Official Match Thread S19 R8 - Baghdad Bandits vs. Sin City Swamprats at Abdu Prison

[Quadzilla]

this thread inevitably gets turned into another Beastiality session

Oh yeah

 

[Quadzilla]

How do we get out of the prison when we beat you bandits ?

 

[cammo6556]

Gday Bandits ... howdy fellow rats

Why are we in a prison?

Well I'm the guy who keeps pooing in public pools

 

[sausageroll]

How do we get out of the prison when we beat you bandits ?

You could catch the bus with the Indian prison staff.

But there are two problems with that...

1. You won't win.
2. The Indians didn't "take our jerbs"

 

[toxic]

Well I'm the guy who keeps pooing in public pools

Mr Caddyshack

 

[Power Raid]

But who was her father? She has my nose, your ears, Power Raid's eyes and MannumPower's drinking problem

I only have a drinking problem when my glass is empty!

 

[Power Raid]

The best solution I've come up with is a bigger glass

 

[Power Raid]

and a steady supply of glasses

 

[beez]

How do we get out of the prison when we beat you bandits ?

Gotta give us the four points.

 

[Millky95]

Gotta give us the four points.

1. Don't have a field in a prison
2. Try a better location
3. Sand is only fun with a beach
4. You need more sun block for those used to the night and undergrounds

Can we go home now?

 

[beez]

1. Don't have a field in a prison
2. Try a better location
3. Sand is only fun with a beach
4. You need more sun block for those used to the night and undergrounds

Can we go home now?

No. You now much defeat the Big Boss in a game of Janken (maybe too young for this reference).

 

[Millky95]

No. You now much defeat the Big Boss in a game of Janken (maybe too young for this reference).

I'm more of a Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock kinda guy

The reference sounds really familar after I googled it.

 

[Power Raid]

Gotta give us the four points.

we've had no trouble giving that away recently

 

[Power Raid]

we're playing at a prison? I hope they don't check the summons register when we arrive.

I might have to stay a little longer than the game.

 

[beez]

we've had no trouble giving that away recently

Woohoo! That was easy. Chuck in a crate of FUIC so I can throw them at Jonts and MannumPower and we have a deal!

 

[Jonts]

All about the oak now Mate

I'm seriously impressed that bartender can do that

 

[beez]

Firstly, it's all about that bass, not Oak. Secondly, Tayls is overrated, just like that bartender. Thirdly, the Swampies suck. They sucked with you. They sucked without you. And they suck with you.

 

[I Dont Care]

Firstly, it's all about that bass, not Oak. Secondly, Tayls is overrated, just like that bartender. Thirdly, the Swampies suck. They sucked with you. They sucked without you. And they suck with you.

That's a lot of sucking...did your mouth hurt after?

 

[beez]

That's a lot of sucking...did your mouth hurt after?

I've been practicing since Season 13 and have almost perfected the art. Just have a look at my last couple of games

 

[loopy_cam]

Oh I forgot about Shermy, and loopy_cam, and sausageroll, and Aussie Assault, and iDon, and Frothies Mcveigh, and BrewSmackerVeiny. **** this s**t. You lot make me sick

Hey, Swampies, need a new player...? *sigh*

Pretty ironic that celebrating getting off a drug charge requires copious amounts of drugs.

...but I'm in.

 

[eth-dog]

Pretty ironic that celebrating getting off a drug charge requires copious amounts of drugs.

...but I'm in.

Well, alcohol is a drug.


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[iBeng]

These avatars are going to get confusing now...

 

[eth-dog]

These avatars are going to get confusing now...

Sorry, EFC board pact that when the players were cleared we all use this avatar.

 

[Shermy]

It's all about getting up in everyones business!

 

[Shermy]

Sorry, EFC board pact that when the players were cleared we all use this avatar.

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