Noobz0r
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The Roy boys and girls have certainly emasculated me.
Official Match Thread S19 R3: Roys FFC vs Dragons FFC at Brunswick Junction Oval (MOTR)
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Mobbs
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Reckon you already did to yourself that when you left a gruff club for a hr puff'n'stuff club.
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I've got a beard.
Her names Gladys.
Her names Gladys.
Reardo
I'm Ron Burgundy.
I keep my beard confined to the space between my nose and my mouth.
Mobbs
A Large Portion, Yes
I managed to get through Semi-Pro over three nights solely to exarcerbate the way your brain bleeds at the notion I turned Anchorman off after 15 minutes.
Reardo
I'm Ron Burgundy.
I've seen the stuff you watch mate, I'm not surprised you didn't enjoy some quality entertainment.
Danoz
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My son loved that, Mobbs. Needless to say I won't be teaching him how to shave either. 
jenny61_99
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I've sort of got a beard. Her name is menopause. Notice how all female afflictions have the word MEN in it?
My beard will kick goals against the Dragons. Frankly it's got more chance of me ever kicking one.
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chefmeister
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So many bloody hipsters with too much self awareness in this league lately...
I had a beard before it was "hipster". Chalk it up to my ethnicity and being able to grow a beard when I was 13. After a while I can't be bothered shaving.
chefmeister
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Why do ethnicity inclined boys grow beards?
So they can pay homage to their ethnicity inclined mothers.
tee-hee
So they can pay homage to their ethnicity inclined mothers.
tee-hee
haha very funny. Almost as good as the old "Gorillas in the Mist" line I copped for 15 years.
In this case though, on game-day, I will be the deadliest Gorilla in the Mist.
In this case though, on game-day, I will be the deadliest Gorilla in the Mist.
chefmeister
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King Kong is the deadliest gorilla there ever was yet he was destroyed by the mesmerizing beauty of a mortal woman, hence why I'm so glad we have the siren jenny61_99 on our side to lead you monkeys to your doom.
MWAHAHAhahahaaaa...
Loonerty
TheBrownDog
Isn't Blue a girl? I'm pretty sure I'm right.
I went to see the Foo Fighters last night. What a show!
But nothing compared to the show the Roys are going to be putting on this Sunday on our way to a third straight win.
I went to see the Foo Fighters last night. What a show!
But nothing compared to the show the Roys are going to be putting on this Sunday on our way to a third straight win.
The Roys will be focussed, no siren song of the seductress will lead us away from our objective: Destroy Dragons.
chefmeister
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If she's a ranga then it's a distinct possibility.
Well I hate people who always 'know' they're right so I think I must like you, that's why I'll take it easy on you come game day.
Loonerty
TheBrownDog
Aw thanks, now I'll get 30 possies instead of 10
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chefmeister
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Just don't forget to repay me behind the bike sheds after the match... ...and leave your falsies out, as usual.Aw thanks, now I'll get 30 possies instead of 10
Loonerty
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Well why would I need teeth when we go out for a pureed meal?Just don't forget to repay me behind the bike sheds after the match... ...and leave your falsies out, as usual.
chefmeister
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Oh I'll give you a slurpee alright. Even comes with its own straw.
Loonerty
TheBrownDog
I need an adultOh I'll give you a slurpee alright. Even comes with its own straw.
chefmeister
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I need a new liver but that's beside the point... Anyways, parental guidance is soo overrated...
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