Official Match Thread S19 R8 - Coney Island Warriors vs. East Side Hawks at Van Cortlandt Park

[brahj]

vs.

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Preview: okeydoke7 and his merry band of underpaid minions will be jumping on a plane and heading to the gutter known as Van Cortland Park this week. Oleg will have his work cut out for him as he tries to weather the storm of "offensive" Warrior posts, as well as trying to get some separation between themselves and the Warriors on the ladder as both teams are currently sitting level at 4 wins 3 losses. Should this game be a drawn result, I hope you all thank the illustrator for their time and remain hospitable.

I know I said "gutter" up there, but I made a typo in Google Images.

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[Frankston Rover]

On a roll and we get an easybeat.

Everything's coming up Warriors.

 

[okeydoke7]

The Warriors? That's the club I gave birth to right?

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

The Warriors? That's the club I gave birth to right?

You were merely the midwife who helped us give birth to this wonderful club.

 

[Frankston Rover]

The Warriors? That's the club I gave birth to right?

Now it's time for us to smack YOU on the arse.

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

The Warriors? That's the club I gave birth to right?

If it was as big as the thing I gave birth to this morning, it's very impressive.

 

[Smoooothy]

this'll be like shelling peas

 

[El Dubya]

this'll be like shelling peas

I don't know I've encountered a few tricky peas.

 

[Mr Eagle]

In the world of peas, we are the carnivorous 2 tonne predatory species of pea from deep in the Amazon that science has yet to tame or even understand...

#geauxhawks
#peastside

 

[Dagless]

I'm extra special for every one of my 200 games to be played this week.

Godfather of the hashtag being half useful in this forum.

/geauxhawks
/endthehashtag

 

[okeydoke7]

Now it's time for us to smack YOU on the arse.

I left that open for the response: "It's OK, we won't hurt as much going in as we did coming out."

 

[El Dubya]

I left that open for the response: "It's OK, we won't hurt as much going in as we did coming out."

We're a team with an Oedipus complex, if you're our father you're dead, if you are our mother then you're ****ed.

Damn puritanical Chief, the most stable genius,!

 

[DV2000]

I don't know I've encountered a few tricky peas.

So have I.....I heard that they came from East Side....

 

[DV2000]

Massive game this week for us.

Win, and that'll make it 3 on the trot and consolidate our finals chances.
Lose, however, and a top 4 finish may well be pushed beyond our reach.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

So have I.....I heard that they came from East Side....

East side of what? A west facing camel?

 

[Mr Eagle]

East side of what? A west facing camel?

Your mum.

#notacheapshot

 

[El Dubya]

Your mum.

#notacheapshot

Watch out, Soggy may mash the button when he sees this.

 

[Clint Beastwood]

Oh boy wowee, this is a big one. Let's get three in a row! #geauxhawks

You Warriors are no doubt fretting (one could say "worrying") about how you'll stop go you pups and myself this week, after our ultra effective 7-goals-from-12-kicks combination.

 

[go you pups]

Oh boy wowee, this is a big one. Let's get three in a row! #geauxhawks

You Warriors are no doubt fretting (one could say "worrying") about how you'll stop go you pups and myself this week, after our ultra effective 7-goals-from-12-kicks combination.

Or I can play out at half forward and I'll set them up all day out there and give any half backs a bath. Is there a SFA Rising Star award?

 

[Mr Eagle]

Or I can play out at half forward and I'll set them up all day out there and give any half backs a bath. Is there a SFA Rising Star award?

Oh yes. The EKA. Which basically dooms your career thereafter.

 

[go you pups]

Oh yes. The EKA. Which basically dooms your career thereafter.

 

[BigJoeD_]

Welcome Hawks to NYC.

If partying and debauchery hold appeal, methinks you guys are set to enjoy you're stay.

Looking forward to sitting 5-3 by Sunday night

 

[go you pups]

East side of what? A west facing camel?

What position do you play Reg?

 

[Raveneyes]

Oh. Em. Gee.
Had a crazy couple of days in the tree. There was so much blow I thought I was at Perisher. Oh and you should have seen what this one whore did to............ huh?
.... it's been over a week?

Nah.

Couldn't have been. I've only had like 3 sleeps.

.... we played who last week? THE WOLVES? Nah. We just beat the bears. Didn't we just beat the bears? Bring on the WOLVES!

We're playing who now? The Hawks? Are you sure? .......

........

Screw this, I'm going back to the tree........

 

[Clint Beastwood]

Welcome Hawks to NYC.

If partying and debauchery hold appeal, methinks you guys are set to enjoy you're stay.

Looking forward to sitting 5-3 by Sunday night

I hate both of those, the only thing I enjoy is winning ruthlessly.