Official Match Thread S18 Second Qualifying Final: Baghdad Bandits vs Fighting Furies at Abdu Prison (MOTR)

[This Is Anfield]

Hang on, we found Gee Dub

 

[iBeng]

So my wife went into labour and 1154 this morning gave birth to our first ever child, our daughter Evelyn Jennifer Watkins. I'll be pretty quiet on the Qooty front for a bit while we all recover.

PS She's already been signed to the Bandits.

 

[Bigeasy]

Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
Bandits gonna kick the Furies arse
Happy birthday to me.

 

[This Is Anfield]

Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
Bandits gonna kick the Furies arse
Happy birthday to me.

Happy Birthday to You
You live in a zoo
You look like a monkey
And you smell like one too.

 

[Grockadoc]

Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
Bandits gonna kick the Furies arse
Happy birthday to me.

Another year older.
Another year wiser.
Another year closer to death.

Enjoy it..... Whilst it lasts.

 

[This Is Anfield]

Another year older.
Another year wiser.
Another year closer to death.

Enjoy it..... Whilst it lasts.

 

[Grockadoc]

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That's my birthday wish to my family. XD

My cousins sing something like

Happy birthday to you,
are you sure your name is true?
Maybe you are adopted,
and your parents lied to you.

Or:

Happy Birthday, you bastard.
You're really an ugly sight!
You're lucky we are family
or we wouldn't have turned up tonight!

Then it gets to drinking songs when you make a speech:

(Insert name) is on the back line,
(Insert name) is on the wing.
(Insert name) is on the forward line,
(Insert name) is gonna win.

So skull, skull, skull, skull, skull (repeated until drink has been finished.)

 

[Grockadoc]

So my wife went into labour and 1154 this morning gave birth to our first ever child, our daughter Evelyn Jennifer Watkins. I'll be pretty quiet on the Qooty front for a bit while we all recover.

PS She's already been signed to the Bandits.

She'd still be more useful on a football field than half your side.

 

[Gee Dub]

Hang on, we found Gee Dub

I'm the dude on top right? I have an eyebrow like that.

So my wife went into labour and 1154 this morning gave birth to our first ever child, our daughter Evelyn Jennifer Watkins. I'll be pretty quiet on the Qooty front for a bit while we all recover.

PS She's already been signed to the Bandits.

With the newly created father-daughter rule that I made about an hour ago.

 

[tigland]

So my wife went into labour and 1154 this morning gave birth to our first ever child, our daughter Evelyn Jennifer Watkins. I'll be pretty quiet on the Qooty front for a bit while we all recover.

PS She's already been signed to the Bandits.

You need to wait 24 hours before you can sign her.

In all seriousness congratulations mate. We have number 2 on the way so looking forward to no sleep.

 

[This Is Anfield]

So my wife went into labour and 1154 this morning gave birth to our first ever child, our daughter Evelyn Jennifer Watkins. I'll be pretty quiet on the Qooty front for a bit while we all recover.

PS She's already been signed to the Bandits.

Awesome news! Best feeling ever, well done to Mrs and little Beng.
Your life has just changed for ever, time to be a team player, Beng.

 

[fumbler]

Does this mean beez is back as the Bombers C??

Losers

 

[A Bit High]

So my wife went into labour and 1154 this morning gave birth to our first ever child, our daughter Evelyn Jennifer Watkins. I'll be pretty quiet on the Qooty front for a bit while we all recover.

PS She's already been signed to the Bandits.

Congrats mate!

 

[This Is Anfield]

Hopefully no goals for Bengwatkins tonight, "The Curse Of The Bambino".

 

[Logger]

Qooty Commentary File - QOOTY (Quick Footy) Version 10.5
Qooty Website - http://qooty.footypedia.com

Match commencing shortly ... BOM v FUR

                       FUR
Striker475                  Jimmy1992                ThePuppetMaster
Grockadoc                   Uncle_Leo                rfctiger74

Unsociable Hawk             loopy_cam                Farrand
Nuffers                     Shadow Man               captain blood 17

Bigeasy                     beez                     Shermanator
flaps                       This is Anfield          fumbler

I bleed Blue                Lileasy                  eth-dog
rfctigerarmy                tugga                    TheCuzEffect

sausageroll                 Bengwatkins              Les Norton
Equus                       EagleOz                  BILC
                            BOM

BOM Foll : Shermy, Gee Dub, Don Draper
FUR Foll : tigland, Wacky Tiger, Hate

BOM INT : High Ryder, dougthelegend
FUR INT : raskolnikov, wart101

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
Baghdad Bombers: Unsociable Hawk Farrand eth-dog Gee Dub
Fighting Furies: fumbler This is Anfield tigland Wacky Tiger

Round QF, Conditions for this match - RAINY

 

[Grockadoc]

So my wife went into labour and 1154 this morning gave birth to our first ever child, our daughter Evelyn Jennifer Watkins. I'll be pretty quiet on the Qooty front for a bit while we all recover.

PS She's already been signed to the Bandits.

In all seriousness, congratulations mate.

 

[Grockadoc]

 

[fumbler]

Rainy more like Bombers tears.................amirite.////.

 

[Wacky Tiger]

Early game woooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[Grockadoc]

Whenever I see Logger post I hit F5 more than Brock Lesnar on the Undertaker at Wrestlemania.

 

[Grockadoc]

Rainy more like Bombers tears.................amirite.////.

They can use it for lube for their offended after we ream them six ways to next sunday.

 

[Logger]

1 : 0 {C} - Big tap from Shermy.
1 : .1 {lW} - Shermanator breaks a tackle and is off.
1 : .16 {rHFF} - A mongrel punt in the direction of I bleed Blue.
1 : .2 {rHFF} - I bleed Blue takes three bites at the cherry and then chokes on the pit. Ball spills free.
1 : .26 {rHFF} - I bleed Blue does some crumbing and is away.
1 : .3 {lHFF} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : .34 {lHFF} - TheCuzEffect did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
1 : .41 {lHBF} - rfctigerarmy is now off and running.
1 : .45 {lHBF} - Great tackle on rfctigerarmy.
1 : .51 {lHFF} - Now eth-dog has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : .55 {lHFF} - That's gonna go mighty close!.
1 : .59 {lHFF} - And he doesn't disappoint us.
Baghdad Bombers : 1.0.6
Fighting Furies : 0.0.0
1 : 1.06 {C} - The ball is bounced and tigland gets the tap.
1 : 1.16 {rW} - The bounce favours Don Draper and he is off and running.
1 : 1.2 {lHFF} - With his laser-like left foot.
1 : 1.26 {lHFF} - eth-dog can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
1 : 1.3 {CHB} - tugga with a little space.
1 : 1.34 {lHBF} - Long handpass to the running rfctigerarmy.
1 : 1.4 {lHBF} - Someone call an ambulance for rfctigerarmy. I bleed Blue lined him up and did the job well.
1 : 1.45 {rHFF} - I bleed Blue wrong foots the pack and emerges with the ball.
1 : 1.51 {lFP} - A bit of a miskick.
1 : 1.55 {lFP} - Les Norton is outmarked by BILC.
1 : 1.59 {rBP} - BILC has a paddock.
1 : 2.05 {CHB} - He tries to find tugga with a chip pass.
1 : 2.09 {CHB} - Spoilt by Lileasy.
1 : 2.16 {CHB} - tugga takes them on.
1 : 2.19 {rHBF} - Quick hands to TheCuzEffect.
1 : 2.24 {rHBF} - Quick hands to Wacky Tiger under pressure.
1 : 2.3 {lHBF} - He transfers play using rfctigerarmy.
1 : 2.34 {lHBF} - I bleed Blue and rfctigerarmy claim the mark. The umpire doesn't believe either of them.
1 : 2.4 {rHFF} - I bleed Blue signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 2.44 {rHFF} - That's a monster kick ....
1 : 2.5 {rHFF} - Will it come around? No.
Baghdad Bombers : 1.1.7
Fighting Furies : 0.0.0
1 : 2.58 {FB} - BILC has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 3.05 {FB} - BILC has a bounce.
1 : 3.09 {lBP} - Quick hands to Equus.
1 : 3.15 {rHBF} - His kick is hurried - in the direction of TheCuzEffect.
1 : 3.19 {rHBF} - TheCuzEffect spills the mark.
1 : 3.24 {lHFF} - With the ball is eth-dog.
1 : 3.3 {lHFF} - Gives the ball to Gee Dub.
1 : 3.34 {rHFF} - That's either a creative kick or a pathetic one.
1 : 3.4 {rHFF} - I bleed Blue takes the mark one-handed.
1 : 3.44 {rHFF} - I bleed Blue has possession.
1 : 3.5 {FF} - A wobbly old kick.
1 : 3.54 {FF} - EagleOz upset the marking attempt by Bengwatkins.
1 : 3.58 {FF} - Bengwatkins's don't argue is a thing of beauty. Now he's in space.
1 : 4.05 {FF} - There's been a change.
1 : 4.09 - <<< Shermy is trading places with Les Norton >>>
1 : 4.19 {FF} - Bengwatkins with a little space.
1 : 4.23 {FF} - Tiggy touchwood free for deliberate.
1 : 4.3 {FB} - EagleOz has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 4.34 {rHBF} - A measured kick to TheCuzEffect.
1 : 4.4 {rHBF} - eth-dog drops an absolute sitter.
1 : 4.44 {rHBF} - TheCuzEffect streaming down the ground.
1 : 4.5 {lHBF} - A long looping handpass to rfctigerarmy.
1 : 4.54 {CHB} - tugga on the end of this.
1 : 4.58 {CHB} - tugga is crunched in a tackle.
1 : 5.04 {CHF} - Lileasy tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
1 : 5.09 {CHF} - Lileasy kicks it straight out of bounds on the full.
1 : 5.15 {CHB} - tugga to send the ball forward.
1 : 5.19 {rW} - His kick covers more height than distance.
1 : 5.23 {rW} - Oooohhhh you beauty! What a mark to fumbler.
1 : 5.29 {rW} - fumbler pulls up his socks and surveys the field.
1 : 5.33 {lHFF} - Hands it off to Nuffers.
1 : 5.39 {lHFF} - Gets a handpass away to Hate.
1 : 5.43 {lHFF} - Handballs over the top to tigland.
1 : 5.49 {lHFF} - Wacky Tiger on the end of this.
1 : 5.54 {FF} - Handpass over the shoulder to Uncle_Leo.
1 : 5.58 {FF} - Uncle_Leo nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 6.04 {FF} - He goes for goal.
1 : 6.09 {FF} - And a little dance from Uncle_Leo as the ball sails through.
Baghdad Bombers : 1.1.7
Fighting Furies : 1.0.6
1 : 6.15 {C} - The ruck contest is won by Les Norton.
1 : 6.23 {C} - Gee Dub takes them on.
1 : 6.29 - <<< raskolnikov is coming on to replace Equus >>>
1 : 6.39 {C} - Gee Dub fighting to get a clear kick.
1 : 6.43 {C} - No-look handpass to Les Norton.
1 : 6.49 {rHFF} - A wobbly old kick.
1 : 6.54 {rHFF} - I can't believe I bleed Blue held on to that. What a mark.
1 : 6.58 {rHFF} - I bleed Blue sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 7.04 {rHFF} - I bleed Blue has a ping.
1 : 7.08 {rHFF} - That's a very important six points.
Baghdad Bombers : 2.1.13
Fighting Furies : 1.0.6
1 : 7.12 {C} - The ball is bounced to the clear advantage of Les Norton.
1 : 7.22 {rW} - Gee Dub fends off a couple and gets clear.
1 : 7.29 {rW} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 7.33 {lW} - Long handpass to the running Shermanator.
1 : 7.39 {lW} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 7.43 {lHFF} - He's still going.
1 : 7.47 {rFP} - He rewards the sausageroll lead.
1 : 7.54 {rFP} - sausageroll can't take it.
1 : 7.57 {lBP} - raskolnikov signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 8.04 {rBP} - Gets a handpass away to BILC.
1 : 8.07 {CHB} - A wobbly old kick.
1 : 8.14 {CHB} - Bursts through tugga's hands.
1 : 8.18 {CHF} - Lileasy wrong foots the pack and emerges with the ball.
1 : 8.22 {rFP} - Hoofs it forward..
1 : 8.28 {rFP} - raskolnikov drops an absolute sitter.
1 : 8.33 {rFP} - Its hard and tough but sausageroll wins possession.
1 : 8.38 {rFP} - sausageroll goes for goal.
1 : 8.43 {rFP} - A poster! one behind.
Baghdad Bombers : 2.2.14
Fighting Furies : 1.0.6
1 : 8.53 {FB} - Nobody's checking EagleOz.
1 : 8.57 {rHBF} - A measured kick in the direction of TheCuzEffect.
1 : 9.03 {rHBF} - But in the way is eth-dog.
1 : 9.07 {lHFF} - With the ball is eth-dog.
1 : 9.13 {FF} - Bengwatkins presents.
1 : 9.18 {FF} - EagleOz will take this. No - he's dropped it.
1 : 9.22 {FF} - Bengwatkins looking for a lead.
1 : 9.28 {FF} - A chance now for Bengwatkins who kicks at goal.
1 : 9.33 {FF} - Bengwatkins says 'Goals are fun and I'm having one'.
Baghdad Bombers : 3.2.20
Fighting Furies : 1.0.6
1 : 9.38 {C} - Winning the bounce is Les Norton.
1 : 9.47 {rW} - Bigeasy wrong foots the pack and emerges with the ball.
1 : 9.53 {CHF} - He just bombs away in the direction of Lileasy and tugga.
1 : 9.57 {CHF} - tugga upset the marking attempt by Lileasy.
1 : 10.03 {CHB} - tugga sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
1 : 10.07 {CHB} - A long looping handpass to tigland.
1 : 10.13 {rW} - Kicks to a contest - fumbler looks to get to thre front.
1 : 10.18 {rW} - He can't hold it.
1 : 10.22 {lW} - Shermanator with a little space.
1 : 10.28 {lW} - Handpass over the shoulder to Don Draper.
1 : 10.32 {lHFF} - A lookaway handpass to Gee Dub.
1 : 10.38 {lHFF} - Gee Dub sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 10.42 {lFP} - Wacky Tiger gives up the chase as Gee Dub bounces again.
1 : 10.46 {lFP} - A chance now for Gee Dub who kicks at goal.
1 : 10.52 {lFP} - That would have been Goal of the Year if it wasnt a behind..
Baghdad Bombers : 3.3.21
Fighting Furies : 1.0.6
1 : 11.03 {FB} - EagleOz has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 11.07 {FB} - EagleOz sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 11.13 {FB} - EagleOz has been penalised for a throw.
1 : 11.17 {lFP} - Shermy has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 11.22 {lFP} - But the umpire says he interfered.
1 : 11.28 {rBP} - BILC pulls up his socks and surveys the field.
1 : 11.32 {lBP} - Almost a throw to raskolnikov.
1 : 11.36 {lBP} - A lookaway handpass to Wacky Tiger.
1 : 11.42 {lBP} - A long looping handpass to raskolnikov.
1 : 11.46 {CHB} - Boots the ball toward tugga.
1 : 11.52 {CHB} - But he picks out Lileasy.
1 : 11.56 {CHF} - Lileasy to send the ball forward.
1 : 12.03 {CHF} - Lileasy goes all the way.
1 : 12.07 {CHF} - Lileasy wants a goal! Or maybe a behind. Great behind!.
Baghdad Bombers : 3.4.22
Fighting Furies : 1.0.6
1 : 12.17 {FB} - raskolnikov needs to get rid of it soon.
1 : 12.21 {lHBF} - A long pass towards rfctigerarmy.
1 : 12.28 {lHBF} - Poor effort from rfctigerarmy and I bleed Blue takes the mark.
1 : 12.31 {rHFF} - I bleed Blue looking for a lead.
1 : 12.36 {rHFF} - Handballs over the top to Don Draper.
1 : 12.41 {rHFF} - That was a soft free kick. tigland has it now.
1 : 12.46 {rHBF} - Uncertainty on TheCuzEffect's face as he looks for an option.
1 : 12.52 {rHBF} - But he's run too far.
1 : 12.56 {lHFF} - eth-dog takes off.
1 : 13.03 {lHFF} - eth-dog nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 13.07 {lFP} - Another bounce taken by eth-dog.
1 : 13.1 {lFP} - eth-dog from thirty metres.
1 : 13.17 {lFP} - Top goal.
Baghdad Bombers : 4.4.28
Fighting Furies : 1.0.6

 

[Wacky Tiger]

 

[Wacky Tiger]

Beng the baby is crying. Better get off the oval

 

[Wacky Tiger]

1 : 10.42 {lFP} - Wacky Tiger gives up the chase as Gee Dub bounces again.
1 : 10.46 {lFP} - A chance now for Gee Dub who kicks at goal.
1 : 10.52 {lFP} - That would have been Goal of the Year if it wasnt a behind..
Baghdad Bombers : 3.3.21
Fighting Furies : 1.0.6

Weak as piss Wacky