Official Match Thread S18 Second Elimination Final: Coney Island Warriors vs Roys FFC at Van Cortlandt Park

[Mooch]

My grandfather worked in the wool industry, he used to tell us funny things about sheep as kids.

Something, something sheep shagger. That kind of thing?

 

[El Dubya]

Something, something sheep shagger. That kind of thing?

Probably, he was a pretty odd bloke.

 

[El Dubya]

Can I just ask, and you may be thinking the same thing, where was this banter the last time we played?

 

[Mooch]

Can I just ask, and you may be thinking the same thing, where was this banter the last time we played?

I wasn't going to say anything but now you've brought it up. We left it on the bus. Cannon82 was in charge and fell asleep. We missed our stop and ..... Long story short, it was in the lost property office at the Playboy mansion. Sure, questions were asked, fingers were pointed, but we never did get to the bottom of it.

Was or last thread so bad? I honestly don't remember it specifically. I thought that it was OK but then you know what thought does at my age.

 

[El Dubya]

I wasn't going to say anything but now you've brought it up. We left it on the bus. Cannon82 was in charge and fell asleep. We missed our stop and ..... Long story short, it was in the lost property office at the Playboy mansion. Sure, questions were asked, fingers were pointed, but we never did get to the bottom of it.

Was or last thread so bad? I honestly don't remember it specifically. I thought that it was OK but then you know what thought does at my age.

Not bad like a Gumbies thread, just boring. This is in my top three threads along with the Bears (second time) and Bandits (also second time I think).

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Not bad like a Gumbies thread, just boring. This is in my top three threads along with the Bears (second time) and Bandits (also second time I think).

I was here last time. But i understand I'm forgettable.

 

[Stronzo]

The first thread against the bears was clearly a work of art that was ahead of its time.

 

[El Dubya]

The first thread against the bears was clearly a work of art that was ahead of its time.

Before my time.

 

[Mooch]

Past my bedtime.

 

[El Dubya]

I was here last time. But i understand I'm forgettable.

I won't forget your efforts this week. Shame it will be your last for the year.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

But who else in the league could match our intellectual dominance and be a worthy Invigilator? None, methinks.

I'm an invigilator. I have a special practice. I handle one client.

 

[Reardo]

So these whore trees, where can I buy one?

 

[DemonJim]

I wish I saw this type of flair with your posting when you WERE playing against us.

I'll leave you be as you continue to label us ignorantly and it's getting quite annoying mate. Good luck to the Bears for the impending off-season.

Thanks for showing that you and your team mates would do exactly what I'd said you do.
Good luck for the rest of the season BB.

#goroys

 

[El Dubya]

Thanks for showing that you and your team mates would do exactly what I'd said you do.
Good luck for the rest of the season BB.

#goroys

 

[El Dubya]

So these whore trees, where can I buy one?

It's a bit more complicated than that, but you're a Roy I wouldn't expect you to understand.

 

[DemonJim]

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That is exactly what it's like to read your teams rubbish posts.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Sheep dags if im not mistaken is the poop that gets caught in the wool on the way out. It causes health issues if left unattended.

Exactly. It's the perfect analogy for some of the posters on here...

See above.

 

[El Dubya]

Exactly. It's the perfect analogy for some of the posters on here...

*cough*

That is exactly what it's like to read your teams rubbish posts.

*cough cough*

 

[Reardo]

It's a bit more complicated than that, but you're a Roy I wouldn't expect you to understand.

Doesn't matter, I got one from Bunnings.

 

[DemonJim]

*cough*

*cough cough*

You should really see a doctor about that cough!

 

[El Dubya]

Doesn't matter, I got one from Bunnings.

Well enjoy your whore tree illegally culled from Papua New Guinea.

 

[El Dubya]

You should really see a doctor about that cough!

It's just that I have an allergy to irrelevant posters, and there's one consistently stinking up an otherwise pleasurable thread.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Doesn't matter, I got one from Bunnings.

You need to be patient. Our first Whore Tree we thought was ready, until we let Lord_Flashheart have a go...

Make sure it has plenty of roots before you go to town.

 

[DemonJim]

It's just that I have an allergy to irrelevant posters, and there's one consistently stinking up an otherwise pleasurable thread.

*cough*

That first cough was to your Captain. I can see why you'd think so.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Final training run is today. Haduken, it's your turn to bring the slabs. NetworkNerd, 4 bags of ice from you please. thetradesman - you're in charge of the music. No Spice Girls this time please. And eaglesfan99 can you please bring 2 bags of sawdust.

We will be pub crawling from Coney Island to our home ground.

Last one home has to pay the bill.

Running caps will be available to pick up at 11am: