Official Match Thread S19 R8 - Baghdad Bandits vs. Sin City Swamprats at Abdu Prison

[brahj]

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Preview: After getting a touch up by the Bears last week (lol yea woo go bears lol rofl wiiiiiink), the Bandits will be out to prove that they aren't a pack of losers who like losing to a bunch of sexy as * qootyers who are used to losing more than them. The Swampies are far less sexy than the Bears though and thus, probably easier to beat. So that's something to look forward to. Although that enthusiasm will probably be shat upon after this thread inevitably gets turned into another Beastiality session. It will start with Goats, then a Bandits player will say something about Camels and by the end of it nearly all the hooved animals in existence will have been mentioned in this thread. Have fun, gang.

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[beez]

Thread needs more MannumPower.

Baghdad to not suck as much as Alberton.

 

[eth-dog]

Hey, camels are pretty awesome. Wonder who'll be this weeks victim to the premier CHB in the league in myself. I conceded a goal last week, which makes me angry. Whoever the CHF this week won't be so lucky.

 

[I Dont Care]

What is a 'Rink Rat'? Am I in the wrong thread?

 

[I Dont Care]

 

[sausageroll]

Sin City? I preferred Alberton

 

[beez]

How are the Alberton fans getting to Sin City? Goats? Then how are they getting from Sin City to Abdu? More goats? Geez, sore bums and sore goats all round.

 

[sausageroll]

How are the Alberton fans getting to Sin City? Goats? Then how are they getting from Sin City to Abdu? More goats? Geez, sore bums and sore goats all round.

Business as usual for these guys

 

[cammo6556]

absolute shoo-in this week lads... Fatima has been slipping some banned substances into our beverages.

It's all good, though as she's neglected to inform the SFA of the addresses of our spider holes...

 

[bffl]

Sin City? I preferred Alberton

Bandits? I prefer bombers, at least it could be used as an excuse as to why you keep bombing out of finals.

 

[beez]

Bandits? I prefer bombers, at least it could be used as an excuse as to why you keep bombing out of finals.

How long's it been since the Swampies played finals?

 

[toxic]

Bandits? I prefer bombers, at least it could be used as an excuse as to why you keep bombing out of finals.

Div 13 sc league chasing you bud

 

[toxic]

How long's it been since the Swampies played finals?

Same amount of time since you've seen your toes

 

[beez]

Same amount of time since you've seen your toes

How to kill banter, featuring toxic.

Lacrosse > Hockey. Bandits > Swampies. beez > toxic.

 

[toxic]

How to kill banter, featuring toxic.

Lacrosse > Hockey. Bandits > Swampies. beez > toxic.

Gee so sorrry

 

[sausageroll]

Bandits? I prefer bombers, at least it could be used as an excuse as to why you keep bombing out of finals.

I prefer Bombers too.
But unlike you, I'm not defensive about our name change. Sorry to upset you

 

[I Dont Care]

How are the Alberton fans getting to Sin City? Goats? Then how are they getting from Sin City to Abdu? More goats? Geez, sore bums and sore goats all round.

Well, we checked out the Abdu Bus Lines


The Abdu Rail Sevice


And..the Abdu Taxi Service


Then decided well, yeah goat

 

[beez]

Mate. Abdu Prison is not in ******* India. I hope you're not the captain because you don't want to get lost and forfeit the game. Wait, I hope you do. Hey spookism, resign and hand over the reigns to I_Dont_Care. We want the free four points.

 

[I Dont Care]

Mate. Abdu Prison is not in ******* India. I hope you're not the captain because you don't want to get lost and forfeit the game. Wait, I hope you do. Hey spookism, resign and hand over the reigns to I_Dont_Care. We want the free four points.

What do you mean India? These are the prison staff coming to work. Someone has to screw you, and these are the screws. Baghdad can go all "They took our jerbs" but immigrant labour is there to stay

 

[spookism]

Mate. Abdu Prison is not in ******* India. I hope you're not the captain because you don't want to get lost and forfeit the game. Wait, I hope you do. Hey spookism, resign and hand over the reigns to I_Dont_Care. We want the free four points.

I'm the next Beng and TheFreshBanana ...

 

[beez]

I'm the next Beng and TheFreshBanana ...

Please. I'd like to see you post 100 times in a thread.

What do you mean India? These are the prison staff coming to work. Someone has to screw you, and these are the screws. Baghdad can go all "They took our jerbs" but immigrant labour is there to stay

Hey! We're perfectly capable of screwing ourselves thank you very much. We did an excellent job of it last week against the Bears.

 

[spookism]

Please. I'd like to see you post 100 times in a thread.

Hey! We're perfectly capable of screwing ourselves thank you very much. We did an excellent job of it last week against the Bears.

You really wouldn't...

It is why you rate me higher in those best poster MVP thingie whatsits...

 

[I Dont Care]

Please. I'd like to see you post 100 times in a thread.

Hey! We're perfectly capable of screwing ourselves thank you very much. We did an excellent job of it last week against the Bears.

We've been pretty screwed up our selves. This week shall be the battle of the screws...the aim is to see who can get screwed the most

 

[Millky95]

Hello Bandits. Will try and post something with more substance soon. * 6am wake ups. In the mean time, anywhere I can nap in this place?

 

[Shermy]

Swampies, it has been a while. Still terrorizing the goat population I see, is there no RSPCA in Sin City?