DemonJim
I feel the need, the need for speed!
- Mar 25, 2008
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- Atlanta Braves - Indianapolis Colts
Don't think the hawks will be able to come back after the imminent defeat to the bears.Like sands through an hour glass, this is the
LAS VEGAS BEARS OFFICIAL TEAM SHEET
B: AngryRanga, FiveStrings, getgaff
HB: Broken, kane249, Bryce_Jersey17
MID: Dingster, MoOP, Matera92
HF: Magruder, The Half Back, EMGEE_6
FWD: miss_kate18, Quivorir, Yello Mit
FOLL: brahj, pantskyle, DemonJim
INT: Greater Gattsby, ChampRevesby
No changes.
We have unwittingly stumbled upon the "ultimate team line up formula 8000" here in Las Vegas. However, it's understandable that our opponents don't know exactly what that is... So here's some fast facts:
- People say that if you look directly at the line-up, you will damage you retina and possibly develop a condition known as solar retinopathy. If you insist on team-gazing please make sure to wear welders goggles.
- Science folk have hypothesized that light from this playing group takes around 8 minutes to reach the surface of the Earth.
- At the team’s core, energy is generated by nuclear fusion, as Hydrogen converts to Helium which then becomes MoOP. Because hot objects generally expand, the team would explode like a giant bomb if it weren’t for its enormous gravitational force.
- The mass of the team line-up is approximately 330,000 times greater than that of Earth.
- We've won the last four games in a row.
#beartodream
boncer34
All I can say is, "Sorry Hawks"