Official Match Thread S18 Round 14: Dragons FFC vs West Coast Wonders @ Dragon Island

[SSwans2011]

******* Sydney flog.

HARPSichord comes out swinging with a KILLER one-liner.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

This is the big one fellow Dragons, need to be these "Wonders" to the sword! Fire up boys!

 

[chefmeister]

This is the big one fellow Dragons, need to be these "Wonders" to the sword! Fire up boys!

Better be careful with all that firing up business. Apparently they won't even piss on us to put us out?

 

[Big Red Machine]

From the creators of Terry Tate: Office Linebacker and Courtney Cate: Office Linebacker brings to you.

BigRedMachine: Office Fullback

BREAK WAS OVER... 20MINUTES AGO, BITCH!

WHEN IT'S GAME TIME, IT'S PAIN TIME BABY! WOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[HARPSichord]

HARPSichord comes out swinging with a KILLER one-liner.

Obviously not. If I did, you would be knocked the * out. Would love to knock your smug little bandwagoning face in. I'll be running straight at you after the first bounce.

 

[chefmeister]

Obviously not. If I did, you would be knocked the **** out. Would love to knock your smug little bandwagoning face in. I'll be running straight at you after the first bounce.

No don't do that!
His stats suggest he could be one of our best players this week.

 

[SSwans2011]

Dragons banter? Gr8 b8 m8, no h8 I r8 7/8.

Obviously not. If I did, you would be knocked the **** out. Would love to knock your smug little bandwagoning face in. I'll be running straight at you after the first bounce.

Oh my. I'm so terribly horrified. Anything but my smug little bandwagoning face. Forgive me for my sins, PLEASE.

No don't do that!
His stats suggest he could be one of our best players this week.

It's like the S17 Grand Final and every Dragons player all over again.

 

[boncer34]

Must admit I'd prefer Sydney to Hawthorn

 

[chefmeister]

It's like the S17 Grand Final and every Dragons player all over again.

Yeah, except it's you and this week...

 

[SSwans2011]

Must admit I'd prefer Sydney to Hawthorn

You always know just what to say.

 

[SSwans2011]

Yeah, except it's you and this week...

Don't poke flaws in my logic, you gherkin. It wipes the smile off of my smug little bandwagoning face.

 

[chefmeister]

Don't poke flaws in my logic, you gherkin. It wipes the smile off of my smug little bandwagoning face.

Well if I do at least then you'll know where my fingers have been beforehand...

 

[boncer34]

You always know just what to say.

Its how I get laid

 

[SSwans2011]

Well if I do at least then you'll know where my fingers have been beforehand...

Bloody Dragons always jerkin the gherkin, too busy to win Premierships.

 

[SSwans2011]

Its how I get laid

ClarkeM likes this.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Lol.

Though it is true that I never retired, I was on a sabbatical.

So what are you laughing at?

 

[The Filth Wizard]

HARPSichord comes out swinging with a KILLER one-liner.

I liked that.

 

[SSwans2011]

I liked that.

I liked you liking that.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I liked you liking that.

Lemonade?

 

[chefmeister]

Bloody Dragons always jerkin the gherkin, too busy to win Premierships.

Well yeah I'd rather think of it as yanking your chain...

 

[Determinant]

Must admit I'd prefer Sydney to Hawthorn

So do I, but only to live in..

 

[PVF]

Yeah nah, you dogged the club.

How's that thread of yours going?

Obviously not. If I did, you would be knocked the **** out. Would love to knock your smug little bandwagoning face in. I'll be running straight at you after the first bounce.

#lolnorf

So what are you laughing at?

You. Everyone is laughing at you.

 

[SSwans2011]

Lemonade?

Well yeah I'd rather think of it as yanking your chain...

Ah, there's the difference between the two clubs. Premierships and none. Success and failure.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

You. Everyone is laughing at you.

I'm funny how, I mean funny, like I'm a clown? I amuse you. I make you laugh? I'm here to *in' amuse you? Whattya you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?

 

[HARPSichord]

How's that thread of yours going?

#lolnorf

You. Everyone is laughing at you.

Is that the best you've got? I never had any intention of doing that thread, it was just way to get the league talking about me again and you still are.

You've dropped the ball, PVF. I used to rate you.