Official Match Thread S19 R11 Baghdad Bandits vs East Side Hawks at Abdu Prison

[iBeng]

I suppose you still believe Brisbane's > Collingwood because you got us in 2003.

Your team's s**t and going nowhere, get over it.

#geauxhawks

Whats my AFL team got to do with this? We are playing s**t, I know that. Dont think you've just enlightened me or opened my eyes to the truth. My SFA team is also playing s**t, we know this. But guess what? We have the chance to turn it around. okeydoke7 has activated his trap card for the Hawks, cursing you to either missing the finals or going out in straight sets.

geauxhawks? More like #farkedhawks

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Whats my AFL team got to do with this? We are playing s**t, I know that. Dont think you've just enlightened me or opened my eyes to the truth. My SFA team is also playing s**t, we know this. But guess what? We have the chance to turn it around. okeydoke7 has activated his trap card for the Hawks, cursing you to either missing the finals or going out in straight sets.

geauxhawks? More like #farkedhawks

Such intellect and wit. Considered joining Mensa champ?

 

[Citroin]

No, you edited my response like a child to try and make it appear that I believe that. I believe I play for a team out of form. Are we s**t? Well, which of our two teams won a Grand Final last? Thats your homework for the week Marshmellow, find out if the Hawks or the Bandits have a flag since you were born.

The Hawks. The *Bandits* have never won a premiership.

 

[sausageroll]

Snaggers, I'll explain hashtags to you but for god's sake turn your hearing aid up this time. I don't have all day.

What? I can't hear what you're typing

 

[okeydoke7]

Whats my AFL team got to do with this? We are playing s**t, I know that. Dont think you've just enlightened me or opened my eyes to the truth. My SFA team is also playing s**t, we know this. But guess what? We have the chance to turn it around. okeydoke7 has activated his trap card for the Hawks, cursing you to either missing the finals or going out in straight sets.

geauxhawks? More like #farkedhawks

The curse has been broken. It has been lifted. Fatima's untimely death caused it to be lifted. The curse died with Fatima.

#Okey150

 

[iBeng]

Such intellect and wit. Considered joining Mensa champ?

Only since ive had to disband the FF Club. Shame on you on leaving it. For Okey, of all people!

 

[Citroin]

Beng is being rekt to his limits here.

 

[beez]

No, he's not

 

[iBeng]

No, he's not

Marshmellow cant even spell wrecked, god help our education system

 

[beez]

Marshmellow cant even spell wrecked, god help our education system

Remind me to pick up some marshmallows so I can throw them at the team bus when it arrives. That'll help mellow me out.

 

[Itsmyshow]

Remind me to pick up some marshmallows so I can throw them at the team bus when it arrives. That'll help mellow me out.

I enjoyed your work here beez, nicely done.

 

[Itsmyshow]

The Hawks. The *Bandits* have never won a premiership.

#owned
#getbackinline
#geauxhawks

 

[Red mist]

 

[beez]

I enjoyed your work here beez, nicely done.

Nice try, lulling me into a fall sense of security. Pfff, good luck. You're getting a 'mallow right between the eyeballs, you seen my aim? Just check out my avatar, bitch.

 

[Itsmyshow]

Nice try, lulling me into a fall sense of security. Pfff, good luck. You're getting a 'mallow right between the eyeballs, you seen my aim? Just check out my avatar, bitch.

That's the least of my worries, I've had much worse thrown at me.

 

[beez]

That's the least of my worries, I've had much worse thrown at me.

Well then, I'm certainly not going to bother wasting them on you...

Now where's that Karnezis_13 campaigner? He deserves to die a thousand marshmallow deaths.

 

[Mr Eagle]

So we're all agreed that the Bandits are an embarrassment to the species? Marvellous.

#consensus

 

[iBeng]

So we're all agreed that the Bandits are an embarrassment to the species? Marvellous.

#consensus

Considering a Hawk is the only species involved in either club that's both concerning and confusing.

 

[go you pups]

Excellent work boys

#geauxhawks top of the trends again

 

[Red mist]

Bandits, let's do this.

 

[Mr Eagle]

Considering a Hawk is the only species involved in either club that's both concerning and confusing.

Everyone please note: the Bandits have now redefined themselves as inanimate objects. To match their on-field performance, most likely.

 

[iBeng]

Excellent work boys

#geauxhawks top of the trends again

Celebrating spam, wow, I remember a time when I was being strapped to a post and prepared to be burned for such a thing. How the SFA has changed.

Everyone please note: the Bandits have now redefined themselves as inanimate objects. To match their on-field performance, most likely.

Good luck tackling an inanimate object.

 

[Gentlemen]

Celebrating spam, wow, I remember a time when I was being strapped to a post and prepared to be burned for such a thing. How the SFA has changed.

Nice strawman. It's less a celebration of spam and more a celebration of the majesty and unity of the Hawks to once again be the trend of Bigfooty.

#geauxhawks

 

[iBeng]

Nice strawman. It's less a celebration of spam and more a celebration of the majesty and unity of the Hawks to once again be the trend of Bigfooty.

#geauxhawks

And you trend by spamming the hashtag, whats your point?

 

[Mr Eagle]

Good luck tackling an inanimate object.

...you don't know what inanimate means, do you?