brimstone from our volcano..

 

[akkaps]

Urgh, Wonders. Let's play a game.


eaglesfan99

EFA

 

[boncer34]

Does eagle still play for the Blunders?

 

[Wooljay]

I bet it has when you've been falling on your arses like the gif above.

It was brimstone from our volcano..

 

[boncer34]

Best. Gif. Ever

 

[BlueMaster1]

Come on boys let give me a flogging like we did last time

 

[boncer34]

Is anyone else weirded out and slightly puzzled by thay comment?

 

[Danoz]

 

[PVF]

Haven't you retired again yet?

Shouldn't you just retire?

Wouldn't be fair.

You have bottles full in surplus.

Stop being soo vanilla. Be chocolate for once.

 

[BallaratBulldog]

Not surprised about hearing flogging that goes on in the Dragons locker rooms.